Su Zhenzhen is an intern in the Underworld of the 906th century. After eight months on the job, her performance record is zero. If she keeps this up, she'll be kicked out! To save her job, she ...
Chapter 185: Jiang Sijin's Plan in Progress
In this hair-pulling contest, Su Zhenzhen undoubtedly won.
Jiang Sijin looked at her face, which was swollen like a pig's head, in the mirror and burst into tears.
"Wow! Su Zhenzhen, you've gone too far! I've lived for so long and no one has ever slapped me in the face. Don't you know that a woman's face is her second life?"
Su Zhenzhen really wanted to retort to her, "Although you've lived for so long and no one has ever slapped you in the face, you've been repeatedly thrown into the water and drowned by your own parents."
However, considering that the little monster hadn't been human for very long, Su Zhenzhen decided it was best not to bully the weak.
"Hey, didn't you provoke me first? Don't think everyone is obligated to give way to you. If it weren't for his good manners, you might not be a match for him."
In a one-on-one fight, Chunzhi could easily defeat Jiang Sijin in one move.
However, everyone saw that although Jiang Sijin was a bit unreasonable, she was still within the tolerable range, so they didn't bother arguing with a child.
Jiang Sijin touched her face, crying truly heartbrokenly, "You've ruined my stunning beauty, and I don't even know if I can recover. Waaah... I don't care, you have to compensate me!"
Su Zhenzhen was speechless. The phrase "stunning beauty" had nothing to do with Jiang Sijin. At most, her face could be described as beautiful as a flower or the moon.
If the system store were still available, Su Zhenzhen wouldn't mind giving Jiang Sijin a set of beauty products.
Unfortunately, there's nothing left now.
After venting her anger, Su Zhenzhen felt a little guilty. Hitting someone was not a good thing to do, and she always believed in resolving things verbally rather than physically.
"Just a couple of cries to make it look like you're crying, don't you realize you look even worse when you cry?"
Su Zhenzhen really knew how to pierce people's hearts, and Jiang Sijin cried even louder.
At this moment, Su Zhenzhen, whose heart was harder than a diamond, just watched her cry.
Jiang Sijin went from wailing loudly at the beginning to sobbing and choking later, until she finally cried all her tears out.
Finally free from the nagging noise, Su Zhenzhen patted the horse's back, speechless yet somewhat resigned, "Didn't we say we wanted to ride horses?"
Jiang Sijin, with dried tear stains still clinging to the corners of her eyes, was still a little dazed.
Su Zhenzhen grew impatient. "Are you going to sit or not? If not, I'll ride away on my own."
Jiang Sijin quickly jumped onto the horse's back and, with Su Zhenzhen's help, stepped onto the saddle.
It must be said that Jiang Sijin was quite light. Su Zhenzhen led the horse and continued to move towards Yangcheng.
Jiang Sijin sat on the horse in a good mood, a strange smile curving her lips.
While she was crying, she secretly recited the Love Spell to Su Zhenzhen.
The formation set up by the Celestial Master was on her person, waiting for her to see Hensheng so that she could repeat the same method.
The two could fall deeply in love without even realizing it, and with some fine wine and food to enhance the mood, things would naturally progress to the point where it would all disappear without a trace, like a fleeting dream.
She waited to see Su Zhenzhen's belly grow bigger day by day.
Su Zhenzhen's expression will definitely be priceless then, right?
"Are you sick?" Su Zhenzhen suddenly asked.
Startled, Jiang Sijin quickly put on an indifferent and nonchalant expression.
Su Zhenzhen didn't understand why Jiang Sijin, who had been so bitter and resentful before, suddenly had a mysterious smile that made her look like she was going crazy.
Did I accidentally hit her in the head?
But I only targeted her face, I didn't touch her head.
Jiang Sijin was afraid that Su Zhenzhen would discover her little scheme, so when she saw the probing look on Su Zhenzhen's face, she quickly changed the subject.
"So, how are things between you and Hensheng?"
"What do you mean, how?" Su Zhenzhen felt inexplicably irritated when she thought of Jiang Sijin saying that Hensheng didn't like her.
Jiang Sijin immediately became secretly delighted, looking quite smug. "A lone man and a lone woman traveling together, have any sparks of love ignited along the way?"
Su Zhenzhen turned her head away and said, "Is that something a princess should say?"
Jiang Sijin curled her lips, "What's so shameful about food and sex? Sexual intercourse is an important step in procreation, so why does it seem like something shameful to you?"
Su Zhenzhen: "..."
Who said the ancients were reserved? Although this is a randomly generated scenario, it's still based on ancient prototypes, okay?
The ancients were clearly very open-minded.
Su Zhenzhen suspected she might be cerebellar, as she was so bored that she discussed such a topic with Jiang Sijin.
Do you think it's appropriate for men and women to have sexual intercourse before marriage?
"You're asking me?" Jiang Sijin thought about it seriously for a moment. "When feelings are strong, things will naturally fall into place. I don't think there's anything wrong with it."
"But according to the Rites of Zhou, such behavior is considered an unlawful act of promiscuity."
What is the "Rites of Zhou"?
Su Zhenzhen died, forgetting that this timeline did not have the "Rites of Zhou," and even the so-called five thousand years of history were completely covered by the Jiang Dynasty.
"Just pretend I didn't say anything."
Su Zhenzhen felt that there was no point in continuing the conversation.
But Jiang Sijin didn't think so. "Hey, you didn't actually have physical relations with Hensheng on your way south, did you?"
After speaking, Jiang Sijin looked Su Zhenzhen up and down.
Well, how should I put it, that feeling of decay is gone.
The thought that Su Zhenzhen's mood improved because she hit her made Jiang Sijin's face fall.
Su Zhenzhen thought back for a moment, and it seemed that there really was some physical intimacy.
After all, in the prison of Fenglin County, Hensheng fed himself blood from the tip of his tongue.
Su Zhenzhen felt a little uncomfortable. Strictly speaking, that should have been her first kiss, but she had absolutely no recollection of it.
Jiang Sijin's initially uneasy mood instantly brightened upon seeing Su Zhenzhen's concealing expression.
"Hey, how far have things progressed for you two?"
If they've already been intimate, wouldn't it be perfectly normal for something to happen later when their feelings are running high? That way, she'd be less of a suspect.
Su Zhenzhen tugged on the reins, and the horse reared up, neighing loudly, which startled Jiang Sijin so much that she clung tightly to the horse.
"Su Zhenzhen!" Jiang Sijin clung to the horse, refusing to let go, and spoke through gritted teeth.
"Your Highness, if you don't like riding a horse, you can get off and I'll ride you. You can teleport back to Yangcheng. If you want to experience having someone hold the reins and lead the horse for you, then shut up and don't say a word."
Ignoring Jiang Sijin's reaction, Su Zhenzhen continued walking forward, holding the reins.
Jiang Sijin slowly recovered, straightened her back, held onto the saddle, and looked proudly ahead.
She couldn't return to Yangcheng so soon. The longer the formation on her body and Su Zhenzhen stayed together, the better the effect would be, and she could try to conceive a son in one fell swoop.
From the moment she met Su Zhenzhen, Jiang Sijin kept provoking her with words, just to distract her and prevent her from noticing the existence of the formation.
After all, although Su Zhenzhen's appearance was average, her cultivation was not simple.