My 28-Year-Old Self Teaches My 18-Year-Old Self How to Pursue My Wife

Xiao Mingyang, a top who is outwardly childish and a silly dog but actually scheming and manipulative, and Li Xiangze, a bottom who is outwardly aloof and cool but actually sensitive and soft-heart...

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When Xiao Mingyang returned to the dormitory, Li Xiangze had already changed into pajamas and was bending over the table to do his homework.

A bulging yellow paper bag was placed on Xiao Mingyang's desk.

Xiao Mingyang tore open the yellow paper bag and calmly counted the quantity inside. It was all right. Turning around, Li Xiangze was looking at him: "Can you use it all?"

There are 48 of them here.

Xiao Mingyang counted on his fingers: "If I use 6 a day, that's only 8 days."

Li Xiangze frowned: "Six times a night?"

Xiao Mingyang straightened his spine: "Of course! The bosses in the boss novels who do it 7 times a night are too exaggerated, so I just want to reduce one."

Li Xiangze: "..."

Li Xiangze's mouth twitched: "Even an iron rod can be ground into a needle."

"Don't we have lubricant? I bought so many flavors..." Xiao Mingyang held up a bottle of strawberry-flavored lubricant.

Li Xiangze laughed: "A normal man can only do it three times a night. Do you have any common sense?"

Xiao Mingyang raised his eyebrows: "I am a normal boy, a big boy in puberty! It's normal to double my height!"

"Okay," Li Xiangze took off his shirt and used his phone to time it. "Here, I've already timed it."

"I'll take a shower first." Xiao Mingyang pushed open the bathroom door.

"No need," Li Xiangze lay down on the bed. "Come on, six times as you said."

Xiao Mingyang threw the yellow paper bag onto the bed and rushed over: "Don't regret it!"

Li Xiangze raised his eyebrows and pinched the back of his neck: "Don't sleep until you have done it 6 times tonight."

"Just don't go to bed early." Xiao Mingyang had a smile of 100% confidence on his face.

Li Xiangze chuckled: "Okay."

Facts have proved that novels are just novels. After four times, Xiao Mingyang is already very satisfied.

Xiao Mingyang hugged his wife and kissed her passionately.

Li Xiangze reached out to press the button to end the fourth kiss, turned his head to avoid the kiss, and looked at him with a raised eyebrow: "Two more to go."

Xiao Mingyang lowered his head and kissed the tip of his nose, smiling flatteringly: "Aren't you sleepy?"

Li Xiangze knew what he was planning and deliberately replied, "I'm not sleepy."

Xiao Mingyang slowly kissed his neck: "Then let's go take a hot shower, and then we can go to bed when we come back."

"Little Lamb," Li Xiangze pulled him back by the scruff of his neck, forcing him to look into his eyes, "There are still two more times."

Xiao Mingyang touched his nose and smiled: "Baby~"

"A normal boy." Li Xiangze raised his eyebrows.

Xiao Mingyang cleared his throat and said weakly, "Supernormal male."

Li Xiangze looked down: "It is indeed long."

Xiao Mingyang blushed and rushed over, biting his wife's mouth: "I suddenly feel that I can do it again."

Li Xiangze: “???”

After the fifth time, Xiao Mingyang kissed his wife's cheek happily.

Li Xiangze looked up at him and said in a hoarse voice, "Six times, still short of..."

Xiao Mingyang wagged his tail and started to nibble at it.

Facts have proved that Xiao Mingyang has the energy of Schrödinger. Li Xiangze feels that if he continues like this, he might surpass the domineering president and enter menopause early in the future.

So after the sixth time, Li Xiangze closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, fearing that one of his words would trigger his trigger again.

He felt the other person wiping his body with a wet towel, changing him into pajamas, and then carrying him to another bed.

When the bed began to vibrate noticeably, he opened his eyes and said, "Little Lamb, be more restrained in the future."

Xiao Mingyang wiped his head and looked at him with a smile: "Were you pretending to sleep just now?"

Li Xiangze chose to ignore it: "Did you hear that?"

Xiao Mingyang smiled and kissed his cheek: "Then five times a day from now on!"

Li Xiangze: "..."

Li Xiangze: "Excessive sexual activity can lead to premature aging."

"Is this still acceptable?" Xiao Mingyang's face was filled with worry.

Li Xiangze: "..."

Li Xiangze: "No more than once a day!"

"I'm going to training soon," Xiao Mingyang rubbed his chest, "It's been a long time since we last met..."

Li Xiangze sighed: "I'll give you unlimited reps the day before training camp."

Xiao Mingyang was excited and bit his face a few times: "Thank you, baby!"

Li Xiangze endured the pain in his waist and pulled him off him: "Go to sleep."

To hold an art festival, the first thing to sacrifice is physical education classes.

The specific content of the class's collective program has not yet been decided. Students who have individual programs can rehearse first.

"Then I'll go." Xiao Mingyang stood up.

Li Xiangze was still concentrating on writing the questions: "Yeah."

Xiao Mingyang walked to the aisle and looked back at Li Xiangze: "I really went."

"Yeah." Li Xiangze hadn't finished solving the problem.

Xiao Mingyang leaned over the table and stretched his head to look at him: "Are you really not going to watch me rehearse?"

Li Xiangze glanced at him and said, "Everyone who goes out now has a solo show."

Xiao Mingyang scored full marks in reading comprehension, and his face was filled with disappointment: "You really aren't coming?"

Li Xiangze was speechless and poked his forehead with the tip of his pen: "You go first, I'll be there in a while."

Xiao Mingyang's eyes lit up: "Don't forget the elementary school music classroom!"

