Chapter 75

"Although I'll take your advice on where to go, I have a few suggestions." Young Master Jiang considered himself a veteran in the world of eating, drinking and having fun, and mentioned several high-end consumption places in one breath.

However, Gu Jiangkuo didn't choose any of them, but asked shyly: "Can we go to the amusement park?"

Jiang Nuo: “?”

Jiang Nuo asked, "Is it the kind of amusement park with roller coasters, 4D movies, bumper cars, and carousels?"

"Yes, that kind."

"...Yanlin's most expensive amusement park, and a pass is only over two hundred. That's too shabby." Boss Jiang coaxed, "Don't you want to go shopping? No matter where you go today, whatever you want to buy, Master Jiang will pay for it all."

"Not shabby." Gu Jiangkuo suppressed the upward curve of his lips and said, "Mr. Jiang, take me to the amusement park."

Tsk, alright.

"Then I'll listen to the birthday boy," Young Master Jiang muttered unwillingly, "You're really easy to support."

The word "support" somehow touched Gu Jiangkuo's heart. This time he couldn't help laughing, and even drove the car more briskly.

Abu, who had just hailed a taxi as he watched the Porsche drive away, felt a surge of despair in his heart.

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That year, Universal Studios and Disney had not yet opened in China, and Happy Valley still dominated the amusement park market. Because it was the only one in the market, there were always crowds of people even on weekdays.

When they arrived at the amusement park, it was almost ten o'clock and there was still a long line at the entrance. Gu Jiangkuo immediately felt a little regretful, worried that Young Master Jiang would find it too crowded. However, Jiang Nuo had already prepared himself mentally. Since he was celebrating a birthday with them, of course he just wanted the birthday boy to be happy.

As a result, when buying tickets to enter the venue, Gu Jiangkuo took out his ID card.

It turns out there are activities at the amusement park. The birthday celebrants can get in for free on their birthdays, and they can also bring a companion at 50% off.

"..." Mr. Jiang looked at the final total price of RMB 106 and fell into deep thought.

This is completely different from what he thought!

Because the money wasn't spent properly, Young Master Jiang felt an inexplicable sense of guilt. As if to compensate, he said, "Whatever route you choose, whatever ride you want, it's up to you today." Even if it meant riding a roller coaster, he would be willing to risk his life! After all, Jiang Nuo was most afraid of roller coasters. The feeling of weightlessness at high altitude was too uncomfortable. He never understood why anyone would pay to suffer such a fate.

"Then let's follow the route." Gu Jiangkuo pulled out a folding map from the colorful cartoon stand at the entrance.

While the two were studying the map, two girls came over, pushing and shoving each other, and asked thoughtfully, "Excuse me...are you?"

Jiang Nuo: “…”

Gu Jiangkuo: “…”

"We're not! Sorry!" Jiang Nuo grabbed Gu Jiangkuo's sleeve and quickly pulled him away from the scene. Tsk, how could he forget! Now they are both 'Yanlin Internet celebrities'. If they keep being recognized, how can they have fun?

Gu Jiangkuo looked at Young Master Jiang's hand pulling at his sleeve, and after a moment of silence, he said slowly, "I have a way. Wait a moment."

Snow is forecast for today. Although the sky is still clear now, the temperature is close to zero degrees. Jiang Nuo is wearing a short down jacket, but his empty neck is still a little cold - his original plan was to drive directly into a high-end shopping mall. In such a place, he would not be exposed to the cold air of nature at all, and of course he would not need to wear a scarf.

When Gu Jiangkuo came back, he handed Jiang Nuo a snow-white knitted rabbit ear hat with a long rabbit paw-shaped scarf. It looked warm and said, "Put this on and no one will recognize you."

This set can also serve as a cold-weather protection device, but...

"Wouldn't that be too girly?"

Ever since his last live broadcast, when he wore a little yellow duck headband and was made into an emoticon by naughty kids, Mr. Jiang has been very wary of such cute things.

"It's okay, they all wear them in the amusement park," Gu Jiangkuo advised. "Everyone wears them."

