This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....
Chapter 105 Chapter 105 Dazai Elizabeth Zhi: I am...
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"The dynamic CGs—'The wind blows past my ears under the moon' and 'The moon is so beautiful tonight'—are sold out. The streamer received 5,000 gold coins."
"CG - 'The Sakura Elf Who Strayed into the Mortal World' sales period has ended. A total of 155 tickets were sold, and the streamer received 4650 gold coins."
The voice of the administrator June echoed in his mind, and Li Xiaoqi stared blankly at Elizabeth who was surrounded by slimes.
When can I draw this card again?
Isn't this from Teyvat?
Suddenly, Li Xiaoqi remembered the sound of the system prompting that the props were consumed.
Dazai! ! !
What are you doing--
Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide and stared at the wooden sign in "Elizabeth"'s hand, his face full of disbelief.
"Elizabeth Leather Suit. Effect: After the host puts on this suit, they transform into Elizabeth. They cannot speak, and can only express themselves using wooden signs. Their human aura will be erased."
Administrator June began to read out the effects of the props. With every word, Li Xiaoqi felt more and more eager to complain.
A momentary blankness appeared on Muzan Kibutsuji's face, and after realizing that all the strange creatures that appeared were not human, his expression became subtle.
Kokushibo blinked slowly, "What kind of creature is this...?"
Douma was stunned and covered his surprised face with his folding fan.
"How many kinds of vampire arts do you have...?"
As smart as he is, he thinks all this is caused by vampire magic.
Of the ten slimes present, five are water, three are thunder, and two are ice.
Three thunder slimes jumped around and surrounded Muzan and the others, emitting lightning from their bodies, forming an encirclement.
The water slime followed closely behind, spitting out bubbles that hit the three ghosts.
The ice slime jumped up and fell between Muzan Kibutsuji, Kokushibo, and Douma.
The numbing feeling of being hit by electric current flowed through his body. Muzan Kibutsuji frowned and looked at the lightning wrapped around his arm with a sneer.
Blisters hit my back and my clothes were wet. The next second, the cold air hit me and ice began to form under my feet.
Muzan Kibutsuji stared at the ice on his feet, and the familiar feeling came over him again.
He frowned and looked at the two subordinates beside him, and saw the same situation.
The attacks from these strange creatures were of no pain to them.
Kokushimo used his sword to deflect the ice off his body and chopped away the slimes that surrounded him.
“Duang——”
The slime hit the tip of the knife, but was not cut in half. Instead, it was bounced away by the tip.
The body flew in a parabola, hit the wall and bounced back, hitting Douma's head.
Douma touched his head, grabbed a water slime and squeezed it, completely ignoring the fact that his face was sprayed with water.
"Is this also your ability?"
Kokushibo asked in a deep voice, his expression twisted for a moment because of the discomfort he felt down there, and his speech became much faster.
"Recover quickly."
Hearing Kokushibo's words, Douma froze and the water slime fell from his hand.
He squatted down and hugged himself, "Lord Kokushibo, I almost forgot its existence, why do you want me to remember it?"
Muzan Kibutsuji's forehead jumped up, and red blood whips grew out of his body. He rushed straight towards Li Xiaoqi and "Elizabeth".
"Elizabeth" quickly stood in front of Li Xiaoqi's face and spread out the blood whip with a wooden board.
I don’t know what material the wooden board is made of, it’s so strong.
Li Xiaoqi looked at the Dazai Osamu card of Elizabeth blocking the way ahead, and inappropriately paid attention to the wooden sign.
"Who are you? What the hell is going on?!"
Ghost Dance Tsuji Muzan said.
His patience reached its limit, and a powerful force erupted from his body, stirring up a violent airflow. The pressure that permeated the entire courtyard and the barbed thorny blood whip destroyed all the slimes.
【I am a bionic robot——Doraemon.】
Dazai Osamu held up the wooden sign, and a sly smile appeared on his face under the leather suit.
Dora your sister!
Li Xiaoqi was stunned when he saw the words on the wooden sign.
The words on the wooden signs appeared extremely quickly. He threw one away, stretched his hand back, and raised it again, and another wooden sign appeared immediately.
[We don't belong to this world. This idiot and I are from the same place. I'm here to find her.]
"ha?"
Muzan Kibutsuji groaned.
Dazai Osamu threw away the wooden sign and raised another one.
[As you can see, this guy's abilities are different from those of ordinary ghosts. Some of her abilities are passive. For example, when someone hurts her and she feels pain, the person who hurt her will turn into a screwdriver.]
[Don't worry, as long as you stop hurting her, she will change back.]
