Chapter 169 Su Zimai: An Unforgettable Night (The last day of the double event, asking for monthly tickets)

Black Pupa was wrapped in restraints all over his body, holding a book called "One Hundred Ways to Prevent Pants Wetting" in his hand.

He squatted quietly on the windowsill on the first floor like a black cat, and saluted Su Zimai and Gu Qiye solemnly.

At the same time, he stretched out a black restraint belt, opened the express package, took out a piece of cloth inside, and handed it to Su Zimai slowly.

Under the moonlight, the entire appearance of the cloth was exposed to the two people's vision.

It unfolds into an arc shape, with a soft white non-woven surface and wavy embossed edges. There are cartoon stickers with light blue cloud patterns on both sides of the waist, and the anti-leakage edges of the legs are designed with translucent pleats.

Surprisingly...

Babybus brand diapers.

In mid-air, the pitch-black restraints slowly rotated the diaper.

Hei Pupa flipped the pages of the book, showing the two customers every detail of the diapers from a 360-degree angle, while introducing them in a clear and logical manner:

"This diaper uses a non-woven surface layer that is soft and delicate to the touch. It has air holes on the surface to help dissipate heat. The middle layer absorbs urine and locks in moisture to keep the skin dry. The absorption capacity can reach 4-5 urinations of the baby. There is a yellow urine indicator strip printed on the front side, which will turn obvious blue after urine, making it convenient for parents to change it in time."

After he finished speaking, he was still met with silence.

Su Zimai said nothing, her hair hung down to cover her eyes, but one could see that her fists were clenched tighter.

"Ms. Ke, if you are not satisfied with my style, I actually have another plan." Black Pupa paused, "Since we already have a refrigerator demon, why not contract a diaper demon? This way, we don't have to worry about not being able to find high-quality and well-fitting diapers."

Seeing Su Zimai lowering his head and not speaking, Hei Pu shook his head, spread his hands and said:

"Look, Mr. Blue Arc, Miss Conan has been so moved by me that she is speechless. Do you know how much she likes my gift?"

Gu Qiye was silent for a long time, then slowly spoke: "Which bastard did this?"

"What bastard did that?"

"My sister...became like this."

Hearing this, Su Zimai's whole body was shaking slightly. Her cheeks and ears turned redder, and tears of shame and anger were about to burst out of her eyes. She stared at Hei Pupa dryly like a ferocious penguin.

Obviously, she didn't know that Gu Qinye and Hei Jin were not talking about the same thing.

"Um... I don't really understand what you're talking about, Mr. Blue Arc."

Hei Pu raised his head and looked at Gu Qiye in confusion. He scratched his chin, thought for a while, and then his mind turned, and he immediately understood that his elder brother seemed to have misunderstood something strange.

"Mr. Blue Arc, you seem to have misunderstood something..." Black Pupa said, "Although I don't mind this misunderstanding continuing, I must seriously declare that your sister is a lesbian."

He paused and said, "Based on rigorous scientific common sense, same-sex couples generally cannot have children."

Gu Qiye was stunned for a moment.

Hei Pu looked at his expression and realized that he had indeed misunderstood in a strange direction, so he sighed and mercifully helped Su Zimai explain:

"Okay, it seems that there is a big misunderstanding. In fact, the reason why I sent diapers so kindly was not because anyone had a child, but because a contractor of a refrigerator devil was scared to the point of peeing at the auction by the people of the troupe..."

Before he could finish his words, a fireball suddenly flew towards him.

However, Black Pupa simply leaned back to avoid the fireball: "Don't be so violent. After all, I saved your life. I can't turn my back on you after just a few days, right?"

At this moment, there was a magic hat on Su Zimai's head, the magic patterns on the magic gloves on his right hand were shining, and the red cloak behind him was fluttering in the evening breeze.

She couldn't bear it any longer and raised her head, looking at Hei Pupa with shame and anger: "You... are finished."

It turned out that my sister was just scared to the point of peeing her pants... After listening to the conversation between the two, Gu Qiye finally realized it belatedly and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

He didn't think it was funny to wet his pants in a life-or-death situation, especially since his sister was just a high school student.

