[On hiatus, enter with caution] A work from my dark past, the early stages are quite awkward, to the point where even the author herself lets out a sharp shriek. This is a comedic, lighthearted sto...
【Extra】A Mid-Autumn Festival without the chirping of cicadas is not a good one
[Surprise drop of a small extra~]
(Sick title) (.)
ooc my (deep)
It's all nonsense, just for my own amusement and to make you guys crazy (smile)
It has little to do with the main plot, and the plot has nothing to do with Mid-Autumn Festival (.) Mid-Autumn Festival means it was posted on Mid-Autumn Festival, not celebrating Mid-Autumn Festival as mentioned in the article.
I just want to put out the little ideas that I came up with before, haha
This one is mainly about magic (I didn’t expect that I still remember the magic hh)
[Warning! Contains a lot of Zierwa and Qianzeroli viruses, please watch with caution]
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Introduction (?): [I want it! I want it! !]
The cool autumn breeze and chill have slowly permeated the Lotus Dock. Outside the window, swaying branches cast a faint shadow inside the house. The lotus pond outside the house is rippled by the breeze.
Mo Qiuyan slept until noon.
Do you know what the devil is about running 800 meters once a day, morning and night (scream)? !
Taking advantage of today being a day off, let’s catch up on some sleep!!
2. However, although it was autumn, the sound of cicadas chirping could still be heard outside the window, waking Mo Qiuyan up abruptly.
“Zi’er—wah, Zi’er—!”
“Sizzle wah-sizzle-sizzle wah-wah!!”
…
“——Zi Erwa!!!”
Mo Qiuyan: Sitting up in shock from his dying illness! !
Is it the Chili virus that invades? !
Mo Qiuyan was stunned.
Wait, isn’t it already autumn?! Why are there still cicadas!!!
(The author gently gave a "zi'erwa" sound, giving the millions of cicadas in the article a graceful departure with tenacious vitality) (.)
3. Mo Qiuyan put on a mask of pain after being woken up.
She felt that her mind had been elevated through Zierwa...
Mo Qiuyan continued to listen to the sizzling sounds one after another with an expressionless face.
Suddenly, a certain silly novel she had read in her past life flooded her mind, causing her thinking to suddenly become open and her heart to become clear. Her mind was liberated, and a strange light strawberry milk virus invaded her cognition!
A strange language took shape in Mo Qiuyan's consciousness.
Mo Qiuyan's face was solemn and he spoke slowly.
"...Zi'er."
At this time, Lotus Pier was completely unaware of the tragic cultural invasion that would occur a few hours later (compassion).
4. Now that he was awake, Mo Qiuyan no longer insisted on catching up on sleep (after all, he couldn't fall asleep anyway).
She looked at the time and it was almost time for dinner, so she changed her clothes and quietly went to the kitchen.
5. Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng fell silent as they looked at the unknown liquid in the cup in front of them.
"Um... sis, what is this?"
Mo Qiuyan's face was serious: "This is an inspiration that came to me this morning."
Jiang Cheng shook the cup: "...So?"
"Try it!! This is the tomato mint tofu milk I developed!!"
“???”
“Or this!! More authentic and official coriander, houttuynia, and honey bee milk!!!”
Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng looked at each other.
Did my sister eat some poisonous pheasant and become ill?
Do you want to look at what you are saying?!
Mo Qiuyan looked at them with a smile: "Why don't you drink?"
The next second, Mo Qiuyan's arms grabbed their necks, and the latter smiled evilly: "Choose one of the two. If you don't want to drink, then learn the Zierwa language with me!!"
Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng: “???”
【Perspective switching】
6. My name is Jiang... Never mind, I won’t introduce myself.
But I have to say that I just passed the test and joined the Yunmeng Jiang Clan. I changed my name and am now the youngest inner disciple of the Lotus Pier.
My dream is to become an outstanding cultivator, to become a well-known figure among the hundreds of immortal sects through daily diligent study and practice, to be respected, serious and conscientious, dedicated to punishing evil and eliminating evil, and to be an outstanding role model for this era!
So I traveled thousands of miles to come to the famous Jiang family.
Don't ask, the only thing I know is purple looks good (?)
And now I am one step closer to becoming a Grand Master and have successfully joined the sect.
I will be able to see my seniors soon.
They must all be serious and conscientious people. By learning from these excellent seniors who are role models, I will surely be able to realize my dreams soon! !
7. As we entered the training grounds under the guidance of Sect Leader Jiang, I excitedly raised my head, only to hear the resounding chirping of cicadas!
