Metaphysics Master Opens a Paper Offering Shop and Becomes a Viral Sensation on a Variety Show

Ancient Metaphysics Master Yun Shu accidentally transmigrates into a minor internet celebrity. The original owner had a wealthy husband whom she did not cherish, engaging in all sorts of self-destr...

Chapter 75 Congratulations to all viewers nationwide for winning a corpse experience card!

Chapter 75 Congratulations to all viewers nationwide for winning a corpse experience card!

"Stolen?" Yun Shu looked at Chu Xingnan in surprise. "You're a ghost messenger, what kind of ghost could steal something from you?"

"I don't know either."

Chu Xingnan said with a troubled expression, "That day, after I received your gift, I was given an urgent mission to collect souls. After I finished collecting the souls, I found that the pistol I was carrying was missing. I thought that you made that thing, so maybe you could find it."

"It's a bit difficult to help you find it, and I didn't install a GPS tracker on it."

Yun Shu said.

"But to prevent ghosts from stealing things and doing bad things, I can destroy that gun, just like I destroyed the paper effigy before."

"If it's destroyed, then I have to buy another one?" Chu Xingnan was a little reluctant; that gun cost a million to burn.

"Then please keep an eye out for me. I'll also look for it myself. If I really can't find it, I'll contact you again to destroy the gun."

"good."

After telling Yun Shu about this, Chu Xingnan left with Lei Jiao's spirit, and only then did Geng Zhongfu dare to come out from the shadows with the puppy.

He was a ghost, and although he had never done anything bad, he was still afraid of Chu Xingnan, a ghost messenger, from the bottom of his heart.

Geng Zhongfu said to Yun Shu, "Miss Yun, I'd like to trouble you to build a dog villa for my Haha. I need to go back to the underworld now."

He also gave the deposit to Yun Shu.

"knew."

Yun Shu performed poorly during the island training camp and was not qualified to participate in the performance after the training camp. She was placed in the waiting pool for resurrection and can rest for a while.

Yun Shu was in a great mood after finally getting her phone back so she could start live streaming and make money again. She launched a giveaway as soon as she started streaming.

Yun Shu said, "We're finally back. Today, we'll draw one lucky viewer to have their fortune told, face read, feng shui analyzed, and to make paper offerings. You can use the paper offerings yourself or burn them for your family."

[For...personal use?]

What exactly are the paper offerings included? Do you have the latest iPhone 99+?

Yun Shu smiled and said, "What kind of paper offering to give depends on fate and what you need."

[Does paper offering depend on fate? Can't you just send the most expensive kind?]

Yun Shu patiently replied, "No, the most expensive isn't necessarily suitable for everyone. Forcing it might not be good for you."

[Shushu, you seem to be in a great mood today! You even did a giveaway for your fans, and this time the prize package is a better deal than before!]

[Yes, yes, Yun Shu is visibly happy. Did something good happen?]

Yun Shu: "Who wouldn't be happy to leave work early? Everyone, hurry up and participate in the lucky draw!"

[You mean the resurrection pool thing? I was worried you'd be upset and wanted to say something to comfort you, but you seem to be hoping to get eliminated?]

However, Yun Shu is indeed not suitable for that kind of program; she doesn't have any special talents.

After seeing the comments, Yun Shu hesitated for a moment before saying, "Actually, it's not that I don't have any talents, I do know a little bit, but there's no need for me to participate."

What can you do? Are you going to do some kind of shamanistic ritual again?

Yun Shu rummaged around in the room and found a suona. "I only recently remembered that I can play the suona, but there aren't any suitable pieces for me to choose from on the show. I can perform for you right now."

Before the audience could react, she suddenly stood up, bowed to the camera, and said, "Thank you all for your support. This song is for you."

Then Yun Shu started playing the tune, and as soon as the opening notes started, the viewers in the live stream went wild.

If I heard correctly, this is a tune played at funerals, right? It's a miracle the production team chose this piece for you!

Thank you, that sounded beautiful. It already makes me imagine what it would feel like to be lying in a coffin.

I suspect you're trying to get rid of us.

Yun Shu finally finished her performance, and the viewers in the live stream breathed a sigh of relief.

"Was that a decent performance?"

Yun Shu said sincerely, "When I was a child, I helped my master with funerals, and I was responsible for playing the suona."

[That's such a wonderful compliment! I almost saw myself being too cute! With talent like yours, it's a waste not to debut as a star!]

[Family members, does anyone understand? I watched a live stream before bed, and some people started playing suonas (traditional Chinese wind instruments). I felt like my bed had turned into a coffin lid!]

【You're happy, but I'm completely devastated. I'll probably have nightmares tonight! I've decided I can't let myself suffer. Yunshu, why don't you go on stage and perform for the whole country? I've cast all my votes for you!】

Yun Shu: ?

Brothers, vote for Yun Shu! Let's spread Yun Shu's talent throughout the country!

[Yun Shu's vote count is getting higher and higher; she'll definitely be resurrected in the Resurrection Pool in a few days. Congratulations to all viewers nationwide for winning a Corpse Experience Card!]

Yun Shu: ?

Yun Shu quickly put away the suona. "Please don't vote. I was eliminated with great difficulty. There's no point in continuing this competition. I don't even have time to make paper offerings anymore."

[Vote now, let Yun Shu work overtime!]

[Your performance just now was absolutely superb, like listening to celestial music! It would be a loss to the Chinese music world if you didn't pursue a career in music!]

[The person upstairs is right, this music is so good my great-grandmother would have crawled out of her coffin and silently given Yun Shu a thumbs up!]

Yun Shu glanced at the show's voting page and saw that her votes were skyrocketing, with her total votes being about four or five times that of the second-place winner.

Yun Shu's lips twitched, and she returned to the live stream with a look of utter despair. "I really thank you all."

[You're welcome, my darling. What other surprises do you have that I don't know about? You can perform them for the whole nation!]

Yun Shu tried to keep smiling, but still answered seriously, "I can also play the flute to drive corpses."

The audience: "..."

Sis, you're not serious, are you?! This is too much to do! It's scary!

As a result of this commotion, the lottery results were also announced, and the winning fan was an account called "Old Flavor".

"Congratulations on winning the prize, Old Flavor! You can choose to connect with me for a face reading or send me your birth date and time."

After Yun Shu finished speaking, Jiu Fengwei replied in the live chat, "Let's connect, but I don't read faces. I want you to help me look at an antique."

"Can."

Yun Shu readily agreed.

She initiated a video call with the fan, and he answered quickly.

The video camera is pointed at the antique shelf in the living room.

"Yunshu, take a look at this jar."

He pointed to a beautifully crafted iron can on the antique shelf, with some rust spots and faded patterns, giving it a very vintage feel.

“My dad bought this from abroad. There’s a string of Western words on the bottle that we don’t recognize. We just think it’s an antique and must be quite valuable.”

Yun Shu stared at the thing for a while, her expression strange. "I don't know any less common languages ​​either. If anyone in the live stream knows them, they can translate them. But I know what this thing is."

He quickly pressed for details, "What exactly did my dad buy? Is it worth collecting?"

"Your dad bought someone else's dad."

Yun Shu was silent for a while, then said, "He's a foreigner, so we probably can't get rid of him."

Old-fashioned flavor: !!!