Jiang Nuo looked around and indeed saw a large number of people wearing rabbit ear hats and glowing headbands, including some young men. He felt relieved and took the fluffy hat and put it on. Then he listened to Gu Jiangkuo continue to recommend it: "Pinch the paw, and the ears can move."

Young Master Jiang pinched the pink paw pad at the bottom of the scarf out of curiosity, and then an ear on his head pricked up with a "pop", which scared him.

He stared blankly with his eyes wide open. The winter sunlight made his pupils look as light as glass beads. With one ear standing up and the other drooping, he really looked like a cute baby bunny. Gu Jiangkuo's heart was almost melted by his cuteness. He mustered up his courage and gently put the scarf around him.

Then he pretended to be calm and said, "It's quite interesting, isn't it?"

Young Master Jiang came back to his senses at this time and said with a smile, "Not bad." Then he pinched it again as if he was addicted, and the two ears on the fluffy head rose and fell.

I was caught off guard and was frightened just now, but now I find it quite interesting. Then Mr. Jiang saw that Gu Jiangkuo took out an ordinary baseball cap and put it on himself.

Jiang Nuo: “?”

What happened to the promise that the amusement park would be surrounded by cute plush creatures?

Gu Jiangkuo: "Do you want to wear this? It can also cover your face, but there is no scarf."

...Then forget it.

Young Master Jiang shrank his neck and said, "Let's go. There are still a lot of people. We need to queue up."

Gu Jiangkuo quietly observed Jiang Nuo's expression from beginning to end, and in the end he didn't choose any roller coaster. Young Master Jiang was surprised to find that he and Mr. Gu were really in sync! He chose the rides he liked the whole time!

They played bumper cars, whitewater rafting, carousel, and watched a 4D movie. When Jiang Nuo thought that they had a great understanding and would definitely go to a theater performance next, Gu Jiangkuo took him to queue for a haunted house.

Jiang Nuo: “…” Tsk, it’s too early to say that.

In fact, Gu Jiangkuo noticed that Young Master Jiang didn't like this kind of exciting amusement project, but he secretly squeezed his phone with his hand in his pocket.

Even though she rejected Jiang Xia, she still enthusiastically sent him a "strategy on pursuing someone". The first step was how to make natural physical contact to achieve the goal of enhancing the relationship.

A haunted house is the best choice. When the other person is scared, he or she will naturally crawl into your arms, hug you, hold your hand, no problem.

Although Gu Jiangkuo had many concerns in his heart and had never dared to take that step, the strategy was right in front of him and it was hard not to fantasize... By the time he had finished the ideological struggle, he was already in the middle of the team in the haunted house.

Moreover, the queuing railings were winding and there were people all around, so it was impossible to regret at this time.

“…”

Then, a ghostly cry emanated from the cave-like, simulated rock gate, creating a terrifying atmosphere. As the queue continued to form, entering the pitch-black cavern, something suddenly moved in the middle of the line. It was an ugly ghost statue, its eyes glowing green, and it lunged at the crowd, shaking violently.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

The screams of tourists rang out loudly, and Jiang Nuo happened to be quite close to the statue. He staggered back and hid in Gu Jiangkuo's arms.

Gu Jiangkuo: “!”

Young Master Jiang was wearing a fluffy down jacket today. Gu Jiangkuo felt something warm coming into his body, and his chin just happened to rub against Jiang Nuo's furry rabbit-ear hat.

His hands were stiff, not knowing whether he should hug the person. At this time, the statue stopped and slowly retreated.

"call……"

He heard Jiang Nuo sigh in shock, then he quickly returned to his original position and tried to save face: "Ghosts aren't realistic at all, they're not scary, they're just startling. I thought it was something else."

“…” Not being able to hug the person, Gu Jiangkuo withdrew his hand in frustration, but he did not expose Young Master Jiang. He agreed, “That scared me too.”

Jiang Nuo continued to be stubborn: "It didn't scare me."

Gu Jiangkuo: "...Yes, I noticed it too. You weren't afraid."

