Metaphysics, the Psychology Best Suited to Chinese Babies' Constitution

[Comments are open. This is a fictional metaphysical world, all plot is made up, do not apply to reality, believe in science, reject superstition~]

Metaphysics master Yu Lanlan dies and is ta...

Chapter 7

Chapter 7

This title was very curious and many people clicked on the post soon.

After watching the entire video, the comments in the comment section quickly divided into three camps, among which the "questioning" camp was the most radical.

This is hilarious! The I Ching is the I Ching. It's philosophy, art, and science. You fortune tellers, just borrowing the name of the I Ching, have the audacity to lump yourselves together with it, and even boast so arrogantly about how profound you are!

I'm going to be blunt: metaphysical fortune-telling is a scam! It's feudal! It's a cancer! Why are you learning this stuff instead of studying science? I think all those years of studying have been wasted!

I really don't understand. Western psychology is so professional and has been developed for so many years, but it's no better than a fortune teller? You've abandoned your own discipline and studied metaphysics!

Western psychology is famous around the world for a reason. They have a professional system and a complete philosophical foundation. What do you have in metaphysics?

At the same time, after seeing these people's speeches, another group of "supporters" also emerged.

You'll understand what's said above! Everything in the West smells good, right? The host said Western psychology is heavily influenced by the I Ching, and metaphysics, as a branch of the I Ching's divination, is a traditional Chinese tradition. It's been passed down for a reason, so don't be so sure if you haven't learned about it!

Is metaphysical fortune-telling a scam? That's because you haven't met a truly powerful master! While metaphysics is declining in China, do you know how popular it is in Hong Kong, Macau, and Southeast Asia? Which of those wealthy people doesn't firmly believe in the metaphysical theories of luck and feng shui?

[I didn't really believe in these things at first, but I met a very accurate master of metaphysics a while ago, and my opinion has changed ever since!]

[A powerful master of metaphysics can truly calculate many things. If you don't believe it, forget it. But are you trying to show off your prowess by belittling him like this?]

The two factions argued fiercely and could not reach a consensus.

The other "conservative" faction seems to have little presence in the middle, but actually has the largest number of people.

[I don't understand this metaphysics, but there are many things that cannot be explained by science. It's something that exists if you believe it, and it doesn't exist if you don't believe it...]

I think there might be a psychological element at play here. This anchor talks about using metaphysics to help people with their emotions. Maybe it actually works wonders? After all, he's a psychology major, so he might be innovative in this area...

[I don't know what he looks like, so I won't comment. I'll just wait and see what happens next with this anchor...]

The entire post was filled with uproar, but Yu Lanlan was very calm.

After she made those remarks, it took a long time for the barrage of comments to respond.

[Lanlan, are you serious? Don't be impulsive!]

[This... I really don't know what to say...]

[So...are you really going to get into metaphysics? Can't you just stick to your previous pace and take one step at a time?]

[Why do I think what Lanlan said makes sense? It’s just… I can’t change my mindset right away…]

Perhaps it was because Yu Lanlan’s previous post on Western Psychology was too deep, causing many fans to still be offline.

For more than ten minutes, no one applied to connect to Yu Lanlan's live broadcast room.

However, the post posted in the square soon attracted traffic, and someone left a portal to Yu Lanlan's live broadcast room in the post.

[Is this the host who turned from Western psychology to metaphysics? ]

【6. Come and check in】

[People keep saying how mysterious metaphysics is, come and see how mysterious it is]

There are a lot of people online, why isn't anyone connecting? Hurry up!

Although Yu Lanlan has over 100,000 fans, not that many of them are online, only a few thousand. Most of them are just lurking and don't speak. Some of them even quit directly after Yu Lanlan's declaration.

Therefore, the arrival of this traffic immediately disrupted the barrage in the live broadcast room and occupied the main position.

Yu Lanlan still looked calm and answered a few questions from the barrage.

"It's not a spur of the moment decision. I won't change the location again..."

"It doesn't matter if you can't adjust your mindset. Everything will be fine once you adapt to my rhythm..."

This slow and leisurely manner made the audience who came to watch the fun feel like they were punching cotton, so some people started to make trouble.

Is there really no one connecting? Is this streamer's fee high? If not, can I give you a lowdown?

[Although the label has been changed to metaphysics, it is still a psychology subject. If you have psychological problems, please feel free to use it.]

[Well, if you're curious, you can also connect. Who hasn't felt depressed these days...]

This barrage inspired people, and some people actually connected directly to Yu Lanlan's live broadcast room.

Seeing Wan Qing signaling that someone was connecting, Yu Lanlan asked him to connect.

The other party only turned on the audio, not the video.

A frivolous male voice spread in the live broadcast room.

"I heard that the anchor is going to use metaphysics to mediate his emotions. I think we need to first verify one question, that is, whether the anchor's metaphysical skills are up to par."

"How about this, host, why don't you try to guess what my recent psychological barrier is? You should be able to figure it out, right?"

