Chapter 43 Orcs use this to wipe their butts

Looking back, I saw Old He standing there with his cane, sniffing the air, glancing at the roasted meat in my hand, with an expression that said, "I saw it a long time ago."

Several experts nearby gathered around, some secretly swallowing, but no one dared to reach out. Professor Meng smacked his lips:

"Xiao Lu, you're incredibly brave! This is prehistoric animal meat!"

Lu Yuan chewed on the meat and mumbled, "Just one bite, just one bite!"

Yuanyuan wiped the grease from the corner of her mouth, holding up the half-eaten grilled meat in her hand, "It's really delicious, aren't you guys going to eat any? I still have so much left!"

If they don't eat it, wouldn't it be wrong for me to eat it myself?

No, no, everyone has to try it.

Gu Zheng walked over and pinched her cheek helplessly, "You little brat, you're really bold to dare to give your Uncle Lu Yuan... um!"

Before he could finish speaking, a piece of meat was stuffed into his mouth.

I chewed it subconsciously, but by the time I realized what I had done, it was too late.

Yuanyuan winked at him.

Gu Zheng: "..."

It's impossible to spit it out now that you've already bitten it.

Swallow it as if nothing happened.

He turned to the experts and said, "Stop crowding around, let's get the tests done first."

Old Master He's gaze was still fixed on the roasted meat. "Yuanyuan, after you finish eating, leave Grandpa a piece of bone to study?"

Lu Yuan took the opportunity to take another big bite, and proudly raised his eyebrows at Old He. Old He was so angry that he wanted to pick up his cane and beat him.

Lu Yuan finished the barbecue in a few bites, held the small bone in his hand, and secretly stuffed it into his pocket while everyone's attention was on Yuan Yuan.

This is a prehistoric mammoth bone. Take it home, clean it, and you can show it off in the lab for a whole year!

What are you hiding?

Old Meng reacted quickly, grabbing him by the back of his collar and pulling the bone directly from his pocket with his other hand. He weighed it in his hand and smiled so hard his eyes narrowed.

"Little Lu, you've got some nerve, hiding cultural relics?"

This bone needs to be taken for compositional analysis and then returned to the state!

Lu Yuan curled his lip and said unwillingly, "It's just a broken bone, is it really that big of a deal?"

The experts around him laughed, and Professor Li joked, "This isn't just a broken bone; it's more valuable than the precious equipment in your lab!"

Yuanyuan giggled as she watched, and secretly fed the animals.

Those big shots who had just righteously declared that this couldn't be eaten all pretended to casually bend down and lower their heads, afraid that her arms were too short to reach it.

Yuanyuan was relieved to see that everyone had eaten.

With a flick of her little hand, she took out a number of rare medicinal herbs for Uncle Gu.

Uncle Gu is the best person to her, and she wants to give him the best.

They brought out quite a lot more for Grandpa He, saying, "Grandpa He, is this what you wanted?"

When Mr. He came over to take a look, his hand trembled and he almost dropped the magnifying glass. He quickly took it and looked closely, his voice trembling.

"Oh my! It really is an Ice Blue Flower! I've been searching for medicinal herbs my whole life! And this too..."

After carefully packing everything up, he nodded to Yuanyuan and said, "Thank you, Yuanyuan. You've been a great help to the country!"

The professors and experts around also gathered around, craning their necks to see, "Yuanyuan, is there any more? Is there any more?"

Lu Yuan also came over and asked expectantly, "Yuanyuan, are there any other grasses?"

Uncle wants one too!

Yuanyuan tilted her head and smiled as she pulled out another leaf the size of a lotus leaf from her spatial storage.

"Take a look at this, it was specially prepared for you."

They're all called waterweed; you can squeeze water out of them, doesn't it look like a wet wipe?

Wow! You can really squeeze water out of it!

Lu Yuan's eyes widened. He reached out to touch it, but then hesitated, afraid of breaking it. "Is it really for Uncle?"

