Metaphysics, the Psychology Best Suited to Chinese Babies' Constitution

[Comments are open. This is a fictional metaphysical world, all plot is made up, do not apply to reality, believe in science, reject superstition~]

Metaphysics master Yu Lanlan dies and is ta...

Chapter 4

Chapter 4

Judging from the faces of these aunties, although they usually like to take advantage of others, they are not vicious people. This time it was unintentional. After all, no one expected it to be such a coincidence.

The bride herself is frail, with sparse eyebrows and a crooked philtrum, which indicates that she has difficulty conceiving. This child is an unexpected surprise. Her eyes are full of gentle fluctuations and she exudes a maternal glow. She must love children very much.

If these aunties offend my reincarnated ghost this time and cause an accidental miscarriage, it will probably be difficult for me to get pregnant in the future.

Yu Lanlan lowered her head, not knowing what she was thinking about.

Sister Hua was standing next to her and didn't know what was wrong with her. Just as she was about to ask her, she saw Yu Lanlan suddenly look up and approach the aunts.

"Auntie, there is a red evil spirit on the bride's wedding day. If you bump into it, you will have bad luck."

As soon as these words came out, several aunts immediately widened their eyes.

Seeing one of them about to get angry, Yu Lanlan changed the subject and said, "I see that the faces of these aunts are very kind. They will live happily and healthily in their later years, with virtuous children and grandchildren. Their happy days are still to come!"

Several aunts were stunned for a moment.

The old lady who was about to get angry became even more angry, and her face instantly became happy. "Hey girl, are you serious?"

"Of course."

Yu Lanlan turned directly to her and said, "Looking at your face, I think you should have a gentle and considerate daughter-in-law. She will bring good fortune to the husband, the family, and the livestock. As long as you treat her well, you will be blessed with good luck."

The old lady was shocked instantly, "You can predict this?!" She asked a fortune teller to calculate, and it turned out that her daughter-in-law was indeed destined to be blessed!

The other aunts also changed from their original disbelief to half-belief and half-doubt. They didn't know Yu Lanlan at all, and the other party probably didn't understand their family situation. How could she know that their sister had a gentle daughter-in-law?

"Girl, can you calculate it for me too?"

"Yeah, can you count it for me too?"

“…”

Yu Lanlan smiled and began to explain to them one by one.

"Although this aunt's daughter is destined to be childless, her granddaughter is blessed with good fortune and is a rare talent. She will face some major setbacks in her early years, but if she overcomes them successfully, she will soar to great heights."

"Oh!~~~" Her daughter had indeed only given birth to a daughter, but her in-laws favored boys over girls and had not treated her granddaughter well. She had always been very compassionate towards her granddaughter, and it turned out that her granddaughter was a rare talent! This way, she wouldn't have to worry about it in the future!

"This aunt's son is very filial, but marrying early will affect his fortune. It's best to get married after 30."

"So that's how it is. I've been urging him to find a partner sooner rather than later. Isn't this going to ruin his fortune? Then I won't push him anymore!"

"Auntie..." Yu Lanlan paused.

Several aunts held their breath for a moment.

"This auntie is a blessed person, but there is one thing I must say: it's time to cut off ties..."

The auntie who was being looked at by Yu Lanlan had a blank look on her face, probably because her secrets were touched upon. Her lips trembled as if she was making some decision in her heart.

At this moment, almost everyone present realized that Yu Lanlan was definitely right.

After hearing these few words, the middle-aged ladies have fully realized how great Yu Lanlan is, and they immediately start calling her Master.

"Master, can you give us some more guidance?"

"Yes, Master..."

Yu Lanlan smiled again. "I've already said that all of you aunties have faces that will allow you to enjoy happiness in your later years. As long as you do more good deeds and don't compete with others, good fortune will naturally come."

"Ohhh! So that's it..."

Several aunts were delighted and started to discuss with each other, completely forgetting their previous discussion about how to grab the bride's good fortune.

The bride and bridesmaid next to them noticed what happened when Yu Lanlan came over, and kept turning their heads to look, and then they were stunned by the subsequent developments.

However, they are all young girls and have always kept their distance from fortune-telling. After all, they don't know whether the fortune-teller is a liar.

