Chapter 63 Lesbian violence gay us three, rounding up, ...

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Chi Leyou was carried out of the kitchen by Chen Che like a hostage, and the expression on his face faded a little. "Don't you have a dishwasher? I'll clean the dishes and put them aside for washing--"

"How can I let a patient wash dishes? Has my conscience been eaten by a dog?"

"Oh, I'm a dog." The girl looked at him with sparkling eyes.

“…”

Their eyes met for a moment, and then Chen Che ran towards her. Chi Leyou ran even faster than the dog.

Shen Che won by a narrow margin.

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The moment the girl's legs touched the sofa, there was a "snap" sound, which rippled across the living room.

When the butt hit the sofa, there was another crisp sound in the kitchen.

"Are you from the demolition team?" She leaned against the wall with her arms folded.

Chen Che picked up a broken triangle with the incomplete word "Le" engraved on it.

Having never done any work before and not wanting to be looked down upon by his sweetheart, he shot back, "So what are you? A supervisor?"

Chi counterattacked: "I'll be a scavenger." Help sweep the floor.

Chen Che fetched a broom, and Monkey King drew a circle for Tang Sanzang, "At ease."

Chi Leyou glanced at him: "?"

"stand at attention!"

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"Stand still." The young master, who had never done housework, had his fingerprints on the broom for the first time. A lazy man does not deserve a sweet love.

The man held the broom in his hand and swung it around, sweeping away the debris on the ground.

Being sick always makes one extra vulnerable. A day ago, she huddled on the sofa in Ren Mixin's home, dark clouds gathering in her heart, wrapping around her softly.

And now, the broom in Chen Che's hand swept away all the dark clouds in her heart.

"Nimbus 2000." She grinned, revealing two rows of small teeth.

"Want to play?" Shen Che waved the broom.

Even though it was a broom for a flat covering several hundred square meters, it was just an ordinary broom that Mrs. Wang purchased from Costco.

Chi Leyou's smile disappeared, and she didn't really want to play with the cleaning tools.

"Do you still have the energy?" he asked her with a smile, and she nodded in confusion.

"Your credit with me is ruined." He said as he walked up to her and placed his warm palm on her forehead.

Chi Leyou was as stiff as an icicle under the eaves.

Those few seconds were stretched into infinite moments.

My pulse raced like a wild horse, my blood quickened, boiling... rushing to my forehead beneath my palm, the warmest spot. The blush moved downward, spreading across my cheeks and extending behind my ears.

A lot of numbers popped up in my mind. They met on Instagram, and it took two years for them to go from selling connections to being online friends who could talk about anything. It took two months for him to wear a doll costume and work with her, to vent her anger on the stalker, and to save her from danger.

But she always felt that they had known each other for a very long time. He held an invisible progress bar, leading her along. The progress bar stretched out, and the unloaded end seemed to hold infinite possibilities.

Chi Leyou stood there without moving, letting him hold his head.

Shen Che was relieved: "No fever."

She snapped back to her senses and used specious words to suppress her pounding heart: "I haven't had a fever in eight hundred years."

"So, it's my honor?" Chen Che glanced at her sideways, "I beg you to be an obedient patient."

He let go of his hand, and the girl's bangs collapsed and stuck to her forehead. Without thinking, Chen Che combed a few strands of hair with his fingers.

The young master saw her eyes were struck by lightning, he shook his fingers, deliberately showing off his slender and beautiful fingers, and pretended to be unhappy: "Carpenter Tan, just be happy!"

“…”

The room was warm, and the girl followed obediently behind the tall man. With a slight step, she could step on his shadow. The entire glass curtain wall reflected the image of the two people walking slowly, and the cold air lurked outside the window.

The sliding door of the study slowly opened. The unknown secret door looked just like in horror movies. Chi Leyou withdrew his foot.

Chen Che: "Are you scared? What else can I do to you?"

Seeing that she didn't follow him, his voice softened: "Isn't it your turn to hit me? I'm the vulnerable group, okay?"

The smart light suddenly lit up, filling the room with light, and a dazzling array of collections appeared in front of the girl in a 360-degree, no-dead-angle view.

"Have fun with it." He took the broom from the display stand. "Nimbus 2000."

Chi Leyou took it and looked down at the broom's streamlined design, which was exactly the same as in the book.

In another second, a hat was placed on the head.

She propped the hat up with one hand, feeling its soft material. "Sorting Hat?"

"Well," Shen Che said playfully, his voice deep, "Smart, brave, and strong Yoyo Chi... Gryffindor."

There was a layer of mist in Chi Leyou's mind. He always felt that the words were particularly familiar, but he could not remember the source. Looking at Chen Che again, his eyes were starry and extremely sincere.

She withdrew her doubts. Gryffindor, her favorite house.

A good mood burst out from her heart, a faint smile spread out, and the familiar dimples appeared instantly. She seemed to be coaxed at once.

Chi Leyou was holding the broom, about to ride it for fun, when she saw Chen Che biting his lip, his cheeks sunken. She was too familiar with the way he looked when he was full of evil intentions.

The girl was instantly alert: "What are you laughing at?"

"Haven't you seen JJ Bond?" He stopped pretending and blew himself up. "Smart, brave and strong, I really envy myself~ Oh, I can't do it anymore, Chi Leyou, why are you like a stupid pig——"①

"Ah!" Chi Leyou picked up the Nimbus 2000 and chased him around the room.

"Stop fighting! Look how angry you've made us." Chen Che begged for mercy, her cheeks flushed slightly and a thin layer of sweat stained the tip of her nose. "Then we won't be Pig Man. We'll be Marshal Tianpeng."

Is there a difference? She asks!

Chen Che raised his hand and swore to the ceiling with his mouth, which couldn't be burned clean, "There won't be a next time."

