Miss Cannon Fodder Wants To Escape Death Flags

After entering a male orientated cultivation novel, Ning Ning originally planned to carefully follow the planned storyline, but only to discover that there was something not quite right about this ...

Chapter 96

Yonggui in the mysterious mirror fell heavily to the ground, and the elders watching outside the mysterious mirror shook three times at the same time.

The other disciples in the Demon Refining Tower were all on the brink of life and death, but they were the only ones who were dragged into the Buddha Realm, where they also witnessed a shocking selection of a concubine by the Demon King.

It was very artificial and impure, and could be said to be the most unique fireworks in the Ten Dharma ceremonies. It attracted the attention of many onlookers. When they first saw this tragic scene, they all revealed complex expressions that were difficult to describe.

“Ah, this…”

Tian Xianzi scratched his head and said, "Master Yonggui's music is really unique."

Elder Lingguang of Fanyin Temple smiled faintly and touched the back of his round and smooth head: "That's right. If there are disciples in our temple who are not interested in cultivation, they will find Yonggui to sing with them. When the music is at its best and they look into each other's eyes, the Buddha's light will suddenly appear and all the demons in their hearts will be eliminated."

That is, two bald heads were suspended in the air, looking at each other lovingly, and in the extremely weird singing, the back of their heads flashed with golden light.

One of them was shining and spewing sparks from its mouth in a ferocious manner.

Everyone present was silent.

They don't want to hear this kind of thing!

"Xie Yu has a cruel personality. If you make him unhappy, he will definitely not show mercy. I don't know what Bai Ye will do."

Lin Qian stared at the mirror with lingering fear, with a hint of expectation in her eyes: "I heard that he is always strict in his actions, not to mention that he is an outstanding disciple of Liuming Mountain..."

Seeing his young disciple being praised, He Xiaochen smiled innocently and said, "Thank you for the compliment. Bai Ye has the same personality as me, so I shouldn't disappoint anyone."

"But speaking of which," Ji Yunkai scratched his head with his short white fingers and stuck his head out from under the crowd of uncles and aunts, "Meng Jue seems to be missing."

Someone took a breath and said, "Meng Jue? Could it be that Meng Jue is also going to participate in the selection of concubines? No way?"

"Meng Jue?"

Several monks from the neighboring Neon Island stood up and ran over here at the same time. Men and women were all there, looking around curiously.

Meng Jue, as Tianxianzi's first disciple and the most powerful Nascent Soul disciple in Xuanxu Sword Sect, is not only handsome but also elegant and gentle in character. Just a slight smile from him is enough to make the hearts of many female cultivators tremble.

What's more, he is a sword cultivator.

Sword cultivators focus on breaking all laws with swords, and they are the most fierce and decisive in battle. Who can not love a man with a sword? Meng Jue has naturally become a popular figure in the world of cultivation, and his fans can circle around the Xuanxu Sect five times.

Thanks to him, a group of people gathered in front of the mirror of Xuanxu Sword Sect. Someone shouted, "Bai Ye is on stage!"

Unlike Yonggui who is only interested in completing the mission, Bai Ye is a person who has a lot of idol baggage.

Although he also wanted to stand out in the harem competition, he certainly could not be as bold as the former, so he had to be extremely reserved on the field, walking with a lotus-like posture. Any old male protagonist who saw him would exclaim: Oh, what an annoying little wild cat.

Ning Ning always had a bad feeling in her heart, so she lowered her voice and asked Pei Ji behind her: "How confident do you think he is?"

Pei Ji had no interest in this kind of thing in the first place, and now he seemed to be irritated by his artificial attitude, with obvious impatience in his eyes. Hearing this, he responded in a deep voice: "Zero."

She agreed with it, nodded and continued looking at the stage.

Bai Ye was born with a handsome appearance. Just standing there, without much words or movements, he had the elegant and timeless demeanor of an immortal.

Many of the women watching subconsciously exclaimed in amazement, and then burst into a torrent of wows.

The young monk smiled, his eyebrows flying into his temples, and his eyes were clear as water. He rose into the air in the astonished gaze of everyone, and with his long sleeves dancing, a bright firelight suddenly appeared behind him.

