Ye Yun, who was browsing the news in his shop, laughed when he saw this scene.

It's the same familiar feeling and the same familiar recipe, no matter which world it is.

Before the Chinese side could even launch a formal counterattack after learning of this news, netizens had already begun to swarm in.

"What shameless foreigners!"

"Keyboard, come on!"

In an instant, his hands began to tap with lightning speed.

Various texts rich in content began to be exported to those foreigners.

In case foreigners couldn't understand it, someone was specially assigned to translate it.

They unleashed a barrage of sarcastic remarks and statements that included a family genealogy book.

"The fact that you can say such things only proves that your whole family has something wrong with their brains."

"Born to be a cucumber, begging to be slapped! Later in life, begging to be a walnut, begging to be cracked! For life, begging to be a broken-down motorcycle, begging to be kicked! And if I marry a wife, she'll be a screw, begging to be tightened!"

"You're like a braised chicken dish—yellow, stale, and rubbish!"

"Don't move! Your left brain is full of water and your right brain is full of flour. If you don't move, it's fine, but if you do, it'll all turn into a paste."

"May I ask you for a few more face skins? I see you have so many layers of skin, a few less shouldn't be a problem, right?"

"I originally had two hearts, one good and one evil, but since I met you, I only have the good heart left, because I'm disgusted to death."

"You have a creative look and a courageous life. Being ugly is not your intention, it's God throwing a tantrum."

...

Ye Yun laughed. He couldn't help but laugh when he saw these sarcastic remarks and insulting sentences.

No matter the time or place, the language output ability of the Chinese people is always so explosive.

Sure enough, before the propaganda department of China even got involved, major foreign media outlets were already reeling from the backlash.

Often, when they retaliate with a single insult, a dozen or more comments will appear below.

There's no way to finish replying to all of them.

China has a population of over a billion, and there are hundreds of millions of trolls who are so vocal that they can't even lift their heads.

Old Deng's breathing became rapid with anger as he looked at the trash talk online.

These people have already started attacking themselves personally.

"Old Deng walks like he's in slow motion. He takes half an hour to get off the elevator, and when he looks back, he's still on the elevator."

That sentence completely broke Old Deng's defenses!

"Military exercises are a must!"

"Let our fleet, our allies' fleet, and our vassals all go down into battle."

Those allies and allies who had been criticized so harshly had long wanted this.

Since we can't win through verbal sparring, let's just have a head-on confrontation and see whose fists are harder.

...

Old Chen has already discussed it with the top leader, so let's have a head-on confrontation.

After acquiring nuclear fusion technology, China had already made various contingency preparations.

The entire army, navy, and air force mobilized and began drills.

Various fleets sailed through the sea, cutting through the waves in a magnificent and unstoppable manner.

Of course, they all avoided Ye Yun's shop at the same time, after all, he was someone they couldn't afford to offend.

Ye Yun lay on the rocking chair, drinking cola and eating sunflower seeds as he watched.

This kind of live-broadcast military exercise is much more intuitive than watching it on television before.

First, the commander of the Combined Fleet will take the stage to give a speech.

It's nothing more than some trash talk about handing over nuclear fusion and "blood rice".

The two sides couldn't reach an agreement, and then they started arguing and shouting at each other.

Although the combined fleet was large in number, the Dragon Kingdom was still able to deal with it with ease.

Because the quality and technology within the fleet are inconsistent.

This leads to a serious consequence.

That is, they fail to attack when they should, but suddenly attack when they shouldn't, startling their own allies.

The commander of the Allied fleet slammed his fist on the table in anger, saying, "Why should we accept these drags on?"

"If it were just our own fleet, we wouldn't be in such a passive position."

"Look at what they're doing. Either the engine is shut down or the missile launch is faulty."

"Even a pig could do a better job than him."

The deputy commander advised, "The Dragon Kingdom is also very powerful. If we engage in a direct confrontation, we will suffer heavy losses."

"Although these allied fleets are incompetent, they are still good cannon fodder."

"We can have them help us weaken the Dragon Kingdom's fleet, and then we can take it down in one fell swoop."

The Allied fleet commander lit a cigar and began to direct the allied fleets.

"Shoot! Shoot!"

"Where are your radar systems? Where are your fire control systems? Get them working! What are you standing there for?"

"Launch missiles! The White Elephant Kingdom is launching missiles!"

"What are you all standing there for when you have such a great opportunity?"

"Do you still want us, the Bald Eagles, to provide you with assistance?"

The Allied fleet commander unleashed a torrent of profanities, leaving the White Elephant Kingdom's commander scrambling to react.

Their fleet maintenance funds had long been embezzled, leading to numerous problems with the fleet.

And they make mistakes even under normal circumstances, let alone when urged by the Allied fleet commander.

"Commander, our missile has finally entered the launch tube!"

The commander of the White Elephant Kingdom finally smiled. After so much frantic activity, they could finally launch the missile.

"Fire! Fire at the Dragon Kingdom's fleet!"

At that moment, the commander of the White Elephant Kingdom roared, as if he could see the Dragon Kingdom's fleet being destroyed.

The soldier who was reporting was taken aback; he hadn't even finished speaking.

That means the missile's calibration direction hasn't been adjusted yet.

However, according to the traditions of the White Elephant Kingdom, he had no right to refute it.

Oh well, let it go as it pleases. It's not the first time this has happened in our White Elephant Kingdom anyway.

However, this time something serious happened.

Just as Ye Yun was engrossed in the exciting scene, he noticed a missile hurtling towards him.

He was stunned. When did watching a play lead to being bombed by a missile?

The missile's bizarre trajectory was instantly detected by all the fleet's radars present.

Upon seeing the direction of the missile bombardment, the entire military exercise site fell silent.

All that remained was the sound of the waves crashing!

Old Chen laughed so hard his stomach almost hurt.

This White Elephant Kingdom is a real talent! They actually launched a missile at that mysterious shopkeeper. What a genius!

The Allied fleet commander turned pale with fright, and the cigar in his mouth had long since fallen to the ground.

His mind went completely blank, and he muttered, "It's over, it's over!"

"We should never have let the White Elephant Kingdom join the Combined Fleet in the first place!"

"This has caused immense harm!"

Upon witnessing this scene, the commander of the White Elephant Kingdom collapsed to the ground, paralyzed.

He could already sense the storm about to engulf him.

The situation on the White Elephant's home turf was even more bizarre; they immediately stripped the commander of his citizenship, deeming him not a citizen of White Elephant.

"Bang!"

The missile exploded on the periphery, but Ye Yun's face also darkened!

I was just watching a show, and yet I'm being bombarded with criticism. How interesting!

Ye Yun kept sneering!