"Yes, that's how my second aunt's uncle's child's neighbor was saved last time!"

MCA was almost dying of laughter as he listened to the chatter of the onlookers. "You guys are really mean!"

Everyone can see that the old lady is faking fainting. You're just teasing her grandson and ordering the silly boy around.

But it's perfect, it also fulfills my dream; I wanted to give the old lady some last time.

Unfortunately, the old lady managed to evade it. This time, it wasn't the same trivial matter of her taking over my room as last time.

You can't get away with pretending to faint. Ma Hua saw that Xu Damao's face was still gloomy. Xu Damao was not the kind of person to give up easily.

When Sha Zhu heard his neighbors saying it was okay, he didn't care about his doubts anymore and immediately rushed into his room to get his cooking pot and bowl.

Then he rushed to the toilet at the entrance of the alley.

Sha Zhu stared blankly at the golden liquid at the bottom of the toilet pit. It was so deep. Even if he squatted down, he couldn't reach it.

I don't have any kidneys on hand.

Saving his grandmother was the priority, so Sha Zhu didn't have time to think and immediately scrambled to the ground.

He stretched out the arm that held the bowl and tried to scoop the golden liquid from the bottom of the pit.

Sha Zhu's actions startled the person who was still defecating or urinating in the toilet.

Are all those who steal poop this perverted and disgusting nowadays?!

Those defecating quickly snapped their fingers shut, and those urinating quickly held it back. In a panic, they pulled up their pants and ran out of the toilet.

After running out of the toilet, the group looked at each other and exclaimed in shock, "Wow, this is terrifying! This isn't stealing; it's outright robbery!"

Luckily I ran fast, otherwise, if I had put my hand under my own hole, I wouldn't have known whether to pull it out or not.

Sha Zhu, ignoring the pungent, fishy smell emanating from his face, continued scooping water from the bottom of the pit with a bowl.

Just as Sha Zhu was happily scooping up the golden juice, the people who had come to watch the spectacle noticed that Sha Zhu hadn't come out yet after all this time.

He called out anxiously to Sha Zhu inside the toilet, "Sha Zhu, are you done yet? Hurry up!"

Sha Zhu then realized that his grandmother was still waiting for him to save her life, and he couldn't afford to get lost in the sea of ​​juicy gold.

He quickly stood up, carrying a full pot of golden gravy, and came out of the restroom. He hurried to the crowd.

The stench emanating from Sha Zhu almost made everyone vomit, but no one wanted to leave. This scene was truly a once-in-a-century occurrence.

Yan Bugui stared in astonishment at the pot full of golden sauce beside Sha Zhu and exclaimed, "Zhu Zi, I misunderstood you before. You're such a good boy, your grandmother's good grandson! I admire you, I admire you!"

This pot is overflowing! Are you trying to stuff the old lady to death, you silly Zhu?!

"That's right." Sha Zhu nodded with a smug look on his face.

The broth has been retrieved, but Sha Zhu is now facing another problem: how is he going to get it into the old lady's mouth?

Seeing that Sha Zhu was confused, Jia Zhangshi urged him, "Sha Zhu, why aren't you drinking it? What are you waiting for? Just use your hand to pour it in!"

"Bullshit, my grandma is so old, how could she stand it?" Sha Zhu immediately retorted.

"Shazhu, where's your kettle? You can pour it in there." Someone in the crowd suggested to Shazhu.

"Yes, yes, you're such a good person, thank you!" Sha Zhu hurriedly ran home.

Pour out the water from the teapot and replace it with freshly drawn golden liquid.

"Grandma, please wake up!" Sha Zhu said, shoving the teapot into the old woman's mouth.

At first, the old lady kept her mouth shut.

Sha Zhu couldn't push it in at all; his grandma had no teeth, and Sha Zhu didn't dare to use force.

They were afraid of hurting her grandmother. Everyone was so worried.

"Silly Zhu, put some effort into it! With your kind of thing, it'll spit on the old lady's face before it even goes in," someone in the crowd shouted.

Sha Zhu gritted his teeth. Without thinking twice, he forcefully shoved the teapot into the deaf old woman's mouth.

When Sha Zhu forced the teapot into the old woman's mouth, she felt as if she were enveloped in a stench; it was unbearably foul.

The old lady was about to open her eyes and say that she was fine and didn't need to be fed.

But as soon as the old lady opened her eyes, she saw Sha Zhu lift the handle of the kettle.

Then, gulp, gulp... The old lady's belly visibly grew bigger.

Good heavens, Sha Zhu actually got the old lady pregnant.

Everyone saw the deaf old woman's terrified expression and her unconscious swallowing motion, and they were secretly overjoyed.

Grandma, don't you like to eat good food? You should enjoy this precious gravy.

Ever since Ma Hua mentioned "golden juice" in the courtyard last time, all the neighbors have asked about it. It's generally used as an antidote in emergency situations.

It is generally non-toxic and harmless, and is also a medicinal herb.

The people who were forced to drink the alcohol suffered the most; otherwise, they wouldn't have stood by and watched the MCA make fun of the old lady.

"Burp," just as Sha Zhu was about to gulp down the pot, the old woman on the ground let out a burp.

He sat up from the ground, looking quite uncomfortable. He covered his throat with his hand, pretending to vomit.

Sha Zhu quickly patted the old lady's back.

The old lady recognized this gesture; she was choking.

Hiccup. Hiccup, hiccup, the old lady finally vomited under everyone's watchful eyes.

Seeing the old lady like this, Sha Zhu asked excitedly, "Grandma, you're finally awake! You didn't know you fainted just now, are you alright now!"

"Shut up," the old lady hadn't even finished scolding Sha Zhu when she started vomiting again.