My Cringey Chuunibyou Diary Got Exposed

Li Zang found the diary he wrote as a teenager suffering from chuunibyou (eighth-grader syndrome).

Filled with shame, he just wanted to burn it—until a damn system hijacked it and uploaded ...

Chapter 159: Losing everything but his pants...

Chapter 159: Losing everything but his pants...

Although Li Zang was confused, he expressed his happiness about the situation.

It’s better not to quarrel. Everyone can be harmonious and live a comfortable life.

Oh my, even Shen Yuemo and the sword spirit of Tianyuan Sword didn't quarrel with each other when they met. This situation makes people feel happy just watching it.

Li Zang looked at the four people playing mahjong together, and they were obviously calm and peaceful. He said happily: "Well, how about letting me play a few rounds?"

When the little god of misfortune heard this, he immediately stood up and gave way: "Li Zang, come quickly and help me get back my position."

Of course she knew that she could not beat the other three. It was not because of the difference in strength. At their level, photographic memory was standard and it was easy for them to master mahjong.

She lost because she was just unlucky.

If you have bad luck when playing mahjong, no matter how good your skills are, it will be useless.

But luck is something that the unlucky little god has never had...

If there wasn't one person missing, she wouldn't even touch it!

hateful……

After watching Li Zang sit down, True Lu Tian Xie Huang pushed the mahjong tiles into the automatic shuffle slot and said slowly, "Let's talk about the rules first. You are not allowed to cheat by any means, and you are not allowed to use any sensory abilities. Otherwise, there will be no point in playing this game."

Li Zang nodded, indicating that there was no problem.

"I, AM the God of Gamblers, am online. Why would I need to cheat? I only need to use 1% of my strength and I will be able to kill you without leaving a single piece of armor behind."

True Lutian Xiehuang said with a smile: "If you really have that ability, then don't keep it. It's not impossible to let you have enough fun."

Huh?

“Ahem.”

Li Zang coughed twice to hide his embarrassment, but deep down, the desire to win suddenly came up.

Shen Yuemo glared at Zhen Lutian Xie Huang with a red face and said, just play cards, why are you talking nonsense!

You can take off your clothes if you want, but I won’t!

Not only will I not take it off, you are not allowed to take it off either!

A smile appeared on the corner of Zhen Lutian Xiehuang's mouth, and his red eyes were full of laughter.

This life-and-death game of mahjong lasted for more than an hour, but there were not many rounds, only ten.

But the outcome of the battle has reached the most critical moment.

True Lu Tian Xie Huang kept his word and really took off his clothes, but he took off Li Zang's clothes...

At this moment, Li Zang had lost everything except his underwear.

The wind is cold and whistling.

Li Zang had an autistic expression on his face.

He was very depressed because everything was so weird from the beginning to the end. He didn't know if it was because he was sitting in the position of the unlucky god and inherited the bad luck of the unlucky god. He never got a good hand from the beginning to the end.

Every time he is dealt a bad hand, and since he cannot cheat, he can only be abused.

AM The God of Gamblers was badly abused.

In ten games, he lost all his chips in the first six.

In the seventh inning, a coat.

Inning 8, shirt.

Ninth inning, pants.

This game was a life-and-death game for Li Zang. If he lost, it would be all over.

Li Zang looked at the cards in his hand. Halfway through the game, he was just waiting for a card. Although he was waiting for three cards, the number was so small that he couldn't turn the tables. In a trance, it seemed as if the word "miserable" was engraved on the cards.

He heard the laughter of the God of Bad Luck coming from behind him.

Little bad luck god, please stay away from me at the critical moment!

You have misjudged the cards!

Hiss, which one should I play? I feel like every one of them is dangerous...

Otherwise, why not just give up Hu and let him play defense?

No, it's rare that he's finally going to win, so he has to win this time no matter what, otherwise where will he save his face?

Li Zang glanced at the discarded cards of the other three players, hesitated and thought again and again, and finally gritted his teeth and decisively threw away the dangerous card he had just touched.

"One tube!"

The moment Li Zang fired a shot, he immediately saw three smiling faces suddenly appearing.

Oh shit!

This scene seems familiar!

He felt a chill running from the base of his tail straight to the top of his head, and subconsciously reached out to take back the tube in front of him: "I threw it to the wrong place, I threw it to the wrong place."

"Don't play dirty."

Shen Yuemo slapped the back of Li Zang's hand, then pushed away her own cards: "Win."

True Lu Tian Xie Huang silently pushed his cards away and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that even a single hanging card would encounter a free-for-all."

The corner of Li Zang's mouth twitched, and then he looked at the spirit of the Tianyuan Sword.

The spirit of the Tianyuan Sword gave an apologetic smile and pushed his cards away: "I'm sorry, Master, I lost too."

Why did he push the cards? He could have shown mercy to the Little God of Unlucky, but why did he have to kill Li Zang?

The spirit of Tianyuan Sword had something in her mind but didn't dare to say it directly to her master's face, and she also wanted to see what her master had hidden.

Li Zang was calm at this time. There was no difference between losing one company and losing three companies. It would be bankruptcy anyway.

