Ning Lang, your ex-husband went bankrupt!
Ning Lang didn't even lift her head, calmly correcting him: 'Ex-husband. Not husband.'
Business tycoon Sheng Xuan, her ex-husband, ...
"Young Master? Young Master!" Uncle Qing called out.
Sheng Xuan snapped out of her daze and blurted out, "What's wrong?"
Uncle Qing smiled and explained, "The young mistress has arrived. I saw her looking for her access card at the elevator entrance."
She did come!
Sheng Xuan smiled smugly, lightly flicked A-Lu's little head, and lowered his voice: "Hey, Langlang is here."
The chubby little guy wiggled his bottom and asked, "Who? Who?"
Forehead?!
Sheng Xuan was slightly embarrassed.
He forgot that everyone around her, including Ah Lü, called her "Ah Lang," but he was the only one who deliberately called her "Lang Lang."
During a Chinese exam in my first year of high school, many students in my class got a multiple-choice question about idioms wrong. It's said that only five students in the entire grade got it right.
The question asks you to choose the correct idiom to express that the idiom is easy to recite and pronounce, whether it is "朗朗上口" or "琅琅上口".
Everyone is used to reading aloud, so they chose the first one without hesitation.
At that time, only one student in the class got it right, and it was none other than Ning Lang, the top student who was always number one.
The Chinese teacher asked her why she made that choice.
He chuckled to himself next door and whispered, "I misread it, I thought it was my own name!"
She stood up calmly, her attitude sincere and earnest.
"Teacher, I also thought it was the first one, but I accidentally made a mistake when I was choosing."
The students burst into laughter, and even the teacher laughed.
He, on the other hand, was laughing so hard he was pounding the table, bending over backwards and rolling around.
Even the most brilliant student can make a fool of herself and blunder, especially when it's her own name! It's incredibly embarrassing!
Later, whenever he wanted to mock her, he would shout "Langlang, Langlang" a few times.
"Others' words are catchy and easy to pronounce, but yours are just plain silly! You're always going against me, or I'll turn your 'catchy' words into 'mouthful' words!"
He initially called her that on a whim to humiliate her, but unexpectedly, it became a habit, and every time he mentioned her name, it would slip out unconsciously.
Later, he couldn't take it anymore and simply stopped shouting.
Even now, when he talks to others, he uses "she," "that guy," or "Ning Lang that guy" instead of "she," but face-to-face, he always uses "you you you."
For example, right now, she swaggered in, greeted Uncle Qing, and then sat down opposite him with an air of nonchalance. He had a strong, unwavering intuition that she couldn't possibly utter those two words again.
Ning Lang leaned back lazily on the sofa and gave him a gentle smile.
"Why are you suddenly being so kind as to help me raise my bird? You're not planning to become Green's daily pet owner again, are you?"
She scratched the little chubby bird's neck with her slender, snow-white hand. The little guy looked quite pleased and didn't even bother to speak.
Sheng Xuan asked irritably, "Why did you block me? I can't reach you by phone, I can't send WeChat messages, and even QQ isn't responding!"
Ning Lang just smiled and said gently, "Delete those you don't have anything to contact, so you don't have too many friends and they take up too much memory."
Sheng Xuan was furious when he heard this.
"You've left me hanging here for over ten days! Even if you're going to give me an excuse, at least come up with a decent one! How much memory does my number take up for you?! 16GB?"
Ning Lang shook his head and explained seriously, "The truth is often too cruel. I'm not one to make excuses. Okay, the real reason I blocked you is that I don't want you bothering me."
Sheng Xuan's handsome face flushed red and then turned pale; he was genuinely furious.
He ground his back teeth. "This reason—is—truly—cruel!"
Ah-Lu didn't understand, and could only blindly echo, "Cruel! Cruel!"
Sheng Xuan, who was then finished off: "..."