I:?
But, it’s just the beginning of spring...
When I looked closely, I discovered that the cicada chirping sounds were coming from the mouths of the group of senior brothers and sisters in the middle of the training ground!
I looked up at Sect Master Jiang: "... Sect Master."
Sect Leader Jiang seemed a little embarrassed. He shouted a few words to the crowd in the center of the training ground, but there was no response.
To be precise, what we waited for was still a feast.
I:"……"
Sect Leader Jiang sighed and spoke again, but this time his voice was the same as that of his fellow brothers and sisters.
"Wow, wow, wow, wow (Stop playing, your new junior brother has arrived, come and meet him)"
Of course, I didn’t understand at that time.
At that time, there were only a few words in my mind:
Is this really a sound that a human can make!
How come the Sect Master is also broken? !
What happened to the Yunmeng Jiang Clan?!
Is this the future of Yunmeng?
Yunmeng Jiang family, take the jujube pill.
I thought deeply.
Is it too late to leave the Jiang family and go to the elegant and dignified Gusu Lan family?
8. The group of senior brothers and sisters rushed to my side.
"Zi Er Wow!!"
“Zi’er wah zih wah!!”
Sect Leader Jiang coughed lightly and finally interrupted the cicada chorus: "You should speak human language these two days. Your junior brother won't understand."
But even if I speak in human terms now, the image of Yunmeng Jiang Clan has completely collapsed in my mind:-D
"It's okay!" a senior brother with a high ponytail and a red headband laughed, "He'll be able to do it in a couple of days!"
I:"."
How can I possibly learn this language?!
I want to be a serious master!!
After a moment, a rather cold female voice came through the crowd: "Is this the new junior brother?"
I saw her dress and appearance clearly through my senior brothers and sisters, and my eyes lit up.
Holding a silver fan, with a striking appearance and a cold expression, this must be the legendary Third Miss of Yunmeng!
The third young lady has a cold personality and is seldom talkative. There will definitely be a bright future following her!
When the third young lady saw me, she suddenly smiled.
“…”
Wait, why is she smiling?
What happened to the promise of not smiling?!
The Third Miss was beaming, not noticing how seriously out of character she was. She enthusiastically said, "Since you're a new junior brother, learn the cicada language from me!!!"
She saw my dazed expression and patted my shoulder: "It's okay, you will definitely learn it! After all, I was the one who taught everyone in Lotus Pier the cicada language!"
Is she actually the source of this kind of verbal attack that spreads from person to person...
"Come on, come on, learn cicada language. Warm up your voice first and read after me! Zierwa..." The Third Miss waved away the other seniors and pulled me aside to explain the basic alphabet, pronunciation, and vocabulary of this cicada language. But I didn't hear a single word; my mind went blank.
I:……! !
Yunmeng Jiang's mental state is so terrifying! !
(Mo Qiuyan: Actually, it’s the Qianzeroli virus that’s so terrifying!)
9. After the other senior brothers and sisters dispersed, the third lady found me and said, "Junior brother! Come here!!"
I followed him.
"...Senior Sister, what's wrong?"
The Third Miss had a gentle smile on her face, but I sensed a wisp of dark energy from it. But it must have been an illusion...
Maybe it was an illusion because he was scared by the ooc of the third lady.
Third Young Miss—perhaps I should call her Third Senior Sister—said with a smile, "Little Junior Brother, before you joined the Yunmeng Jiang Clan, had you ever heard of my name?"
I nodded: "I know, the third young lady of the Jiang family has a...cold personality and rarely smiles at outsiders..." I really can't say this now.
Third Senior Sister touched my head and took out a talisman from the other-dimensional space behind her.
"Junior Brother, I think you've also seen that what I heard from you outside is a little different."
Me: “.” A little bit?
"Have you seen this talisman? I don't want my reputation among other families to collapse," the third sister said, still smiling brightly, shaking the talisman in her hand. "If anyone leaks this secret, they will become extremely unlucky for the next ten years~"
"Is it the kind that gets stuck between your teeth even when you drink water~~"
I:"……"
Help, this Miss seems to be a bit black! !
And where did it come from?!
10. The first day.
Me: I absolutely refuse to learn cicada language!!
Dozens of days later.
Me: Zier wow————!
What is the Grandmaster dream?! Can I eat it?! Zierwa and mee are the kings!
From then on, the ambition of a passionate young man changed (compassion)
Wait, what is Meh's habit?!
(Happy little sheep.jpg.)