Underwear...sorry!

The little god of misfortune was standing behind Li Zang. He felt very sorry for Li Zang at the moment. It was so miserable, so miserable, even more miserable than himself. He was defeated three times with one shot and almost lost everything.

well……

Li Zang is really useless and cannot be relied upon.

In the end, Li Zang's underwear was not taken off, but the price was the signing of several unequal treaties.

There weren't any excessive conditions, just some very common ones.

For example, no matter where you go or what you do every day, they don't ask, but you always have to go home at night. If you can't go home, you have to explain where you have been.

Also, eat at least one meal a day at home.

You can take it in the morning, afternoon or evening.

The last condition is to set aside at least one day a week to stay at home and play games with them.

As for what to play... I don’t know.

╮(ω)╭

There is no coercion in this matter; it is purely a mutual consent.

Li Zang did not think these conditions were difficult to meet, so he agreed to them all readily.

It's always better than having your underwear stripped off in public...

This mahjong game ended with Li Zang and Xiao Suishen's miserable defeat.

In the afternoon, around three o'clock.

Li Zang came out of his house and came to Tongtian River (reservoir), then opened the space gate leading to the top of the center of the reservoir and headed to Tianhuang Continent.

Tianhuang Continent is Zhao Lingtian’s hometown. It is also a transit station between the Mountain and Sea World and the Dongyuan Immortal Realm.

One world, which serves as a transit station for three worlds at the same time, undoubtedly illustrates the vastness and potential of this world.

The spiritual energy here is quite abundant.

Li Zang stood at Tongtian River and watched. He opened the Eye of Eternity and saw Zhao Lingtian, who lived a life of eating raw meat and drinking blood in the world of mountains and seas.

Zhao Lingtian was holding a wooden stick in front of the fire, with a piece of meat stuck on the end of the stick. As the flames burned, the meat made a "squeaking" sound as the fat burned.

A rich meaty aroma was wafting from the meat.

It smells good. It’s really good.

However, Zhao Lingtian looked calm.

Anyone who has lived alone in a dangerous place for ten years would become as taciturn as he is now, with little interest in anything.

In fact, there is a solution to this problem. You just need to find a place to practice in seclusion.

If you focus on practicing, you will forget the passage of time in the pleasure of practice, and the days will pass especially quickly.

but……

It’s not that Zhao Lingtian doesn’t want to find a place to retreat, but the danger level in the mountain and sea world is too high. If he is not careful and vigilant, he might die without even knowing how he died.

As for retreat, forget it.

Zhao Lingtian now doesn’t dare to stay in one place for a long time, for fear of being found and killed by the powerful creatures in the mountain and sea world.

Changing residence every few days is a common occurrence for him.

"When will days like this end?"

Zhao Lingtian sighed and missed the days when he fished by the Tongtian River. Although he was stuck at a bottleneck and could not make any progress at that time, and was very upset, at least he was not bored.

From time to time, someone would come to discuss fishing experiences with me, and there would always be a few good friends who would come to have a drink with me.

It would be like now, all alone...

It's so uncomfortable.

"It's better not to ascend at all!"

"You made your own choice, Lao Zhao."

"Yes, this is the path I chose myself. I will keep going even if I have to kneel down... Hmm? Am I so lonely that I can even talk to myself?"

Zhao Lingtian thought he was hallucinating, but when he looked up again, he saw a familiar figure.

This is……

When Zhao Lingtian saw Li Zang, he immediately recalled the invincible figure that was deeply imprinted in the depths of his brain!

Go against the will of heaven, and it is the will of heaven from the upper realm.

That's not a human being, that's a God! ! !

"Emperor!"

Zhao Lingtian stood up and bowed towards Li Zang with a respectful look on his face.

Li Zang casually cut a stone flat, sat down, and then picked up the barbecue that Zhao Lingtian had thrown into the fire and started grilling it again. At the same time, he looked at Zhao Lingtian and said softly: "Long time no see, it seems that your life is quite boring."

The higher the world, the faster time flows.

The speed of time flow in the Mountain and Sea World is quite exaggerated, even faster than that in the Tianhuang Continent. After a quick calculation, it is estimated that almost ten years have passed since the last time they parted on Zhao Lingtian's side.

Zhao Lingtian smiled bitterly: "Yes... it's really boring. I never thought that I would live such an old age. It's so miserable!"

Having not spoken to anyone for ten years, Zhao Lingtian couldn't stop once he started talking. He kept chatting with Li Zang about all kinds of things, as long as he couldn't stop talking.

After half an hour of blabbering, Li Zang could no longer bear it and interrupted Zhao Lingtian's random chatter: "Why do you talk so much? Are you crazy?"

Zhao Lingtian: "... Ahem, sorry, Emperor, I'm old and talkative, please forgive me."

"fine."

"I'm just too lonely. I haven't talked to anyone in a long time. It turns out I'm really bored."

Li Zang asked in confusion, "Isn't this the life you long for? You have the opportunity to continue to become stronger. The spiritual energy here is even richer, and the exotic beasts all over the mountains and seas are excellent resources. Your cultivation level has increased by two small realms in two years. I think you must have enjoyed a lot."

