Chapter 21 "Does your part-time job include fighting?" O...

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Chen Che lowered his head.

His robe: low-key dark pattern, tie-waist, loose bathrobe style.

The robe in the comic is in a mess, but the following details can be vaguely seen: low-key dark patterns, lace-up waist, and loose bathrobe style.

Similarity: 90%.

The 10% difference is that he is calm and has masculine virtues!

The paper man in the comics is not only wearing revealing clothes, but also has the key points of his upper body blocked by handcuffs.

一miumiu.

Chen Che lifted the stand-up collar and pulled it toward his neck. He then tightened the belt around his waist, preferring it to be tighter than to let it loose and end up like the person in the painting.

"Oh my, our Park Ki-yong oppa is so handsome..." Du Yuanshan exclaimed repeatedly after removing the mask.

Is Oppa already here? Mother, this is too outrageous.

The paper figure even has a name—

"Girlfriend · Chicken Coop".

Oh.

He withdrew his gaze, feeling contempt in his heart. What was the difference between reading this kind of comic and being tortured with pepper spray?

Pushing the tablet in front of her son, the actress Du, who was in the late stage of occupational illness, read the narration: "A forbidden love. From ancient times to the present, the male protagonist fulfills a thousand-year-old appointment."

In his previous life, the young male protagonist secretly went up the mountain to play.

A little tit happily pecked a pine caterpillar out of the cracks in the bark.

The chickadee paused with its orange beak, looking back, its gaze fixed on the stream. A boy was also happily searching for unusual rocks.

The tits chirp, the brook gurgles, and happiness is contagious.

Until the boy fell into the water, the little tit transformed into a human and helped him out.

After the coming-of-age ceremony, the hero confessed his love to the heroine while holding a large bunch of mountain flowers.

The second female lead who followed the male lead discovered the existence of the female lead...

In this life, the hero finds the heroine with the memories of his previous life.

Chen Che: "Why is the heroine becoming more and more perverted?"

"How is he perverted?" Du Yuanshan, a staunch female leader, rolled her eyes.

"The hero died protecting the heroine in his previous life, and finally reincarnated—"

"That's called time travel!" Du Yuanshan couldn't stand it anymore.

"Jilong traveled through time, and the heroine treated him so cruelly?" Only a level 10 idiot could come up with such a plot.

It's only the second episode and the painter is already handcuffed. How perverted will the next episode be?

"Chicken...cage?!" Du Yuanshan thought there was something wrong with her ears.

"Piao~chicken~cage~" the deep and clear voice was full of arrogance. "Piao, it's the kind that dad often sweeps at the police station."

"You bastard!!!" Du Yuanshan said in a huff.

Ding-ding-bang-bang—the restaurant suddenly became noisy. The worker and the housekeeper, who had disappeared, reappeared at the same time, making all sorts of noise.

Wang Sao, who used to speak softly, instantly turned into a bandit voice actor, speaking in a gruff voice: "Ah, Madam, you haven't practiced with the fitness ball for a long time. The fat on your waist..."

Mrs. Wang desperately winked at Shen Che.

After a month on the job, Sister Yan, who was usually cautious in her words and actions, relaxed her composure: "Madam, Mister Mar—oh, what, Teacher Martin is almost here—"

Sister Yan's eyes also felt uncomfortable, and she blinked desperately at Shen Che.

Du Yuanshan: "What teacher?"

Sister Yan identified the murderer very smoothly. If it were during the Anti-Japanese War, a traitor would come and scare her, and she would immediately confess everything.

The confession was short: "The young master hired an English teacher for you."

"..." Du Yuanshan closed her eyes and went straight over -

She was rescued by Uncle Zheng, the old man knew her too well. Eunuch Zheng announced: "Madam, the young master has sent you flowers!"

The female star suddenly opened her eyes, and handfuls of peonies came into view.

Uncle Zheng led several workers in one after another. Each of them had a giant bouquet in their arms.

Light crimson, smoky purple, misty pink, sparkling white… blocking their faces, only the vibrant blossoms bloomed in Du Yuanshan's vision. With limited education, she longed for a few pretentious words to describe the flowers' beauty, but after much thought, she could only come up with "colorful." She feigned profoundness, using silence to mask her limited vocabulary.

Fireworks exploded in her heart. She was the proudest of thousands of ordinary mothers. Her top romantic son—

Give her flowers

In the restaurant, Sister Yan and Sister Wang desperately gave the young master a look. Uncle Zheng's head popped out from behind the oversized flower bud: "Squeak~"

Sound waves penetrated into Chen Che's ears. He casually pointed to a bouquet of flowers and said, "Mom, the bright red one is from me, and the rest are from Dad. I wish you a complete success at the book signing."

Du Yuanshan pressed the corners of her burning eyes, moisture spreading to her fingertips: "That's not bright red, that's smoky purple."

Her color-blind son pointed to his eyes and said, "Well, it's all your fault. You found me a disabled dad."

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After watching the short play "My Wife is So Coaxing", everyone was satisfied.

