The live broadcast room was filled with laughter

"Yes! Mr. Gu!" Lin Yu'an felt as if he had been pardoned.

He almost fled out of the office and closed the door gently.

Leaning against the cold door panel, he realized that there was a small wet spot on the back of his shirt!

Oh my god! That's so scary!

The look in Gu Lin's eyes was even scarier than when he faced that group of old foxes from Universal Technology!

But... the boss doesn't seem to be trying to silence me? Just a warning?

Lin Yu'an clutched his pounding heart, his mind replaying the earth-shattering words, "I like men." Then he thought of Gu Lin's usual aura of keeping strangers away...

A sense of absurd humor came over me belatedly.

He rushed into the bathroom and closed the door.

I laughed silently in front of the mirror for a full minute, laughing so hard that tears were almost coming out!

At ten o'clock in the evening, Doupi fell asleep.

Lin Yu'an could hardly wait, rushing to the computer with a sense of excitement of having survived a disaster and a shocking piece of news that he had been holding back for the entire afternoon.

When he opened the live broadcast room, his face was still flushed and excited.

"Hello, my dears from Meow Planet!!! Good evening!!!"

When An Xiao Miao opened her mouth, her soft, falsetto voice was an octave higher than usual, with uncontrollable excitement and... a smile that she could hardly hold back.

"This is An Xiao Miao, who just experienced the biggest shock of her career. Her perspectives have been repeatedly shattered and reshaped. I desperately need to share this with everyone!!! Tonight's melon is guaranteed to be ripe! Guaranteed to be sweet! Guaranteed to be unforgettable!"

The audience in the live broadcast room was instantly ignited by this opening line:

[Little Meow is so excited today! What's the big news?!]

【Hurry up and tell me! I can’t wait! 】

[Is the Ice Face Demon King causing trouble again? ]

【The small bench and melon seeds are ready! 】

"Ahem," An Xiaomao tried to calm down her overly excited mood.

But his sparkling eyes and slightly trembling shoulders completely betrayed him.

"The thing is... the thing is this! This afternoon, Xiao Miao was holding the documents, as usual, ready to endure the boss's 'baptism of thunder'..."

He vividly described the scene: how he walked to the door, how he heard the boss's cold voice from inside, how he heard that earth-shattering sentence -

He took a deep breath, pinched his throat, and tried to imitate Gu Lin's calm tone, as if saying "The coffee is cold today."

Repeat word for word:

“‘I’m not interested in women.’”

“‘I like men.’”

"'Please stop this unnecessary interruption.'"

boom--!

The barrage in the live broadcast room instantly exploded into fireworks!

[Holy crap! ! ! ! ! ! ! !]

【??????????????????】

[Coming out?! The Iceberg Devil has come out?!]

Oh my god! There's too much information! My CPU is burning up!

【Ahhhhhhh! Is it that exciting?!】

[Xiao Miao, are you sure you heard it right?!]

"It's absolutely true!" An Xiaomiao slammed the table, her wig almost falling off with excitement.

"Little Meow was standing at the door! He heard it clearly! Every word felt like an icicle piercing his ears! Can you imagine Little Meow's expression? It was like this—"

He made an exaggerated expression of extreme shock to the camera, with his pupils dizzying and his mouth opened into an O shape.

The comments were filled with comments like [Hahahaha!] [I feel sorry for Xiao Miao!] [The sense of immersion is so strong, I'm petrified!].

"Then! The most exciting part is coming!" An Xiaomiao continued to reveal the information, her tone trembling with the feeling of surviving a disaster.

"The boss found Xiao Miao at the door! He called me in! He stared at me with that look... the kind that could freeze a penguin to death in Antarctica! He asked me, 'Did you hear that?'"

He imitated Gu Lin's cold, scrutinizing gaze, which triggered another barrage of comments: "Ahhh, so scary!", "I feel suffocated!"

"My legs went weak! I felt like I was going to be murdered and buried any second!"

An Xiao Miao trembled. "I could only play dumb and say, 'I thought I heard you on the phone... your voice was a little loud...' Do you know what the boss said?"

He once again imitated Gu Lin's cold and ruthless tone, with an absolutely coercive tone: "'Get out. Watch your ears and mouth.'"

[Puff! Watch your ears and mouth!]

【Boss: You know too much! 】

【Little Meow: I was just passing by and eating some melon! 】

[Hahahaha, this warning is so bossy! ]

[So Xiao Miao is now the one who knows the boss's shocking secret? ]

"That's right!" An Xiaomiao puffed out his chest with a tragic expression as if saying, "I have mastered the nuclear bomb code."

"Xiao Miao now feels like even walking around the office is accompanied by its own background music! I could be silenced at any moment by a single look from my boss! But!"

He changed the subject, his tone filled with gossipy excitement and uncontrollable laughter.

"You said that the boss's aura is so strong that no one can get close to him, and not a blade of grass can grow within a ten-mile radius!

I used to wonder why he didn’t even look at so many famous ladies and beautiful women!

The relationship is going in the wrong direction! He likes men! Hahahahaha!"

He finally couldn't help laughing out loud, although it was through falsetto, but the joy and gloating, with a sense of relief of surviving a disaster, were fully conveyed to the audience.

【Hahahaha! Wrong direction!】

[The truth is out! It turns out that being an iceberg isn't about being frigid, it's about having a wrong sexual orientation!]

[If the Empress Dowager knew the truth, she would probably faint!]

[The great cause of carrying on the family line has suffered a setback! ]

[I kicked open the boss's cabinet door! In front of the secretary!]

The barrage of comments was so hilarious that all kinds of gift special effects were flooding the screen, and "Hahahaha" filled the entire screen.

Lin Yu'an looked at the screen full of joy and resonance, and he himself laughed so hard that he fell over.

The cold sweat and stress caused by being scared during the day were completely released at this moment.

He laughed and wiped the tears from his eyes, "Oh no, I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing!

Although the boss's secret is very explosive, Xiao Miao still wants to say: Sexual orientation is personal freedom! Whether you like men or women, it is everyone's right! We should respect it! But..."

He winked slyly, "Respect is respect, but this melon...it smells so good! Hahahaha! Okay, okay, if you keep laughing, Xiao Miao will really run out of oxygen!"

Let's end tonight's Tree Hole Time in this joyful atmosphere! Good night everyone! I hope you won't hear any shocking news at the boss's door! Bye!

After turning off the live broadcast, Lin Yuan took off his wig.

He slumped in the chair, still unable to hold back his laughter.

Although Gu Lin’s warning was still ringing in his ears, the joy brought by this melon was simply too great!

He felt that most of the frustration he had felt during the past month had been healed!

On the other side of the city, Gu Lin had just finished another multinational meeting and returned to his penthouse exhausted.

When I habitually picked up the tablet and opened the "Xingyu" APP, all I saw was the gray avatar of "An Xiaomiao" who had gone off the air, and a screen full of unread replay records filled with "hahaha" and "boss cabinet door".

He rubbed his brows tiredly, not realizing the huge lie he had told for the sake of peace.

It has become a source of joy in a certain secretary's live broadcast room.

What they don’t know is that the warning to “watch your ears and mouth” has become a “declaration to silence” with its own background music in the mouth of “An Xiao Miao”.