My Card-Drawing Game Came True

Song Luo recently became addicted to a card-drawing, character-nurturing, plot-choice game. He worked tirelessly day and night, diligently grinding away. It wasn't until a few days later that S...

Chapter 132: Tidalik's Humorous Points

The casualty rate of 50% is a bit exaggerated. After all, many soldiers took advantage of the chaos of wind and sand to escape the battlefield and became deserters, but the actual casualty rate is definitely more than 40%.

Before, they were ignorant of the enemy's ferocity, but now they have clearly seen how brutal the enemy is. After hearing Abel's order, they are even more reluctant to go to the southern area.

"There are more troops in Sydney than just us. There are also garrison troops in the South District. Why should we, who have just experienced combat, go to the South District?"

This is the general idea among the soldiers.

And this is exactly the effect that Abel wants.

A smile suddenly crossed Abel's lips as he whispered into the intercom, "Command Center, there are still some monsters in the East District, and the soldiers are extremely war-weary and negative. If I leave without permission, something bad might happen. I can't participate in the fight against the 'frog' monsters in the South District. Please be aware of this, please be aware of this!"

After saying this, Abel didn't care about anything else and just turned off the intercom with a very comfortable expression.

You want me to fight the frog? Dream on.

The stairs were empty at night, and the lights in the corridor were intermittent, making it look a bit eerie and strange.

"Quack~ Your jokes aren't very good, so go to hell."

In the room, a sticky red tongue swept across in an instant, and a fat white man with a beard was directly swept over and fell into Tidalik's mouth. He chewed it twice, and his bones and flesh were crushed into pieces.

Then, Tidalik looked to the other side, where a blonde and charming woman appeared. His gaze was calm. "Kua~ It's your turn. Tell a joke."

In the past two weeks, Tiddalik has been wandering the streets of Australia, hearing countless jokes. His resistance to today's jokes has gradually increased... In other words, Tiddalik's sense of humor has improved.

As his sense of humor increased, Tidalik also lost his patience with some things.

Since the creatures here are so boring, they might as well just die.

Anyone who can't bring you joy should die.

“I…I…”

The blonde girl trembled so much that her voice shook and she couldn't even utter a single word clearly.

"Quack~ You, quack~ white guys, why don't you tell jokes like those guys from thousands of years ago?"

Seeing the blonde like this, Tidalik couldn't help but sigh and licked the blonde's face again and again with his tongue.

For Tidalik, there is no difference between the indigenous people of thousands of years ago and humans today: they are all the same, and if they cannot bring joy, they should die.

"Please, don't kill me, don't kill me, I have money... I'll give you money, spare my life, please, please..."

At this point, the blonde girl's mind was blank. She just kept begging for mercy, holding on to a glimmer of hope that Tidarik would let her go.

After hearing this, Tidalik shook his head: "I've heard this joke of yours many times today, more than ten times already. No."

After saying that, the tongue that was originally licking the blonde girl's face suddenly clenched, and shot out like a spring, directly smashing the blonde girl's head into pieces!

Blood splattered all over the room, and seeing this, Tidalik jumped away, jumped out of the window, and looked up at a villa not far away with dazzling lights.

"I hope this family can bring me joy."

With that, Tidalik leaped up and headed towards the family.

More than ten minutes later, a young soldier in military uniform with countless medals on his chest and several policemen arrived at the scene. As soon as he went upstairs, the young soldier smelled a strong smell of blood.

"That monster has already been here."

The young soldier spoke calmly, pointing to the nearby villa and continuing, "If nothing unexpected happens, the monster should have jumped out the window and headed towards that place."

After saying that, he pulled out a map and after studying it for more than ten seconds, he confidently pointed to a location and said, "It's too late for us to go to the villa now... Based on the current situation, he is very likely to come here."

The location of the finger is a 24-hour convenience store.

"Instead of chasing it endlessly, why not set up an ambush there in advance? Once the monster enters the room, we can rush up and capture it in one fell swoop!"

"Major Wayne is right!"

"If the surveillance cameras hadn't been able to capture any trace of that monster for some reason, why would we have bothered Major Wayne to come out!"

"With Major Wayne here, we feel much more at ease."

The surrounding policemen began to flatter him, and Major Wayne enjoyed it very much and was in high spirits.

"That old fellow Abel has been frightened out of his wits by the monster. He is not worthy of being the number one transcendent in Australia."

Major Wayne was in high spirits, his eyes sparkling with light: "It's time for this title to be mine, Wayne!"

"After I kill this 'frog' monster, I'll let the entire Kangaroo Country know who is the undisputed leader of Australia's number one transcendent!"