"Mom," Chen Che picked up the crystal shrimp dumplings and put them in Du Yuanshan's bowl, "The film critics said that your eyes were empty, your emotions were flat, and your lines were terrible."

Du Yuanshan lowered her beautiful eyes and squeezed them shut. The tide had just receded, and an undercurrent was rising. She wanted to get on the oxygen machine.

Chen Che: "Mom, take a deep breath, feel the emotions at this moment, label them, and store them in your wise and intelligent brain."

One of Du Yuanshan's ears expanded, transforming into a giant microphone. Is she wise... and clever? Is this a good boy praising me?

"Next time you act, show your emotional side. Just one look can bring out the drama. Your acting is natural and profound. Aren't those fans mesmerized?"

Chen Che boasted about his Level 10 teaching certificate and instantly appeased his old mother who was on the verge of going berserk.

Martin, who teaches English, is a local high school teacher in Maple Leaf Country. He and his young assistant were both waiting in the lobby.

There are still 5 minutes until class starts.

An old man and a young boy saw a young Asian man in a sky-blue baseball cap and a lily-white sweatshirt walking down the central spiral staircase. A few tufts of his slightly long hair were visible outside the brim of his hat, and the ends of his hair swayed slightly with his steps.

The young man went downstairs, greeted her, and apologized: "Teacher Martin, I have to go out for something. Aria is in your care."

The two teachers were stunned and couldn't help but look at him. He was dressed similarly to local high school students. Foreigners always have trouble guessing the age of Asians.

"Aria?" The teacher's eyes scanned the huge living room as he heard the little girl's name.

Chen Che took a few steps back and pulled out his old mother from the corner behind the electronic fireplace.

——"Wise and intelligent female student, please say hello to your English teacher."

Aria's weak voice: "Howl, my friend..."

Martin, a teacher with many years of teaching experience who has taught numerous Chinese students, used the expression most favored by newly arrived international students: "Fine, thank you, and you?"

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Chen Che cleared out his study as Du Yuanshan's "English corner". After settling in, he closed the study door.

Stuck by Du Yuanshan's head.

The image of a dignified female star was completely gone. She lowered her voice and said, "Hey, you left me? I can't speak the same language as them..."

The roles were reversed, and Shen Che showed a fatherly smile: “Teacher Martin will teach you well.”

"He's from Caizhong!" Du Yuanshan heard the name of the school from the conversation between Shen Che and Martin. Her good friend, Mrs. Cen, was bringing her daughter to study abroad and had drawn up a long list of schools to avoid, and this Caizhong school was prominently on the list.

"So," Chen Che pinched the brim of his hat as it fell on Du Yuanshan's head, "Teacher Martin has extensive experience dealing with poor students."

This brat must have done it on purpose!

"I won't go to class." Du Yuanshan made up his mind and died bravely.

Chen Che looked at her and said, "Study hard and make progress every day, classmate Aria."

Du Yuanshan was frightened by his gaze and retreated to advance: "If you are not here, I won't go."

"It's a newly installed Hikvision." Chen Che gestured for Du Yuanshan to look at the surveillance camera in the study. He pressed down the cap on Du Yuanshan's head, like a priest pressing down the dome of a baptized believer's skull, and whispered, "I am with you."

By the way, I monitor my mother's class. These are the things he encountered when he was a child. The vengeful kid back then has grown up now.

Du Yuanshan did not give up and made another request: "I will only attend the class if you have the ability to buy crosstalk tickets."

"Xiao Du, Xiao Du, I'm going to complete Mission Impossible right now."

Du Yuanshan was taken away like a hostage by two teachers.

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This impromptu outing plan was initiated by Shen Che's newest (WeChat) friend.

Lao Chi, a scalper who had been waiting all night for crosstalk tickets without success, unexpectedly discovered in the morning that the ticket price had dropped from $888 to $800.

All four tickets are here.

"Ha! It can't be sold anymore!" Chi Leyou rubbed his hands, ready to battle online with the scalper Lao Liu.

Lao Chi: “800 dollars.”

Lao Liu: "Bro, the current price is $800."

Lao Chi: "800 dollars for four, I'm all in."

Lao Liu: "How about I give you two kilograms of northwest wind and drink it slowly?"

Round 1: Lao Chi lost.

Chi Leyou was like a wilted cabbage, wasting an entire night without helping Chen Che at all.

After hesitating for a long time and failing to organize her words, her new friend sent her a message a second faster than her:?

The phone in my palm almost fell to the ground.

[Chen Che: What about writing a confession of guilt?]

Presumably, she typed and deleted it frequently, and the other party saw "typing..."

What does a confession of guilt mean? She toiled all night, helping him find votes. Her sin is being too kind!

A notification bar suddenly appeared on the phone screen: Your follower, the seller Mr. Liu, adjusted the price.

Chi Leyou was stunned. The price went from $800 per ticket to $888.

It alerted the enemy.

She explained the situation and honestly admitted that she was too careless. To express her indignation at the scalper Lao Liu for raising the price, Chi Leyou angrily smashed three large landmines.

Tong, tong, tong—Shen Che, who had bravely survived the series of bombings, sent a voice message: "Chop the devils' heads with your swords. What's the big deal about killing our own people?"