The expressions of Muzan Kibutsuji, Kokushibo, and Douma twisted instantly. They opened their lips but didn't know what to say.
Suddenly, Dazai Osamu turned and looked at Li Xiaoqi.
Li Xiaoqi looked at "Elizabeth"'s big eyes, blinked slowly, and suddenly a light bulb lit up in his head.
"Um... I just said that when I was awake, I appeared in the air and kept falling. It was Lord Kokushibo who caught me."
She closed her eyes and made a determined expression.
"Sure enough, I'm not capable enough. I was exposed right after arriving."
"I'll tell you everything."
Dazai Osamu agreed with her words and said to the wooden sign: "I knew it!!! That's why I'm worried about you, a loser - the organization doesn't have time to go find you right now, so just let me come first."
That’s too much!
Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide and looked at him with an accusing look on his face.
And what the hell is this organization!
When Muzan Kibutsuji saw that Li Xiaoqi obviously relaxed after the appearance of this creature called Doraemon, he felt a little more confused.
He lowered his eyes to look at Li Xiaoqi, recalling everything that had happened from just now until now. When the woman activated her ability, it was not the aura of blood vampire magic.
Kokushibo and Douma might not be able to see it, but he can clearly sense the difference.
Being a demon, she possesses special abilities that are not blood demon magic... Her existence is truly bizarre.
Muzan Kibutsuji calmed down and looked at her with a scrutinizing gaze.
"explain."
"Also, what is your organization?"
When Kokushibo and Douma saw that Kibutsuji Muzan had withdrawn his attack, they also became quiet and stopped moving.
"Here's what happened..."
Li Xiaoqi took a deep breath and began to tell the story vividly.
"The organization we belong to is the Space-Time Administration, located in the space-time gap between planes."
"I'm not a big shot. I'm just an intern at the Space-Time Administration, completing a research assignment assigned by the bureau. Some time ago, a humanoid creature that enjoys eating humans suddenly appeared in the Space-Time Administration."
"I heard it's a creature from Plane 1445... Ah, that's this world. It's a ghost. It accidentally fell through a crack in space and time and ended up in the Spacetime Administration Bureau. Then it was caught by the guards and brought to their superiors."
"At that time, there were rebels in the organization. The ghost was captured by the rebels for research. They took out the mutation factor in the ghost's body and wanted to inject it into my mentor. My mentor is the captain of the First Division of the Space-Time Administration. He is in charge of props and weapons, and the development of various new plants and animals and props. The weapons and props required by the members of other teams must be approved by our captain. It is a very important position."
"So that rebel is targeting our captain, hoping to inject the mutation factor from the ghost's body into him, turning him into a ghost attack team member. In the chaos, the prop and weapons storage will be left unguarded, allowing the rebel to steal powerful weapons and destroy the Space-Time Administration."
Li Xiaoqi sighed, his face showing helplessness. "If the Space-Time Administration Bureau is destroyed, the consequences will be disastrous. Many other worlds will be implicated, and a huge disaster will occur."
"I was originally handing over the mission in the captain's office, but the captain was not there at the time. The lurking rebels mistook me for the captain and injected the mutation factor into my body, and then I lost consciousness."
"Because of this misunderstanding, the captain captured the rebels and locked me up after I turned into a ghost. He made some potions to alleviate my symptoms and gave them to me, which allowed me to regain consciousness briefly."
"At that time, the rebels escaped from prison and the bureau fell into chaos. I was captured by the rebels and they tried to transform me into a monster to destroy the entire Space-Time Administration. In desperation, I used my supernatural powers to break free, but was accidentally sucked into the space-time machine."
"When I opened my eyes again, I was here."
"Doraemon is my partner. He is here to take me back."
Dazai Osamu fell silent and stared at Li Xiaoqi without saying a word.
Li Xiaoqi looked back at him and said pitifully, "Right?"
Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched, and he raised the wooden sign: [Yes! ]
Muzan Kibutsuji, Kokushibo and Douma had dazed expressions and staring eyes, probably trying to sort out what Li Xiaoqi said.
"Space-Time Administration Bureau...plane?"
"What's the meaning?"
Douma asked honestly.
Ancient ghosts didn't know these trendy words. Muzan Kibutsuji and Kokushibo looked at Li Xiaoqi silently.
Li Xiaoqi licked his dry lips and silently turned to look at Dazai Osamu.
So, the wooden signs in Dazai Osamu's hand kept appearing and disappearing, until there were three piles of wooden signs as high as a person at his feet, and then he explained everything to them.
