Chapter 126 New Diary, Eight Million Gods [Two in One]

[Ding, the eleventh diary will be published on the short video platform Douyin. If the popularity exceeds one million, the next stage will begin. ]

[Douyin, record your beautiful life~]

Li Zang had just teleported back to the northeast when a notification sounded indicating the new diary had appeared.

In the instant, he snapped his fingers and opened the sealed area covering the entire world!

Everything stops, everything stops consuming time.

The effect of this technique will not only be reflected in combat, but can also be used for other things.

After all, the time stop series was quite popular before...

Cough cough.

Li Zang opened the system version of Douyin software in his mind.

There is no way, because any technology in the real version will completely lose its function with the opening of the sealed area.

Without internet, what’s the use of APP…A system that doesn’t require internet connection is YYDs.

Li Zang looked at the contents of the diary, and then a new background music sounded.

It's not very passionate, but today's music is very unfriendly, as if it carries a strong sense of ridicule.

The diary contents are as follows:

[2012, June 14, sunny.]

[There are eight million gods in the world, all things have spirits, and wherever people go, there are gods. ]

[I observed all things in the world and found that these eight million gods have revived and are gradually becoming more and more arrogant in places that humans cannot see.]

[Humans can’t see it… This is normal. After all, not everyone is like me, with a pair of wise eyes that can see through everything in the universe. ]

[Most gods are quite weak and can be easily crushed to death by a common person, but powerful gods are quite good...]

[This emperor took the time to subdue these eight million gods, brought them under his command, and strictly implemented corporate management. ]

[Most of the taming work went smoothly, but when it came to the God of Misfortune, this emperor hit a wall. ]

[I lost money... All my meal money for the whole day disappeared for no apparent reason. My wallet, which was already not full, became even worse because of the money lost. Sigh, the more I think about it, the more heartbroken I am, and I can't breathe! ]

[This emperor, I am actually plagued by bad luck and lose money. If I tell others about this, won’t you all laugh your head off!? ]

【grass……】

[After searching for a while, this emperor finally found the God of Misfortune and had a friendly exchange with him. He conquered him. Unfortunately, the lost money can no longer be recovered.]

[If this is the price to pay for taming the God of Misfortune... I, the Emperor, accept it.]

[Today is really not a good day~]

After reading it, Li Zang let out a deep breath.

"This world is getting more and more chaotic..."

Li Zang wants to apologize to Sakura Country. The setting of this diary was indeed copied from the Shinto setting of Sakura Country...

The reason was that he watched an anime called "Cat God Eight Million" at the time, in which there was a purple-haired loli god of misfortune, and his character design pleased him...

As luck would have it, I lost my money that day.

It was such a coincidence that day, while he was looking for money, he met a little girl who was lost, and then he got a second-year syndrome...

Memories are turned on:

At the entrance of the school cafeteria.

Li Zang, a middle school student, anxiously touched his pockets and clothes pockets, then took off his shoes, pulled out the insoles, and looked at the soles.

No, no, no…nowhere.

Li Zang was confused: "Fuck, where did my twenty dollars go???"

Could it be that I forgot it at home?

No... I bought steamed buns and soy milk in the morning, and I found it when I took out the money.

Although, in the end, it was Momo who paid the bill...

But at that time, the money had not been lost yet!

Li Zang turned around and looked at Anna: "Anna, you have been following me all the time, did you pick up the money I lost?"

"???"

"Who... who has been following you? I haven't."

The young girl Anna couldn't accept that in Li Zang's mind she was a wretched person who loved to look at his butt, so she said seriously: "Li Zang... your money must have been lost."

Upon hearing this, Li Zang fell silent, his face full of heartache.

He didn't want to admit it, but he had to admit that what Anna said might be right, and the money was most likely really lost.

The most sneaky thing in the world is not being cheated by others, but having money in your pocket fall out without knowing when and where it fell.

Li Zang thought of his twenty yuan and his breathing became increasingly difficult: "Impossible, absolutely impossible. Twenty yuan is a huge sum of money. It would be very heavy if I put it in my trouser pocket while walking. If it fell, I would definitely notice it!?"

Losing money is something that everyone will experience and no one can avoid it. The only problem is the amount.

I just received this twenty yuan yesterday, it’s a lot... and it’s lost already?

