Chapter 5: Everyone's Nervous (V) Click 1 to hear my revenge plan. ...

Zhang Deng, a literary boy, really broke down this time.

He couldn't accept it, and he said to Wei Yuanye: "What are you going to do?"

Wei Yuanye said: "Everyone likes it very much."

Zhang Deng tragically searched the comments section and indeed saw many people saying it was very abstract and that they liked it very much. But Zhang Deng didn't like it!

Zhang Deng said, "I want to change it back."

After I tried it, I found that Wei Yuanye had already changed it to frequent and there was no way to change it anymore.

Wei Yuanye said: "Isn't this great? Defending one's dignity."

The lamp was completely broken, and he lay on the bed in a "big" shape, completely speechless.

Wei Yuanye also changed his name to "Sixteen Grandsons in Twenty Years" and continued to argue with netizens online.

Soon everyone discovered this person, and some even tagged him and insulted him: "Are you Zhang Deng's dog?"

Wei Yuanye: "I'm a M, can you please stop giving me pleasure?"

Zhang Deng: “…”

Zhang Deng: “!!!”

Zhang Deng: "Are you crazy? Wei Yuanye!"

Wei Yuanye remained calm and said casually, "What's the big deal?"

A nerd like Zhang Deng, whose head is full of benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and trustworthiness, really can't accept Wei Yuanye's methods.

Wei Yuanye seemed to know how to piss off netizens. After responding to over a hundred malicious comments in Zhang Deng's comment section, he posted a selfie video on his own account. He wore a cardigan and several layered necklaces, appearing muscular and rugged, with smooth, handsome features. The comments section was filled with "?".

Someone asked, “What does that mean?”

"Not buddy, you?"

Wei Yuanye's copywriter: "I'm still a dog even though I look like this."

Zhang Deng was completely defeated and confiscated Wei Yuanye's cell phone before going to bed.

The next day, the entry was directly labeled "explosive".

Zhang Deng no longer had the energy to click on it and watch it.

Zhang Deng has kept a certain distance from the Internet in recent years because he feels that too many Internet buzzwords will affect the quality of his writing. In the past few days, he has been surfing the Internet intensively, receiving a lot of information every day that was very shocking to him before, making his mind confused.

Wei Yuanye was quite accustomed to this kind of life where he worked as soon as he opened his eyes. Whenever he had nothing to do, he would click on the comments and curse. By the afternoon, he had successfully cursed both Zhang Deng and himself on the marketing account.

Marketing account: "Looking for dog training tutorials."

Maybe some people like Zhang Deng's appearance very much, while others may not appreciate it, but Wei Yuanye is very handsome. Under this violent handsomeness, Wei Yuanye's mad dog personality has also become a personal characteristic that enhances his appearance. With the support of marketing accounts, he quickly broke through 100,000 fans.

Zhang Deng discovered that in fact, no one has any stance at all. As long as you are good-looking, people will like you even if you are crazy.

And everyone soon discovered that this "sixteen grandchildren in twenty years" was most likely the man who went shopping in the supermarket with Zhang Deng last night. Isn't this a case of "crushing"?

Life is getting better.

Zhang Deng felt a sense of absurdity that the entire process was wrong, but the answers were all correct.

That night, he had a strange dream all night long.

He first dreamed of Wei Yuanye arguing with someone online, and the person on the other end insisted on coming to beat him offline. Zhang Deng was terrified and wanted to call the police, but Wei Yuanye said no, turned around and crawled into a cave. Zhang Deng followed him inexplicably, only to see a flash of white light, and then he saw a different world before him - hundreds of huge screens were suspended in the air, countless codes were floating in the air, and finally gathered into a pillar of light, standing in the center of the earth, and all the screens were rotating around it -

Zhang Deng felt as if he had entered a city of the future. When he lowered his eyes, he found that there were many people walking on the ground. They were wearing white uniforms. Everyone had a similar body shape. Both men and women were tall, with broad shoulders and narrow hips. Zhang Deng found that except for the different numbers on their chests, they looked almost exactly the same.

Zhang Deng was moving among the crowd like a headless fly. He didn't dare to stop people to ask questions because these people looked very busy and cold, and didn't seem to be enthusiastic people.

Finally, he saw a boy who was about the same height as him. Zhang Deng quickly pulled him aside and asked shyly, "Excuse me..."

But when the words came to his lips, he didn't know what to ask.

Where is this place? Do you know Wei Yuanye? Did you see a handsome man?

The boy was a little surprised and asked, "Who are you? Why are you here?"

"I..." Zhang Deng finally found the words, "I'm Wei Yuanye's friend. I followed him here. Do you know him?"

The boy was a little confused: "Wei Yuanye?"