As soon as the words fell, the barrage became even more lively.

[Oh my god, here comes the challenger! ]

[This voice has bad intentions!]

How can this be calculated? Without even showing his face, isn't this embarrassing for Lan Lan? Even fortune-telling requires looking at the face, right?

Unfortunately, only a few people were worried about Yu Lanlan. Most of them were waiting to see whether Yu Lanlan could take on this trick or whether she would make a fool of herself.

Yu Lanlan smiled slightly, her calmness beyond everyone's expectations.

"Yes, but please tell me two numbers first."

She can sit here calmly and broadcast live, so she must have thought of all the possibilities.

Since the other party didn't show his face, she naturally had an algorithm that didn't require him to see the face. In the Plum Blossom Divination, there is an extremely simple and highly accurate method of divination called divination by number.

The informant also knew that he couldn't really reveal nothing, otherwise he wouldn't achieve his real purpose, so he just gave Yu Lanlan two numbers at random.

After hearing this, Yu Lanlan in the camera lowered her eyes and started to do mental calculations.

After everyone waited for a while, some people started to question in the barrage whether Yu Lanlan was just pretending.

After a moment, Yu Lanlan raised her eyes and looked straight at the camera. Her eyes became deep and a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.

"Your most recent psychological disorder occurred about two weeks ago. You wanted to dump your then-girlfriend, but the person you were dating this time was different. She had no idea who you were and wasn't after money or personal gain; she simply liked you as a person. So, despite your proficiency in the love world, you occasionally felt a pang of guilt. Ultimately, you chose to dump her."

As soon as these words were spoken, the entire live broadcast room fell silent, leaving only the breathing sound coming from the person on the other end, which seemed a little rapid.

After about two seconds, a voice came from the other side: "Fuck!!"

Yu Lanlan didn't stop.

"But this matter has become a thing of the past. You didn't take it to heart. Your most difficult hurdle is not here..."

With a change of tone, Yu Lanlan piqued everyone's curiosity again.

The connection was not interrupted, which meant that the other party still did not give up and wanted to test whether Yu Lanlan was just a blind cat that caught a dead mouse.

"You weren't originally this type of person who indulged in sensual pleasures. It's just that you encountered a peach blossom disaster during your first relationship. After your partner had fully exploited you, he or she abandoned you, which led to your current state."

"Peach Blossom Tribulation?!" The informant immediately grasped the key point.

"That's right, it's a peach blossom calamity. The other party's fate is unfavorable for Guishui, and his nature is dark, and he likes extraneous wealth."

"You're wrong! My family is rich, how could she possibly exploit me to my full potential?!"

"Are you sure? What was the situation at home at that time?"

At this point, the person connected instantly understood and stopped talking.

"This is a disaster you were destined to face, but it's also your good fortune. While the other party took away your unexpected wealth, they also absorbed some of your bad luck. This is what gave your family business a chance to revive."

“… Damn it!!” The person connecting now doesn’t know whether to hate or thank his first love, if what the anchor said is true.

But the other party didn't even know who he was. How could they possibly know what had happened in his home just by listening to his voice?

So all of this... was inferred based on those two random numbers he said?!

But...how is this possible!

"Do you know me? Have you investigated me?!"

As soon as he said this, even the comments on the comment board thought he was a little stupid.

Sure enough, Yu Lanlan didn't spoil him.

"If I remember correctly, you connected yourself." Could she predict it in advance and conduct an investigation?

Oh no, she can indeed tell fortunes, but if she can predict people, is there any need to investigate?! There's no point wasting her time.

After being criticized, the person connected also realized that the history of his own company was a trade secret, and Yu Lanlan, an ordinary anchor whom he had never met before, had no chance of knowing it, so he had to apologize awkwardly.

Yu Lanlan heard that his voice was sincere, so she continued speaking.

"However, you've accumulated a lot of debts of love in recent years, especially with your previous girlfriend. These debts will backfire on your family's business, and there will be many crises in the near future."

"How could my debt of love backfire on my parents' company?!" The caller was obviously getting anxious.

Yu Lanlan was a little annoyed by his numerous questions. "Because your parents included your name in the company's name, your fortune is naturally linked to the company. Your first love took away your bad luck and brought your company back to life. Your debt of love will naturally bring bad luck to your company as well. Only if you take relationships seriously in the future can the company's fortunes improve. Am I making myself clear enough?"

"Shit! I get it! I will never mess around again!! Thank you, Master!!" These few words were like enlightenment, instantly waking the caller up.

"Have you resolved your psychological dilemma now?" Yu Lanlan asked.

"It's solved, it's solved! You are a true master!!" The person connected now had no doubts at all.

"Then you pay the fee and hang up yourself."

The person who connected with the call respectfully followed Yu Lanlan's instructions. After discovering that the fee was only a few hundred yuan, he felt that the master was very conscientious. He started to give large rewards directly in Yu Lanlan's live broadcast room, directly giving tens of thousands of yuan, which shocked the other onlookers.