Shit, I haven’t spent even a penny yet!

If he had already spent some money, even if he had bought some useless things out of a brain cramp, or had been deceived into buying products that were a waste of money, his heart would not have hurt as much as it does now!

Anna looked at the depressed face of her cheap Chinese father, then looked at the cafeteria, then took out an exquisite pink cartoon wallet from her pocket and said, "Li Zang... I'll treat you at noon, what do you want to eat?"

After saying this, Anna's face turned slightly red.

After all, they had only known each other for a short time, and she didn't have Li Zang's personality who could easily get along with anyone. She was still a little shy and embarrassed about inviting boys to dinner.

Li Zang shook his head and said in a deep voice: "I don't want to eat anymore. I have no appetite... No, I want to get the twenty yuan back."

Anna asked in confusion, "How are you going to find it?"

Li Zang, a middle school student, looked towards the school gate and said firmly, "Follow the path I took to school and search inch by inch. I don't believe I won't find it!"

Anna: “???”

Hiss, what kind of answer is this? There must be something wrong with this person's brain.

"Is it possible that it will be picked up by someone?" Anna reminded kindly.

That's money. If it falls on the ground, it will be ownerless. Once someone sees it, they will quietly step on it, then look around and find that no one is around, pick it up and put it in their pocket and take it away. Isn't this strange! ?

Anna felt that she had an obligation to remind Li Zang of the idea of ​​getting back his lost property. It had been such a long time, and the idea of ​​picking it up was really too unrealistic.

Li Zang: "...As long as there is a glimmer of hope, this emperor will not give up!"

Anna: "Are you really going to skip class?"

Li Zang nodded heavily.

Anna gasped and looked at Li Zang as if he was a weirdo: "You want to skip class just to find money you don't know where you dropped it? You...how can you have such an idea? Anna can't understand!"

Put yourself in their shoes. If you lose your money, you will definitely not go back to look for it, expecting someone to pick up the money and wait for you to return it to you. It would be better to hope that the person picks up the money and spends the money, so that you don’t curse yourself as a "sucker".

Li Zang said in a deep voice: "Is it about twenty dollars? As the saying goes, a penny can stump a hero, but a dollar can stump a hundred heroes!"

"Is this dollar still money? One dollar is a life! Twenty dollars is twenty lives! How can you just throw this money away!"

When you spend money, money is a bastard, but when you spend money in vain, money is no longer a bastard.

If it was lost money, my heart would ache!

After the middle school student Li Zang finished speaking, he no longer paid attention to Anna's repeated advice, went straight back to the classroom, picked up his schoolbag and left, and finally climbed over the wall from an empty corner of the school.

His movements were smooth and skillful throughout, and it was obvious that he was a habitual offender.

Anna followed the whole process, watching Li Zang's gradually disappearing back through the fence, with a look of confusion and a little admiration on her face.

Just go when you say so, this... is this the Chinese people's ability to take action?

She couldn't quite understand Li Zang's ability to take action on such a strange matter, but she had to admit that she really admired him.

He is worthy of being the man who dares to confess to me in the bathroom. He is still as unpredictable as ever!

Zhong Er Li Zang followed the same path he came from, searching all the way.

It's just that you can't rule out the possibility that when you're riding a bicycle, you make too big of a move and the money falls out of your pocket.

But the most likely possibility is that he put the money back into his pocket when buying breakfast, but failed to put it in, which eventually caused the money to fall out.

Li Zang arrived at the door of the breakfast shop, but after thinking about it, he still didn't dare to ask the owner of the breakfast shop whether he had picked up the twenty yuan he had dropped.

Even though I, the Emperor, have thousands of ambitions in my mind, I still have to care about my reputation!

Li Zang, a middle school student, shook his head and finally gave up the unrealistic idea of ​​getting his twenty yuan back.

"I have looked for it, but I couldn't find it. This emperor has tried his best..."

The middle school student Li Zang sat on a chair on the side of the street, doubting his life.

My stomach is growling.

Oh, if I had known earlier, I would have given Anna a chance to treat me to a meal. Face is nothing, at least I won’t go hungry.

Suddenly, Zhong Er heard a shrill cry coming from far away.

Not long after, the person who made the crying sound came out from the corner of the alley. She was a little girl about four or five years old, at the age when she loved to play, make noise and cry.