"Of course."

Old He also came over, adjusted his glasses and looked closely: "The leaves have special textures and are so moist, they might even have cleansing or anti-inflammatory effects!"

He turned to the staff and shouted, "Quickly bring a test tube over here, collect a few drops of juice for testing!"

"..."

"Orcs use this to wipe their butts; it's soft and doesn't hurt."

Lu Yuangang reached out to take it, but after hearing this, he paused for two seconds. "Huh? For wiping...wiping your butt?"

"Yes, Uncle won't be afraid of not having toilet paper to wipe his bottom anymore."

"..."

"Yuanyuan, don't talk nonsense."

"I didn't, you before... umm..." She wanted to say more, but Lu Yuan covered her mouth.

Grandpa He adjusted his glasses and said seriously, "This is quite practical; it's also good for everyday cleaning."

"I just had an itchy prick on my hand, and this made it stop itching."

"Oh? That's amazing? It must have some medicinal value."

This made Elder He even more excited.

Professor Li, who was standing next to Lu Yuan, teased him, "Lu, what happened to you last time? Why didn't you let Yuan Yuan finish what she was saying?"

Lu Yuan blushed and withdrew his hand. "Don't listen to Yuan Yuan's nonsense, it's not true!"

Yuanyuan laughed until tears streamed down her face. She had heard that Uncle Lu Yuan had once forgotten to bring tissues while outdoors and accidentally used grass leaves to wipe his bottom, resulting in an allergic reaction.

Yuanyuan put the leaf aside: "Anyway, it's super useful. If you're using it outdoors, you can also use it to wipe your hands and other things!"

"Uncle Lu Yuan, this is its rootstock. Whether it can be planted depends on you."

"..."

"It's getting late, Yuanyuan must be hungry."

Gu Zheng said, then picked up Yuanyuan and left.

Gu Zheng carried Yuanyuan into the Forestry Bureau's special canteen. The canteen aunt had already brought the food to the table: a bowl of chicken porridge, a plate of stewed ribs, two large chicken wings, and a dish of stir-fried vegetables. The aroma made Yuanyuan sniff the air.

Yuanyuan settled herself on the little chair, picked up a spoon and scooped up a mouthful of porridge, then forked a piece of pork rib and gnawed on it with grease all over her mouth: "Rice is still the best!"

Gu Zheng sat opposite her, picking the bones off the ribs as he said, "Eat slowly. After you finish, I'll take you to the training room. We'll start with basic physical training today."

"Huh? Training starts so soon?"

"Your physical fitness is too poor, you must train hard."

"Okay!"

After dinner, Gu Zheng led Yuanyuan to the training room on the second floor. The floor was covered with colorful soft mats, and miniature training equipment was placed in the corner.

This looks like it was made specifically for her.

"Do ten squats first, but don't bend your knees too much."

Gu Zheng demonstrated once. Yuan Yuan clenched her little fists, her little bottom sticking up high when she squatted down, and her legs wobbled a little when she stood up, but she still gritted her teeth and finished.

"Uncle Gu, I did it!" she said, tilting her little face up to show her pride, her voice slightly breathless and her cheeks flushed.

After a ten-minute break, they continued practicing shooting. Gu Zheng handed her a mini training gun that looked like a toy, which was just the right weight for her.

"Left hand supporting the butt of the gun, right hand pulling the trigger, eyes fixed on the small bullseye in front."

He held Yuanyuan's hand and adjusted her posture.

Yuanyuan squinted one eye, held her breath, and pulled the trigger with a "snap." The bullet hit the white wall next to the target.

"oops!"

She wrinkled her little nose, looking a little deflated.

"Don't rush, let's try again."

Gu Zheng helped her adjust her posture again, "Don't let your hand shake, aim carefully before pulling the trigger."

Yuanyuan nodded, and this time she aimed for a while before firing.

"Bang!"

The bullet grazed the target.