Half Moon Pass (I)

After Xie Lian finished inquiring about the Half Moon Pass in the Spiritual Communication Formation, he withdrew his spiritual sense and turned to San Lang, saying, "San Lang, I'm afraid I'll have to go on a long journey."

Since this trip was dangerous, he had originally wanted to ask Sanlang to stay and wait for him, but he was adamant that he follow him, even using the incident at Ban Yue Pass to harass him, leaving Xie Lian with nothing to do. Just as he was about to speak, he heard a knock at the door.

Xie Lian didn't open the door immediately. He stood at the door and listened for a while, holding his breath. He could only make out about two people.

Xiu Mao also realized that there were only two people. His ears, which had pricked up at the sound of the knock on the door, slowly drooped in frustration (?).

Huacheng glanced at her and snorted.

Isn’t it just that Su Sheng didn’t come?

Being so nice to a person from heaven who has nothing to do with you is a disaster!

Heishui is only close to Shi Qingxuan for revenge, and Lan Yunqing has nothing to do with you.

Mo Qiuyan (airplane ears jpg.): This is a hometown feeling! Huahua, you don’t understand!

Huacheng: Oh

Xie Lian opened the door and looked over. It was indeed a familiar face: Nanfeng Fuyao.

"I volunteer!" The two of them were sincere and genuine.

Xiumao silently jumped off the table and quickly moved away.

As expected, the next second, Xie Lian saw Nanfeng Fuyao's face turn black, and he was about to shoot a ball of light at Sanlang who was sitting behind him.

Dangerous altar table

Xie Lian quickly tried to smooth things over: “Well… you two can talk it out! Let’s talk it out!”

"Where did you meet him? What's his name? You put him in the room without knowing anything?!" The maids who came with the dowry were also worried about their prince today.

Warning from my mother's family.jpg.

"I met him on the road. His name is Sanlang. I don't know anything about him. Since I had nowhere else to go, I asked him to stay with me." Xie Lian stood between the two groups of people, speaking rapidly, fearing that if he wasn't careful, his furniture would be harmed. "Please don't be impulsive, okay?"

"You..." Nan Feng held his breath, as if he wanted to curse, but he swallowed it back and asked, "Aren't you afraid that he has some plans?!"

Xie Lian asked in return, "What do you think I could possibly be plotting?"

Mo Qiuyan, who had already escaped the battlefield and was safe, said: Yes, yes, yes! He wants you!

She quietly turned her head to glance at Huacheng. The latter's acting skills were good and nothing could be seen. His face remained calm.

Hua Cheng’s inner thoughts: *&*%)%@##&****Don’t disturb me and my brother!

Hua Cheng spoke immediately afterwards, appearing extremely innocent, as if he was just asking questions to understand the identities of the two people, but in fact he was dancing wildly in the minefield of Nan Fu and the other man.

Finally, with a loud bang, the altar took it all.

Altar: All of you old six, give it back! Give it back! Give it back! Give it back! Give it back! Give it back! Give it back! Give it back!

Mo Qiuyan was snoring, already thinking about what news there should be in Yunfan Valley today.

Today, two junior priests in the heavens vandalized their colleague's altar, resulting in three deaths and five injuries (referring to the broken cups and bowls). What grudges are behind this? Who is behind this?

Let's take a look at the story of the innocent person involved, Mr. San (?).

[Three (mosaic blurred): I was just talking to them about indoor cleanliness (throwing the broom at Fuyao), but they actually attacked me!]

The two perpetrators, Nan and Fu, have been forcibly removed from the scene by caring citizens (crossed out). One of the victims, Xie, has received safety education. Finally, I remind everyone to obey the law and be a good citizen!

【Welcome to watch this Zero Day Statement】

Manual beep————————————

While the two perpetrators were being taken away by Xie Lian for legal education, Sanlang sighed and picked up the things that had been swept to the ground one by one.

…

After a friendly conversation, Xie Lian and Nanfeng Fuyao finally reached a consensus (through Ruo Xie's force).

The scene was temporarily stabilized.

Several people cleared out a space in the room, and Nanfeng raised his hand to draw a formation that could shrink the earth by a thousand miles.

"You slept with him?!" Fu Yao was shocked. She glanced at Sanlang who was standing beside her with his arms crossed, then turned to glare at Xie Lian.

"Is there a problem?" Xie Lian replied, choking the other person.

Mo Qiuyan: Straight guys (referring to Xie Lian only) always get along like gays :-D

It bends naturally until it gets deep inside, right? :-D

Today is still the day when the innocent little white rabbit prince is not on guard against the flower fox.

(You've only known each other for a day! What do you mean by 'still today'??)

The all-knowing Saburo didn't care about his vest problem at all. He diligently solved all of Xie Lian's confusion and explained the general situation of the Half Moon Kingdom in detail.

