My Cringey Chuunibyou Diary Got Exposed

Li Zang found the diary he wrote as a teenager suffering from chuunibyou (eighth-grader syndrome).

Filled with shame, he just wanted to burn it—until a damn system hijacked it and uploaded ...

Chapter 2 Unparalleled sense of shame!

Chapter 2 Unparalleled sense of shame!

Today, when Douyin users opened the Douyin world that records their beautiful lives...all netizens who clicked on the search page would see a strange pinned item on the hot list.

After opening it, the content is a picture, which contains a photo of a handwritten diary. There are not many words, only two or three hundred. You can see the content clearly after zooming in.

This bizarre short video quickly aroused heated discussion among netizens.

As we all know, the more likes and replies a comment on Douyin has, the higher it will be ranked... and generally speaking, the higher it is ranked, the more stupid it is.

"I, the Dark Emperor of Eternal Night, this is my darkest (middle school) moment [dog head] [dog head] [dog head]"

"Emperor Puliang: You're taking my C position, don't I have any dignity?"

"I also had these second-year thoughts when I was young, but you dared to write it down in a diary, publish it, and even buy trending searches. I respect you as a real man..."

"I was chased by a dog before. It was very fierce. I am now wondering if it was a dog demon (.‵)!"

"I only have one ten-thousandth of my power, but I can't even kill a dog demon. I'm so angry (▼皿▼#)!"

"It's actually a dog demon. No wonder my eyes hurt. Hiss, it's so terrifying!"

"Little girl, giving snacks on Children's Day can save your life... I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter, hahahaha!"

"By the way, why is this short video always at the top of the hot recommendations?"

“This kind of thing can even be ranked first on the list? Spending a huge amount of money on trending searches just to make yourself socially obliterated? Please forgive me for laughing like a pig!”

"Hahahaha! xswl! The guy who wrote this diary is definitely no older than a junior high school student!"

"Wow, the popularity is rising so fast! It has more than 10,000 likes in a short time!"

“Already 30,000 likes…”

"Can any great god tell me who the author of the diary is?"

“Come on, come on! Everyone, please find out this author and make him socially obliterated! Hahahaha!”

"Fuck, I feel so bad for this author"

"Hmm... There isn't much useful information in this diary. Not only is there no city name, but no name appears at all. Otherwise, we would definitely be able to find the author."

"Don't worry. If he dares to post it again and make it a hot topic, we will definitely have a chance to uncover his true identity!"

“…”

Li Zang sat in the empty room, looking at the comments netizens made about the diary, clutching his chest tightly, feeling the sadness in silence.

It turns out that the heart really hurts! ! !

Although it is just a middle school diary with no nutritional value, most people would just glance at it and smile and pass it by. There are very few netizens who would actually stop to like or comment on it.

However, this short video is on the list. With the terrifying number of pushes, the number of likes and comments has accumulated and is even growing rapidly.

In just half an hour, the number of likes exceeded 30,000 and the number of comments exceeded 2,000.

As the popularity rises, the style of the comments is getting more and more bizarre... The beginning was okay, basically just jokes and complaints.

But the comments further down the page become more hurtful.

In modern society, there are too many keyboard warriors with nothing to do. Some malicious people even started to mock, verbally and personally attack this middle school diary.

Some people used sarcastic words to mock him for spending money to buy trending searches just to let the world read this meaningless middle school diary, which is really eye-catching.

Li Zang was so angry when he saw these malicious comments about himself that he almost got angry due to his middle school syndrome.

What's wrong with chuunibyou? ? It's obviously this world that's wrong! ! !

If you have the guts, report it!

Can you find the reporting option? !

If you can make this diary disappear, I would thank you!

Li Zang refreshed the page, and within a short while, the number of likes and comments increased again.

hiss……

The good news is that it won’t be long before the popularity reaches 100,000 and we enter the next stage. Then we will know what this system is up to.

The bad news is that he may not be far from social death.

As one netizen commented - if I dare to continue posting my diary, sooner or later more information will be exposed.

This is indeed true.

Since this damn system took away his three diaries, it will definitely not expose only this one. As more and more diaries are exposed, it is only a matter of time before his identity is exposed.

With each entry in the diary being more shameful and immature than the last, he would, under the spotlight of the public, deeply understand what it meant to be alive while others were already dead...

Just imagining that scene made Li Zang feel horrified and chilled.

TM, the heartache is getting worse again!

"Young boss, all the things have been loaded. Where should we send them?" A moving master shouted at the door, asking Li Zang for the delivery address.

Li Zang put the phone in his pocket and walked out of the house, handing over a cigarette while saying, "Master, warehouse No. 29, South Gate of Jin Road, just knock on the door when you get there. I've already explained everything."

"It's too cold. Forget about the cigarettes. I can't tell whether it's smoking or taking a puff."

"Little boss, what about the shipping fee?"

The moving master looked expectant.