After saying that, he jumped out of the classroom like a happy puppy, and did not forget to open the back door before leaving.

Li Xiangze curled the corner of his mouth and poked the back of the person sitting in front of him.

Hu Tianyao leaned back: "What's wrong?"

"Send me a message when you've made your choice." Li Xiangze whispered.

Hu Tianyao made an OK gesture.

Chen Qiu had sharp ears and immediately turned to look at him: "Are you going to the bathroom to hide and play with your phone?"

Hu Tianyao: “…”

Li Xiangze: "..."

Hu Tianyao pressed his head, twisted it back to its original position, and teased: "Do you think everyone is like you?"

"How about that..." Chen Qiu paused, then suddenly realized something and turned to look at Li Xiangze again, "Oh! You want to..."

Hu Tianyao covered his mouth: "If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb."

Chen Qiu glared at him fiercely: "Mmmmm! (You're so annoying!)"

Li Xiangze stood up, looked at Su Yutong who was sitting on the podium, pointed outside the door, and mouthed the word "toilet".

Su Yutong replied him with an ok.

Li Xiangze successfully slipped out of the classroom.

Li Xiangze still remembered the way to the primary school. He went to the vending machine and bought a bottle of Coke and Assam. He followed the signs for the primary school and went to the third floor.

The piano sound is clear and distinct.

He didn't know how to play the piano, and had never heard any piano music. He only knew what the teacher played in music class.

He had never heard of this song before and could only hear the soothing rhythm. As for appreciating it, he was not able to do so.

Following the sound of the piano, he found the music classroom.

The music teacher's room is separated from the aisle by only a layer of glass. Standing in the aisle, one can see the person sitting in front of the piano at a glance. The moment their eyes meet, the piano music pauses, and then more lingering music flows out.

Xiao Mingyang just looked at him, his hands moving non-stop and the music playing non-stop.

He watched Li Xiangze push open the door, walked towards him step by step, and finally stood in front of him.

When the song ended, Li Xiangze pursed his lips.

Although he didn't understand music, he still heard something from the song: "Is this... a love song?"

Xiao Mingyang never took his eyes off him. He smiled and said, "Yes."

Li Xiangze nodded: "It sounds good."

Xiao Mingyang moved to the side and patted the empty seat next to him: "Sit down."

"What's the name of this piece?"

Xiao Mingyang held his hand, his eyes still fixed on him: "Playing Love," Xiao Mingyang smiled, "This is the song written by the protagonist in The Legend of 1900 when he saw the love he fell in love with at first sight." Xiao Mingyang looked at him solemnly, "I want to play it for you."

Li Xiangze has seen this clip.

A man was sitting in front of a shabby piano in the cabin. He saw a girl through the window. His fingers were dancing on the keys, and his eyes were always on the girl, obsessed and intoxicated, just like Xiao Mingyang just now.

My heart skipped a beat.

"You're playing this at the art festival?" Li Xiangze's heart was still beating fast as he stared at the floor.

"Well," Xiao Mingyang held his head and made him look at him, "I will find you."

"Fuck." Li Xiangze got excited, took off his coat to cover their heads, and kissed them hard.

Considering that there was surveillance, I didn't dare to kiss her deeply and quickly threw my clothes aside.

Xiao Mingyang smiled and moved over, hugged the other person, and pulled the other person to his side with a smile: "Are you so excited?"

Li Xiangze pinched the back of his neck and looked at him straight in the eye: "How about I come tonight?"

Xiao Mingyang was stunned: "What's coming?"

Li Xiangze clicked his tongue and said, "Forget it." He applied more force to his hand and leaned forward, pressing his forehead against the man's. "If you can't find me, you'll die."

Xiao Mingyang smiled and rubbed his forehead: "Okay, I'll come to see you with my head."

In the last few minutes of the class, Hu Tianyao sent a message to Li Xiangze. He sneaked back through the back door and pretended that he had been doing exercises at his seat.

After everyone who had been rehearsing individually returned to their seats, Su Yutong patted the table and said, "Everyone, be quiet. After much discussion, we've decided to perform a melodramatic, overbearing CEO play this year."

"Who will play the cool and domineering CEO?!" Chen Qiu asked loudly.

Everyone looked at Li Xiangze.

After all, this is the only person who can be considered aloof.

Li Xiangze raised his eyebrows.

"I want to play the domineering boss too!" Xiao Mingyang raised his hand.

"Come on," Chen Qiu turned around and said, "How can you be called a boss with such a domineering demeanor?"

Xiao Mingyang patted his chest and said, "Outstanding ability." He did not forget to look at his deskmate and rub his waist, "right?"

If this ability refers to six times a night, Li Xiangze's waist is quite convincing...

Li Xiangze didn't say anything and just smiled.

"Let's first decide on the protagonist, Li Xiangze. The other characters can wait a bit. We'll try to finish the script by tomorrow noon!" Su Yutong said. "Anyone with any ideas can come and see our screenwriter, Mr. Wen!"

There aren't many people with ideas, but there are a lot of people who are curious about the script.

As soon as the get out of class was over, the screenwriters' area was crowded with people, and Xiao Mingyang also went over there. Not long after, he happily ran back to his seat, leaned on his deskmate, and proudly announced: "I am also a boss now!"

Li Xiangze raised his eyebrows: "Hmm?"

Xiao Mingyang chuckled: "I am the real young master, you are the fake young master!"

Li Xiangze frowned.

This script is quite melodramatic.

"That's nothing," Xiao Mingyang said happily, lying on the table, "I'm still your kept lover."

Li Xiangze's pupils trembled: "???"

What the hell is this plot?!