Crying and calling for mom...

Li Zang, a middle school student, crossed his legs and watched the little girl walk towards him. As she got closer and closer, he shouted calmly, "Hey, little brat, what are you howling about?"

"I...I lost my mother!"

The little girl didn't dare to greet people actively. When she saw someone paying attention to her, she mustered up the courage and asked Li Zang, "Brother, have you seen my mother?"

"Your mother is missing, so you can go home and look for her first, just in case you find her."

"I...I'm lost."

Li Zang thought to himself, "As expected," but said calmly on the surface, "I only lost my money, but you lost yourself... your mother. You are much more miserable than me. Do you want me to help you find it back?"

If you lose money you can’t find it because someone picked it up. If you lose your mom you can’t find her?

Hearing this, the little girl blinked her tearful eyes: "Ah? Is it okay?"

"I am quite free right now. It's OK. But if you want me to help you, I will charge you."

The life motto of Chuunibyou Li Zang is - things that are not related to Chuunibyou are not important things, and time spent on them requires corresponding hourly wages.

The little girl said weakly: "I...I don't have any money."

“I don’t have any money…”

Li Zang stared at the little girl's small bag and asked, "Is there anything to eat? I'm hungry."

The little girl looked at her backpack, thought about her lost mother, and finally gritted her teeth and took out a lollipop from her bag.

"Brother, if you eat my candy, you must help me find my mother. Don't lie to me."

Li Zang, a middle school student, snatched the lollipop and said with great pride, "This emperor has always been a man of integrity. I will never break my promise when I take money from others to help them get rid of disasters."

…

…

When Li Zang recalled this, his expression was filled with shame.

If someone helps a lost child, not only can they not get any compensation from the child, they may even have to pay out of their own pocket.

You have to buy all kinds of snacks, small breads, small toys and the like.

He is so good, he can really take advantage of the little kid. Even though it's just a lollipop, it's really so showy that it makes my scalp tingle.

Li Zang didn't know if he would meet that little girl again after the replay.

If you encounter this, I won’t choose strawberry flavor next time. If I choose again, I’d choose green apple flavor.

Li Zang looked at the diary again, thinking about the settings in it.

In particular, the setting of the gods of Sakura Country Shinto was borrowed.

This setting is really outrageous. Once these terrifying numbers of gods appear in the world, perhaps the changes will go far beyond just life.

Maybe even everything in life will change.

For him, the changes may not be too obvious. After all, he has enough strength to suppress all changes.

But for ordinary people and ordinary practitioners, this is an earth-shaking impact.

The so-called "eight million gods" of the Sakura Country are actually not a real number, but an imaginary number. It does not mean that there are only eight million gods in the world. The number may be far more than that!

In the Shinto setting of Sakura Country, all things have spirits. Every flower, grass, and tree in nature can give birth to a spirit. Conceptual objects also have spirits, and objects made by humans may give birth to spirits.

These spirits can all be called gods.

However, the strength of these gods varies greatly. Some powerful gods possess terrifying power. They may not be able to change the world, but they can easily change the weather.

Weak gods are very weak. Some gods may not even be able to defeat a mouse...

In addition, various evil gods and ghosts will appear together.

Li Zang looked at the modification card in his system package, hesitating whether to use it here.

If the appearance of the sword spirit is still controlled by human selection, then the appearance of eight million gods is not controllable.

In particular, the emergence of the evil god may bring about earth-shaking changes to the living environment of mankind.

Just think about it, when you open your eyes every morning, you see a quilt god pressing you down, then he greets you with a smile and says, "Today is a good day, it's time to bask in the sun. My body is covered with mites that are invisible to human eyes."

This kind of sleep paralysis would probably scare people to the point of doubting their lives.

At this time, the mite spirit will say fiercely on your face: "Quilt God, I advise you not to meddle in other people's business! Do you believe that I will bite holes all over your face?!"

The legendary facehugger, are you afraid of it?!

Sometimes, when you get home at night and open the door, the lights flicker and the tables, chairs and benches all jump over to greet you...Isn't it scary? !

If this isn't creepy, then what about the toilet god and the mirror god?

Eight million gods...

Hiss, the demons are dancing wildly!!!

When I woke up this morning, my daughter was much better, and I resumed my normal updates... Well, my vacation is over [sad~]

(End of this chapter)