"Let me look for it for you," the boy said immediately, "Ah, that's not right, why are you here?"

Then she pulled him away quickly. They kept running and running. All the places here looked exactly the same. The lights made it impossible to tell which roads they had taken. Finally, they seemed to have arrived at the boy's office. Unlike the outside, there was no sense of futuristic technology in the room. It was just an ordinary room with several large computers and many doors.

The boy fiddled with the iPad-like device in his hand for a moment before finally finding Wei Yuanye. He said, "Wei Yuanye...is on a mission. Let me check his location."

"Huh?" the boy collapsed. "Ahhh, he's clearly traveling around the world. How the hell did you get in?"

Zhang Deng didn't understand either. He asked, "Where is this?"

"World Tree," the boy said, "this is too bad. You have to go back, but I don't know which dimension you belong to. I'm dying, dying, dying. Help me!"

Zhang Deng: "Don't worry, I can find the way back by myself."

"Really?" the boy said. "I'll take you away. Which direction?"

Zhang Deng: “…”

Zhang Deng: "Huh?"

Boy: Lost?

Zhang Deng asked, "Can you find any other information about Wei Yuanye?"

"What are you going to do?" The boy was a little wary.

Zhang Deng: "Ah, forget it if it's inconvenient. Actually, I just want to ask."

The boy, however, was a simpleton. He naively opened the interface and said, "You can only see his job title, experience points, and gender. He's a level one worker—wow, that's impressive! Over 300,000 experience points. Is this your supporter? Pretty impressive."

Zhang Deng was a little confused, but he didn't ask any more questions. He was about to ask the boy's name when suddenly a familiar sound of music sounded above his head.

This voice gave Zhang Deng a headache. He felt his body sway and then seemed to be hanging in the air. Seeing the boy's surprised expression, he realized that he was really in the air!

Then there was a flash of white light, and he disappeared from the spot.

Zhang Deng suddenly opened his eyes. The alarm clock had been ringing in his ears for a long time. Judging from the light coming through the curtains, it was already dawn.

He sat up suddenly and found that the room was quiet. Xiao Mi was sleeping with a crooked mouth and squinting eyes at the head of his bed. She was startled by his sudden awakening.

Zhang Deng asked, "Wei Yuanye?"

No one responded in the room. He suddenly had some bad thoughts. He put on his slippers and went downstairs. He saw Wei Yuanye's pajamas neatly folded on the sofa. He breathed a sigh of relief, but then felt something was wrong, so he picked it up and took a look.

"Has anyone really worn it?" Zhang Deng thought to himself and leaned closer to smell it.

The door rang and Wei Yuanye walked in with breakfast.

The two looked at each other for a moment, and Wei Yuanye said, "What are you doing?"

Zhang Deng's face flushed instantly, and he quickly put it down and said, "Let me see if it needs to be washed."

"I just wore it for a day," Wei Yuanye walked in after changing into slippers and put breakfast on the coffee table, "You can wear it if you like it."

Zhang Deng quickly said, "I don't like it!"

Wei Yuanye didn't say anything and put on his clothes. As soon as he took off his clothes, Zhang Deng found that his figure was actually very similar to those men in white uniforms he saw in his dreams.

Wei Yuanye thought he was a little strange, so he turned around and asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhang Deng didn't know how to start, so he hesitated and said, "Why don't you go to the bathroom and change your clothes?"

"Oh," Wei Yuanye was probably used to it and didn't pay much attention. He picked up his pants and went to the bathroom. "Sorry."

I sat upright in front of the coffee table with the lights on, but I still felt like something was wrong.

Nothing is right.

After Wei Yuanye came out, he saw Zhang Deng hadn't touched his breakfast yet and asked, "You don't want to eat?"

Zhang Deng then asked, "Ah, what did you buy?"

"Just buy it, from the bun shop downstairs."

Wei Yuanye bought two bowls of porridge, two baskets of steamed dumplings, and two steamed dumplings. Zhang Deng hadn't eaten so frequently in a long time, and if he did, his appetite would become strange.

Zhang Deng looked at the crystal clear buns and his stomach growled reflexively.

Wei Yuanye glanced at him, went to the kitchen, poured some vinegar and handed it to him.

Zhang Deng couldn't wait to put it in his mouth.

Wei Yuanye looked at his wrist holding the chopsticks. It was so thin that it seemed like it would break if pinched, and the blood vessels were visible through the skin. He frowned and asked, "Do you weigh 100 kilograms?"

Zhang Deng was 175cm tall. When Wei Yuanye said he weighed 100kg, he thought it was an exaggeration. Unexpectedly, Zhang Deng said uncertainly, "Should be around, right?"

Wei Yuanye sat next to him, and Xiao Mi immediately came over to rub against him. He stroked the cat and said, "You're so thin, are you okay?"

