In one fell swoop, Ye Sisi transmigrated into a cultivation novel, becoming the cannon fodder female supporting character with the same name. Why no prelude of "vicious"? Because she willin...
Bai Luochen held back for a moment but couldn't help but ask, "Junior Sister, aren't you afraid you won't be able to get married in the future?"
Ye Sisi paused in her talisman-drawing motion, the perfectly good talisman paper now ruined. She looked up at Bai Luochen with a nonchalant air and said, "Isn't there you here?"
Bai Luochen shuddered and subconsciously took a step back. If she were to find a Daoist partner, she would definitely choose someone gentle and kind. Her junior sister was a handful even as a brother, let alone a Daoist partner? Just thinking about it sent chills down her spine.
The members of the Tianji Sect, as well as the emperor and his ministers, overheard their conversation...
No, why are you all making such a fuss? And what the heck is this "stripping charm"? Is it what they think it means?
Ye Sisi ignored the others and quickly finished drawing the first striptease talisman. Then, she walked up to the leading male disciple with a smile, playing with the talisman in her hand with her fair fingers. She laughed and said, "I'll give you one more chance. Be good and tell me your names, or you'll go down in history in a different way!"
The male disciple blushed. Although he didn't believe in any stripping talismans, he dared not gamble. So many people were watching, and the girl in front of him seemed a little off. Who knew she might actually take his clothes off? After all, he was so handsome!
If Ye Sisi had mind-reading abilities, she would definitely spit in his face. How dare someone like him claim to be handsome! Is that some kind of toad that gave him that inexplicable confidence?
"To tell or not to tell!"
Ye Sisi was losing her patience. Weren't these people very arrogant at first? Didn't they want to kill them? How come they've all become mute now?
"My name is Lan Wuchen!"
Ye Sisi was satisfied and turned to the crowd below the stage, saying, "Did you hear that clearly? What is this immortal's name?"
Everyone, including the emperor, remained silent, wishing they could dig a hole and disappear immediately. What kind of situation was this?! Couldn't they just ignore them?!
Seeing that no one was paying attention to her, Ye Sisi wasn't angry. Instead, she continued to say to Lan Wuchen, "Oh dear, it seems your voice was too soft. Nobody heard you. Speak louder!"
Lan Wuchen, what kind of lunatic did they mess with? Thinking this, he glared angrily at Feng Huohuo beside him. It was all because this cheap junior sister couldn't keep her mouth shut, otherwise how could they have ended up in this situation!
But when he met Ye Sisi's smiling gaze, he still shouted in humiliation, "My name is Lan Wuchen!"
"Did you hear me clearly now?"
The crowd below the stage responded in unison, "We heard you clearly!"
Ye Sisi was satisfied, then turned to face the five members of the skewers group and asked them one by one, "And you guys!"
"My name is Chen Sisi!"
"My name is Li Tianxing!"
"My name is Yi Fengchen!"
Ye Sisi looked at Feng Huohuo, who was pursing his lips and looking unconvinced, and said, "What, do you want to try the striptease talisman?" As she spoke, she sighed slightly, "I have some morals, but not many. I originally thought that since you are a girl, I wanted to save you some face, but you don't appreciate it, so you can't blame me!"
Feng Huohuo's defiant expression vanished. Although the little girl in front of her was always smiling, she felt that if she continued to argue with her, she might really lose her reputation. So she reluctantly said, "My name is Feng Huohuo!"
Ye Sisi quickly put away the talisman and said to the emperor below the stage, "Have you remembered the names of the five immortals of Tianji Sect? We'll come back to check the merit stele after we deal with that evil cultivator!"
The emperor nodded silently to indicate that he had remembered, but in his heart he was cursing wildly, thinking, "Why do you gods have to drag us innocent bystanders into this fight?" But he only dared to complain in his heart.
Ye Sisi was satisfied, and then asked the emperor, "How do I get to Li Huo City?"
The emperor pointed west and said, "If we go west, it will take about a day to travel at a fast horse!"
Ye Sisi stroked her chin and said to Bai Luochen, "Fifth Senior Brother, I've never seen a heretical cultivator before. How about we go and see his beautiful face?"
Bai Luochen looked utterly exasperated: "Speak properly. None of the evil cultivators are not ugly. Don't insult the word 'beautiful appearance'!"
Ye Sisi casually waved her hand: "I'm not very educated, so please forgive me if I say something nonsensical at times!"
Bai Luochen felt exhausted following his junior sister! He shook his head and pointed at the five-person skewers group, saying, "What about these newbies?"
The five-person skewers group...
What the hell are these noobs? Although they are not direct disciples of the Tianji Sect, they are still Foundation Establishment cultivators!
Ye Sisi smiled, her eyes narrowing: "They're definitely going with us to meet that evil cultivator, otherwise how will they go down in history!"
Feng Huohuo and his group just wanted to say "to hell with being remembered in history"—they felt a pang of heartache just hearing that phrase. They had only assigned a simple mission, but how did they end up with two lunatics who not only robbed them of everything but also tried to destroy their spirit? If this dynasty really did erect a monument to their merits, they could already foresee the inner demons that would haunt them in the future.
"Can I manage so many people all by myself?"
"Don't panic, I have a plan!"
After Ye Sisi finished speaking, she took out a flying carpet from the storage bag she had just grabbed, and then infused it with spiritual power, saying, "Let's ride the flying carpet together!"
Bai Luochen clicked his tongue twice: "Tsk tsk, I didn't expect you guys would have such a flying artifact!"
The five-person group of skewers were forced onto a pirate ship, or rather, a pirate carpet. Just as the flying carpet took off, Lan Wuchen spoke up: "Wait, we still have something to take!"
Ye Sisi, who already had great difficulty controlling the flying carpet, was thrown to the ground with a group of people by the shout, and another cloud of dust rose up.
She casually straightened her clothes and smiled at the emperor: "I'm so sorry, I've made another mess. Don't worry, the immortals of the Tianji Sect will compensate you for your losses!"
The young emperor quickly waved his hand; he just wanted to get rid of these ancestors as soon as possible—they were really driving him crazy.
Lan Wuchen and his group, who had been violently dragged out by Bai Luochen, were already frantically drawing circles in their minds. If the curse was effective, they cursed the two people to die a horrible death.
Ye Sisi said irritably, "Why didn't you say you forgot something?"
Lan Wuchen was speechless with frustration. Anyone would lose their mind if they encountered two lunatics and kept losing their composure! But to avoid further upsetting them, he honestly said, "Sorry, I didn't remember!"
Ye Sisi glanced at him in surprise. Oh, so easily captivated by her charm?
"Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up and get what you need! All those evil cultivators have been cleaned up and are waiting for us!"
Hearing this, everyone was speechless. Was this really a girl? What was she talking nonsense about all day?
Don't forget to speak up today! Let me know you're all here, it will motivate me to create even more!