Alternative Title: 玄學，最适合中國寶寶體質的心理學
Author: 最兇輔助
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-09-19
Updated: 2025-09-19
[Comments are open. This is a fictional metaphysical world, all plot is made up, do not apply to reality, believe in science, reject superstition~]
Metaphysics master Yu Lanlan dies and is taken by a certain system into a male-oriented novel with a live streaming popularity background, becoming a cannon fodder female supporting character with the same name and surname, whose fate is miserable.
According to the original plot, the original body and the male lead are both psychology experts, proficient in Western psychology, but because her live stream popularity overshadowed the male lead, she is framed by him and ends up disgraced in the live streaming world.
The transmigrated Yu Lanlan just laughs.
What Western psychology? That's just something our ancestors played with long ago.
She directly brings out the psychology most suitable for Chinese babies' constitution—metaphysics—and challenges the male lead to a live stream showdown.
1.
Two parents bring their daughters, who can't get out of their previous relationships after breakups, for help.
Male lead: "Based on various checks, diagnosed with severe depression, need to take medicine on time every day, and provide psychological counseling."
Girl 1: "Wuwuwu... Losing him, I'd rather die!"
Yu Lanlan: "Child, that boy's birth chart clashes with yours, he absorbs your fortune. Think about it, after being with him, didn't your grades drop a lot? But his suddenly improved?"
Girl 2: "Woc, that jerk!! I finally got 10th in the class! Why doesn't he go die?!"
After treatment, Girl 1 sinks deeper, Girl 2 successfully heals herself.
Girl 1's father slaps the male lead in front of all live stream viewers, then begs in front of Yu Lanlan.
2.
Two rich merchants come because their bodies have problems from overwork.
Male lead: "You have excessive stress, I suggest you learn a set of health exercises from me. Come, deep breath...1...2..."
Rich merchant 1: "Doing it doesn't help at all..."
Yu Lanlan: "Afflicted by villains, everything goes wrong. Isn't the manager recommended from below causing you troubles every night that can't be handled? Replace him, find a capable one."
Rich merchant 2: "Master is too amazing!!"
After treatment, Rich merchant 1's problems remain unsolved, Rich merchant 2 easily recovers.
Rich merchant 1 angrily demands sky-high compensation from the male lead, then turns to beg Yu Lanlan.
3.
The male lead refuses to give up and wants to frame Yu Lanlan according to the original plot, but Yu Lanlan quietly poaches his corner.
Looking at the somewhat wary female lead, Yu Lanlan: "He blocks your wealth path, clashes with your parents. If you continue dating him, your parents will have accidents..."
Female lead: "!!"
Female lead: "Break up immediately!!"
Many completed works in the column, take a look~
<吃瓜漫画横扫娱乐圈[穿书]>: Entertainment circle gossip guide~
<我在星际召唤神话大佬>: Summoning mythical big shots to dominate the interstellar~
<假如凡尔赛女配超有钱［穿书］>: The city's richest Versailles, can that be called Versailles?
<假如绿茶女配针对的是男主[穿书]>: If the green tea's target is the female lead...
<白莲女配的自我修养[穿书]>: Full-level white lotus deletes account and restarts~
: Boss from the start, tea鉴鉴 expert, come debate if you don't accept~
<修仙大佬教你做人[快穿]>: Demonic cultivator boss, will act instead of talking~
<能力是祖宗保佑>: Only I can save the world~
<穿书后抢了男主的霸总剧本>: Walk the male lead's path, let the male lead have the abuse plot~
<软萌桃妖才不可能那么强［全息］>: Big mix holographic online game~
Content tags: Female supporting character face-slapping, modern, fictional, transmigration,爽文, metaphysics
Yu Lanlan
Other: Many completed works in the column, read for comfort~
One-sentence summary: Metaphysics boss transmigrates to live stream and face-slap daily
Theme: Promote Chinese traditional culture