According to Yi Zhonghai's original plan, Sha Zhu would never get married. If he did, how could he possibly take care of himself in his old age?

What if the wife I marry is unfilial and disobedient? I've taken care of Sha Zhu for so many years, but I haven't taken care of Sha Zhu's wife.

What if Sha Zhu's wife's family isn't good enough? Yi Zhonghai had already considered all aspects of Sha Zhu's situation, so the best plan was that Sha Zhu wouldn't be able to get a wife.

Over the years, on the surface, Qin Huairu and Xu Damao have been causing trouble, and in secret, there's also Yi Zhonghai. You have to understand that once a man and a woman reach marriageable age...

Not only are your parents anxious, but the neighborhood committee is too – in this era where there's strength in numbers, early marriage and having more children are the call of the times.

The neighborhood committee introduced Sha Zhu to no fewer than five or six potential partners, but Yi Zhonghai and his gang ruined them all. Eventually, the neighborhood committee got scared and just let things be!

The matchmakers near the courtyard house also know that everyone knows there's a cook in courtyard number 95 who has incredibly high standards, average looks, and a bad reputation. Yet he insists on marrying only a celestial being.

It's fine as it is now. Using Qin Huairu to keep him hanging on, let Sha Zhu remain a bachelor. Yi Zhonghai watched Sha Zhu grow up; how could he not know Sha Zhu's criteria for a partner?

As long as she's young and pretty, it doesn't matter if she's from the city or the countryside. Even a widow with a child would do. Unfortunately, Yi Zhonghai keeps introducing Sha Zhu to some ugly and unattractive women.

How could Sha Zhu possibly be interested? Yi Zhonghai claims she's reliable, filial, and good for marriage. Go to hell! Why didn't you say that when you were looking for a wife?

Ma Hua had no idea that so much had happened in the courtyard. If he had known, he would have just thought to himself, "Wow, that deaf old lady is really good at scheming."

When Ma Hua returned to the courtyard house, he was actually a little surprised. Yan Bugui was not standing guard at the gate, which was unusual for him, and the courtyard house was also quiet.

The courtyard was eerily quiet; surely some beast was up to its tricks. Somewhat bewildered, Ma Hua returned home.

Before MCA could even sit down, Lou Xiao'e followed closely behind and ran towards MCA's house.

Ma Hua looked at Lou Xiao'e with some surprise: "Sister Lou, what happened to you? Did a dog chase you?"

When Lou Xiao'e saw Ma Hua, she burst into tears, leaving Ma Hua somewhat bewildered. Could it be that the Lou family's property had been raided beforehand? Impossible, I didn't hear anything.

"Sister Lou, what's wrong?" Ma Hua asked, somewhat puzzled.

“Mine. Mine, my medical test results are in,” Lou Xiao’e said, choking back tears, then stared at Ma Hua with bright, watery eyes.

"Ah! It's not mine, Sister Lou, it really isn't!" Ma Hua exclaimed immediately. Lou Xiao'e, don't wrong me! Good heavens, I didn't do that with you!

"Get lost! What are you saying? I said my medical report is out!" Lou Xiao'e said angrily to Ma Hua.

"You scared me! I thought something had happened, this isn't good news." Ma Hua breathed a sigh of relief. "I thought the Lou family had gone back on their word."

Upon hearing Ma Hua's words, Lou Xiao'e immediately walked up to him angrily, pouting and looking at him, "I'm fine. I'm not sick, waaaaaah."

“Yes, I know you’re not sick,” Ma Hua said, looking at Lou Xiao’e somewhat bewildered. “Why are you telling me when you should be telling your father?”

"Ah." Lou Xiao'e and Ma Hua said this, looking up at Ma Hua with a somewhat blank expression.

“I mean I’m not sick, I can have children, I’m not a hen that can’t lay eggs,” Lou Xiao’e said, word by word.

"Yeah, I know. What's wrong?" Ma Hua was a little confused. What's wrong? You've taken a liking to me? Goodness, this won't do. I can't let my future wife down.

Besides, I wouldn't dare want you. You're already leaving. If you're with me, you'll go to Hong Kong and cheat on me. That would be too disgusting, I can't stand it. I don't want a life like this...

Lou Xiao'e looked at Ma Hua with a blank expression, then at herself, and subconsciously asked, "How did you know?"

"Tch, not only do I know, but that old lady knows too. What's so strange about that?" Ma Hua said dismissively.

Seeing the puzzled look in Lou Xiao'e's eyes, Ma Hua quickly explained, "Have you forgotten what the old lady always told you? With that big ass, you can have babies."

Lou Xiao'e blushed slightly when she heard Ma Hua say that about her, and her hands unconsciously began to twist.

“Don’t you think about it? What’s the relationship between the old lady and Sha Zhu? If you really couldn’t have children, why would the old lady keep urging you to divorce Xu Damao and be with Sha Zhu?” Ma Hua sighed.

After Ma Hua finished speaking, he looked at Lou Xiao'e speechlessly. Good heavens, the clear and foolish look in Lou Xiao'e's eyes looked so familiar. You're not a college student, are you?

"Hey, do you still remember that Sha Zhu was the war god of our courtyard?! Have you forgotten where Sha Zhu got hit when he hit people?" Ma Hua was a little helpless and had no choice but to explain to Lou Xiao'e.

"Ah." Lou Xiao'e remembered that every time Sha Zhu fought with Xu Damao, he would always use the "dang" technique.

Lou Xiao'e looked at Ma Hua with some shock: "What do you mean?"

"Yeah, that's a man's lifeline, it's so fragile. Over the years, your Xu Damao has probably been beaten so badly by Sha Zhu that he's been sterilized long ago,"

Ma Hua chuckled twice. He wondered who taught Sha Zhu this trick. If he learned it himself, that was fine; but if someone taught him, that would be interesting.

After hearing Ma Hua's explanation, Lou Xiao'e burst into tears. She couldn't believe that the culprit behind all of this was actually Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu kept mocking himself for being a hen that couldn't lay eggs, how could he bear it? Then the old lady said that Sha Zhu was the only honest and filial person in the whole neighborhood, and said, "I'll marry your grandmother!"

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