In the cafeteria, the girl who was happily queuing to buy breakfast suddenly froze, and the tall girl in front of her turned her head.

The female model was half a head taller than Chi Leyou. Chi Leyou raised his chin slightly and held his breath.

Isn't this Park Ye-jin's sworn enemy? That smug, arrogant, half-Portuguese-Japanese girl?

Relying on her status as a model, she hooked up with many rich men in the overseas study circle. She got money and bags, but the poor rich men were thrown away like garbage by her.

Park Ye-jin's ex-boyfriend was lured away by a female Japanese devil.

In fact, all we need to do is wish the cheating scumbag a speedy cremation.

But the female devil showed off in front of Park Ye-jin like a victor.

Coward number one, Park Ye-jin, cursed and cursed and drew the little three devils into the comic. Unfortunately, the comic was so bad that the damage value was almost zero.

The female Japanese soldier's eyelashes trembled rapidly. Chi Leyou looked up at an angle, staring at her thick bangs, as if in the next second, the two little people would pull open the curtains and perform the anti-Japanese drama of "tearing the Japanese soldiers apart with bare hands" in the small theater on their foreheads.

"Ghosts..." The female devil didn't speak Chinese, but she knew the word "ghosts." Anger crawled up her neck like a snake, and her cheeks turned from beige to pink.

The cafeteria was noisy and bustling, and everyone's eyes fell on Chi Leyou.

Enemies often meet on a narrow road.

Chi Leyou held his breath, grinned, and smiled, the arc widening.

When the female Japanese soldier saw the other person's smile, a big question mark appeared above her head.

This week is Chinese food theme week and the school has invited Chinese chefs.

The main meal was too expensive, so Chi Leyou specially chose the breakfast time period.

At this moment, the fried dough sticks in the frying pan were dancing the Yangge, the preserved vegetable pancakes were waving at her, and the shepherd's purse dumplings were jumping into the boiling water one by one to swim.

And she, a Chinese student who had not returned to her country for two and a half years, swallowed a lot of saliva.

"You! Bakashiba!" Dirty words from various languages were output smoothly, the coward No. 2 Chi Leyou killed everyone in his way, and quickly finished the little drama of "The female devil knows three and acts like three" in English.

Chi Leyou had seen shrews scolding in the streets in the country, and the secret to success was speed, ruthlessness and accuracy.

She switched back to fluent Chinese: "Everyone! She is the shameless mistress!"

"Wow, that's awesome." The Chinese students who were also in the cafeteria looked at her with admiration and silently moved behind the girl, forming a semi-circle of people to support their compatriots from the rear.

The Japanese woman's face looked extremely ugly. Her new boyfriend stood beside her holding a tray and listened to the whole thing.

"Is what she said true?" the boyfriend raised his voice.

Female devil: "Listen to my explanation!"

People of all colors were outraged: "Dump her!" They were clamoring for a breakup! They dumped her like trash.

The female devil was furious and rushed towards the culprit.

Whoosh—seeing this, Chi Leyou turned around nimbly, and the human wall was like an automatic door, leaving a gap for one person.

She took a step forward and ran at the speed of Su Bingtian.

The female devil wanted to chase after her, but the human wall closed automatically: "..."

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Panda Chi didn't reply for a long time, so Shen Che called him.

After the call was connected, the girl didn't say anything.

The receiver was filled with the sound of wind.

"They're waging a mine war on my territory, and the culprit won't explain?"

The enemy turned the tables on her, and Chi Leyou, who was in a life-or-death situation, had no time to settle the score with him. She used her remaining lung capacity to barely squeeze out a breath: "You hit the wrong person, I'm busy now!"

Chen Che was slightly annoyed. Was she being perfunctory? They had played turkey together and dodged zombies together, but hadn't they fought mine warfare together?

The receiver delivers wave after wave of noise, and for a few brief moments, it's clear and silent. It's also nice to be a listener listening to white noise.

The phone remains on the line.

Running out of the cafeteria and dodging the oncoming students, it was the first time for Chi Leyou to do such a thing. She did not look back, but just ran wildly.

Next to the graffiti wall outside the campus, a black student with dreadlocks was shaking a sprinkler. The sunlight just happened to penetrate his giant earphones, and two circular spots of light appeared on the figure on the ground.

Two colorful sprinklers rolled down, and the Asian girl dodged them with a deer jump: "Sorry——!"

The black student took off his Bluetooth headset and saw her back, her long silky hair swaying in the wind.

The graffiti wall is covered with lively cartoons.

Princess Rapunzel climbed down the tower and touched the green grass with her bare feet. The tender green grass buds playfully tickled her feet. For the first time in her life, she ran, trotted, and chased.

After looking at each other in silence, Chen Che broke the silence: "Are you jogging in the morning?"

In case the girl didn't hear, he added, "Are you busy working? Running Uber Eats so early in the morning?"

The 20,000-step WeChat Sports champion gasped, "Too busy beating people up!"

Chen Che was silent for a moment: "Does your part-time job include fighting?"