Chongling has high mountains and blocked roads, with very little contact with the outside world. The people in the town rarely see immortal monks.

The moment the fire suddenly appeared, not only did the audience cheer loudly, but even the Demon Lord Xie Yu who was sitting on the stage changed his expression.

Ningning finally understood what was going on with that bad feeling in her heart.

They are located in the Futu Realm, and everything they see and hear are memories of the period of the great war between immortals and demons. During this time period, the demons and the righteous cultivators were mortal enemies.

It would not be too much for Bai Ye to dance, recite poems, or even do a stone-breaking move on his chest, but using the Five Elements Talisman at this moment was tantamount to exposing his identity and walking into Xie Yu's gun. It was even more gift-giving than Meituan, and he got himself killed while chatting and laughing.

Xie Yu's expression became increasingly worse, but Bai Ye knew nothing about it.

The handsome young man moved left and right, and dazzling fireworks seemed to explode beside him. As everyone was dumbfounded, his eyes suddenly moved.

A child in the crowd cried out in surprise: "This, this is——!"

As the flames burst out, a few strands of bright water color suddenly emerged from the gaps between the fireworks, like a dragon emerging from a cave, condensing into pieces and shuttling through the sea of ​​fire.

At this moment, there was a sudden flash of lightning and golden light. The lightning condensed into a circle, illuminating the dancing white figure.

An elder outside the mysterious mirror exclaimed: "He is using water, fire and thunder at the same time. He is indeed a young talent! Sect Leader He has a good way of educating people!"

"Using all three methods at the same time is extremely difficult."

Qu Feiqing nodded and said, "Under normal circumstances, due to insufficient cultivation, these water, electricity and fire would quickly dissipate. But Bai Ye is a smart man. He surrounds himself with spiritual energy and lightning, like a closed cocoon, which can effectively reduce the loss of magic."

He Xiaochen laughed heartily with a beaming face: "Thank you very much! If you praise me again, I'll be embarrassed."

What Qu Feiqing said was true. Bai Ye used spiritual energy as a barrier and set up a circular formation around him that was similar to the Water-avoiding Technique.

The spiritual energy and talismans are all bound in the formation. Since they cannot dissipate to the outside world, they appear particularly rich. The fire was raging, the water was crystal clear, and the lightning was as swift as a dragon, it was so gorgeous as a dream.

Everything was fine except that Xie Yu's face was getting darker and darker.

Bai Ye, dancing on the stage, is intoxicated, with black hair dyed black, like a flying phoenix. Her pair of sparkling black eyes seem to want to say something but cannot. The script in her hand is called "The Drunken Concubine".

Xie Yu, who was sitting at the table, was filled with murderous intent, fearing that the disciple from the immortal sect would suddenly attack and hurt someone. The demonic energy in his hands slowly condensed, waiting for the right time to seize the initiative. The play playing in his head was called "The Assassination of Qin Shi Huang".

Only Ningning, who was standing in the crowd, felt her heart in her throat and felt something was wrong.

From a physics perspective, in a confined space, the evaporation of superheated water in large quantities will produce steam, causing the pressure in the space to continue to increase. And when the pressure exceeds the limit strength that the spirit bubble can withstand——

“Stop it now!”

Ning Ning was extremely anxious, and used the secret voice transmission to hurriedly tell Bai Ye: "Disperse the spiritual energy around you!"

Bai Ye didn't understand the reason and turned to look at her with some confusion.

Then in the next moment, a huge explosion sounded everywhere.

Everything happened so fast.

It was so fast that everyone could only catch a glimpse of the sky-eating and earth-eating light that suddenly exploded. A beautiful white color was bounced up by the huge impact and smashed hard into the air along a parabolic trajectory.

Then with a "snap" sound, it fell to the ground like cooked dead meat, and wisps of white smoke came out.

A charming burnt aroma wafted from the arena.

There was silence outside the mysterious mirror again.

Silence is the eternal bridge of the ten Dharma churches.

He Xiaochen spurted out the tea he had just drunk, and said in a trembling voice: "Bai-Ye-!"

They were in chaos, and during the meal Xie Yu's eyes showed a rare look of bewilderment and confusion.

He originally thought that the disciple from the immortal sect would launch a surprise attack when he was unprepared, but why did he actually blow himself up in public? This... is this a new type of attack from the righteous side?