Chi Leyou was slightly stunned. The curve from the man's jaw to his neck was like the lines of a meticulous painting, with an extremely precise shape. And his temperament was like Huaisu's calligraphy, unrestrained and free-spirited, wild and untamable.

"Not angry anymore?" He bent down and looked at her at eye level.

She didn't say anything, and the faint fragrance of his body penetrated her nose, and he waited patiently.

Chi Leyou turned his eyes to the right, "If you make me angry again——"

"I am a pig." He interrupted and twisted his lips into two whirlpool-like smiles.

He caught her evasive gaze and asked directly, "Why don't you dare look at me?"

"No way." The girl picked up a stack of clothes and walked forward with her head held high.

Chen Che followed closely behind him with a smug look: "Chi Leyou, you're blushing."

"No." Her pace was faster than her heartbeat, eager to get rid of him.

Hiding in the bathroom, she breathed heavily.

While God gave him a good appearance, he also crossed out some virtues in his fate.

Why do you always pick on her? She is not the one to be fleeced.

The mist condenses into water droplets on the wall, and the embedded smart ceiling spray simulates natural rainfall, bathing in the fragrance, like the first drop of rain falling from pine needles, refreshing and refreshing.

This fragrance also spread over her body. She lowered her head and sniffed her arms.

The smell is exactly the same as Shen Che's.

The girl after washing looked like a freshly beaten rice cake.

Chen Che stood beside her, took a quick glance, and then withdrew his gaze: "If you don't wash it well, I'm going to call the fire department and have them come and break it down."

"..." Chi Leyou clenched his fist and punched him through the sleeve of his pajamas that was longer than his fingertips.

"Hiss, I'm going to report this to the Women's Federation." He screamed exaggeratedly.

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"Lesbians are violent towards gay men. The Women's Federation must take this case to court." He feigned indignation and snorted twice. "Domestic violence."

"Who's with your family?" These words were so hot that she turned into a steam locomotive, and the place where the soot burned was called the heart.

He hurriedly pulled at her sleeve—the twilight purple men's pajamas, a flashy color, had been given by Du Yuanshan. The girl refused to turn her head, leaving only a slender white neck visible.

Like a white jade mushroom in a broad-leaved forest, he honestly withdrew his gaze and said in a weak voice, "You sleep with Mee Mee."

Oh, he's so generous.

Chi Leyou calmed his breath and said, "Meimei has always been mine."

Chen Che was very friendly and said "yes" three times in a row, "You are Mee Mee's mother."

"Of course not." She straightened her back.

"Then I am Meow Meow's adoptive father."

What the hell?!

"So the three of us, rounding it off, are one family."

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Sang Shi parked the car on the side of the road. He peeked at Chen Che through the video feed. What was this idiot doing? He pressed his left eye with a spoon and asked, "What's wrong with you? Cosplaying as a pirate Ultraman?"

Shen Che complained: "I got punched by her."

"Hey, is that Piao Piao Fist from your little pond? You'll have to endure it." Sang Shi picked up the mud on his fingers and blew it away.

"What's wrong?" Sang Shi looked at the man in the open-crotch pants. "It's not working?"

Chen Che said nothing, glancing to the left with his left eye.

This expression clearly shows guilt.

His cheeks puffed up slightly, and after thinking for three seconds, he asked dejectedly, "How do I pursue her? I don't know how."

"My smart, brave and strong good brother, can't chase girls?!" Sang Shi stood up in shock, with half of his body sticking out of the panoramic sunroof.

A man walking his dog on the roadside was horrified: "250!!!"

Dog: "Woof woof woof!"

The Pig Man's boomerang from half an hour ago struck Shen Che's heart directly from the motherland.

After a moment's silence, he asked, "Aunt Yu said you were getting engaged this year?"

"I won't get engaged anymore, my girlfriend beat me up, cough-" Sang Shi, who said he was missing, tried to cover it up with a cough, "She likes me so much that she can't live for a second. I'm not engaged to her, I'm afraid she won't survive."

“…” He shouldn’t have made this call and humiliated himself!

"Based on the current results, although I have already obtained the true scriptures," Sang Shi stood up in front of Shen Che for the first time. Needless to say, this feeling is really good, "but I can share with you the 81 difficulties along the way."

"Let's talk about how to pursue her first." Chen Che put down the spoon and drank some cold water. He was thinking about feeding that broken ball some medicine after finishing the call.

"I looked into my baby's eyes and kissed him hard - mua..." Sang Shi pouted at the air in the surprised eyes of passers-by.

Chen Che: “Rogue.”

"Alas! I haven't finished yet!"

"Beep, beep."

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Mother and daughter reunited.

Meeme lay quietly on Chi Leyou's shoulder, and the girl rubbed its furry head with her chin.

There is a dark-colored audio table at the head of the bed, a copy of "Parasite: The Storyboard" directed by Bong Joon-ho, and a moon-white alarm clock.

The scene is extremely familiar.

Suddenly, a slight ripple appeared in her chest, and she took out her cell phone to scroll through the chat history.

On the first night after Shen Che "adopted" Mimi, in order to comfort her biological mother's wounded heart, her adoptive father thoughtfully sent her a photo of Mimi sleeping.

Although the bedding is different, it’s the same bed, the same audio table, and the same alarm clock.

His starry sky watch was gone from the table, and the book was replaced by Bong Joon-ho's.

This is clearly Shen Che's bedroom!

Where's the guest bedroom you promised me? He's a liar!

Chi Leyou got out of bed and ran barefoot to the door. The moment he opened the door, his eyes merged with the person outside.

Chen Che, holding a glass of water, looked over in surprise: "You haven't slept yet? That's perfect, let's take the medicine."