I woke up and became a mountain!
No big deal, it's just a mountain, right? No need to eat or drink, how great.
Wait, this is another world?!
Xianxia, or something bizarre?
...Chapter 292 The Wrath of the Elves
Bian Fangya was stunned by the elf in front of her. She had never seen such a small, delicate, glowing creature.
The elf was wearing a pink skirt and its wings were as transparent as cicada wings, emitting a soft light, as if she was a fairy from a fairyland.
Luo Chengyun and Xi Deyu saw Bian Fangya suddenly take a step back, thinking that she was in danger, so they immediately took out their weapons and stood in front of Bian Fangya.
Bian Wenya was about to explain that it did not attack her and not to hurt it, when she saw patches of soft light appearing among the trees.
Then, a group of elves flew out from behind the tree.
They were wearing all kinds of little skirts, some were wearing light yellow back jackets, some were wearing emerald green little skirts, and some were wearing sky blue little curved skirts.
Each elf has a delicate face and is so beautiful that they don't seem like mortal creatures.
However, these elves were now filled with anger, holding all kinds of flowers and fruits in their hands, and throwing them at the three of them.
"Be careful!" Luo Chengyun shouted and quickly raised his weapon to block in front of him.
Xi Deyu also dodged quickly, but those flowers and fruits seemed to have eyes and hit them accurately.
Just when they thought they were going to get hurt and were about to fight back, they were surprised to find that the things thrown by the little guy had no lethality at all.
It just hurts a bit when I got hit.
They originally wanted to fight back, but they stopped immediately.
They are not bloodthirsty people, and they really can't bring themselves to kill this little thing that has no killing power and is so cute.
What's more, they were the ones who broke into someone else's territory for no reason, so it's no wonder that the other person was nervous.
Luo Chengyun and Xi Deyu often go out on missions and are very familiar with some of the habits of goblins.
Just because they stopped, doesn't mean the elves stopped.
Xi Deyu was hit on the shoulder by a fruit and couldn't help but scream: "Ouch!"
Luo Chengyun was also hit in the face by a few flowers, and the petals scattered all over him, looking a little embarrassed: "Stop hitting us, we didn't mean to touch your territory, can't we apologize?"
The two of them quickly took Bian Fangya and retreated away from the tree.
Just as they had guessed, when they left that "territory", the elves stopped chasing them.
Of course, they did not retreat, but rather they began to "patrol" aggressively within the confines of the tree, holding all sorts of weapons in their hands, i.e. flowers, fruits and the like as a demonstration, as if to say, "If you dare to come over here, I will beat you to death!"
Yang Xiangwei, who saw this secretly, almost laughed out loud.
Although He did not give these little guys powerful military powers, they have bad tempers.
Don't be fooled by their small and cute appearance. If you make them angry, they will really "smash" you and won't give you anything.
If you dare to snatch them, they will really hold a grudge against you, and you will never be able to touch the things they plant again. Because before you get close, the elves' radar will accurately sense and quickly remove what they have planted.
Yes, that's right.
Although the elves are small and have little attack power, they are innocently able to sense the good and evil of others and are very sensitive to other people's emotions.
The most important thing is that in addition to being good at planting, they are also best at escaping - especially escaping with their beloved things, they can escape in a second.
Luo Chengyun and Xi Deyu felt helpless for a moment. They looked at each other and felt that the situation was tricky.
"What should we do now? Judging from the way they look, they won't allow us to pick the fruit!"
Bian Fangya also noticed it and said, "They are very angry! It's all my fault. I shouldn't have reached out my hand just now. If I hadn't, maybe they wouldn't have misunderstood..."
"How can we blame you? Even if you didn't reach out, we would have reached out to pick them when we came to our senses." Luo Chengyun said, "Who would have thought that there were such a bunch of little guys hiding in this tree? To be honest, each one of them is quite cute."
As if afraid that they might hear him, Luo Chengyun lowered his voice and whispered, "I don't know if I can catch them. If I catch a few and sell them, those wealthy families will definitely go crazy for them."
Xi Deyu agreed and was about to nod when he heard Luo Chengyun say "Ouch".
It turned out that the little elf in the pink skirt had sneaked up to the tree above their heads at some point and was glaring at them angrily.
No, they also know how to engage in "spying"? !
He spoke so quietly, could it hear him?
Luo Chengyun quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing. I meant to praise you for being cute! Really, I was praising you..."
Before he could finish, he was hit by another fruit.
Luo Chengyun cried out “Ouch!”
Xi Deyu laughed at him and told him that he deserved it for his bad mouth.
Luo Chengyun apologized again: "I'm sorry, I was wrong! I swear, I didn't really want to sell you out. If I sold you out, I would not be a human being...God punish me with five thunderbolts!"
After swearing several times, I finally managed to coax the girl in the pink skirt into submission.
However, it was this action that made Luo Chengyun and others realize that these little guys can actually communicate.
So, Luo Chengyun tried to reason with the other party to see if he could convince them to give them a glowing fruit.
"Hello, little guy. We didn't mean to intrude into your territory. We were tested by the mountain god and came here to find the glowing fruits. The mountain god said that only by finding these fruits can we become his believers, and then he can save our leader's nephew..."
When the elves heard the words "Lord Mountain God", their movements paused for a moment.
They looked at each other and seemed to be communicating something. The little elf in a pink skirt flew in front of Luo Chengyun, put her hands on her hips, stared at him, and seemed to ask: "Are you really sent by the mountain god?"
Luo Chengyun didn't understand what they were saying, but he guessed based on what he said and their movements, and said, "Really! I didn't lie to you! Everything I said is true, I can swear to the Lord Mountain God. Lord Mountain God, do you know?"
Of course we know, we were created by the Mother Goddess! The elves raised their chins slightly, looking proud.
Seeing them nod, Luo Chengyun thought they believed him, and continued to test him: "Then can you give us a glowing fruit? We can exchange it for something."
As he said this, he took out some things from his pocket, looked at what they wanted, and exchanged them with them.
The elf was chattering on the side, as if to say, "Look, is this possible?"
"Okay, it was the Mother Goddess who asked them to come, so we have to give her face."
"Is there anything you want?"
"What can we do with human things?"
"We can't use it, so we can give it to the Mother Goddess."
"Hey, that's a good idea!"
…
So, the cunning elves left behind everything they had taken out, and then gave each of them a glowing "purification fruit" and "sent" them out.
Amid the cries of gratitude from Luo Chengyun and the others, the girl in pink skirt said: You're welcome. I'm sending you away because I'm afraid you'll come back to steal again!
Fortunately, Luo Chengyun and the others didn’t understand, otherwise they would be so speechless. It's bad enough that I only got three fruits in exchange for so many things, but I was also suspected by the little elf...
well!
It’s hard to be a good person these days!