At this moment, a staff member's reminder came from the darkness: "Attention, all tourists! Visitors with heart disease, high blood pressure, and those under the age of fourteen are not allowed to enter! There are real ghosts in the haunted house, and the timid ones should not enter! If you don't want to continue queuing, you can signal the staff at the corner! Once again, the real ghosts are very scary! Please do not hit or insult the actors!"

I've long heard of "real ghosts" suddenly appearing to startle people, sometimes even reaching out to slap you or stab you with bloody props. Combined with the lighting, scenery, and music, the terrifying atmosphere created is sure to send the more timid into the arms of their companions.

Gu Jiangkuo looked down at the fluffy bunny ears of Young Master Jiang in front of him, and thought of the feeling of being hit in the chest just now. His heart began to pound in his chest, and he couldn't help but feel a palpitation.

However, he overlooked one point: ghosts played by real people are different from machines and have judgment.

Experienced haunted house actors know that some tourists will have a stress reaction when they are scared and will hit others, so they usually choose those who are less aggressive and timid to avoid being hurt themselves. Simply put, they pick on the weak.

And when Gu Jiangkuo, a tall and strong man, stood there, all the ghosts retreated - they couldn't afford to offend him! They couldn't withstand a punch from this tourist. He was just a company animal, there was no need to go to the hospital for work!

Young Master Jiang followed Gu Jiangkuo closely throughout the whole process, holding on to his clothes tightly, like a chick hiding behind an eagle, and thus he escaped danger!

Until the last aisle, there were human heads hanging upside down overhead, and blood-stained iron cages on both sides. Gu Jiangkuo saw with his own eyes a couple from the previous wave passing by. The ghost hiding in the iron cage took a broom and stabbed the girl in a sneaky way. The girl was so scared that she screamed and threw herself into her boyfriend's arms. However, her boyfriend didn't seem to be very brave either, and the two of them ran out trembling and crawling together.

Gu Jiangkuo was full of anticipation and deliberately stopped here for a while.

But ten, twenty seconds passed, and no ghost came with a broom to scare them. Gu Jiangkuo looked towards the cage suspiciously, and happened to meet the ghost's eyes.

Then, the ghost shrank into the shadows, as if it was afraid of Gu Jiangkuo.

Gu Jiangkuo: “…………”

At this moment, he felt someone poking him on the back, and heard Jiang Nuo ask cautiously with a trembling voice, "Why don't you leave?"

……never mind.

The two finally made it out of the haunted house without a single jolt of danger. Young Master Jiang, who had been trembling with fear just now, actually started to tremble after seeing the light of day again. A hint of pride appeared on his face as he said, "I've discovered that haunted houses aren't actually that scary. It's not scary at all."

This is the truth. Jiang Nuo has never dared to play these since he was a child, but this time he found that if you follow behind a tall person, shrink your body as much as possible, keep your head down the whole time, don't look to the sides, and silently recite "freedom, equality, justice and the rule of law" in your heart, then the haunted house is really easy!

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Only when the two came out of the haunted house did Abu line up to enter the park.

It turned out that he took some effort to find the approximate tracking direction, and finally found Mr. Jiang's Porsche in the parking lot of the amusement park.

But the amusement park was packed with people, and Abu felt like his head was about to explode when he looked at the sea of ​​people.

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Young Master Jiang was feeling very bloated now. He sincerely felt that he had developed enough courage and that a haunted house was no problem for him. He didn't notice that the cell phone in his pocket was vibrating twice in succession.

Gu Jiangkuo looked at his sparkling eyes and his face, which had turned red from the cold, and couldn't help but say, "I saw it marked on the map. There's another one here that charges a fee."

The words "separate fee" successfully piqued Mr. Jiang's interest, and he heard Gu Jiangkuo continue, "The haunted house just now was crowded with few actors playing ghosts, so there wasn't much of a game experience. If you want to play again, we can go again."

Jiang Nuo: “Huh?”

That’s not what I meant.

The author has something to say:

Mr. Jiang: B pretended too much and was careless.

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