It was so advanced and terrifying, so unconventional, he really couldn't understand it at all!

Looking at the mass of dead flesh lying straight down, the suspicious Demon Lord felt an indescribable fear in an instant.

The scene was horrific. Ningning gritted her teeth and ran to Bai Ye, not daring to look or touch.

Pei Ji beside him also frowned: "I will practice sword in the bamboo forest next to Zhou's house tonight. If you have a nightmare and can't sleep, you can come to me."

Chengying snorted coldly: "You never said before that you wanted to practice sword in the middle of the night."

Bai Ye's body twitched and tears rolled down his eyes.

You live up to your reputation, you are really not a human being.

Ningning looked at him without saying anything, her eyes full of complicated expressions.

When the pressure exceeds the limit of its intensity, like a pressure cooker accidentally exploding, the spirit bubble will burst with a bang, blowing away everything in the bubble.

Who cares about all the grudges, love and hatred, and the entanglements between immortals and demons? Everyone is equal under physics. This is clearly the authentic "Science Approach".

There are thousands of Taoist rules, but safety is the first. If you perform the rules improperly, your loved ones will shed tears.

Bai Ye looked like he had been sent to an African coal mine to do hard labor for eight hundred years. He was so unrecognizable that he could be renamed "Hei Ye". Staring at Ningning, she opened her trembling mouth and exhaled a puff of white smoke.

"Next..."

He raised his right hand and high-fived her as if he was going to do what he did with Master Yonggui: "I'll leave it to you."

Ningning looked at his hand, which was as charred as a roasted duck foot.

Ningning just wanted to refuse.

——After all, this doesn’t look like a serious action, but a sure-fire transmission of bad luck. Whoever claps will do a 720-degree turn in the air.

She wanted to check on Bai Ye's injuries, but was stopped by Pei Ji. The young man in black holding the sword did exactly the same thing as she had just done. He leaned forward and said in a low voice, "I'll do it."

Ningning had no choice but to nod and looked up at Xie Yu from afar.

Although he didn't know why a look similar to fear appeared on that person's face, it was expected that murderous aura was emerging from Xie Yu's body.

She thought that what was going to happen was bound to be a fierce battle.

However, no one expected that a man who looked like a servant would hurried onto the stage and whisper something to Xieyu. The latter gradually softened from his initial rage, showing a bit of surprise and joy.

Xie Yu walked off the stage without even looking back.

He came back after a while, accompanied by a tall young man in white.

"Meng, Meng Jue?" All the changes happened in a flash, and He Xiaochen was almost confused about the direction of the plot: "Why is he so close to Xie Yu?"

Ji Yunkai stuffed desserts into his mouth frantically, as if he had sensed something and laughed out loud.

"Let's put the selection of concubines on hold for now."

Like all the male protagonists in old sadomasochistic stories, Xie Yusheng has a good appearance. When he chuckles, the corners of his eyes slightly tilt, showing a bit of lazy arrogance: "The man next to me is Elder Tianxian of the Xuanxu Sword Sect. From now on, he will be a distinguished guest of Chongling Town. Anyone who disrespects the elder will be killed without mercy."

Why is it Elder Tianxian again!

Thinking of what He Zhizhou had done in Xiaochong Mountain, Tianxianzi followed in the footsteps of Master He and sprayed the cakes in his mouth all over the table.

Playing and joking aside, everyone always likes to make fun of Elder Tianxian.

The great sects of Fanyin Temple, Liuming Mountain and Xuanxu Sword Sect fell one after another. The elders of the three sects all had blank expressions on their faces, and they only hoped that this ritual held for them would be over as soon as possible.

At the scene of the accident, Ningning was also confused.

When the selection of concubines began, Meng Jue said that he would be away for a while because of something.

She had thought that this high-class senior would put aside his idol image and join the two in the Concubine Selection 101. Unexpectedly, he not only dealt with the Demon Lord at lightning speed, but also openly admitted that he was the elder of the Xuanxu Sword Sect.

Why didn't Xie Yu kill him yet?

"Meng, Fellow Daoist Meng?"

Bai Ye was filled with disbelief. He barely used the last bit of spiritual energy left in his body and whispered, "What's going on?"

