My Cringey Chuunibyou Diary Got Exposed

Li Zang found the diary he wrote as a teenager suffering from chuunibyou (eighth-grader syndrome).

Filled with shame, he just wanted to burn it—until a damn system hijacked it and uploaded th...

Chapter 217 I won’t give in!

Chapter 217 I won’t give in!

There will always be some magical changes in the diaries of middle school students, but not all diaries will be changed to a very large extent.

For example, for a diary like the one I have now, the changes will not be that big.

Because of restrictive conditions.

For example, if the person who took Momo away is a family member, then there will basically be no monsters or ghosts.

This is considered the most normal diary entry, but... it is the most hurtful, which is infuriating.

Li Zang returned to reality. The first thing he did was to turn off his phone, and then he disappeared on the spot with a teleportation.

He had already sensed that Shen Yuemo was approaching him. If he didn't run now, when would he run?

No, I must not be blocked by Shen Yuemo at this moment, otherwise, according to the stubborn nature of that villain, he will definitely stab me with a knife with a smile. If I really stay here, my toes will be scratched to pieces today!

Run, run quickly!

For at least a week, he didn't want to see Shen Yuemo's face!

Li Zang just teleported away, and the next second, the door was pushed open, and Shen Yuemo's little head poked in.

"Brother Emperor, come out and wash the sky with blood~"

"Hey, people?"

Shen Yuemo looked around but didn't see Li Zang. After thinking about it carefully, he immediately knew what was going on and smiled unhappily.

Good guy, if you are so shy, then don’t post your diary. It is for people to see if it is posted.

This is really a contradiction.

Shen Yuemo shook his head and laughed, then took out his cell phone and called Li Zang.

But a woman's voice came from the other end of the phone, saying "The user's phone is turned off."

Boy, did you predict my prediction? ? ?

As expected of me, he is my man. He really understands me.

"Where will you hide..."

"Hometown? Or did he go out to have fun..."

Shen Yuemo muttered slowly, thinking seriously in his heart where Li Zang would go, wanting to catch him.

Yes, you can't run away.

This is such a good opportunity. If I don’t spend a few days and nights chatting about life, how can I express my feelings?

Of course I have to chase her~

Li Zang guessed that Shen Yuemo might come to arrest him, so he did not go to any place Shen Yuemo knew, but went directly to the Cthulhu world.

The current Momo is no longer the newbie she used to be. The earth is not big enough for her to travel around, so if she wants to run, it’s better for her to run far away.

It just so happened that Li Zang had some things to do. He had spent too many fantasy coins recently, and only had 30 million left. He was really a little nervous.

Need to work hard to make money~

The gate to the Cthulhu world is currently being guarded by the saint of the Qilin clan, the First Qilin.

When the ancient saint appears, even the top creatures in the Cthulhu mythology world tremble in fear and dare not step out of the door at will.

Li Zang brought Yuan Feng and appeared in front of the gate of the Cthulhu world.

Shi Qilin was originally calm and composed, but the moment he saw Li Zang, his whole body trembled.

Oh shit, why is this big guy here! ?

Yuan Feng flew down from Li Zang's shoulder, transformed into a human form, and then said, "Xiao Shi, come and meet my master!"

Shi Qilin didn't need Yuan Feng to speak. The moment he saw Li Zang, he came to Li Zang and flattered him, "Master Saint, why are you here?"

"I want to go inside and hang out for a few days."

Shi Qilin said seriously: "Master Saint, Xiao Shi is willing to accompany you, pour tea and water for you along the way, and serve you like a slave~"

Li Zang said with a strange look on his face: "You are a saint, isn't this a bit bad? You are quite good, there is no need to be so humble and submissive. I don't mind if you can be a little arrogant."

The Cthulhu world appeared in the primitive land. Although the creatures there were strong, they certainly could not pose any threat to the saints.

However, the first Qilin was able to take the initiative to undertake such boring tasks as guarding the gate to the Cthulhu world.

I have to say, this is very responsible.

This dog... this Qilin is pretty good, you can give it a higher regard.

Shi Qilin wagged his tail, grinned and said, "What you said is true. I will always be your younger brother~"

Are you kidding? It's not stupid.

It’s not like it doesn’t know how Hongjun died.

The last arrogant one had grass three meters high on his grave, so he would not be confused on key issues.

Such self-awareness stunned Yuan Feng.

Oh my, are you so decisive?

You are so good at this!

Yuan Feng said, "Brother, you don't have to force yourself. My master is a very kind person and won't bother with you."

It's a rare opportunity to work with Li Zang. This is a great chance to get along with him and improve his favorability.