As Blue Arc, he had led many newcomers in the Abnormal Association. When these newcomers first performed their missions, most of them would be frightened to the point of incontinence when facing supernatural criminals.

He even fainted on the spot.

Many of them quit the association the next day and bid farewell to the path of being a stranger.

"Why? Is it because the size of the diaper is not to your liking?" Hei Pu asked while reading a book. "How about I lend you this book 'One Hundred Ways to Prevent Pants Wetting' and you can choose carefully according to the instructions above?"

“Go to hell!”

As soon as he finished speaking, a fireball shot out from Su Zimai's magic gloves again.

With a "clang" sound, a silver-white blade attached to the edge of the black restraint belt.

Then, the black pupa slashed out the blades of the restraint belt in a cross shape, and the vertical and horizontal blade lights cut the fireball into pieces, turning them into a scattered flame curtain that swept across the side of his head.

"Xiaomai, calm down and don't burn down your own living room." Gu Qinye said hurriedly.

"Get out with your fucking diaper!"

Su Zimai blushed and gritted his teeth, his eyes twitching slightly, and he kicked away the diaper that was hanging in the air by the restraints.

"You really don't want to accept my kindness?" Black Pupa sighed, "I came all the way here to give you a gift. I wish you a happy birthday in advance."

"Don't push your luck," Gu Qiye couldn't bear it any longer. He hugged his shoulders and sighed, looking up at Hei Pupa. "I'm in a good mood today, so I'll let you go. Don't force me to ask you to leave by force."

"Hey... As the saying goes, people of the same family stick together. I know I'm a bit offensive, but there's no need for you two to treat me like this, right?" Hei Pu shook his head. "I know. You must be blaming me. If it weren't for me, your family of four would have been reunited with your mother in the underworld a long time ago."

He said, looking away in frustration.

I have already started planning in my mind how to fake my death in front of them in the future. The best thing would be to step in and take the bullet when their family is being beaten up by Hong Yi, and then be torn into pieces under the sunset.

This way he could extricate himself and completely leave this family of gods and men, to avoid being chased around the world by an electric rat and a refrigerator demon when he and Kong Youling travel around the world in the future.

However, you can consider finding some time every year to visit the cemetery in Lijing with Kong Youling and observe several old men crying in front of Gu Wenyu's grave.

"By the way, don't be fooled by the fact that you two are so moved by the recognition of brother and sister. In fact, Miss Conan has been dissatisfied with Blue Arc for a long time."

As he spoke, Black Pupa let out a long sigh and continued:

"She has set her WeChat Moments to be invisible to you. The important thing is that if you just flip through her Moments, you can see things like: 'The big blue rat is so greasy, he only knows how to make awkward poses to look cool all day long, and people who like him have no taste.'"

He paused, and said quietly, "If you scroll down further you can see: 'It's disgusting to isolate someone just because their roommates don't like that idiot. I'm going to rush in front of them tomorrow and call each of them Blue Arc sb'."

Gu Qiye was stunned: "Really?"

Su Zimai opened her eyes wide and blushed. She stammered, "How is that possible?! Then then then then then then then... Of course he made it up! Brother, don't listen to him trying to sow discord between us!"

"The innocent will be cleared." Black Pupa said lightly.

"You are still talking nonsense, get out of here!" Su Zimai's face suddenly turned cold, "If you don't get out of here, I will dissect you alive, you big moth!"

As she spoke, Su Zimai's magic gloves accumulated countless fluorescent lights, and then burst into a light as bright as the polar day. She was already planning to release her trump card "Execution Cabinet" on the black pupa.

To be honest, it doesn't really matter if my big brother knows that I wet my pants. It's just a little embarrassing at best.

But if her second brother knew about this, it would be all over. Gu Wenyu would definitely talk about this matter 24 hours a day and humiliate her endlessly. She would never be able to survive in this family again!

Therefore, she had to drive the black pupa away before her second brother came downstairs! If she couldn't drive him away, she would have to kill him and silence him.

But at this moment, the situation that Su Zimai least wanted to see happened.

I heard the sound of a door opening on the second floor, followed by footsteps coming down the corridor, and finally a lazy voice:

"What's going on? You guys are making such a noise as if there's a thief in the house. Can't you let me rest?"

