My Cringey Chuunibyou Diary Got Exposed

Li Zang found the diary he wrote as a teenager suffering from chuunibyou (eighth-grader syndrome).

Filled with shame, he just wanted to burn it—until a damn system hijacked it and uploaded ...

Chapter 79: The embarrassing toes started building the house again!

Chapter 79: The embarrassing toes started building the house again!

It was still midnight when Li Zang came out of Tianhuang Continent.

Replay the moment, do not count the time, the real time is completely solidified.

When Li Zang was going home, he passed by a barbecue stall. For some reason, he suddenly felt like eating barbecue.

This feeling is very strange and inexplicable.

Li Zang thought that maybe he had an extra identity, or maybe he was slightly influenced by the spirit of the Tao. He spent a long period of time feeling almost without desires and now he always wanted to get in touch with reality.

This is a good thing.

Li Zang immediately entered the barbecue restaurant. Barbecue restaurants in Northeast China would remain open even in extremely cold weather, after all, there would always be people craving for this bite of food.

It's cold outside, but it's still quite warm inside.

After Li Zang sat down, he didn't even look at the menu and ordered skillfully: "Boss, five skewers of mutton, five skewers of beef, thirty skewers of kidney..."

The owner of the barbecue restaurant was shocked: "Young man, are you alone? Can you finish this?"

"Come on, have a few beers now," said Li Zang.

As the saying goes, barbecue has no flavor without wine.

Soon, the barbecue was served.

Li Zang took a bite of kidney and a sip of beer, feeling pretty good.

This is delicious food. I really hope Momo doesn’t cook anymore.

At this moment, besides Li Zang, there were other diners eating supper nearby.

When a few good friends get together, they talk a lot.

The dice are rolling loudly, and the drinking contest is very intense!

Three people play, five twos, and they dare to split...

This must be the courage given by Fish Leong.

Li Zang listened to the worldly talk silently. He always felt that these daily things that he used to take for granted had nothing to do with him anymore. He seemed like an out-of-touch person.

Liu Dali was having a barbecue with some friends. It was the coldest time of the year, and it was the best time to eat barbecue with beer, which made him feel cool and cheerful.

After three rounds of drinking, everyone was drunk.

Then everyone started talking about the topic of the diary that had just been posted, mainly talking about the art of spiritual reproduction.

"Thank you, Brother Emperor, for changing the world and giving us, ordinary people, new things to pursue." Liu Dali shouted, raising his glass high.

"Cheers to Brother Dadi!"

"Bang~"

Li Zang was shy and a little embarrassed.

"Thanks again, Brother Ling, we have something new to learn!"

"Cheers to Brother Ling!"

This time, more people responded.

Liu Dali said, "Tell me, how many of the four hidden rules in the diary we just sent out can we practice?"

A yellow-haired young man said bluntly: "We have occupied the best training area, so we can definitely learn it!"

A young man wearing glasses smiled and said, "If you don't say anything else, give me a beautiful spirit lady first, and I will definitely treat her like a treasure!"

"Bah, scumbag!"

Everyone despised the glasses man's ideas.

Love well? How to love, polish your weapons every day?

Despicable!

"Dali, don't you have a small knife bought from abroad? Why don't you demonstrate it to us here?" The yellow-haired man encouraged.

Liu Dali had already drunk a lot of wine and was in a state of tipsiness. Hearing this, he thought it made sense, so he took out his treasured extremely powerful whale harpoon and slammed it on the table!

"No problem. To be honest, I bought this knife from abroad for hundreds of dollars. I've been carrying it with me for the past few years. I take it out and look at it whenever I have time. I really like it."

While burping, Liu Dali said proudly: "Today, I will use my favorite knife to set an example for you guys!"

Everyone responded: "OK!!!"

Liu Dali picked up the dagger and followed the instructions in the diary.

Amid the expectation of the crowd, he finally roared out the shameful line: "I declare that my body is under you, my fate is tied to your sword, life after life, follow my will, and be born from the mysterious and profound place, my weapon spirit!!!"

Liu Dali's old face turned red, and even the alcohol could not hide the shame in his heart at the moment.

Obviously, any normal adult would feel embarrassed and a little overwhelmed when it comes to being exposed as a middle school student.

This is especially true for Li Zang, because he invented these words...

It's so fucking shameful!

He regretted having such a barbecue on a whim. It was so bad that his awkward toes started building the house again!

Cough cough.

As Liu Dali finished his words, the exquisite dagger in Liu Dali's hand suddenly flashed with colorful and strange light!

The dagger made a series of trembling sounds, as if it was breathing with life.

Everyone around was stunned.

Damn, this is really useful!

Colorful divine light began to gather on the dagger, and then a ray of light shot from the dagger towards the sky!

The sky, as if responding to some mysterious response, began to emit bursts of strange light!

The light fell back from the sky and landed on the table next to Liu Dali, covering the entire table.

This scene made everyone present around couldn't help but exclaim, and some people started taking out their mobile phones to record this scene.

It really exists!

Not only the Great Emperor's skills are real.

The hidden rules discovered by Brother Ling are also true!

Everyone became excited and nervous for Liu Dali.

The tension at this moment is not only for Liu Dali, but also for themselves!

Because, if they witness a miracle today, they will definitely follow suit!

The light gradually turned into gold!

It was actually a golden light, this is an auspicious sign!!!

Everyone was looking forward to it.

"Could it be that this brother is about to open a golden legend?"

“Is this the scene where the lucky guy wins the SSR card by drawing a card??”

Everyone stared at the scene in front of them intently, not daring to miss a single thing!

Li Zang is no exception.

As a spectator at this moment, he was also very curious about what the weapon spirit looked like.

He stared at the light, as if he felt a special wave spreading. At the same time, there was a strange life force trembling.

That is real life!

When the golden light dissipated, a petite figure that was barely visible appeared in front of everyone.

It was an exquisite porcelain doll, about four or five years old, with a petite body, dressed in pink clothes, with a silly and cute face, but perfect appearance like an angel.

Everyone held their breath, as if they didn't dare to disturb the little girl.

It is so beautiful, so beautiful that it doesn’t seem like a human creation, but like a fairy walking out of a painting.

The moment Liu Dali saw the little loli, his drunkenness instantly subsided and he sobered up.

Wait, how could it be a 4 or 5 year old kid?

Damn, is my dagger too short?

Liu Dali was completely stunned.

Is it his daughter he lacks?

No, what he lacks is a fierce and deadly spirit sister!!!

Damn it, I regret it so much!!

(End of this chapter)