Are you still going out to work in this cold weather because you love it?

No, it's because of money.

Li Zang: "Pay on delivery."

In fact, most of the furniture and appliances in the house have been used for many years and are old. Li Zang does not plan to use them anymore, so he borrows a warehouse from a friend to store the goods first, then picks out some of the more commemorative items, and gives the rest directly to friends.

Li Zang sent the moving master away and was about to go back to the house to continue checking the data when suddenly, a soft voice came from the side.

"Little Zang-ge?"

Li Zang turned around following the voice and saw a beautiful woman wearing snow boots and a baggy white down jacket, almost curled up into a ball, with her little face red from the cold, looking at him with a smile.

"Momo?"

Li Zang probably recognized the girl from her facial features as his former neighbor Shen Yuemo, but he hadn't seen her for a long time and the girl had changed so much that he was a little reluctant to recognize her.

The main thing is that Shen Yuemo has become too beautiful now... Her skin is as white as snow, and her face is delicate and pure, like a fairy walking out of a painting!

Shen Yuemo was quite cute before, but I never thought that she would become so beautiful after growing up.

Shen Yuemo heard the response and said in surprise: "Brother Xiaozang, it's really you, long time no see~"

Li Zang looked at Shen Yuemo's pretty smiling face and was immediately confused and a little nervous.

Ah, we haven’t seen each other for so many years, don’t you feel strange at all?

Li Zang said shyly: "Yes...it's been a long time, almost ten years."

Shen Yuemo's family moved away a long time ago, and I haven't seen them since the move. I once heard gossip from the neighbors that Uncle Shen made a fortune, so the whole family moved to the capital.

Shen Yuemo put his hands in his pockets and took the initiative to invite: "Brother Xiaozang, can you walk with me? I haven't been back for a long time, and I want to go around."

"That's fine, no problem."

Li Zang immediately put the matter of the system out of his mind. Anyway, there was nothing else to do except watching the data grow, feeling both hopeful and upset.

It is indeed worthwhile to chat more with childhood playmates, old classmates, and old neighbors who you meet again after a long separation.

Putting aside other things, just for the stunning beauty of my childhood sweetheart, I can treat you to dinner tonight.

But I have to admit, I was a little nervous and even my speech was a little incoherent.

Li Zang asked, "So... where do you want to go?"

Shen Yuemo noticed Li Zang's stuttering way of speaking, and walked up to Li Zang as if she had seen something new, her big eyes sparkling with surprise: "Brother Zang, you stuttered for several consecutive sentences, are you really shy?"

Li Zang touched the back of his head. As a 1.80 meter tall guy, he felt a little embarrassed.

As the saying goes, every encounter in this world is a beautiful reunion after a long separation.

After being solo for 23 years, Li Zang said that he never expected to have such a beautiful childhood sweetheart.

A little bit of nervousness is necessary.

Shen Yuemo smiled and said teasingly: "How magical, my impression of you when I was a child is still that you are always fearless, right, my almighty God·Emperor~"

Li Zang's smile froze on his face in an instant, as if his soul was on the verge of leaving his body, and his mind went blank.

His Majesty the God Emperor...

Your Majesty...

His Majesty……

Down……

Li Zang's defense was broken and he was no longer nervous: "Fuck, you still remember these things!"

"Of course I remember it. I will never forget it for the rest of my life."

Shen Yuemo was like a little devil possessed, smiling voluptuously, and shouted playfully: "Emperor, Your Majesty, Lord Throne, I have always wanted to see you again!"

Shame, so fucking shame!

Li Zang felt a sense of shame like a raging wave, surging over him. He wished he could find a crack in the ground and crawl into it right now!

At the end of the moon...

Your mouth is like a drawn sword. As soon as you meet someone, you stab them in the heart with your sword!

Li Zang was trembling all over, feeling that the weather in the Northeast was indeed a bit cold. The cold wind was chilling to the bone.

Li Zang said in a trembling voice: "You remember everything. You actually remember everything."

"goodbye!"

Li Zang turned around and prepared to escape.

"Wait a minute!"

Shen Yuemo quickly grabbed Li Zang, but when she saw Li Zang's resentful expression, she couldn't help but chuckle and burst into laughter again.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Childhood is beautiful, full of the purest and simplest happiness.

Shen Yuemo could never forget the little self who always followed Li Zang around, and who was still a little childish even in elementary school.

Li Zang at that time was very interesting and easy to please. As long as she went along with Li Zang's middle school syndrome and said a few words full of middle school sentiment, she would be able to get Li Zang to take her out to play.

She can always rely on her intuition to accurately grasp Li Zang's innermost desires and knows how to make Li Zang happy.

Looking back on it now, I feel so ashamed.

But, there are people who are more ashamed than me!

Really good.

Li Zang said painfully: "...Don't laugh anymore. If you laugh again, do you believe that I will really leave you and go away immediately!?"

(End of this chapter)