My 28-Year-Old Self Teaches My 18-Year-Old Self How to Pursue My Wife

Xiao Mingyang, a top who is outwardly childish and a silly dog but actually scheming and manipulative, and Li Xiangze, a bottom who is outwardly aloof and cool but actually sensitive and soft-heart...

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The second grade of the Normal University Affiliated High School will return to school on August 19th.

Although it is August 19th, I actually have to go to evening self-study class the night before.

It is convenient for boarding students to organize their personal affairs and for all day students.

Xiao Mingyang was among the group that was attacked in the first two semesters. This semester, he applied for accommodation from Lao Yang.

The dormitories of the Normal School are divided according to academic performance.

Class one was carefully selected during the second semester of senior high school, so they should live in double rooms, Class two in a 4-person room, and so on, with a maximum of 8 people in a room.

Xiao Mingyang was not able to get into the first class originally. The Chinese and English subjects were enough to kill him completely.

He always gets full marks in mathematics and physics, and his chemistry and biology are not bad either. Even without extra points, he can get around 80 or 90. He even won second prize in the physics competition in his first year of high school. He is definitely a potential stock.

So Lao Yang, their class teacher, went through great pains to keep him.

However, after one semester, his Chinese and English are still impressive.

Xiao Mingyang dragged two suitcases into the dormitory building and found the dormitory assignment list.

He didn't look at his own dormitory first, but found his wife's dormitory, 507, and then took a look at his wife's roommate. Oh, Xiao Mingyang, isn't that him?

Xiao Mingyang's steps towards the elevator became brisk. As the elevator went up, he hummed a little tune and walked towards his dream home.

Li Xiangze hadn't arrived yet. He straightened up and lay down on the bed, looking at the ceiling and grinning foolishly.

They live in the same dormitory, so they are probably in the same class.

My mother's words suddenly popped up in my mind: "If you like someone, go after them."

He has lived for more than ten years and this is the first time he likes someone. How can he pursue her? He doesn't know how!

A person suddenly flashed through my mind.

He immediately took out his cell phone.

[The most handsome guy in the universe] Xiao Dayang, Xiao Dayang, are you there, are you there, are you there?

Yang 1

[The Most Handsome Guy in the Universe] How did you pursue your wife back then?

[Yang] It’s simple. I used my wife’s Bilibili account to threaten him, saying that if he didn’t stay with me, I would cancel his Bilibili account. Then he agreed.

[The most handsome guy in the universe]...

[The most handsome guy in the universe] Can you answer it properly?

[Yang] You want to chase your wife?

[The most handsome guy in the universe] Well, we are now in the same dormitory or even in the same class.

[Yang] It's simple. You stick to him like a dog-skin plaster, going wherever he goes. You confess your love to him every day, saying, "I like you so much. Will you be with me?"

Xiao Mingyang was half-believing and half-doubting.

[The most handsome guy in the universe] Is this possible?

【Yang】I don’t know if you still remember this sentence.

[The most handsome guy in the universe] I don’t remember.

【Yang】Practice makes perfect.

【Yang】You will know if you try it.

Xiao Mingyang looked at the line "I like you so much, will you be with me?", turned over silently, buried his head in the pillow, and growled: "How the hell can I say this!"

He opened the chat interface again.

[The Most Handsome Guy in the Universe] No, I can’t speak.

[Yang] Why are you so thin-skinned?

[The most handsome guy in the universe] Can you?

[Yang] That’s right, I confessed my love to my wife via WeChat the second I met her.

[The most handsome guy in the universe]...

[The most handsome guy in the universe] It’s different when you get older.

【Yang】smile.jpg

【Yang】Go away.

[The most handsome guy in the universe] I won’t go away.

[The most handsome guy in the universe] Xiao Dayang geigei~ Give me another way~

【Yang】Vomiting.

【Yang】Don’t call me that, I’m scared.

[The Most Handsome Guy in the Universe] Then tell me!

【阳】Four characters, match your situation to the correct one.

【The most handsome guy in the universe】???

What does [The Most Handsome Guy in the Universe] mean?

[Yang] First, understand your wife and give her what she likes.

[The most handsome guy in the universe]...

[The most handsome guy in the universe] Is this called matching your personality to your own?

[Yang] Give me what you like, isn’t that called picking and choosing?

[The most handsome guy in the universe] doesn’t scream.

[Yang] Come on, you with a score of over 70 in Chinese are not qualified to correct my mistakes. I scored over 90 in Chinese in the college entrance examination!

[The most handsome guy in the universe]...

[The most handsome guy in the universe] Same here.

[Yang] Second, bring breakfast to your wife. You must bring it. He has stomach problems now because he didn’t eat breakfast every day before.

[The most handsome guy in the universe] Note, what does Aze like to eat?

[Yang] I’ll send it to you after I’ve sorted it out.

[The most handsome guy in the universe] OK.

[Yang] Third, increase the time you spend together and the physical contact, like hugging each other like brothers.

[Yang] If I remember correctly, all transfer students this semester must join the Student Union. You can ask Aze to come to the Discipline Inspection Department.

[Yang] Also, Aze is not very good at socializing, you can take care of him.

A few minutes later he sent me a 64-page Word document.

Xiao Mingyang clicked it and took notes seriously. His phone was filled with notes for an entire page, so full that their Chinese teacher, Old Man Wang, saw it and took it to various classes for a tour.

Li Xiangze hadn't arrived yet, so he gave the dormitory a thorough cleaning.

There were about two hours left before evening self-study when the door was pushed open. The person he had been thinking about was standing outside, with a black schoolbag slung across his shoulder. He was dragging a suitcase with one hand. On top of the suitcase was a large bag, which must have been for bedding. In the other hand, he was holding a large bag of school uniforms.

