Me, Take The Blame? I'll Kick Idiot Zhu Out Of The Sect!

Ma Hua never expected that just after transmigrating, he would be beaten by Idiot Zhu for speaking ill of Qin Huairu, and then be called by Idiot Zhu to take the blame for him. Why should he?

Chapter 144 The Golden Juice Enters My Belly, From Now On My Fate Is in My Own Hands, Not in the Heavens

"Do you know what Lou Xiao'e and I fought about this morning? It was about this! But I didn't expect Sha Zhu..."

They actually stormed into my house, kicked down my door, and beat me up.

"Also, everyone, do you know what? I just got home, and this old lady brought Sha Zhu over to ask me why Lou Xiao'e hasn't come back."

How could I not be angry!

Lou Xiao'e is my wife, Xu Damao's wife! What business is it of theirs? They're bullying her like this!

"Is there no law left? Is there no justice left?!" Xu Damao roared at the crowd.

"Gentlemen, today I am Xu Damao. If Shazhu takes a fancy to your wives tomorrow, you'd better watch out. These two are nothing but trash! Hmph." Xu Damao sneered.

Xu Damao's words echoed in everyone's ears: this melon was too big; it wasn't just ripe, it was overripe.

"Yeah, damn, that's so vicious!"

"No, we can't just let this go like this,"

"We have to call the police. Sha Zhu and that old lady are absolutely disgusting."

"Yes, my son just got married last year. This won't do. We have to deal with this seriously. What if Sha Zhu develops ill intentions towards my daughter-in-law?"

As soon as the man finished speaking, everyone rolled their eyes in exasperation. "With your daughter-in-law like that..."

How could Sha Zhu possibly be interested in her? Only your son would treat her like a treasure.

The deaf old woman became increasingly anxious as things gradually deviated from their original plan.

He hurriedly considered possible ways to break the deadlock, and realized that he had to use his ultimate move now.

"Zhu Zi, Zhu Zi, Grandma is dizzy." Before the old lady could finish speaking, she fainted in Sha Zhu's arms.

Sha Zhu thought the old lady had fainted from anger at Xu Damao: "Xu Damao, let me tell you, if anything really happens to my grandma, I'll never forgive you!"

"Oh dear. What's going on? The old lady has fainted again. We're pinching her philtrum and pouring her 'golden juice' into her. What are we waiting for? The feast is about to begin!" Ma Hua chuckled from the side.

You old hag, you made me faint when I moved, so what? Are you trying to do it again now? Is it fun?

I told you before, don't move your hands or look around, it'll be obvious to everyone, but you didn't listen at all.

“Yes, MCA is right, we never thought of that,”

"Yes, I remember the last time the old lady fainted, this is how she was saved. Come here, Cuihua, hurry up and pinch the old lady's philtrum."

Everyone could see that the old lady was faking fainting, and they became even angrier, so they all echoed Ma Hua's words.

What a venerable ancestor! Bah! This is nothing but the scoundrels and hooligans of the old society acting like scoundrels.

Upon hearing what everyone was saying, Sha Zhu immediately pleaded, "Aunt Yi, please, save my grandma!"

When Yang Cuihua heard Sha Zhu's plea for help, she was in a dilemma. Anyone with eyes could see that the old lady was pretending to be unconscious, but she was too embarrassed to expose her.

Jia Zhangshi, who had been watching the commotion, remembered what had happened earlier and immediately volunteered to stand in front of Sha Zhu: "If Yang Cuihua won't come, I will. I know how."

As she spoke, Jia Zhangshi rolled up her sleeves and used her thumb to pinch the deaf old woman's philtrum hard.

Jia Zhangshi concentrated all her strength into her right thumb.

Jia Zhangshi's clenched teeth and flushed face startled the onlookers.

Could it be that Madam Jia Zhang is trying to take this opportunity to send the old lady away?

Well, it's probably for the best that she's gone. It'll save that old woman from causing trouble in the courtyard every day.

Everyone lowered their heads in tacit agreement, trying to suppress the smiles on their faces.

Looking at the old lady's darting eyes, Jia Zhangshi thought to herself, "Why isn't this old lady leaving yet? Looks like I'll have to put in more effort."

Thinking this, Jia Zhangshi released her thumb from the old woman's philtrum. She raised her arm, just as she was about to pinch it again...

Then I saw blood gushing out from the spot where I had pinched myself.

He even splattered blood all over Jia Zhangshi's face, but Jia Zhangshi wasn't angry. That's how it should be! How can you successfully send the old lady off without bloodshed?

Yang Cuihua could no longer stand it. If this continued, the old lady would surely be strangled to death by Jia Zhangshi.

"Old Yi, I think we should take the old lady to the hospital! Jia Zhangshi's method isn't working either."

"Yang Cuihua, what nonsense are you spouting? Last time the old lady fainted, this was the same method that saved her."

"Send him to the hospital? We're so far from there, what if something happens?" Before Jia Zhangshi could finish speaking, she met Sha Zhu's angry gaze.

He could only swallow the second half of his sentence.

"I think the old lady has developed a resistance to this method after the last use. Let's try the next one!"

Jia Zhangshi recalled the words Qin Huairu had used to persuade her to stop taking the medication.

Seeing Jia Zhangshi's determined expression, Sha Zhu quickly pleaded, "Aunt Jia, please, please save my grandma!"

"Ahem, what about all those lunchboxes you bring back from now on?" Jia Zhangshi coughed twice and asked Sha Zhu greedily.

"It's all yours, please, Aunt Jia, please save my grandma!" Sha Zhu pleaded.

“Alright, Sha Zhu, go outside and get some ’golden juice’ and give it to the old lady. I guarantee she’ll get better,” Madam Jia Zhang patted her chest and assured her.

"Will this work?" Sha Zhu looked at Jia Zhangshi with a suspicious expression. He had a feeling that Aunt Jia was lying to him.

"Aunt Jia is really amazing; she even has a solution for this."

"Yes, I know that method too. Sigh, it's letting Aunt Jia steal the spotlight."

"I should have told you sooner. This method is brilliant and guaranteed to work."

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