11. Yu Ziyuan initially strongly opposed the introduction of the Zierwa language into the Jiang family.
"Jiang Fengmian!! Are we just going to indulge them like this?!" Yu Ziyuan's veins popped out and she roared angrily while being forced to listen to the intermittent sizzling sounds coming from outside the door.
At first, the cicada chirping in the Lotus Pier didn't catch her attention. But in late autumn, when the cicada chirping hadn't died down, Yu Ziyuan began to realize that something was amiss.
But it was too late. The entire Lotus Pier's disciples and even some of the servants were already drooling!
Even Jiang Fengmian was brainwashed!
The source of this so-called cicada's voice is none other than the Jiang family's third daughter, Mo Qiuyan!
When Mo Qiuyan first arrived, he was so quiet and polite. Who would have thought he was the Jiang family's hidden black sheep?!
Wei Wuxian is the one who is on the surface!!
Jiang Fengmian brought back two troublesome people at once. She was really unlucky!
"Sanniang..." Jiang Fengmian smiled, "This cicada language is not without benefits to our Jiang family."
Yu Ziyuan paused: "What good can it do!"
Jiang Fengmian smiled and said, "Each family has a different cultivation system, but the language is the same. If there are special circumstances, using a language that is different from other families can not only identify one's identity, but also create a secret message that others cannot understand."
(Yes, Jiang Fengmian's seemingly reasonable words were made up by Mo Qiuyan :-D)
Especially now that the Wen family is rampant, although it seems calm at the moment, the hidden currents between the aristocratic families and the Wen family have already emerged in the dark.
The novel language may also be an advantage.
Yu Ziyuan began to fall into deep thought.
It seems...what Jiang Fengmian said makes some sense?
So she said fiercely, "Alright then, add Chanyu to the Jiang Clan's compulsory curriculum!! I'll watch them learn too. Next month is the Hundred Schools Competition (?), I want to see what those disciples can come up with!"
(Mo Qiuyan: Wait, Madam Yu, why are you starting too?! There's an abyss ahead! Once you enter, it's as deep as the sea!)
Jiang's disciples, whose interests suddenly became subjects for no apparent reason, suddenly felt a chill.jpg.
11. The Hundred Schools Competition mainly tests the cultivation and tacit understanding of the children of each family. It is divided into individual and team competitions.
Team competition scene:
The disciples from each family displayed their special abilities and showed their tacit understanding, forming a formation together to fight against the opponents from the other family.
However, the tactics they shouted out were often heard by disciples from other families, causing their opponents to react improvisationally, greatly increasing the chances of their tactics being broken!
However, when the Yunmeng Jiang family faced off against the Gusu Lan family, the atmosphere changed completely.
"Ziwa! Zier!"
“Wow!!”
All the Jiang family members present were shouting tactics in a strange language, and even Lan Wangji, the member of the Lan family opposite, had a slight frown on his face for a moment.
Even the cheers from Jiang's audience were like the chirping of cicadas :-D
Wei Wuxian, holding a long sword, engaged Lan Wangji in battle, brandishing his sword while leading the troops behind him: "Zi Er Wa——"
Lan Wangji: “.”
He remembered this person.
Man, you got my attention.
Mo Qiuyan: ...Wangxian's first deep impression was actually achieved before the listening and learning plot arrived:-D
A strange impression appeared! !
Thus, with the help of inaudible tactical concealment and mental attack on the opponent, the Yunmeng Jiang family won a great victory.
"Zi'er wow——"
“Zi’er wah-zi!”
“Zi’er!!”
Cheers rang out from Jiang's team below the stage.
The clan leaders on the stage: "..."
They turned around suddenly and looked at Jiang Fengmian.
A family head was ashamed: "...Haha, it seems that the Jiang family's children are really brave and resourceful, both wise and brave..."
Jiang Fengmian smiled.
"Thank you for the compliment." He finally chose to speak human language.
12. [Not important (maybe?) small theater]
Wangxian confession scene
Lan Wangji seemed expressionless, but his eyes held a warm and affectionate look. He looked intently at Wei Wuxian and said firmly:
"Wei Ying, Zi'erwa Zizi (I love you)."
Wei Wuxian opened his eyes slightly, a smile appeared on his lips, and he hugged Lan Wangji tightly: "Zi Er Wa Zi Er Zi! (I like you too!)
The two hugged each other, looked at each other affectionately, and the sound of cicadas echoed through the sky.
Mo Qiuyan, who was peeking in the corner: "..."
Wangxian...seems to be broken too.
Shouldn't she have introduced cicada literature too deeply?
Wangxian's confession has become a stunt (screaming)! !