I woke up and became a mountain!
No big deal, it's just a mountain, right? No need to eat or drink, how great.
Wait, this is another world?!
Xianxia, or something bizarre?
...Chapter 100: Taking Over Yun Village
Ming Qi drew out the Demon-devouring Sword and calmly made the final move.
After making sure that the bone-eating demon lion was really dead, he took a water bag without hesitation to drain the blood, and then threw the body of the bone-eating demon lion into the space button.
I don’t know if it was because his expression was too cold or what, but the people in Yun Village were so scared that they cried for their parents.
Especially that Long Zeyu, he was so scared that he peed his pants.
Ming Qi didn't even look at him.
The chief of Wumu Village stepped in to settle the matter. He ordered people to kidnap Kong Zeyu and the chief of Yun Village, and officially took over Yun Village.
Wumu Village Chief: "..."
I just came here to save people, do you believe it?
I don’t know whether others believe it or not, but the people in Yun Village don’t believe it. The villagers who witnessed the death of the bone-eating demon lion were even more terrified and begged the people of Yilan Village not to kill them. They were all human beings and human beings should not kill each other.
Now that the bone-eating demon lion is dead, they are willing to serve Yilan Village as their master and worship the gods worshipped by Yilan Village.
As long as they are willing to let them go.
Seeing the people of Yun Village kneeling and begging for mercy, Village Chief Wumu felt a little uncomfortable. He was thankful that they had met the Mountain God first, otherwise...
"Everyone, get up. We are not monsters. How can we eat you?" said Wumu Village Chief. "Since you want to worship our mountain god, it is not impossible. But I have to say this first. The mountain god is not a wild god or evil god outside. If you want to obtain the protection of the mountain god, you must abide by the rules of the mountain god."
Thinking about the temper of the mountain god, the village chief Wumu decided to set some "rules" for these people.
In addition to the "rules" mentioned by the Mountain God, a few more rules should be added to keep them under strict supervision, so that they will not be ignorant and violate the Mountain God's taboos.
"The first rule is that the Mountain God does not like people who do not follow the rules. No matter what happens, you must follow the Mountain God's rules."
"Second, the mountain god does not like people who commit crimes, break the law knowingly, and do evil things."
"The third one..."
…
The rules were like stones pressing on the hearts of the people in Yun Village, making it hard for them to breathe.
What do you mean by "tyrannical" or "having ulterior motives"? They shouldn't be qualified to do that, right? At most, there are some small thoughts.
But there is no other way. In today's world, how can you survive without some tricks?
Some people have wandering eyes, some are thinking seriously, and some are feeling guilty.
Village chief Wu Mu didn't care about all this. He said the "ugly words" first and let the people of Yun Village choose for themselves whether to really believe in the Mountain God or leave the village and live in a place where there was no Mountain God.
"Well... Wang Laosan stole my chicken, so that counts, right?"
Wumu Village Chief: "Forget it. But that was in the past, so we don't need to pursue it."
Wang Laosan, who was called, breathed a sigh of relief.
This mountain god has too many rules. He was afraid that once he believed in it, he would be eaten by the god before he could get his protection.
"Does it count as Li Lao Er peeping at other people's wives bathing?"
"My son accidentally beat the kid next door and made him cry. Does that count?"
"Someone stole my food, does that count?"
…
They are all trivial matters, of course they don't count. No one is perfect, and Village Chief Wumu understands this. If it is just some minor problems, the mountain god will still be very tolerant. But if someone really commits a big taboo, then he will be despised.
At this time, someone shouted: "Those don't count, but the second son Yu's family killed my son, so this should be counted, right?"
Yu Laoer, who was named, shrank his neck. His wife Xiang Xiaojiu quickly protected her son and glared back fiercely: "Sister-in-law, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. When did our family kill your son? Didn't you kill your son yourself?"
Yu Yan was furious: "If you hadn't played tricks, would my son have been eaten by the divine lion? It's all your fault..."
"The sacrifice that was drawn belongs to your family. You ignored our wishes and snatched my son to the altar. That monster got angry and ate your son. Can you blame me?"
…
The two families started arguing on the spot and even wanted to fight.
Fortunately, the village chief of Wumu asked someone to pull the two apart in time.
Xu Zhong also knew a little about the situation and told the village chief Wumu about it. This Mrs. Yu is really a case of losing the rice while trying to steal the chicken. She can't bear to leave her own child, so she picks up other people's children.
Now, other people’s children were saved by the bracelet amulet, but her own child was lost. Who can she blame?
"Of course we have to blame that monster!" Wumu Village Chief said angrily, "Whoever ate the person is the murderer, so he should be blamed. What's wrong with you blaming others for protecting their own son? Who wouldn't protect their own son? If you didn't protect your own son and daughter, would you let others snatch the son of Yu Laoer's family?"
"Isn't the monster dead?"
"Your son's revenge has been taken, why are you still blaming others? If you don't want to stay in the village, get out—"
…
After all, it was not his own village, so the village chief Wu Mu was very rude. They are all unreasonable and seem even more crooked than the people in Fengyang Village.
If the mountain god wasn't short of believers...
The village chief Wumu glared at the villagers and said, "Everyone, behave yourself. Those who don't will be kicked out!"
"Did you hear me clearly? If any of your sons or daughters died, it has nothing to do with Yu Laoer's family. Your sons and daughters, husbands and wives were all eaten by monsters. If you want to blame someone, you should blame the monsters. Who told you to trust a monster that eats people?"
"Our mountain god doesn't eat humans!"
…
The crowd was shocked.
How could there be monsters in the world that don’t eat humans? !
Was he cheated? !
Village chief Wumu told them with certainty that the mountain god did not eat humans and did not like to perform human sacrifices.
It is very simple to worship the mountain god. All you have to do is wait until the mountain god temple is built, then go to the temple on the first and fifteenth day of every month to burn incense and offer whatever you have at home.
A bowl of clean food, a bouquet of dewy flowers, fruits freshly picked from the tree...anything is fine.
"You should be thankful that you ran into us before all the people in your village were eaten. Otherwise, you don't know when you will be able to meet a good god like our mountain god who doesn't eat people."
…
Village chief Wu Mu was delayed as he stayed in Yun Village. There was nothing he could do as there was no reliable person to take over, so he had to do everything by himself. First, re-survey the situation in Yun Village, register all the people, and then "discuss" the plan to build the mountain temple.
Choose where to build and how to build.
Yun Village must have its own ideas. They have never been close to the Mountain God before and have no idea. All they were thinking about was why build a mountain temple? Just do it casually.
The altar that was built for the monster is still there, so we can just turn it into an altar for the mountain god and use it for what it is.
It's almost the same anyway. Maybe soon they will have to change the gods they believe in.
The village chief of Wumu was angry. What's the point of changing it? Their mountain god was the best god. Only a fool would disbelieve in the real gods and worship a bunch of wild gods and evil gods.
But he also knew that Yuncun's thoughts could not be changed in an instant. After all, there is the experience of Fengyang Village. Weren't they also skeptical at first, but then they tasted the sweetness and found it delicious, didn't they?
Believe in Lord Mountain God, you are right!