Li Zang still remembers that Zhao Lingtian was determined to break through and reach a higher level. For this reason, he even waited by the Tongtian River for many years just to catch a strange beast from the mountains and seas and use food supplements to break through his limits.

how? It's only been ten years, but the mentality has changed.

Old Zhao, you have changed.

Is this happening too fast?

For practitioners, shouldn't it be like living in the mountains without sun or moon, with a hundred years to pass in the blink of an eye?

Zhao Lingtian sighed and said, "It was fine at the beginning, but as time went by, I gradually realized that this was very different from what I imagined."

“It turns out that loneliness is really hard to bear~”

Li Zang: “…”

"Can't you find a place to hide and practice?"

Zhao Lingtian sighed, "I would like to, but there are too many strange beasts in the mountains and seas here, some flying in the sky, some in the water, some running on the ground, and some even burrowing in the ground... There is no truly quiet place at all!"

"Among them, there are some creatures with extremely strange means, and they are very good at tracking. If you stay in one place for a long time, you will be targeted by them. If you make a mistake, you will be besieged. How can I dare to practice in peace?"

Li Zang nodded in understanding.

Although Zhao Lingtian made a breakthrough, he only broke through the upper limit of the Tianhuang Continent. The upper limit of the Tianhuang Continent can only be regarded as a lower-middle level in the Mountain and Sea World.

With such strength in the world of mountains and seas, although one can survive without worrying about his life as long as he survives, it is definitely not enough to do whatever he wants.

The strange beasts in the mountains and seas do not become stronger by practicing cultivation. Most of them become stronger by devouring other creatures, so they are extremely active, just like an extremely active and complex food chain.

The so-called safe nest is something that only top creatures are worthy of possessing.

Under normal circumstances, the nests of weak creatures would easily be attacked by other powerful creatures.

It is not so difficult to understand why Zhao Lingtian chose to live a wandering life.

Zhao Lingtian asked, "Emperor, why are you here?"

"I'm going to Dongyuan Immortal Realm. It's a good opportunity to take you with me. Lao Zhao, are you interested in accompanying me?"

Li Zang is no longer afraid of being defeated by Dongyuan Tiandao. After obtaining the power of annihilation, he officially possesses the power to crush Dongyuan Xianjie Tiandao.

The power of annihilation alone is enough to defeat the Dongyuan Immortal Realm.

Not to mention, he also has other means, such as... the Riding Heaven Holy Body, ahem, okay, actually it's the Controlling Heaven Holy Body.

However, the function of the Holy Body of Controlling Heaven could actually be more accurately called "Riding the Sky".

"Emperor...are you serious?" Zhao Lingtian looked incredulous.

Zhao Lingtian had not forgotten how they fled from the Dongyuan Immortal Realm in a panic... Well, he was the only one who was in a panic...

The Emperor was not in a mess at all. Not only that, before running away, he punched Tiandao so hard that he screamed.

He still remembers the grace of that punch vividly.

"Emperor, are you sure about this?"

Zhao Lingtian believed that Li Zang must know how powerful the Heavenly Dao of the Dongyuan Immortal Realm was, and he would definitely not come to kick someone without being fully prepared.

You must be sure to do this!

Li Zang nodded confidently: "Of course, how can I let you lose your life?"

"Well……"

Zhao Lingtian didn’t know that there was a word on Earth called “setting a flag”, but that didn’t stop him from feeling a chill on his back.

As the saying goes, when the gods fight, the devils suffer.

Zhao Lingtian was very worried that the Emperor was fighting with the Heavenly Dao, and that he, a small figure, would be implicated.

In a battle of that level, even the slightest aftermath would be enough to kill him three to five thousand times in an instant!

"Relax, even if you die, I can save you." Li Zang comforted him, "You should know that if you can watch a battle of my level, it will be enough for you to benefit greatly."

This time, he was going to the Dongyuan Immortal Realm to settle the little grudge between him and the Heavenly Dao of the Dongyuan Immortal Realm.

After settling those grudges, if Zhao Lingtian wanted to live in the Dongyuan Immortal Realm, that was up to him.

Anyway, as long as there is no entanglement with the laws of nature, Zhao Lingtian should be able to live a comfortable life.

When Zhao Lingtian heard this, he was immediately interested.

yes……

Watching strong people fight will definitely help your own practice.

Ten years ago, he benefited a lot from watching the battle between Li Zang and the ancestor of Dongyuan Sect. This benefit was reflected in his state of mind. When he saw a higher scenery, his horizons would be broadened, his mind would be open, and his practice speed would be accelerated.

Moreover, imperceptibly, the practice method will gradually adjust itself and move closer to [perfection].

Observe the strengths of all schools and integrate your own martial arts into one.

This way of learning and growing is applicable in any world.

This is indeed a great opportunity... others want it but don't have it yet.

Zhao Lingtian thought of this and nodded heavily: "Okay, Emperor, I am willing to go with you."

(End of this chapter)