My Cringey Chuunibyou Diary Got Exposed

Li Zang found the diary he wrote as a teenager suffering from chuunibyou (eighth-grader syndrome).

Filled with shame, he just wanted to burn it—until a damn system hijacked it and uploaded ...

Chapter 85: The Spirit of Tianyuan Sword! [First update]

Chapter 85: The Spirit of Tianyuan Sword! [First update]

When Li Zang thought of this, he was so excited that he couldn't help feeling excited.

Is having many wives and concubines a childhood dream? No, this is an adult's dream ahem.

When I was young, I wanted to travel around the world with a sword. As an adult, although I still remember my original aspiration as a teenager, I always want to do other things besides traveling with a sword, so that I can go on a journey at any time!

Li Zang immediately took out the Tianyuan Sword again.

The Tianyuan Sword is three feet and seven inches long, and its edge emits a faint cold light of green, blue and purple in the sunlight. On the sword, there is a magical and magnificent red rune that stretches from the sword head to the tip of the sword.

Considering the appearance of the Chongtianyuan Sword, how could the weapon spirit summoned from it not be handsome?

What a joke.

Do you think those kitchen knife spirits always have square JOJO faces?

Such a beautiful sword, the weapon spirit must be beautiful too!

Li Zang raised the Tianyuan Sword in his hand and said in a deep voice: "I declare that my body is under you, and my fate is tied to your sword. Follow my will and be born from the mysterious and profound place, my weapon spirit!!!"

Golden light suddenly burst out from the sword, rising into the sky, and piercing through the sky!

This ray of golden light was a hundred times more powerful than the one Liu Dali used to release his top-grade spirit weapon!

Light?

No, it's a beam of light! !

This is definitely the scene of a super-quality spirit weapon being unveiled! !

This time, Li Zang was not embarrassed at all, but his face was serious and solemn.

At this moment, something indescribable defeated the middle school soul!

When Shen Yuemo heard the noise, she jumped out of the kitchen and looked at the scene in front of her. How could she not know what was happening?

This great villain, he is summoning the spirit of the weapon!

In an instant, a strong sense of crisis surged into my heart!

He already has me, but he wants more in his heart! ! !

Stinky man!

Li Zang also saw Shen Yuemo and coughed dryly: "If a weapon has a weapon spirit, the power of the weapon will be enhanced. I think we can't miss it, right?"

Shen Yuemo pouted angrily.

She has known Li Zang for so many years, how could she not know Li Zang's little thoughts?

Li Zang clearly wants to have many wives and concubines!

Ha, man!

It seems like no one can fail to see those little thoughts!

Shen Yuemo's anger grew, and his gaze towards Li Zang became increasingly hostile.

Li Zang felt it, and he must have deep feelings for Momo.

This kind of emotion is, of course, far superior to the Tianyuan Sword.

Hmm... If I had known, I should have stayed farther away from the summons.

This situation is a bit like calling a lady to drink with you in a KTV. Just as you call them out and line them up, your wife bursts in through the door and catches them in the act.

If you act first and report later, the result will be the same and people will definitely be angry, but the money has been spent, so there will definitely be some differences.

Li Zang argued: "It was mainly because I saw that little sword spirit at the barbecue stall was so cute, I also wanted to raise one..."

Shen Yuemo asked a soul-searching question: "Do you want a daughter or a girlfriend?"

Li Zang: “…”

That’s a really good question.

Lu Tianze was in the depths of Shen Yuemo's soul, listening to all this, and then said calmly: [Why are you panicking? What's wrong with it being a spirit of the weapon? There's no need to be afraid. 】

All things have spirits, and things like instrument spirits can be found everywhere.

Thinking back to when she was alive, even the spirit transformed from the Supreme Star would be as scared as a mouse seeing a cat when seeing her.

This is also true of the Supreme Star.

How could a sword that wasn't even an imperial weapon cause such a big wave?

The golden light fell back and then gradually disappeared. A figure slowly opened his eyes in the light column and appeared in front of the two with a gentle look.

[Oh, the weapon is spiritual...]