As for Mo Qiuyan?

It's just the daily routine of CP shippers.

I feel inexplicably bored when Aqing is not around.

(Hey, you're following the main storyline! What are you so bored about?!)

But soon Mo Qiuyan was no longer bored because Fuyao's attention shifted to a certain creature.

"Where did you get this cat?"

Xie Lian smiled and said, "Those who follow San Lang seem to like me quite a lot."

Seeing that Fuyao's eyes were always on him, Mo Qiuyan turned around and gave her a big cat-like smile.

However, Fuyao became more alert.

Because of a certain flower, my identity seems to be in doubt too:-D

Mo Qiuyan: As long as I keep my composure, no one can find fault with me! (Thumbs up jpg.)

Xie Lian rejected Fu Yao's request to take the cat away as a test, and turned around to put Mo Qiuyan on his lap and rubbed him hard.

Hua Cheng had a dark face the whole time, standing aside with his arms folded, exuding a dangerous aura, staring at Xiu Mao trying to break free from someone's clutches.

Maomao himself: I suddenly feel that it would be better to use a child’s vest.

Before Mo Qiuyan finally gave up on giving up, Nanfeng added the final stroke, completing the formation. Several people's attention was drawn to it. Mo Qiuyan seized the opportunity and leaped with all his might, successfully escaping.

Mo Qiuyan had never been so grateful to Nanfeng.

The cat-headed prince is too scary QAQ

I'm getting static electricity all over my body :-D

Sanlang stepped forward and considerately helped Xie Lian brush off the cat hair that had stuck to his white Taoist robe.

At the same time, he glared at the person who spread the cat hair without leaving any trace.

Mo Qiuyan: (Looking up at the sky.jpg.)

Xie Lian stood up, placed his hand on the door, and recited the central line of the entire text, highlighting the theme: "Heavenly Officials grant blessings, and there are no taboos." Then he pushed the door open and walked out. Behind the door was no longer the scenery of Puqi Village, but a desolate road.

"Why are you here?!" Two young priests called out from behind.

"This Qimen Dunjia is really magical. I want to take a look too." It was Sanlang who said with a fake smile on his face.

"? Do you think we are here to play?" They were the irritable maids who came with the dowry.

“Alright, alright, stop bullying Sanlang and try to take care of him.” It was Xie Lian who tried to smooth things over.

"???"take care of?

Nanfeng & Fuyao: Your Highness, please don't put weird filters on suspicious people! (Image of crazy shaking.)

A cat who deliberately lowered his presence throughout the whole process: :-D

…

After a lot of chaos, this tour group (crossed out) plot-driven team (? ) finally officially set out on the journey.

Following the guidance of the Big Dipper, they traveled northward for a night. Along the way, towns and greenery gradually became scarcer, while the road became increasingly sandy and gravelly. When the ground beneath their feet was no longer mud, they entered the Gobi Desert.

The temperature difference between day and night in the desert is huge. Even at night, it's still freezing cold, but the next morning, you'll be sweating profusely. The sunlight is extremely strong, like a steamer, and it's hard to open your eyes when you're exposed to it.

This did not cause much substantial harm to Huacheng and Mo Qiuyan, but after all, ghosts do not like sunlight. Even if the sunlight could not hurt them, it would still make ghosts very irritated.

After Hua Lian and Fu Yao showed their love and care for each other online, Mo Qiuyan rolled his eyes when he saw Fu Yao, and Nan Feng looked like he was about to curse.

Two dowry maids: I feel weird but I just want to curse

Although Mo Qiuyan was less affected by sunlight as a "repair cat," she still felt uncomfortable walking for too long. After some thought, she closed her eyes and picked out a big wronged person among Nanfeng Fuyao Sanlang, then jumped onto his shoulder to get a free ride.

The great wronged Nanfeng: "..."

"Get off here!"

This is too noisy. Mo Qiuyan had a blank expression on his face and jumped onto the shoulder of another big enemy.

Then he was taken down.

Jump up again.

Then he was taken down.

…

Someone relied on the fact that he was a small account and didn't care about his face at all. Under the contemptuous eyes of a certain flower, he finally defeated Fuyao and found a suitable mount.

Still the kind that rolls his eyes.

Huacheng: Throw her away! I don’t know her :D

After walking for a while, the group saw a small gray building in the yellow sand in front of them. When they got closer, they found that it seemed to be an inn that had been abandoned for many years.

Xie Lian looked up at the sky, figuring it was past noon and time to rest for a while, so he led the other three inside. They saw a square table in the building and sat down around it.

Xie Lian pulled out a water bottle from the simple bag on his back, handed it to San Lang, and asked, "Do you want it?"

Sanlang nodded, took it, and drank a sip. Xie Lian then took it back and drank. He tilted his head back and swallowed a few mouthfuls of water, his Adam's apple rolling up and down.

