Chapter 44 Yun Shu Online Education Ghost Refuses Mediation

"Okay, I'll accept his phone back and some compensation for emotional distress!"

The little thief said somewhat reluctantly.

The main reason was that Yun Shu was holding that paper spiked club, which was too intimidating, so he didn't dare to disagree.

"This matter cannot be left unresolved!"

King Xuan of Zhou shouted angrily, “How dare he provoke me like this, living in my two-thousand-square-meter mansion, riding in my private carriage, and sleeping with my favorite concubines!”

I want to throw him into a vat of boiling oil and cook him several times over to vent my anger!

"You grabbed my phone first!"

The thief was not convinced.

"Your crappy phone isn't worth as much as my mansion! And you even live in my mansion!"

"You grabbed my phone first!"

"Your crappy phone is nowhere near as expensive as my carriage! And you even rode in my carriage!"

"You grabbed my phone first!"

"You fucking slept with my favorite concubine!"

King Xuan of Zhou was so angry that he stopped talking to the king and rolled up his sleeves to fight the thief again.

[They've started fighting! They've started fighting!]

[What's going on? What's going on? Why are they fighting? I smell gossip!]

Wow, was life in the underworld like this for ancient emperors? A 2,000-square-meter mansion? And servants and concubines?!

[I see! The Zhou emperor stole a phone, so the thief impersonated him, moved into his 2,000-square-meter mansion, rode in his private carriage, and slept with his favorite concubine!]

[Snatching bamboo shoots! But this Zhou emperor is also immoral; a dignified emperor actually stealing a cell phone!]

Netizens love a good show, and when they saw Zhou Tianzi and the thief fighting again, the number of comments increased, and Yun Shu's live stream popularity soared.

When Yun Shu saw the two ghosts fighting again, she directly hit one of them with a hammer, and the two ghosts were instantly knocked against the wall.

Buzz buzz buzz!

Yun Shu then took out a paper chainsaw and looked at them menacingly, "I sent you here to mediate, not to fight again."

The two ghosts fell off the wall and immediately became quiet, staring at the chainsaw with pale faces.

King Xuan of Zhou shrank his neck and said to Yun Shu, "Girl, put down the chainsaw before you speak."

"hehe."

Yun Shu took the paper chainsaw and walked over, chopped off their heads, and then placed them on the table.

"If you fight again, I'll crush your heads, and neither of you will get away with it!"

King Xuan of Zhou, his head resting on the table, shed two wide tears. "Girl, you were wrong, truly wrong! I accept the mediation! As long as he returns the white jade tablet, I will not hold it against him!"

"I accept!" The thief's face was full of fear. "As long as he returns my phone, I'll give him back the jade tablet, and I won't steal anything from him again!"

Yun Shu looked at their bodies and said, "Then shake hands and make peace, and offer each other sincere apologies."

Not far away, by the wall, two headless ghostly figures dressed in ancient robes were seen holding each other's hands, apologizing, and bowing repeatedly.

"Brother, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have taken your phone!"

"Brother, I was wrong too! I shouldn't have impersonated you! I did stay in your mansion and ride in your private carriage, but I can tell you honestly, I didn't sleep with your concubine!"

"So that's how it is! I was too impulsive and misunderstood you! From now on, we're brothers! Second brother!"

"Big brother!"

"Second brother, from now on in the underworld, your elder brother will protect you!"

"Thank you, brother!"

Suddenly, the two headless ghostly figures embraced each other, while the head on the table wept bitterly.

Yun Shu: ?

Netizens: ? ? ?

What the heck? Why did they suddenly become sworn brothers? Weren't they just fighting?

[Maybe they're afraid Yun Shu will kill them, hahaha]

[Emperor Zhou: You can stay in my grand house, you can ride in my personal carriage, but you can't sleep with my women! If you haven't slept with my women, you're my good brother!]

Seeing that they had made up and returned each other's belongings, Yun Shu helped them put their heads back on.

"Alright, you can leave now."

After Yun Shu dispelled the formation, the two ghosts suddenly stopped crying and quickly fled her house.

[Hahaha, they ran so fast! Yun Shu is really scary.]

[This is the first time I've heard that Yunshu's paper offerings have this kind of use. Could this paper-made chainsaw be connected to a cable? I want to buy one to put in my home for good luck!]

[Agreed! It looks really useful; it easily chops off a demon's head with a single chop!]

When Yun Shu saw the comments, she said, "The paper chainsaw can be linked, but because it is handmade, the delivery will take a while. Those who can wait can buy it."

Yun Shu thought for a moment and then said, "However, none of you are cultivators, so you can't directly cut down ghosts after you get the chainsaw, but it can serve as a deterrent."

【Huh? I thought I could slay ghosts!】

"That should work too. As long as it can ward off evil spirits and keep them away from my house, that's fine."

[What if you encounter a really fierce ghost, and the chainsaw doesn't work?]

Yun Shu: "You can't use a chainsaw, but you can use the ghosts of your ancestors. If you can't scare them away, write your ancestors' birth dates on a paper chainsaw and mutter 'please for help.' Your ancestors will come with the chainsaw to save you."

[Is Zun Du fake? This paper effigy can actually summon reinforcements?]

[This sounds more and more like a scam, so everyone should avoid buying it. Yun Shu has posted a link; this paper chainsaw costs 9999 yuan!]

[This is way too expensive! They're just ripping off customers! This livestream is too surreal, it must be fake. The streamer probably hired a team to do the special effects just to sell products!]

Yun Shu frowned slightly. "This is a live stream, how can I do special effects? If you don't believe me, I'll have King Xuan of Zhou come and help me with the live stream next time."

As for the price of the paper chainsaw, it's already a bargain. These paper weapons not only enhance the killing power of ghosts, but people can also use them to ward off evil spirits and protect their homes; they're generally more expensive than everyday items. Besides, my products are guaranteed to be high-quality and not easily broken.

[These are all scams. I even saw a news report today about a fake master who used highly poisonous talisman water to trick a family into believing their daughter was a debt-collecting ghost. The family almost poisoned their daughter to death with the talisman water!]

[Exactly, everyone, don't believe it. There's no way to prove whether this stuff works or not! Those two ghosts fighting just now might have been actors hired by Yun Shu!]

[You damn scammer! Why hasn't the platform banned you yet for doing this shady livestreaming to fleece people?!]

But when Yunshu's paper offerings were burned down to the underworld, my ancestors really liked them and even appeared in my dreams. I've also been having some good luck lately.

[Are you a shill upstairs?]

The live stream attracted many skeptical viewers, most of whom had seen the news about the Liu family. Because the Liu family had been scammed by a fake master, almost resulting in a death, the police have recently been issuing warnings to the public against believing in such superstitious and feudal beliefs.

Yun Shu: "..."

Yun Shu was speechless.

Originally, she had a good reputation, but after Master Huang did bad things through crooked means, others began to view her with prejudice.