Chapter 206 "Cat God" - Take a bite (forum style).

Subject: [Does anyone know that Jiang Yingxu, who's been going viral lately, is actually an alumnus of our school?]

Reply:

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Are you referring to Jiang Yingxu, the head of the research team that spearheaded the groundbreaking quantum chip architecture technology that surpasses international standards?

[Look closely, this is indeed the campus forum of Beijing Forestry University. Isn't Jiang Yingxu a graduate of Tsinghua University next door with a combined bachelor's, master's, and doctoral degree?]

[OP, what makes you think Beijing Forestry University can produce such a genius? (No offense to the university, just that the major doesn't match the job description)]

[I'm maliciously forwarding this post to the Tsinghua University forum. You'll immediately be attacked by Tsinghua students who support their school's geniuses (pure schadenfreude)]

[No, I really feel sorry for the original poster after clicking in and seeing the comments. Are all the replies from undergraduate freshmen from the last two years?]

[The old guard remains silent, only forwarding:]

[JYX was spotted picking up SM again! Click to see the high-definition photos of the couple with their heads touching! The couple has been so loving and affectionate for seven years. Thinking about SM graduating next year and not seeing this scene again makes me want to cry. It feels even more painful than a breakup.]

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What?! They even dug up a post from four years ago?!

How come I didn't know it was so delicious? I'm going to do some serious research!

[To kindly answer the question the original poster meant, as everyone knows, our school has produced a genius named Shi Miao who has maxed out animal communication skills.]

During her undergraduate studies, she was frequently approached by wildlife conservation areas with gifts of local specialties to borrow. During her postgraduate studies, she was invited to participate in a national treasure-level species rescue program. Upon graduation, she was sought after by numerous national institutions and eventually joined the State Forestry and Grassland Administration. While she may seem to have disappeared from the public eye for the past two years, we have inside information about the remarkable things she has accomplished.

To briefly mention something everyone can find online, earlier this year she intervened to rescue a critically endangered Amur leopard cub and successfully reintroduced it into the wild. This story was even featured on the most authoritative CCTV evening news channel.

[Continuing from the previous post, I'm sorry, I just can't control myself when talking about my most admired person, Shi Miao. She's incredibly amazing, practically the brightest star in our wildlife conservation field. She's so intelligent, it's like she can really understand what the animals are saying...]

Okay, I've digressed again. Anyway, during the years Shi Miao studied at this university, either Jiang Yingxu would come to pick her up after he finished his work, or she would go to Tsinghua University to see Jiang Yingxu. They wore matching couple rings from the moment they enrolled, and they were inseparable for seven years. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that Jiang Yingxu was an unofficial alumnus of our university.

The original poster replied: [Yes, they have a very good relationship.]

[What?! He's Shi Miao's boyfriend?! No way! I'm working so hard to get into the Forestry and Grassland Bureau, hoping to one day become her colleague!!!]

The original poster replied: 【I'm already married, don't even think about it.】

[Indeed, here's a response from a miserable third-year graduate student. I was accepted into the same university for graduate school, and during my undergraduate years, I often saw Jiang Yingxu and Shi Miao walking hand in hand on campus. They were dating when I enrolled, they were dating after I got accepted into graduate school, and they were still dating when I was extending my graduation!]

The original poster replied: 【I'm already married.】

[Oh my god, how come I'm hearing about this for the first time? I saw Jiang Yingxu's news before and thought he was quite handsome. But I know Shi Miao! Are there any students at Beijing Forestry University who don't know Shi Miao, this rising star in wildlife conservation? This couple is amazing! (By the way, is it okay to ship them?)]

The original poster replied: 【I'm already married.】

The original poster replied: [You can take a look at the following posts.]

Forwarded: [Did you notice what's hanging on the SM bag? Felt wool JYX. I said don't love it too much.]

[Today at the library, SM got sleepy and just snuggled up to JYX's arm and fell asleep. JYX then started writing with his left hand. Okay, okay, people who can only write with one hand don't deserve to be in a relationship.]

[I bumped into a couple from another university at the newly opened cat cafe in Ximen, you know the kind of couple. LOL, no wonder they're into BDSM, one meow and all the cats in the cafe were drawn over, I was almost buried under a mountain of cats! JYX, you dare take pictures instead of helping your wife, watch out for your family discipline when you get home!]

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[I've wanted to say this for a long time: OP, why are you so insistent on replying to everyone that you're married? So what if you're married? You can get divorced!]

System notification: [You have been banned by the original poster.]

Blocked message: [?]

Blocked message: 【???】

Blocked message: [Damn, OP, you're in such a hurry? You're not Jiang Yingxu, are you??]