This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....
Chapter 175 Chapter 175 Searching for treasure, Dazai’s dark history...
175
On the top floor of a black building, a blonde girl was lying on the ground, drawing a few little people on a piece of paper with crayons.
There were both male and female figures, holding hands, and lying on the grass, creating a harmonious scene.
The sunshade glass seemed to be turned on and opened, and light rushed in and shone on the blonde girl.
A hazy light enveloped the blonde girl, making the red of the crayon on the paper appear as red as blood.
The room was filled with melodious symphonies, occasionally accompanied by magnetic hums.
Mori Ogai sat at the top, tapping the table with his hands intentionally or unintentionally, his right hand stroking his cheek, the blonde girl's appearance reflected in his eyes.
Several beautiful dresses were scattered on the floor and on the sofa, and no one cared about them.
The blonde girl hummed a ballad and looked back at Mori Ougai.
"Rintaro, we have a guest."
She stood up and put her hands on her hips angrily.
"Why are there guests again? I just want to paint here alone today!"
Mori Ogai clasped his hands together and smiled dotingly.
The computer on the desk sounded an alarm. He lowered his eyes and covered the computer with white gloves and opened it.
The monitoring interface popped up, and Zhongyuan Zhongye was singing and dancing on the stage, and his subordinates were cheering with cheering sticks in the audience, which almost blinded his eyes.
Mori Ogai quickly closed the computer, took a deep breath, and then opened it.
Singing was heard on the computer screen, and this time, two "women" who were difficult to describe appeared next to Chuuya Nakahara.
These two "women" are called women, but the voices in their throats are too rough, the muscles in their limbs are too developed, and just looking at their faces they look like men.
To be precise, only the face of the white-haired "woman" could be seen, and the other person's head was completely covered by a black woolen mask, so her face could not be seen clearly.
But if they are men, then I don’t know how to explain the big balls on their chests.
If I have to explain it, these two people look like the product of failed plastic surgery in Thailand.
What's worse is that now they are twisting their waists and making seductive expressions.
Mori Ogai felt that his eyes were polluted and closed the computer with a snap.
"Alice, I think my computer has a virus."
Alice looked speechless. "It must be because Rintaro usually browses some shady websites, so he got the virus."
Sen Ouwai's face fell and he said, "That's too much! I didn't look at those little websites."
He looked out the window with a heavy gaze, and his voice grew colder.
"It seems that this uninvited guest is a bit strange."
The next second, Mori Ogai received a message on his phone.
[Boss, the base has been invaded by unknown individuals, their identities and abilities are unknown, there are four of them in total.]
[Boss, rest assured! We have all the Black Lizards here, as well as Lord Nakahara, Lord Momiji, and even Lord Akutagawa! With Lord Akutagawa here, the enemy will definitely be destroyed!]
[No, it's five people! An old man suddenly appeared out of nowhere! The old man was holding another person in his hand!]
Mori Ogai stared at the screen, sweat dripping down his forehead.
"How many people are there?"
"An old man holding an old man, is this a scene from a horror movie?"
[Boss, no! The enemy is too powerful. They can even summon giant cockroaches. Help!]
Mori Ogai looked at the messages on his phone one after another, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Higuchi, your words don't seem to match your quiet appearance at all."
Alice skipped over to Mori Ogai's side, glanced at her phone screen, and said, "So what do we do next?"
"The enemy's abilities and attack methods seem very special."
Mori Ogai looked at a message that popped up. It described the specific situation, saying that the elevator system of the entire floor had been hacked and the enemy was heading straight for where he was.
"Then let's wait and see what moves the other party will make."
Mori Ogai stood up, walked to the glass window, and overlooked the boundless sea.
"As a leader, you cannot appear before the enemy until the last moment."
Suddenly, the computer beeped again.
He looked back and saw the scene happening on the middle stairs.
Thus, Mori Ogai understood what it meant to have an "old man holding an old man" situation.
If he hadn't clearly known that he was sober and not poisoned, he would have suspected that someone had mixed wild mushrooms from Yunnan, China into his lunch today, and that they were uncooked mushrooms.
The intruder's figure and face appeared in Mori Ogai's eyes again, the two people whose gender was unknown just now, a well-behaved and beautiful woman and a tall white-haired man.
This white-haired man is a powerful sorcerer who just destroyed the monster that was wreaking havoc in Yokohama this morning.
Those monsters cannot be seen by those with special abilities, and neither can ordinary humans. It is said that only a very small number of those with special abilities have the ability to see monsters.
Why did the sorcerer get involved?
While he was thinking, the computer made a "biu biu biu" sound, and the old man spun like a top, with red lasers coming out of his mouth.
