Chapter 1: Diary of a Young Chuunibyou

Li Zang moved an old box out of the messy utility room and walked out of the living room carrying it.

At this moment, the living room is empty, and the mottled walls are still full of traces of life, graffiti, nail holes, scratches, black stains...

The door and windows were removed, and ventilation was provided from multiple sides, making the entire living room cool.

At the door, several movers were busy moving furniture, electrical appliances and other heavy items onto a truck.

This house has been with Li Zang for more than ten years, witnessing his growth from a teenager to a young adult, and will soon become a memory preserved in his heart.

The old residential area is being demolished, the demolition payment has been received, and the construction start date has been finalized.

The landlord received the demolition compensation and stopped renting the house.

well……

Li Zang sat against the wall, put the old box on the ground, and stroked the surface of the box with his gloved hand, wiping away the thick layer of dust covering it.

A breeze blew in through the door, raising dust that drifted out the window and drifted off into the distance along with the snowflakes. Memories immediately flooded my mind.

Li Zang looked at the box and muttered to himself, "I didn't expect that these things are still here..."

He opened the box and saw all kinds of toys piled up in a mess inside, including four-wheel drive cars, yo-yos, spinning tops, Yu-Gi-Oh cards, marbles...

These childhood toys are all Li Zang’s childhood memories.

Li Zang picked up the items one by one and placed them on the ground, his face full of nostalgia.

These two yo-yos accompanied him through years of glory.

Back then, at the first Longping District Yo-Yo Competition held at the stationery store in front of the school, he won the championship with lightning-fast strikes using both hands at the same time, becoming a popular figure in the yo-yo circles of several surrounding schools!

A spinning top with an iron block in the middle is also full of memories.

This gyroscope has a diameter of 14 centimeters and weighs 1.6 jin. It can only be pulled and rotated with an extra-long pull rod and a special hair clamp.

The two pieces of iron sandwiched in the middle are really outrageous. One piece of iron weighs half a pound, and two pieces weigh more than a pound... He was once hit on the foot by this gyroscope, and his toenails were broken on the spot, and he screamed in pain.

A modified four-wheel drive vehicle, with a head and tail that need no further explanation, standard equipment, in addition to a high-speed motor and a 3000 mAh rechargeable battery...

This four-wheel drive car is really not cheap.

Damn, how did he have the money to do this stuff back then? But now you are extremely poor? !

In addition, there are even older bundles of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, Poké Balls, marbles of various colors, and various...

Huh?

Suddenly, Li Zang's expression froze for a moment, and he saw a black notebook.

"This is... my diary?"

Li Zang's expression gradually became strange, and even when he recalled some of the contents in the diary, a strange feeling of shame began to surge in his heart!

No serious person would write a diary, so this diary was written by him when he was not serious. The content of this diary... is also not so serious.

Li Zang picked up the diary and looked at the blank space in the middle of the diary cover. There was a sentence in English written in beautiful small characters: [Forever Night to Dark Emperor]

“…”

This passage of English was originally translated into Chinese using an online translator. The meaning of this passage of English is - [The Emperor of Eternal Night and Darkness].

A strong smell of middle school student atmosphere hit me in the face, making me suffocate.

“…”

Li Zang suppressed his smile, then opened the diary. He saw the bold words written with a paintbrush on the first page. It read: [The Autobiography of the Dark Emperor of Eternal Night. It contains the supreme divine power. Anyone who peeks into it privately will be cursed by this seat and his soul will be destroyed! 】

In just a few words, the atmosphere of middle school student status overflows from the paper!

Li Zang's old face turned slightly red, and he felt a little uncomfortable.

This extremely nonsensical diary is a fantasy world constructed by his abnormal brain when he was young and suffered from the second-year syndrome.

Li Zang then turned to the second page of the diary...

The not-so-sloppy words make up a beautiful diary.

[2012, June 2, light rain.] 】

[On my way home from school, I happened to see a dog chasing a little girl next door. 】

[The more I looked at it, the more I felt something was not right. It turned out to be a demon dog. Ha, it was hiding well. Unfortunately, although I have just been reincarnated and my cultivation has only recovered one ten-thousandth of it, how could this little trick hide it from my eternal eye. 】

[I originally thought that this was the end of the world, but I didn’t expect that there were monsters. It seems that this world is not as simple as I thought. It’s interesting. 】

[The evil dog showed its vicious side and even wanted to eat people!] 】

[After all, she is someone I know in this life. Yesterday, the little girl took the initiative to give me snacks as a gift. I couldn't just sit back and watch. 】

[…I am indeed too weak. I was not able to kill the demon dog with one punch, and it escaped. 】

[But it doesn’t matter. It’s just a small monster. One ten-thousandth of my punch is enough to seriously injure it. It will take at least seven or eight years to recover from the injury. It will probably not be able to come out to harm people in the future. 】

[This little girl is difficult to deal with. I am not afraid that she will fall in love with me, but I am afraid that she is young and ignorant and can't control her mouth and talk nonsense. 】

[I am still too weak now. If I were discovered, I would definitely be caught and sliced ​​into pieces... Never mind. In consideration of your filial piety yesterday, I will not silence her. I will simply tamper with her memory and make her think that she was just being chased by an ordinary puppy. 】

[Well, as expected of me, you have thought it through...]