After not seeing each other for a few weeks, he must have had his hair cut. His neat short hair made his sharp facial features look even more stern. The look in his eyes when he looked at Xiao Mingyang had returned to the initial unfamiliarity.

Although they added each other on WeChat, they never spoke to each other.

Xiao Mingyang wanted to send him a message every day, but he would type and delete it in the chat box, for fear that the other party would ignore him.

His mother laughed at him for being a coward, and if he hadn't stopped her, his mother would have almost sent the message for him.

Xiao Mingyang put the mop aside, stared at him blankly, and smiled: "Long time no see."

"Yeah." Li Xiangze brought the suitcase in with great effort.

Xiao Mingyang walked over and naturally took over his school uniform and schoolbag: "Want to go eat together later?"

"Okay." Li Xiangze opened the big green bag and began to make the bed.

The scent of jasmine filled the dormitory.

It was the same smell he had smelled when he opened his eyes, very fragrant but not strong, lingering faintly around. If he walked closer, he could also detect a different smell in the jasmine fragrance, a smell that belonged uniquely to Li Xiangze.

Clean, warm, and captivating flavor.

Xiao Mingyang adjusted his breathing, put the mop against the wall, stepped forward to lend a hand, and Li Xiangze's speed in packing his luggage doubled.

In addition to the necessary daily necessities, most of Li Xiangze's box was filled with books. In the corner was a cube wrapped in brown paper, and no one knew what it was.

He withdrew his gaze and was about to mop the dormitory again when Li Xiangze suddenly turned off the lights and drew up the curtains.

"you……"

Before Xiao Mingyang could finish his words, the man in front of him had already taken off his shirt and looked back at him: "I'll change into my school uniform, right away."

Li Xiangze has a small mole on the back of his neck, which is the same as the small mole at the corner of his mouth. It is very obvious and very...sexy.

He quickly looked away and stumbled, "I'll go wash it, just wash the mop."

After saying that, he immediately rushed into the bathroom, closed the door, put the mop in the mop washing bucket provided by the school, and leaned against the wall. He sideways glanced at himself in the mirror. His head was red as if he had eaten spicy hot pot, as if it would smoke in the next second.

Xiao Xiaoyang also raised his head proudly.

He turned on the faucet and splashed several basins of cold water on his face, forcing himself to calm down.

It's useless.

He gritted his teeth, staring at himself in the mirror, cursing inwardly, "Xiao Mingyang! Are you a Teddy?! We humans value the encounter of souls! How can you be so superficial?! What's with all that casualness?!"

He closed his eyes, trying to forget what had just happened.

Counterproductive.

Closing his eyes, the fair skin and perfect muscle lines in front of him became clearer and even filtered after being processed by his brain.

Ahhhhhh!

Xiao Mingyang scratched his head in frustration and recited silently in his mind: "The big strings are as loud as heavy rain, the small strings are as soft as whispers, the road to Shu is as difficult as climbing to the sky..." He recited it in a disorderly manner, jumping from "The Road to Shu" to "Dreaming of the Heavenly Maiden and Chanting a Farewell Song", and put together all the poems he knew.

There was a knock on the bathroom door: "Are you done?"

Xiao Mingyang took a deep breath.

Even though I memorized it in a mess, it was useful after all.

He pushed open the door, showed his signature smile, and put his arm around Li Xiangze's shoulder in a pretended natural way.

Li Xiangze's muscles stiffened.

He is not used to it.

I was busy with school and work at home before, so I had no friends, let alone such close contact.

The owner of the arm had a faint special smell on his body, which was very warm. He quickly adapted to it and his body was no longer so stiff. He actually felt a little comfortable.

Xiao Mingyang took a deep breath to regulate his heartbeat: "Let's go and have dinner!"

The food at the Normal School is quite good.

The cafeteria has two floors, and each window has its own characteristics. It is similar to a campus snack street. There is also ordinary fast food, but Xiao Mingyang doesn't like to eat that. He often eats at the hotpot restaurant on the second floor and the spicy hotpot restaurant on the north side of the first floor. He is good-looking, his smile is especially pleasing to the elders, and he is good at talking, so the cafeteria aunt has some preference for him.

Xiao Mingyang took his wife to eat on the first floor. Following the document sent by Xiao Dayang, he treated Li Xiangze to a meal of spicy hot pot under the pretext of a welcoming banquet.

When the aunt saw Li Xiangze standing next to him, she was very curious: "He's quite handsome, how come I haven't seen him before?"

Xiao Mingyang hugged him and introduced him: "New classmate, auntie, please give him more food when you see him next time! My roommate!"

"Yes, yes!" Auntie nodded with a smile.

Li Xiangze nodded at her, the corners of his mouth raised politely: "Thank you."

Auntie smiled at him: "It's okay!"

There was still some time after dinner, so Xiao Mingyang took Li Xiangze for a walk around the campus.

Their school is very big, with elementary school, junior high school, high school and international department, it has everything.

They walked around the major teaching buildings, then went to the artificial lake.

There are quite a few people strolling around the lake at this moment. There is a very conspicuous sign by the lake that reads: "No fishing allowed."

Li Xiangze stopped to admire and asked, "Did anyone from your school fish here before?"

“Originally, there wasn’t one.”

Li Xiangze looked at him sideways, raised his eyebrows, and motioned him to continue.

Xiao Mingyang chuckled and leaned his entire weight towards him: "When I was in the second grade of junior high school, I was so bored that I tried it during lunch break."

Li Xiangze was amused and asked curiously, "How many did you catch?"

"What do you mean by a few?" Xiao Mingyang tutted, quite proudly, "a whole bucket."

"Took it home?"

"I took it to the Moral Education Department."

Li Xiangze burst out laughing.