"oh."

Meng Jue kept smiling, looking down at the audience with a rather contented look, without even glancing at them: "I betrayed my master in his name and told him all the plans and attack routes of the major sects in the future."

Yonggui: ...?

Bai Ye:……?

"After all, this is just a passing illusion. No matter what he knows, it will not have any impact on the future."

Meng Jue said: "We can use this as an opportunity to make Xie Yu believe in our defection - isn't this much more reliable than entering the palace as a concubine?"

Two clear tears finally slid quietly down the two dusty faces.

Bai Ye’s heart aches.

Since the plan had already been decided, why didn't Meng Jue reveal any information? What about their dancing and singing? Can this group of sword cultivators behave like human beings?

The elders outside the mysterious mirror could not hear the sound transmission. Just as they were looking at each other in confusion, they suddenly saw Xie Yu in the mirror laughing and patting Meng Jue on the shoulder with a hint of sarcasm. Then, a resonant voice passed through the mysterious mirror and reached the ears of everyone present:

"It is a great thing that Elder Tianxian has defected from Xuanxu and joined our Demon Sect! I thought Tianxian was the light of righteousness, but he turned out to be a coward, haha!"

No matter which side, they all look down on cowards who flee from the battlefield, and the demons are no exception.

Meng Jue pretended to be dumbfounded: "Thank you, Demon Lord, for your praise."

Tian Xianzi himself: ...

As a fellow sufferer, He Xiaochen patted him on the shoulder with empathy. Amid the sympathetic gazes of many people around him, Tian Xianzi served water and drank tea with an expressionless face, his fingertips trembling slightly.

Inside and outside the camera, a heart-wrenching roar sounded in the hearts of the three people at the same time—

Meng Jue, you traitor! ! !

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Although Meng Jue was cursed in everyone's heart, it had to be admitted that thanks to him, the group finally had a reasonable reason to stay in Zhou Mansion.

——As the “renegade elder and his cronies”.

Every word of the information revealed by Meng Jue was true, and he explained the future attack routes of the major sects in detail without missing a word.

Xie Yu had a long and detailed conversation with him behind closed doors, and when he appeared again, he looked refreshed, as if he could flatten the world of cultivation tomorrow.

In order to thank "Elder Tianxian" for the information he brought, under the instructions of the Demon Lord, the Zhou Mansion specially set up a banquet to entertain the guests.

"It turns out that the performance of the two young Taoist priests was just to liven up the atmosphere. I am sorry for being rude."

Xie Yu sat in the host seat with a sinister smile, quite like the absurd male protagonist of a sadistic novel who doesn't recognize his relatives: "But I have a question: The immortal sect should be kind to its disciples, why did you choose to betray your master?"

This person is suspicious by nature, and if reason cannot convince him, it will only cause trouble.

There was a brief silence at the banquet.

Ningning took out a handkerchief from her storage bag and wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of her eyes.

"All of this is thanks to Master Zhenxiao Jianzun - can you understand how it feels to be treated as Bai Yueguang's substitute by Master?"

The focus of attention outside the mysterious mirror instantly shifted from Tian Xianzi to his dear senior brother.

Sword energy surged in Zhenxiao's eyes, and Zhenxiao didn't want to understand.

"I fell deeply in love with him the first time I saw him. Master treated me well, but I never expected that he was close to me just because I looked 70% similar to the woman he loved but couldn't have."

Ning Ning became more and more immersed in the play as she spoke, using melodrama to counter melodrama, leaving the real old-fashioned male protagonists present stunned and convinced.

After all, from his perspective, these things are so organized, so logical, and completely impeccable.

"He regarded me as a substitute. In order to save that woman, he dug out my heart blood, cut out my liver, spleen, kidneys, and my soul. The anesthetic was injected into my body, and I slowly closed my eyes. In his eyes, I am so insignificant. If there is an afterlife, I swear that I will never fall in love with him again!"

Bai Ye's pupils trembled. He concentrated on eating and tried to suppress the shock in his heart.

The sword cultivators of Xuanxu Sword Sect are indeed terrifying.

Others in the world of cultivation are trying their best to become stronger, but they are using their lives to become abnormal.