"I was a little anorexic before." Zhang Deng said simply while chewing the bun slowly.

"What's going on?"

"Ah," Zhang Deng said, "It's just... losing weight."

Wei Yuanye: "Are you still losing weight?"

But this is a very normal emotion, Zhang Deng wanted to say, liking someone will make you feel inferior, everyone is like this.

Zhang Deng swallowed the bun in his mouth and said softly, "When I was in school, I was a little fat and He Xiaoqiu was very thin, so I tried to lose weight. I didn't eat for many days and lost a lot of pounds."

"But later on, whenever I ate, I hated myself and would throw up."

He thought Wei Yuanye would scold him for being sick, but he was surprised that Wei Yuanye was very calm and just said, "Are you okay now?"

"I'm fine now," Zhang Deng said. "I just have to control my weight sometimes."

"Are you controlling it now?"

Zhang Deng was a little embarrassed: "It's better not to be too fat."

"You can't stay here for long, right?" Zhang Deng said, "Just indulge yourself for a few days. It's okay."

Wei Yuanye wanted to tell Zhang Deng that being as thin as a paper was not good-looking, but he couldn't say it when it came to his lips, because Zhang Deng was indeed very beautiful when he was thin. The first time he saw Zhang Deng's bony back and the shadows of the bones under the light, he was shocked by the beauty of the picture.

Wei Yuanye continued, "You have to weigh at least 120 kilograms to be considered normal."

"Oh," Zhang Deng thought, feeling that this goal wasn't too far away. "I'll work hard."

Wei Yuanye gave him his bun as well. Zhang Deng, who still had a bite of bun in his mouth, looked at him in surprise and asked, "Are you feeding the pigs?"

"Pigs eat bran." said Wei Yuanye.

Zhang Deng: “Oh.”

Wei Yuanye: “I ate it.”

Zhang Deng also obeyed: "Okay."

Even though he couldn't eat anymore, Zhang Deng still felt that it was good to have someone care about him. If someone had cared about his weight when he was in school, he might not have lost weight.

So, when Wei Yuanye came out of the bathroom after washing up, what he saw was a scene where the light was so bright that it made him dizzy and the light was still shining in his mouth.

Wei Yuanye: “!”

"Did you really eat it all?" Wei Yuanye went up and picked up the plastic bag, and was shocked to see that it was empty.

Zhang Deng opened his mouth, with one last bite in his mouth: "Yes."

Wei Yuanye didn't know what to say. He was so angry that he felt dizzy. Finally, he flicked his head and said, "You are stupid."

Zhang Deng: "Ah, are you kidding?"

He felt ashamed again. Why was he always so confused about the rules?

"Of course I'm joking," Wei Yuanye said, "How can you eat so much?"

Zhang Deng felt sorry and said, "I thought you were serious."

Wei Yuanye was speechless when he saw this scene.

Whenever he faced Zhang Deng, there were always times when he didn't know what to say, and he was speechless for a moment, always because he felt inexplicably heartbroken.

Wei Yuanye sat next to him and said, "I mean just do your best."

"You don't have to listen to me like this in the future," Wei Yuanye said, "I speak very casually, that's what I mean."

Wei Yuanye even wanted to apologize, but he felt that this was not what Zhang Deng wanted to hear.

He really didn't know what Zhang Deng wanted to hear.

Zhang Deng said dejectedly, "I'm a very unsuitable person, right?"

Zhang Deng laughed and said, "You've never met someone like me, have you? I always can't figure out what people are saying."

Wei Yuanye thought a lot, and finally just wanted to say something sincere. He said, "You know I appeared in this world for you, so no matter what kind of person you are, it doesn't matter to me."

"There are many people in this world who are different from others," Wei Yuanye said. "The person who finds a four-leaf clover among three-leaf clovers is lucky. I also feel lucky to find the different one among ordinary people."

Zhang Deng: “…”

Wei Yuanye said: "But everything you say is just empty talk. Let's go and see."

Zhang Deng was about to cry and took a tissue to wipe his tears. Wei Yuanye handed him the tissue, but Zhang Deng's tears had already fallen onto the table.

For the first time, Wei Yuanye heard the sound of tears breaking, so clear and distinct, as if it was a revenge for Zhang Deng's silence.

Zhang Deng lowered his head, and the bone on his neck was particularly obvious. His hair was buried in his neck, making his skin look snow-white and extremely thin.

Wei Yuanye put an arm around his shoulders and said, "You're crying again."

Zhang Deng raised his head, his eyes and nose were red, but his face was white. His big facial features were squeezed on his small face, and all his emotions were particularly obvious. He was about to speak, but when he opened his mouth, he burped loudly.

The taste of fresh meat dumplings.

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