Lu Tian changed his words halfway through his words.

[This is impossible…]

Shen Yuemo was startled. She glanced at the other person, then silently glanced at herself. She suppressed her anger and slipped back into the house.

Li Zang was equally stunned.

He had a premonition that the spirit of the Tianyuan sword would be fierce, but he didn't expect it to be this fierce!

The spirit of the Tianyuan Sword looked at everything in front of it with slightly confused red eyes.

Then, it finally stopped on Li Zang.

"Master~"

The soft voice makes people's hearts melt.

Li Zang finally understood why Liu Dali's performance was so terrible at that time. If there was a really beautiful girl who called people in such a tone, even diamonds would melt.

"Uh-huh."

Li Zang's expression was tense and he almost couldn't hold it together. Even if he had ten times the ability to feel emotions, he would have been overjoyed at this moment.

It turns out that this is the sense of accomplishment of successfully drawing an SSR card in real life. Damn, why is the sense of satisfaction so strong!

"Owner."

The look of the Tianyuan Sword spirit suddenly changed from confusion to gentleness, filled with a deep sense of trust.

"I want."

Li Zang understood immediately. He raised his finger and stroked the edge of the sword. Although there was still a gap of an inch between them, a cut appeared on the tip of his finger.

This was not because the Tianyuan Sword was sharp enough, but because Li Zang voluntarily put away his defense. Otherwise, even if the Tianyuan Sword itself was ten times stronger, it would not be enough to break his defense.

A drop of golden blood was squeezed out from Li Zang's fingertips, and then dripped onto the sword. Suddenly, the sword sank, as if that drop of blood weighed a thousand pounds!

The golden blood emitted terrifying energy fluctuations. The surrounding wind and snow disappeared, and the white snow on the ground melted away. Winter passed and spring came, and the surrounding flowers, plants and trees bloomed instantly, showing the greenness of life.

The Tianyuan Sword slowly absorbed the blood, leaving only a few mottled traces.

At one side, the sword spirit of Tianyuan Sword had tears in his eyes at some point, and the gentleness on his face had now turned into an expression of great enjoyment and satisfaction.

Li Zang possesses three divine bodies, two of which are at a minor level. A drop of his blood is a priceless treasure.

Compared to any weapon in the world, this is the most effective way to replenish magic.

Of course, a drop of blood is nothing to Li Zang...

The divine body is still there and it will recover on its own after a few minutes of rest.

However, Li Zang looked at the spirit of the Tianyuan Sword, especially at her sudden feeling of satisfaction, and secretly estimated that he would definitely not donate blood only once.

Essence and blood are one of the major treasures of the human body. Once too much of them are lost, people will be particularly prone to fatigue, lethargy, muscle aches, and general weakness.

Li Zang suddenly felt that his wish to have many wives and concubines seemed unrealistic.

If there really were a lot of spirit girls, and each of them was so beautiful.

Hiss, he definitely wouldn’t want to let them go hungry.

There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and they all get treated equally?

The three kinds of divine bodies are not enough to recover, I’m afraid I will die suddenly on the spot!

I can’t afford it. I can’t afford it.

Li Zang instantly gave up the idea of ​​having many wives and concubines.

After the Tianyuan Sword Spirit had a hearty meal, it took a long time to recover. Its cheeks were rosy. It licked the corners of its mouth, looked at Li Zang affectionately, and called softly, "Master~"

Li Zang had just recovered from his shock when he was hugged by the sword spirit of Tianyuan Sword. Unfortunately, as a sword spirit, the sword spirit of Tianyuan Sword had no body temperature of its own.

However, it is very soft but icy cold. It must be very comfortable to hold it in your arms in the summer.

As for winter… maybe you can heat it up first and then hug it.

"Master, Tianyuan likes you so much~"

Li Zang looked at Tianmingyuanjian's indescribable beauty and felt a little nervous for a moment.

Holy crap, holy crap…

I'm a soloist since birth, and you try this on me! ! !

Li Zang frantically warned himself in his heart that this was a sword spirit, no, really no.

(End of this chapter)