“Bang!”

Li Zang suddenly closed the diary, his old face burning.

It's really scary, how could he write such shameful things? Ouch, I get goosebumps!

Li Zang couldn't face his past. He even felt that his ten toes were moving, trying to dig out a three-bedroom and one-living-room house on the ground.

The birth of this diary originated from the heroic rescue of a beauty in the first diary.

At that time, the little girl next door, Shen Yuemo, was chased by a dog. He stepped forward and chased the dog away. Later, when he returned home, he recalled his heroic posture, his blood boiled, and he was inspired. Then he imagined and sublimated his own image and wrote it down.

From then on, the door to the world of middle school was opened and it was out of control.

This second-year syndrome lasted for more than two years. During this period, he always acted independently, insisting that it was not him who was embarrassed, but others.

Later, the chuunibyou syndrome ended, and things changed over time. It was his turn to be unable to look people around him in the face.

In order to avoid meeting those friends who knew about his dark history in high school, Li Zang worked hard and was admitted to a key high school in the city from a third-rate school. He even arranged for boarding and said goodbye to the past in terms of life...

Now, it all comes back to me.

That kind of memory is so... so scary!

There are three such diaries in total, all sealed in this box.

Memories of youth are always precious.

Li Zang found the other two diaries, and after much hesitation, he still didn't have the courage to open them.

So shameful.

If you watch it... don't doubt it, you will definitely not be able to sleep tonight.

Sure enough, the memories stored in our minds are the most precious, just like this house that is about to be demolished. Only by remaining in our memories can it last forever.

"Let's burn these diaries!"

Li Zang found an iron basin in the utility room, took out a lighter, and started burning the books.

Burn them, they must be burned. If other people see these diaries, the consequences will be unimaginable.

The first one.

The second one.

I have to say, when the items full of memories are burning, even the flames are unique... Wait, why did the fire turn golden! ! !

[Ding, the sacrifice was successful, congratulations to the host for binding to the Infinite Fantasy System. 】

The sudden voice suddenly sounded in his mind, which scared Li Zang.

[Ding, detecting fantasy objects bound to the host, Autobiography of the Eternal Night and Dark Emperor 1, Autobiography of the Eternal Night and Dark Emperor 2, Autobiography of the Eternal Night and Dark Emperor 3. 】

[Ding, formulate a fantasy plan...]

[Ding, the plan was formulated successfully.] 】

Before Li Zang could recover from the shock, he saw the two half-burned diaries in the brazier disappear in an instant, and the third diary in his hand also disappeared.

! ! !

Li Zang was shocked.

Ah, this...

This unrealistic magical phenomenon is enough to completely subvert the worldview of a normal adult. Li Zang's mood directly changed from astonishment to surprise, and his face was filled with uncontrollable excitement!

Did I really get the legendary system? !

As a veteran in the second dimension, how could Li Zang not know what the system is? This is the golden finger of life, this is the cheat of life, this is the direct elevator to the peak of success! ! !

Thinking of this, Li Zang slapped his thigh fiercely and said with tears of gratitude: "System, you are finally here. I have been waiting for you for twenty-three years!"

[Ding, the first diary will be published on the short video platform Douyin. For the first task, you will be given the top 1 on the first hot list... Once the popularity exceeds 100,000, the next stage can be started. 】

[Tik Tok, record your beautiful life.] 】

“…”

Li Zang heard the system's prompt clearly, his breathing stopped, and his heart stopped instantly.

“Fuck, wait, you are kidding me, right?!” Li Zang couldn’t suppress his fear and shouted, “This joke is not funny!”

There was no response from the system.

Li Zang became anxious and quickly took out his mobile phone and opened TikTok.

"Hallucinations, all hallucinations..."

The good mood just now disappeared instantly, and Li Zang now hoped that all this was an illusion caused by the recurrence of his chuunibyou!

Ah, Yamete!

Goldfinger Dad, please don't play this kind of joke on me! ! !

Li Zang opened TikTok with trembling hands, clicked the search button skillfully, and then saw a pinned short video with the title [First Release] [New] in the golden C position of TikTok's hot list.

No, no, no..."

Li Zang opened it and saw the title was [Autobiography of the Emperor of Eternal Night and Darkness 1 - Chapter 1]. The content only contained a picture, and the background music was the most popular BGM at the time.

Amid the ten-second long, blood-boiling BGM, the moment Li Zang saw the content clearly, he felt as if struck by lightning, and his head was buzzing!

This is a screenshot of a diary, and the content of the diary is exactly the first entry of the disappeared diary!

It's there, it really is!

Li Zang read it over and over again, his heart gradually sinking to the bottom of the sea.

This damn system!

Li Zang tried to communicate with the system and tried to save it, but got no response.

Li Zang wanted to report the video and delete it, but he couldn't even find the report option...

It hangs there like a bug, a bug with zero heat but more conspicuous! ! !

Is it really true that, as the system suggests, this short video will only disappear after its popularity reaches 100,000 and enters the next stage? !

However, when Li Zang thought that the popularity of his middle school diary might reach 100,000, he wanted to die!

He doesn't understand, he can't understand! !

No! ! !

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After reading this book, if you have a diary, burn it quickly [狗头][狗头][狗头]

(End of this chapter)