Crown Prince Zhao Huan:
Dad, you're not righteous! The Jin army is here, and you want to run. Take me with you! I don't want to be emperor.
Emperor Huizong Zhao Ji:
Raisin...
"Damn, this Yue guy is really lucky. We're just a little far away, otherwise who would get the credit? We must have killed thousands of Jin soldiers along the way, right?"
"Who says it's not?"
A group of people were chattering, and after drinking a lot of wine, they all shouted that they wanted to go to the Jinniu chain to find Yue Fei to exchange martial arts.
After eating and drinking, the group of people got to work and moved on.
Zhang Bofen, as if remembering something, asked, "Are we missing all the dishes? Didn't they say there was scrambled eggs with aloe vera? Why didn't I see it? I still want to try it."
"Yeah, it seems like there's this dish. The waiter was talking about it being amazing, but I didn't get to try it. Maybe I missed it."
"No, I didn't see it, but there was a fried egg, and it tasted pretty good."
"...What scrambled eggs? Where did you order that? You meant scrambled eggs with aloe vera, but there wasn't enough aloe vera."
"It's a bit small, I don't think it's a bit small. I clearly remember the waiter said it was 90% aloe vera and 10% egg. That dish was clearly scrambled eggs, and I didn't even see any aloe vera."
"Well, I'm lucky. I got a piece of aloe vera, and it tastes really good."
"Master, does this store owner look down on us by selling us fake goods?"
"Smashed his shop, black spot..."
"Waiter, come here."
The waiter came over quickly: "Dear guests, what do you need?"
"If you need anything, ask your boss to come out. We brothers haven't seen any aloe vera in this aloe vera scrambled eggs. It's 90% egg."
"Impossible? Look at our menu, there are pictures and the truth."
"Get lost, I only believe what I see. Second brother, go order another one, we'll wait here."
"Okay."
Soon, the aloe vera scrambled eggs were served.
Zhang Bofen looked at the yellow eggs and slapped the table: "Open your eyes! Where's my aloe vera? Where's my aloe vera?"
………
The shop owner appeared and said with a bow, "I'm sorry, we're out of aloe vera today. Please forgive me and I'm willing to compensate you. This dish is two taels of silver, which is 2,000 wen. I'm willing to double the compensation, to 4,000 wen."
"4,000 wen? You're giving it to a beggar? Do I need that little money?"