Yu Lanlan looks about the same age as them...but judging by the performance of those aunties, how capable should she be?

Seeing the brides staring at her blankly, Yu Lanlan smiled again.

But her next move surprised them even more.

Yu Lanlan extended her hand directly to the bride, "This young lady is very happy on her wedding day, I would like to ask for a red envelope for your blessing."

"……Oh well!"

The bride didn't expect that someone would ask her for a red envelope, so she quickly signaled the bridesmaid who was in charge of the red envelopes to take out a red envelope and hand it to Yu Lanlan.

Yu Lanlan took over and added, "I wish you and your child peace."

Upon hearing this, the bride and bridesmaid exchanged a look of disbelief. The bride had only been pregnant for a little over a month, and her pregnancy wasn't even noticeable!

But they soon had no time to care about Yu Lanlan, because someone was shouting at the door, saying that the bride would be coming in soon and asked them to get ready.

Several aunts also recalled what Yu Lanlan had said to them at the beginning. They looked at each other and gave up the idea of ​​grabbing the first prize of the bride.

Seeing their frowns smooth down, Yu Lanlan nodded and left with Sister Hua who was still in a daze.

Neither of them noticed that there were two pairs of eyes staring at them from behind.

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Seeing several aunts still discussing:

“Amazing!”

"Yeah, this girl doesn't even look as old as my child, but she can predict things so accurately!"

Li Zaiming was a little speechless.

"What's Yu Lanlan doing? Didn't she graduate with a degree in Western psychology? Why is she even using this charlatan thing?"

Yifeng was still in deep thought, but when he heard this, he couldn't help but sneer.

"Inferring someone's thoughts from their words and micro-expressions, and then saying something ambiguous, is just a trick that can only fool laymen."

Seeing Yifeng's disdainful look, Li Zaiming thought about it according to his ideas.

That's true. Yu Lanlan graduated with a degree in psychology, so it's very easy for her to infer the psychology of ordinary people. However, judging from the performance of those old ladies and the bride, Yu Lanlan's guess should be quite accurate, which puts Li Zaiming under considerable pressure.

"Don't think too much. Any other ordinary psychologist can do it."

Although there was no explicit meaning in his words, Yifeng's subconscious meaning had already excluded himself from being an ordinary psychologist.

Li Zaiming had always believed in Yifeng and immediately relaxed.

"Tsk tsk, this Yu Lanlan shouldn't be a psychology anchor, she should be an actress instead. She acts pretty well, hahaha..."

Yifeng said nothing, just curled the corners of his mouth slightly.

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Along the way, Sister Hua was filled with surprise at Yu Lanlan's behavior just now.

"Lanlan, what were you doing just now? Why did you look like a street fortune teller? What's with all the talk about red evil spirits and destiny, how come I didn't know you were so good at deceiving people?..."

Yu Lanlan smiled and didn't answer her. Instead, she looked up and down the red envelope given by the bride and started to open it.

"By the way, you don't know this bride, do you? Why are you suddenly asking her for a red envelope?"

Sister Hua felt that her behavior was full of weirdness.

Yu Lanlan had already taken out the money in the red envelope and counted it, then took out her mobile phone and transferred an equal amount to a charity organization. Only then did she have time to answer Sister Hua's question.

"I just helped her resolve a disaster. This is her reward."

Yu Lanlan held a stack of red banknotes between her two fingers, which looked like there were about a thousand yuan at first glance.

Sister Hua was speechless.

The bride and bridesmaid seemed a little bit stupid. They actually gave the red envelopes given by the guests as gifts to her anchor.

No matter how she thought about it, something seemed wrong. However, it was impossible to return the money. After all, she had just seen her own anchor transfer the same amount of money to a charity organization. But it still seemed a little weird!

"Lanlan, please don't do this kind of thing in the future. I know you are good at analyzing micro-expressions, but it is still wrong to fool people..." Sister Hua said earnestly.

Yu Lanlan glanced at her and then smiled, leaving Sister Hua confused.

Seeing her passing by a trash can and throwing the empty red envelope into it, Sister Hua didn't care.

What she didn't know was that the red envelope didn't even fall to the bottom of the trash can, but turned into ashes the moment it entered the trash can.