Mo Qiuyan squatted in the corner of the table, his mouth raised as he watched the two of them exchange kettles to drink water and kiss indirectly.

Ah~ Hua Lian~ (Gin's tone)

After enduring that time full of knives eight hundred years ago, the bitterness finally ended and sweetness finally arrived~

Although I was influenced by myself, there were many deviations.

For example, Xie Lian's fear of Bai Wuxiang is no longer as deep as it used to be. When he mentions Bai Wuxiang, all he can think of is the little white man waving his hands.

(Old father hundreds of miles away: A-choo!)

Mo Qiuyan feels full of accomplishment, Hua Lian yyds!

Sanlang stood aside, his chin resting on his hand, looking intently. After a moment, he suddenly asked, "Anything else?"

Mo Qiuyan: She appeared! A scheming woman who took advantage of the fact that Xie Lian was still a straight man!

Xie Lian wiped a little water from the corner of his lips, moistening them slightly. He nodded and held out the kettle again. San Lang was about to take it when a hand pushed Xie Lian's hand away.

Fuyao said, "Wait a minute."

Mo Qiuyan (jpg of flipping the table): You old fool, how can you interrupt me at this time!

Everyone looked at him, only to see Fuyao slowly take out another kettle from his sleeve, put it on the table, and pushed it over, saying, "I have one here too. Please."

Nanfeng took out a small bowl from the alien space (?) behind him and poured some for Xiumao next to him.

Xiu Mao: "."

Leak! A huge leak! She doesn’t want to be a living person!!

I only heard Sanlang over there laughing and saying, "My brother and I can just drink from one kettle."

Nanfeng and Fuyao both glanced at Xie Lian who was standing beside them. Xie Lian thought to himself, "Why are you looking at me?" Fuyao said coldly, "He's almost finished his water. Don't be polite."

Sanlang said, "Really? Then you two go first."

“…”

The two men fell silent.

It seems that neither side wants to die.

After all, they are all undercover.

After a while, Fuyao said again: "You are the guest, please go first."

Although he still spoke in a refined and elegant manner, Xie Lian felt that his words were squeezed out from between gritted teeth. Sanlang also made a "please" gesture and said, "You are the ones who follow, so please go first. Otherwise, it would be so embarrassing."

The human-in-charges were still arguing with each other, but Xiu Mao was the most direct, slapping the bowl away. The bowl flew at high speed towards Nanfeng, who ducked his head and barely dodged it.

Xiu Mao quickly fled to Xie Lian's side and successfully avoided a round of temptation.

Sanlang found an excuse for Xiumao's behavior: "The cats won't drink this water. You're being so unfriendly and refusing to drink first. Doesn't that make you look guilty? Could it be that you've poisoned the water?"

Fuyao said, "You can ask the person next to you if the water is poisonous."

Sanlang then asked Xie Lian, "Brother, is this water poisonous?"

Fuyao's question was truly tricky. The Manifestation Water wasn't poison; drinking it was no different from drinking water.

The honest Xie Lian could only answer truthfully, "It's not poisonous. But..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Nanfeng and Fuyao both stared at him.

Nanfeng Fuyao: Is this a rebellion? : )

This prince has been completely bewitched by the devil, get out of here :-D

When Sanlang heard Xie Lian's words, he actually let go and said, "Okay."

He picked up the kettle, shook it in his hand, and said, "Since you said it's not poisonous, I'll drink it."

After saying that, he smiled and drank it all in one gulp.

Xie Lian was surprised by his decisiveness and was slightly taken aback. Nanfeng and Fuyao were also taken aback, then became fully alert.

Unexpectedly, after Sanlang finished drinking the manifested water, he shook the pot and said, "It doesn't taste very good." He threw the pot away. With a "clang", the pot fell to the ground and shattered.

Kettle: D

Seeing that he drank the revealing water and was still normal, a look of surprise and confusion flashed across Fuyao's face.

After a moment, he adjusted his expression and said calmly, "It's just water. They all taste the same. What's the difference?"

San Lang took the canteen from Xie Lian's elbow and said with a smile, "Of course it's different. This one tastes much better."

Xiu Mao: "."

Isn't it because your giegie drank it? :-D

Seeing this, Xie Lian couldn't help but laugh. He truly didn't care what the outcome was, and didn't care about so-called identities or purposes. So, to him, this brawl, aside from being amusing, was meaningless.

He thought that the matter would end there, but with a "clang" sound, Nanfeng placed a sword on the table.

Haha, the second round of temptation is coming :-D

At first glance, his aura made one think he was going to kill someone on the spot. Xie Lian was speechless for a moment before asking, "What are you doing?"

Nan Feng said in a deep voice: "The place we are going to is dangerous. I will give this little brother a sharp sword for self-defense."