Chapter 92 The Birth of Emperor Lizang!

[Ding, the ninth diary will be published on the short video platform Douyin. If the popularity exceeds 800,000, the next stage will begin. ]

[Douyin, record your beautiful life~]

Oh no...here it comes.

Li Zang took out his mobile phone and began to look at the contents of the new diary.

[2012, June 12, sunny.]

[I am Emperor Lizang, an immortal who has existed since time immemorial.]

[This is the fifth time that this emperor has awakened. This emperor has sensed the coming of evil forces, and thus awakened! ]

[All kinds of weird things are ready to move, and some weird existences have even broken through the Tianluo Yuansheng seal set by this emperor thousands of years ago and escaped from the cracks in the seal. ]

[Schools are indeed places where ominous things happen frequently in this world. This emperor felt a crack in one of the seals in school. ]

[The darkness is spying on me. The waves of disgusting stench that come with the wind are like a tide coming from the darkness. It is simply unbearable.]

[Time is running out, how about we just dismiss the class? Studying is not as important as life, what a pity, this emperor has nothing to say to this bunch of stubborn mortals. ]

[Alas... As expected, I have to rely on this emperor for everything. 】

【Fortunately, the incident was successfully resolved in the end. 】

[Although there was a small incident, my hidden identity was discovered by Anna from the next class...]

[After seeing the power of this emperor, Anna hugged my thigh and cried, wanting to be my disciple. Tsk, foreigners are really thick-skinned.]

[Well, never mind. It's rare for a mortal to have such good vision. I accept it with reluctance.]

[I will be busy from now on, but I am still very happy. I am not alone! ]

Well, the third vest appeared.

Li Zang looked at the content and felt a little annoyed.

Is this diary real?

Uh... every diary entry is his wild imagination and fabrication based on real events.

Guaranteed authenticity and maturity.

Precisely because it is a real diary, there is no logic at all.

There is no logic in a middle school diary. It's just writing whatever comes to mind.

What is the reason for writing this diary?

Oh, yes, that’s because when I changed classes in junior high school, I was moved to the class closest to the boys’ restroom. It was a hot summer day, and the smell of ammonia brought by the wind made it impossible to sleep.

Li Zang still remembers it clearly, that toilet was really smelly!!!

…

Li Zang's thoughts began to go back to the past, and the memories of that day gradually emerged clearly.

Middle school student Li Zang is sleeping in math class.

Suddenly, a breeze blew by, bringing with it the smell of the men's restroom next door.

The middle school student Li Zang shuddered suddenly, and then opened his tearful eyes while retching.

Through the open window, I looked towards the men's restroom, where the light seemed to be distorted under the sunlight.

Wherever I looked, most of the students were covering their noses.

Li Zang was furious and slammed the table. He said, "Xiao Ming, why don't you close the window quickly? What are you waiting for? Are you waiting for everyone to accompany you and fall into the endless hell with this dark stench?!"

All the teachers and students in the class: ???

Apparently, no one expected Li Zang to say something shocking in class, so they all looked at Li Zang, their eyes containing seven parts shock and three parts admiration.

Li Zang was in a state of half drunk and half awake, as if no one was around!

Everyone looked at Xiao Ming again.

Xiao Ming is not as thick-skinned as the chuunibyou Li Zang, and he does not have the chuunibyou mentality. Being stared at by so many people, his face turned red like a monkey's butt.

Xiao Ming didn't dare to move.

Damn, shy.

Seeing this, the math teacher probably thought the men's bathroom smelled a bit too strong, so he said, "Xiao Ming, close the window."

Only then did Xiao Ming quietly close the window.

The math teacher looked at Li Zang and continued, "Li Zang, you slept in class. I will punish you by making you clean the toilet during lunch break."

Li Zang, a middle school student, was a little sober at this time. When he heard that the most annoying old man punished him to clean the toilet, he was very reluctant in his heart, but he said stubbornly: "You don't need me to tell you. This emperor also knows what to do."

Math teacher: ???

The math teacher's face turned pale and green. She felt that Li Zang was very disappointing. She wanted to say something but gave up in the end.

This student is beyond help.

The math teacher exhaled lightly and said calmly: "My Lord, please continue to sleep and don't disturb other students in class."