Li Zang glanced at them and said, "No one of you needs to follow me. I can do it alone."

"Yuan Feng, wait for me here."

There's no point in following. Pets will only affect my skills in drawing the sword and killing monsters.

After Li Zang finished speaking, he ignored the reactions of the two and directly flashed into the Cthulhu world.

The Cthulhu world is an extremely huge world, and it can even be said to be an extremely huge universe.

Some of these creatures are of incredible size, some are even as big as a star.

Their existence is extremely strange, some of them don't even have physical entities, but exist in the world as some kind of concept. As long as the concept is immortal, they are immortal.

Unfortunately, they encountered the even more terrifying Li Zang.

Li Zangke is too strong. In his eyes, there is nothing that cannot be killed.

As long as there is health, the air can do it!

This trip took three days...

Li Zang originally wanted to stay for a few more days, trying to wait until the next diary came out and the world would forget the contents of his socially unacceptable diary. However, he never expected that the creatures in the Cthulhu world could be killed without restriction, and in less than three days, they were basically cleared out...

Li Zang gained a lot from this trip. He killed so many monsters that the blood flowed like a river. Wherever he passed, no grass grew and all things were destroyed!

He can shatter the stars with just his fists and destroy everything with his divine body.

All the demons and monsters were smashed to pieces in an instant! ! !

Li Zang earned more than 100 million fantasy coins in total.

"What a sin! We killed so many Cthulhu weird creatures. It will take them years to recover."

"What a sin! What a sin~"

Li Zang returned home and found that no one was at home.

Could it be that I had been away from home for too long, and everyone thought something had happened to me, so they went out to look for me?

Li Zang opened his eyes of eternity and looked down upon everything in the world.

Then he saw it.

It turned out that Momo took them back to her home in Beijing for vacation.

At this time, they were huddled on a bed playing poker.

Well, the serious poker.

Li Zang took a careful look and found that, as expected, the Little Unlucky God was still the most unlucky one, having lost everything he had.

Yes, the real one...

The unlucky little god was trembling with fear after losing.

Next was the Sword Spirit of Tianyuan Sword, who lost everything except his underwear.

hiss……

Although Li Zang knew that his gaze would not be discovered by the True Lu Tian Xie Huang, but it seemed that such peeping was still not very human.

Forget it, the worst that can happen is that I will just stop being a human being. Just watch for a while longer.

Four people are playing a game of running fast. Whoever has not finished running out of cards in his hand loses.

Judging from the results, it was a massacre.

The winner was Zhen Lu Tian Xie Huang, followed by Shen Yue Mo. The chips in front of the two were piled up like a mountain, and on top of the chips there were several pieces of clothes stripped from their opponents.

"Tsk tsk, with this card, God is going to kill you!"

Shen Yuemo held a good hand in his hand, and with a sly smile on his face, he swept across the underwear of Tianyuan Sword Spirit...

Hehe, just wait and see if I strip you naked and you’re done!

The spirit of Tianyuan Sword looked at his cards, cold sweat almost dripping from his forehead.

All the chips have been lost, and all the clothes are about to be gone.

What is left? Nothing.

The unlucky little man looked at his cards with a bitter face, feeling a little overwhelmed.

This is another bad hand.

If she continues to lose, what else can she lose! ?

What else does she have to lose? ? ?

The little god of misfortune looked at his clean body and felt melancholy.

If she loses again, she will lose herself.

"I... my cards are really bad... Can I just surrender?" said the little unlucky god with a bitter face.

"Sure, if you surrender you lose half, but what else do you have to lose?" Shen Yuemo said with a smile.

"What do you want?"

"I want you~"

“Wuwuwu…”

The little god of misfortune found that Shen Yuemo's gaze was a little presumptuous, as if he was admiring him, which was a little creepy.

"You already have Li Zang."

Shen Yuemo's smile gradually disappeared, and with a dark face, he said dimly, "I don't know where that guy has gone to fool around again. He can't be found, and he doesn't answer the phone. He just disappears for many days without saying a word. It's really hateful."

"So, you are still the best, fragrant and soft."

Shen Yuemo stretched out his evil hand and secretly touched the Little God of Bad Luck, which made the Little God of Bad Luck embarrassed.

Is this a woman? This is really terrible! ! !

The little god of misfortune laughed dryly and said, "I think I can still fight for it. What if I am not the one who loses in the end?"

When the Little God of Misfortune said this, he secretly glanced at the spirit of the Tianyuan Sword.

She thinks this sword is a bit bad, a bit tea, you are the biggest, right...

You will definitely lose later! ! !

The war is still burning, the winner is laughing at the loser, and the loser is not afraid either, secretly provoking the winner.