Dazai Osamu patted the wooden sign impatiently: [Do you understand?]
Muzan Kibutsuji and Kokushibo didn't say anything, and it was unknown whether they understood what was said or not.
Douma was in awe the entire time, raising his hand to say, "I get it! This is amazing—"
Li Xiaoqi grabbed Dazai Osamu's hand and said excitedly, "Doraemon, can we go back now? You found it so quickly!"
[No, the time machine is broken.]
Dazai Osamu, wearing Elizabeth's leather suit, shook the wooden sign.
Li Xiaoqi held his cheeks and shouted.
“How could this happen!!!”
[On the way here, we encountered space-time turbulence, and the space shuttle malfunctioned, so it must have fallen somewhere in this world.]
"I'll go look for you next. You idiot, you'll just stay here and study the assignment the captain has given you."
Dazai Osamu gestured to Li Xiaoqi to look at the soil under the cherry tree.
Douma asked curiously, "What homework?"
"Oh, well, the captain discovered a plant called 'Blue Bana' that can eliminate the poisonous fog produced by monsters living in the rifts of time and space. Yes, it's from this world, but unfortunately, this plant has become extinct."
Li Xiaoqi showed a look of regret and continued, "I'm a researcher on the team. Although I'm only an intern, I do have some skills... That's why the captain gave me the task of reviving the blue red spider lily. The captain originally wanted to send me to this world to investigate and collect samples, to find the blue red spider lily's habitat, and to bring back the soil from that habitat for research."
"Luckily, this is the world I fell into."
"I'm sorry, I lied to Lord Kokushibo. After all, I don't know if you are all good people. And because of the ghosts in this world, there was trouble in the bureau, so I didn't dare to tell the truth."
"This Excellency said he couldn't sense me. Perhaps it's because I'm not from this world and have a special physique."
Li Xiaoqi took the opportunity to replace the humble term "Sir" with the humble term "Your Excellency", which is of equal status.
When he heard that the blue red spider lily had disappeared, Muzan Kibutsuji was shocked and the indifferent expression on his face almost collapsed.
When he heard that Li Xiaoqi wanted to study and revive the blue red spider lily, he slowly opened his eyes and immediately retracted all his hostility.
Li Xiaoqi looked apologetic, raised his hand and scratched the back of his head, and said embarrassedly: "Every member of the Space-Time Administration has his or her own special ability. Mine is summoning and creation."
"Everyone has seen the summoning ability. When in danger, you can summon creatures from another world to protect yourself. However, this depends on luck. For example, the slime just now was relatively weak."
"Part of the creation is active, and part is passive. Just like Doraemon said, if someone hurts me, a part of my body will be transformed..."
She spoke more and more quietly, looking at the three ghosts' pants.
The bulge disappeared and the effect of the virus solution disappeared.
At this moment, Li Xiaoqi saw relaxed expressions on Wuzan and the others' faces.
“…”
After a moment of silence, Muzan Kibutsuji stretched out his hand towards Li Xiaoqi with a smile on his lips.
"I see."
"Please forgive my disrespect just now. After all, this is my base, and I must ensure the safety of my people."
"Welcome Miss Nana to Infinite City. Miss Nana, don't worry about your research here. My subordinates will do their best to help you."
"Please rest assured, most of us ghosts are kind and gentle, and will only eat humans with ulterior motives. The humans in this world are mostly selfish and ignorant, the parasites of the world, insidious and cunning, and love to provoke wars. They once pushed us ghosts into a desperate situation, and we had to fight them for survival."
"If you want to go out, they will act as guards to protect your safety. In this world, humans are very dangerous, especially those from the Demon Slayer Corps."
Li Xiaoqi looked at the gentle smile on Muzan Kibutsuji's face and felt a chill in his heart.
After hearing about the blue spider lily, this guy started to pretend.
And they confuse right and wrong...
She arched her brows and smiled brightly in response.
Anyway, I can finally stay in Infinite City.
"Ohh ...
Douma clapped his hands excitedly, walked up to her and greeted her affectionately, "Ms. Nana, I am Douma, Upper Moon Two."
"Please advise me."
Kokushibo groaned and looked at the soil under the cherry tree. "Was this soil created for the purpose of studying blue spider lilies?"
Li Xiaoqi nodded obediently, "Yes."
Muzan Kibutsuji widened his smile and said, "I will have Naruto arrange a separate courtyard for Miss Nana. Kokushibo's frequent sword training will surely disturb your research."
Li Xiaoqi folded his hands and agreed.
"good."
Dazai Osamu held up a wooden sign and waved his hands.
【It was decided happily! 】