“Farewell!” Xu Chu replied.

"Saying goodbye?" Lin Mo could tell from his expression that he was lying. "Tell me the truth!"

"It's a farewell," Xu Chu insisted. "Let's go, let's set off, and return to Xichuan!"

"You... you're starting to give me orders, aren't you?" Lin Mo grinned.

However, Xu Chu is so loyal that he would never harm me. Even if he occasionally causes trouble, it's all to protect me.

"Let's go!" Lin Mo shouted.

~~~

It was noon the next day when they returned to Xichuan City.

Yao Guangxiao came to the city gate to greet him. As soon as he saw Lin Mo, he asked, "How did it go, Your Highness? How did the deal go?"

Lin Mo, “...A deal?”

“Mr. Yao, our lord negotiated this deal very well!” Xu Chu replied. “Our lord called him father-in-law right away, and he called him son-in-law right away.”

Before Lin Mo could speak, Xu Chu continued to add insult to injury, "Let me tell you, our lord wanted to stay in the bridal chamber back then. If it weren't for me, old Xu, stopping him, he probably wouldn't have been able to come back for ten days or half a month."

If Mr. Yao hadn't mentioned it beforehand, I would have definitely thought that the chieftain was imitating those cowards from Jiangdong, using a honey trap to ensnare our lord!

Why didn't you say I came back after giving birth? Lin Mo was getting anxious.

"Oh?" Yao Guangxiao looked astonished. "Your Highness, do you have such unusual tastes?"

Clearly, the demonic monk also thought that Su Zhongxiang only had one daughter, that forty-year-old wet and salty old man.

"Aren't you two annoying?!" Lin Mo roared. "Get the hell out of my way!"

After saying that, Lin Mo spurred his horse and quickly rode away.

That night, Lin Mo couldn't sleep at all.

Why? Every man is lustful, and Lin Mo is no exception.

For example, if a guy who's a shut-in can't find a girlfriend, he might just hold it in, watch a movie, and that'll be the end of it.

If at this moment, there is a goddess who perfectly meets your aesthetic standards, you would agree to be her girlfriend.

In situations like this, where you can't drive for some reason, wouldn't your heart be restless?

To put it simply, Lin Mo at this moment was like being consumed by flames.

"Damn it, this is awful!" Lin Mo thought to himself. "I need to fetch a bucket of cold water to put out this blazing fire!"

Want to use the system to redeem a girl for a fling?

It's not that it's impossible, but Lin Mo always felt that this kind of girl was just too awkward, like an inflatable bouncy ball on Earth.

So he got up and walked out the door.

Just as he was about to open the door, Xu Chu suddenly pushed it open, startling Lin Mo.

"My lord, are you thinking of going to your wife for your wedding night?"

Lin Mo, “…”

"Xu Chu, if you keep babbling on and on, I'm really going to cut your tongue out!"

Lin Mo was furious. "My lord, you're just saying that, but you would never actually do it!" Xu Chu laughed.

Lin Mo was convinced. "I said you..." Before he could finish speaking, Xu Chu interrupted again, "My lord, you don't have to be alone in your room tonight. Your wife, she's here!"

"???" Lin Mo was shocked. "Xu Chu, don't make jokes like that!"

“My lord, I’m not joking,” Xu Chu said. “You’ll see if you don’t believe me.”

After Xu Chu finished speaking, he pointed behind him. Lin Mo looked up and exclaimed, "Holy crap, they're really here?"