Li Zang secretly watched the battle and felt his blood boiling.

This is what men should watch... It's amazing, I love watching this kind of PK, please show me more!

This PK ended with the miserable defeat of Xiao Suishen and Tianyuan Sword Spirit.

There is no classic routine for the weak to make a comeback. If the loser does not learn to stop, he will lose more and more, and the more he loses, the worse it will get!

After making sure they were safe, Li Zang withdrew his gaze, took out his cell phone, turned it on, and then looked at the various messy messages on the phone.

Among them, there were so many messages from Momo, ranging from laughing at the beginning to angry little emoticons at the end.

My goodness, this is full of resentment~

Li Zang quickly used a phone to call his dear little enemy and report that he was safe.

It’s time to say it or not. At times like this, you should just comfort the little bastard.

Although Shen Yuemo was angry, when Li Zang called and said he was at home, she still went to see Li Zang happily.

It is just like this to say one thing and act uprightly.

"You're willing to come back~"

Shen Yuemo pouted and said leisurely: "It's been three days. Do you know how I got through these three days?"

Li Zang wants to say, eat, sleep and amuse Xiao Shuai~

"Okay, as compensation, I'll accompany you for a day today." Li Zang said with a smile.

"Pah, who is accompanying whom?"

Shen Yuemo's attribute of being discontented but upright was too strong. Although she said some unhappy words, her body moved closer to Li Zang very honestly.

"What? Where are you taking me to play?"

"Today we are alone together, I will cook for you~"

Li Zang looked at the bottles of good wine he had purchased from the system and said with a smile, "I'll cook for you, and we'll have a drink tonight."

In the afternoon, Li Zang took Shen Yuemo to the Shanhai World and wandered around to see the vast country that I have conquered for my beloved concubine...

By the way, I got some food to take home.

The Mountain and Sea World is a large food warehouse with a wide variety of ingredients. In addition to being fresh, these ingredients also have various magical effects. They are not only delicious but also very nutritious.

In the evening, Li Zang cooked a few dishes and the two of them drank a little wine.

This was the top-quality wine that Li Zang had bought from the mall with his fantasy coins. It was a private stash of good stuff from the Supreme Star Winery. A bottle cost several million, which was more expensive than many techniques...

Shen Yuemo felt a little dizzy after just a few sips. She didn't usually drink much. Although she had a high level of cultivation, the wine Li Zang brought out was not ordinary wine. The drunkenness surged into her heart, and she instantly felt a little overwhelmed.

Finally, unable to bear it any longer, Shen Yuemo said softly, "I get sleepy as soon as I drink, Brother Xiaozang, I'm going to go back to sleep first, and you should also go to bed early."

Li Zang stood up and took the initiative to support Shen Yuemo and said, “It’s so dark, and you’ve been drinking, I’m worried about you, so I’ll take you back to your room!”

Shen Yuemo looked at Li Zang as if he had seen a ghost, and pointed at the door at the side: "It's only two steps away, can I be taken away by a wolf?"

Li Zang said seriously, "No, the world is not safe right now. I don't feel comfortable if I'm too far away from you. How about you stay in my room for one night?"

“…”

Shen Yuemo's face flushed, and she said unhappily: "I can walk by myself, I don't need your help, I can go to bed in ten steps."

"Brother Xiao Zang, let me tell you, even though I drank two bottles of wine, it doesn't mean I'm drunk. I'm sober, so don't have any bad thoughts."

"I won't let you succeed. You really deserve to be punished. I must punish you. You are not allowed to touch me for a week!"

Li Zang: "...you can bear it!"

Shen Yuemo snorted, "Guess?"

"Would you like me to guess?"

“…”

Shen Yuemo stared at Li Zang, and the more she thought about how he disappeared for three days without saying a word, the angrier she became.

Disappearing for three days is just a small matter and there is no problem.

However, if this is not said, there will be a big problem.

Is she the controlling type? No, she was not. She could understand that Li Zang had things to do. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. To maintain world peace, he inevitably had to go out and travel around.

Ahem…

"I want to spend a day alone with you. One second, one minute, one hour, or one night less will not count as a day~" Li Zang said affectionately.

Shen Yuemo: "You just want to be evil!"

Li Zang looked at her with resentment and said, "I am still a teenager, how could I have any evil thoughts? It's just that I can't bear to see you sleeping alone!"

Not reconciled? ? ?

These three words are poisonous.

Shen Yuemo was so embarrassed by Li Zang's shamelessness that she was just confused and was half coaxed and half pulled into the main house inexplicably.

Then, a night of poker sounds~

(End of this chapter)