Crown Prince Zhao Huan:
Dad, you're not righteous! The Jin army is here, and you want to run. Take me with you! I don't want to be emperor.
Emperor Huizong Zhao Ji:
Raisin...
Chapter 143: Make money quietly, don’t pretend (please subscribe and read)
Bianliang City, Funing Palace.
Zhao Huan looked at Li Qingzhao, who was calm and composed as she played with Zhao Xi, and felt very disappointed: "You are the most talented woman in Tokyo, but how come you can't even write an advertising slogan?"
"It's not that I can't, it's that I don't want to." Li Qingzhao said calmly: "I am a serious poet, I don't accept commercial endorsements."
“…”
Look how arrogant you are, and you still don’t accept any commercial endorsements.
"Ten taels!" Zhao Huan gestured towards Li Qingzhao, "Ten taels of silver. Write an advertisement and I'll give you ten taels of silver."
"Humph, who are you looking down on?" Li Qingzhao continued to play the horse racing game with Zhao Xi. "You want me to make a move for just ten taels of silver? How could I bow down for a few pieces of silver?"
"One hundred taels of silver." Zhao Huan looked at Li Qingzhao. What do you think? I don't believe you won't be tempted.
"Money is like floating clouds to me." Li Qingzhao swallowed and turned her head away with difficulty.
"One thousand taels, think carefully, silver is not only equivalent to food, but also to gold, stone, calligraphy and painting."
Li Qingzhao suddenly stood up from her seat: "The emperor is so kind to me. Just for this reason, what's the harm in breaking the rules?"
"The plump and thin face of a woman reflects her delicate appearance, and her bright eyes and graceful gaze delight this life.
With pure skin and a happy heart, I will never let my family down, nor will I let you down. "
"You are a beautiful woman, but you are my joy. Soap is not joyful, but it is full of exquisiteness."
"How about it?"
Li Qingzhao looked at Zhao Huan with mysterious confidence. "Where's the silver? Two thousand taels. Hand it over quickly."
"You still want silver! What the hell is that? Who can tell it's soap?" Zhao Huan was furious. "This is the level of one thousand taels of silver. What's the difference between this and the doggerel I wrote?"
“Soap may be small, but it is a treasure that every household cannot live without.
It has a square shape and can help with washing and scrubbing.
It is said to be fat but it is not fat, it can gain or lose weight several times a day.
The whole body is slippery, clean and elegant.
The imperial concubine used it to take a bath, and Diao Chan used it to wash her feet.
When Xi Shi went to wash her silk, she used it by the river.
Zhao Huan spoke without hesitation.
Zhao Huan couldn't remember which brand of soap was advertised on TV, but it was a bit magical, so he remembered it.
“…”
Li Qingzhao complained inwardly: "How can your writing compare to mine? It's clearly plain language, okay?" Also, wasn't this soap just invented? How is it associated with the Four Beauties? You're spreading false propaganda.
Wang Zhaojun: Do you look down on me? Among the four beauties, I am the only one who doesn’t show up on the stage, right?
Under Li Qingzhao's threat, Zhao Huan finally reluctantly took out a Jiaozi worth two thousand taels from his pocket and handed it to Li Qingzhao.
When Li Qingzhao was overjoyed, Zhao Huan said slowly: "Deduct it from your endorsement fee!"
For advertisements and the like, Zhao Huan had already thought of the lines, even the kind with pictures.
The most talented woman in Tokyo, standing by the bathtub, using soap in her hand to spread foam on her arms, accompanied by the poem just written by Li Qingzhao, is definitely a big seller.
In this era, we must never underestimate the power of literary idols. In future generations, this is the same level of traffic stars as Yang Mi and Di Lieba, which is equivalent to the code to wealth.
Two thousand taels of silver, it is definitely worth it to change the spokesperson.
Zhao Huan had also considered using Bai Qiannuo, the second most talented woman in Tokyo. But she was at the age of being charming and captivating, and this scene was inevitably a bit tempting.
You ask me who Feifei is?
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Seven or eight days passed in a flash, and today was another day off.
If you want to play in the city without being disturbed, Yun Jin'er, who has magical makeup skills, is a must-have companion for home and travel.
After Yun Jin'er's facial manipulation, the two of them had undergone earth-shaking changes. They then changed into brocade robes and long skirts, looking like talented men and beautiful ladies.
"Let's go, let's get some money. Jin'er should come with us." Zhao Huan was very happy. "We should go into the city quietly and don't show up."
Shao Chengzhang followed closely behind, like a little tail. Zhao Huan said helplessly: "Jin'er, can this strong man also change his appearance?"
"It's okay!" Yun Jin'er made a reassuring gesture, and then a Song Dynasty version of Dwayne Johnson appeared, with muscular body. At first glance, he looked like a good material for a bodyguard.
Outside the Bianliang Palace, it was very prosperous, but Zhao Huan was stunned. His purpose of coming out this time was very clear. He wanted to find a shop in Bianliang City and promote the reputation of his soap first.
The location of this store is very important. It is best to be in a bustling place and the place should be larger. It is best to have a store in the front and a small courtyard in the back, which is comfortable.
"Well, what should I do if I want to buy a shop?" This touched upon Zhao Huan's knowledge gap. What were the intermediaries in the Song Dynasty called? Where could I find one?
Zhu Lian was also confused. To be honest, this was the first time she had encountered such a thing.
"It's called a pawnshop, right?" Yun Jin'er said, "Shop rentals, house sales, and servants are all within the scope of a pawnshop's business."
In the brokerage business, you don't have to worry about encountering black intermediaries, because all brokers are registered by the government and have certificates to work. If they are found to have cheated or defrauded someone and someone complains about them, they will be sued.
"Hehe, it's the Song Dynasty version of Wuba.com. I just wonder if there's any door-to-door massage service." Zhao Huan muttered, looking around.
"Brother, may I ask where the nearest dental clinic is?"
On the bustling streets of Bianliang City, Zhao Huan, dressed as a handsome scholar, stopped a passing man, bowed, and spoke with a smile.
The man bowed in return and said with a smile, "Go straight ahead for about half a mile, cross a street, turn left, cross two streets, and you will see a market."
"Is the brokerage shop in the market town?" Zhao Huan looked at him and asked.
"No, no. There are too many people in the market. You can ask someone there. Someone should know where the pawnshop is." The man smiled and turned away indifferently.
"Haha..." Looking at the other person's departing back, Zhao Huan forced a smile on his face, and it seemed as if thousands of horses were galloping in his heart.
If anyone tells me again that the people of the Song Dynasty are kind and honest, I will beat him until his butt is bruised. What a look.
Zhu Lian covered her mouth and chuckled. Seeing Zhao Huan being humiliated was actually quite interesting and full of life.
Zhao Huan asked a small vendor selling buns, and following the guidance of the tea stall owner, Li Yi quickly found the location of the shop.
As soon as I stepped through the gate, several people surrounded me.
"Sir, do you want to rent a house or buy a maid?"
"Sir, I grew up in the capital and am very familiar with this place. No matter what you require, I guarantee you will be satisfied!"
"Young Master..."
The guys in the pawn shop were all very enthusiastic, completely different from the guy just now.