Hearing Gu Wenyu's voice, Su Zimai's expression froze for a moment, her ears and face turned red, and then she suddenly raised her magic gloves and pointed them at the black pupa:

"Since you won't leave, I can only send you to hell."

"That's not something a cute high school girl should say," Black Pupa wisely waved his hand with the restraints, flipping through a book and saying, "It looks like it's time to leave. I wish you all a pleasant evening."

After saying this, he leaned back and disappeared into the evening breeze.

Su Zimai watched him leave, touched his chest and breathed a sigh of relief, then slowly put away the Tianqu, and the magician's kit turned into a fluorescent light and dissipated.

Gu Qiye also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, fearing that his sister would burn the living room to ashes, which would be difficult to explain when his father came back.

Not long after, Ji Ming walked downstairs happily, stopped on the stairs, tilted his eyebrows and pricked up his ears, looking at the two people in the living room with suspicion.

He hesitated, "Uh...did you two quarrel?"

"No." Gu Qiye thought for a moment and quickly changed the subject, "Shall we go out for a midnight snack?"

"Sure. I'm hungry." Ji Minghuan said as he walked down the stairs.

"Let's go...I'll treat you." Su Zimai said in a low voice.

There were still faint tears in her eyes, and the tears she had just received from the anger she had felt at the black pupa were almost falling.

Ji Minghuan looked at her expression, then looked at the living room, and suddenly raised his hand and pointed at the lonely diaper in the corner of the living room.

"Excuse me, why is there a diaper lying there?" he said.

Gu Qinye and Su Zimai were both stunned for a moment. The latter's shoulders trembled. She already began to imagine how Gu Wenyu would laugh at her endlessly after he knew about the auction.

Hell on earth... This must be hell on earth, Su Zimai pursed his lips.

At this moment, Gu Qiye spoke up to help her out: "I have a friend who is...about to have a baby, and I was wondering if I should give him a pair of diapers as a gift, and I was just asking Xiaomai for her opinion."

As he said this, he put his hand on Su Zimai's shoulder and smiled slightly, "You said so, right?"

Su Zimai nodded silently.

"Brother, you are such a kind person. This is the first time I've seen someone give diapers to someone else." Ji Minghuan silently gave a thumbs up, "And they are from the Baby Bus brand."

"No way... let's go." Gu Qinye took a breath, smiled slightly, put his left arm around his brother's shoulders and his right arm around his sister's shoulders, and led them outside.

After having supper, Su Zimai and Gu Qiye said they wanted to take a walk in the park and chat.

Ji Minghuan was a little tired, so he went home without looking back, washed up and lay down on the bed.

Now that the gift has been given, he no longer has any regrets. He believes that after his sister accepts his kindness, she will be able to spend the night happily. Thinking of this, he closed his eyes with peace of mind and synchronized his consciousness with the No. 2 machine.

There is a time difference between Venice and Lijing, and it is still afternoon in the water city.

Because Xia Ping Zhu and Ayase Origami went to bed very late last night, they stayed in bed again today. They stayed in bed until the afternoon and haven't woken up yet.

So Ji Minghuan synchronized his consciousness to the No. 3 machine and took a special look at the situation over there - who knows if the queen or the eldest prince or the second prince will send another group of people to cause trouble at night when they see that the assassin did not go back to report the situation?

In short, for the time being, Yagubaru's side is where he needs to pay most attention.

He was afraid that if he closed his eyes and took a nap, he would wake up and see César's body hanging below the ceiling. Alas.

At this moment, it was already late at night in the whale's box garden.

The sound of rising and falling waves came from the hazy sky, and the black tide hit the whale skin and broke into white waves.

Yagubaru lay at the bottom of the crystal ball, staring quietly at César's sleeping face.

It thought to itself: "So Xi Ze Er's mother is the culprit... That's good. I was planning to put Unit 1's mother back into the coffin, but I didn't expect that I don't have to work over there, and there is a mother waiting to be buried here."

Taking its eyes away from the white-haired boy's face, the little shark gurgled out two mouthfuls of sea water, slowly closed its eyelids, and soon fell into a deep sleep.

(End of this chapter)