The middle school student Li Zang nodded, then lay down on the table, listening to the math teacher explain various mathematical formulas, and fell asleep soon.

During lunch break at noon.

The middle school student Li Zang stood at the door of the men's restroom with a heavy expression, as if he was ready to die!

"In this dark place filled with stench, let me, the Emperor, completely eliminate you!"

Li Zang waved the broom and then strode in.

Then he saw a blonde female classmate.

This foreign female classmate who magically appeared in the men's restroom had two crumpled paper towels stuck in her nostrils and was quickly sweeping away the dirty water on the floor with a broom, with a look of disgust on her face.

Li Zang, a middle school student, recognized this female classmate. After all, she was very famous. She was the only foreign student in the school, Anna from the Polar Bear Country.

The two looked at each other, and there was a hint of awkwardness in the air.

Li Zang, a middle school student, could clearly see that the face of this foreign female classmate was gradually turning red.

Apparently, a female classmate was caught by other boys in the men's bathroom, which was very embarrassing.

However, the middle school student Li Zang did not feel the slightest bit embarrassed. Instead, he frowned and asked, "Hey, this is a dark place that girls are forbidden to enter. Why are you here?"

Anna didn't understand the meaning of "Dark Land" and "You", but it didn't prevent her from roughly understanding that Li Zang was asking her why she was here, and she explained the reason in somewhat broken Chinese.

"It's... too smelly. Anna can't stand it. I... I'll clean it up."

After Anna finished speaking, her face turned even redder.

Speaking here requires courage for every word.

Chuuniburi Li Zang said he understood.

Oh, another person who is eroded by the dark aura and can’t stand it.

good.

But, no.

Li Zang, who was in the middle of the class, pounded the broom on the ground with a solemn expression and shouted, "Get out!"

Anna looked confused.

Li Zang continued: "This dark place is too filthy and dirty. It is not a place for a little girl like you to stay. Get out."

Anna understood immediately that the classmate wanted her to go out and clean the toilet herself.

"Anna...Anna can help."

"Need not!"

Li Zang interrupted Anna and said in a deep voice: "It is not your turn as a mortal to intervene in such matters. This place is under the control of this emperor. From now on, I promise that you will never smell the slightest stench here again!"

Anna's heart suddenly skipped a beat.

contract???

Eh, I seem to have heard from a friend that the word "contract" seems to mean confession?

Wow~ This is the first time we meet, and this classmate is confessing to me?

Right here? Isn't this a little too special?

I was so caught off guard, maybe I should clean the toilet first!!!

Anna was pushed out of the men's restroom for no apparent reason, with a confused look on her face.

for a long time.

She listened to the sound of Li Zang working in the toilet, and suddenly made up her mind and mustered up the courage to respond, so she leaned in and asked, "Classmate, what's your name?"

"Isn't my name..."

The middle school student Li Zang was frightened and furious. He stopped talking halfway when he saw Anna's serious expression and couldn't continue.

This person is a bit serious.

Li Zang, the middle school student, forced himself to hold up the middle school spirit in his dantian and said solemnly: "Forget it, mortal, remember this, I am the emperor, class three of the first grade, Li Zang!"

"Okay, Li... Li Zang, you're speaking too fast. Anna doesn't know you yet. Please think about it. But, we can... have some contact first." Anna felt that the two tissues inserted in her nostrils might be too tight and she was having difficulty breathing.

Li Zang frowned and said, "Straighten your tongue and speak. You called this emperor by the wrong name."

Anna blushed: "...I, I, I'm not good at Chinese."

Li Zang nodded: "Never mind, you are a foreigner after all, it is understandable, I forgive you."

Anna was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt that Li Zang was still very gentle, so she mustered up her courage again and made a suggestion: "Yes, Li Zang, you can be my Chinese teacher!"

Without waiting for Li Zang's consent, Anna ran away.

The middle school student Li Zang looked at Anna's departing back, thoughtful.

Li Zang... Li Zang, Emperor Li Zang?

Oh wow, it’s… pretty handsome!!!

…

“Bang!!!”

In reality.

Li Zang couldn't control his strength and smashed a large rock beside him with one punch.

Damn it, don’t recall my memory!

The results are a little bit poor...

(End of this chapter)