“…”
Mori Ogai was stunned at first, and after a strange silence for a moment, his shoulders began to tremble.
He chuckled softly as Alice stared at him blankly.
*
Documents fell like rain, brushing against Sakata Gintoki's cheeks and covering Li Xiaoqi's head.
Li Xiaoqi sneezed and knocked the documents off his head.
Gojo Satoru caught one of the photos floating in the air and showed interest when he saw the words on it.
"Is this... a request for the use of weapons to attack a hostile organization?"
He shook the paper and threw it behind him as if he didn't see it.
"Haha, if you accidentally see confidential documents in the mafia, will you be hunted down?"
Dazai Osamu raised the corners of his lips and his eyes swept across the flying papers.
"Maybe?"
He spoke nonchalantly, stepping over the papers scattered on the floor and walking inside.
Elder Geta took small steps, leaving a few shoe prints on the documents on the ground.
Li Xiaoqi jumped up, grabbed the document that hit his face and threw it to the ground.
"What do you mean by 'maybe'? Everything we do today, every single one of them, will be listed as the top target for pursuit!"
Sakata Gintoki wiped his face and looked down at Li Xiaoqi.
"No...how do I put it..."
"Xiao Qi, I feel that the two of us are quite pitiful."
Li Xiaoqi sneered, "Tsk."
Nakahara Chuuya's office is quite spacious. In addition to the desk and computer chair, there is a filing cabinet against the wall, as well as a winter heater, a red leather sofa and a rectangular coffee table.
The air rushed out, the gritty dust dissipated, and the lingering smell of the room filled the air.
Dazai Osamu looked around and finally fixed his eyes on the incense on the coffee table.
The remaining liquid can be faintly seen in the black bottle, with three diffuser sticks placed inside.
"Oh, it smells like maturity."
Gojo Satoru walked over to the coffee table and teased as he smelled the aroma of the incense.
When Elder Getu saw someone following in, he started running around the room like a sweeping robot.
Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki's gazes followed the trajectory of Elder Geto's movements, with indescribable expressions on their faces and a bit of pity for Geto Geto in their eyes.
She looked at Elder Getsuyu and saw that he stopped in front of a brown-black desk and slowly opened his mouth.
"Discover, treasure."
In an instant, everyone's attention was drawn over.
Dazai Osamu hummed a song and walked to the desk and opened the table in front of Elder Getu.
The drawer was opened, he raised his brows and took out a black card.
"Oh, this seems to be a black card."
"Take it."
Dazai Osamu put the black card into his pocket and widened the smile on his lips.
Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide, feeling that he was really sorry for Zhongyuan Chuuya this time. He hurried over and held Dazai Osamu's hand, took out the black card from his pocket and put it back.
"Nana, what are you doing!?"
Dazai Osamu shouted as if the black card was his.
Sakata Gintoki was silent for two seconds, then reached out his sinful hand to the drawer.
"Well... Mafia, they kill people like crazy, so there's always a price to pay."
Li Xiaoqi twitched the corner of his mouth and slapped Sakata Gintoki's hand away.
"I think Zhongyuanjun is unlucky enough to meet us today, let him go."
Sakata Gintoki and Dazai Osamu showed regretful expressions and quietly said "huh".
"So far, the new gifts the streamer has received include: 1 potion that increases random debuffs, 1 potion that reduces random attributes, 1 Hell's Torment Set, 1 Nakahara Chuuya's Rage, 2 Elders, 3 Elder Experience Tickets, 3 Hozuki's Mace, 3 Didi Cars, 4 Conan's Tranquilizer Watch, 6 Cats, 8 Doraemon's Bamboo Dragonfly, 11 Snapdragons, 36 Okita Sougo's Bazookas, 40 Wild Mushroom and Chicken Skewers, 59 Radish and Vegetable Soup, 68 Sunset Fruits, 99 Sumeru Roses, and 178 Sweet Flowers."
In my mind, Administrator June began to announce the list of newly added gifts.
When Li Xiaoqi heard that the cat was fine, his eyelids twitched unconsciously.
“Is it now just delivering food?”
Dazai Osamu murmured softly, a look of deep thought crossing his brows.
Li Xiaoqi heard his whisper and realized the change in the content of the gift.
Although it was common for gifts to change, it was rare for such a large amount of healing food to appear.
What tricks is the system trying to play again?
Li Xiaoqi raised his eyes and met Dazai Osamu's gaze.
Dazai Osamu shook his head slightly and did not give an answer.
He looked at Elder Getsuyu and found that he had stopped in front of the fireplace.
"They're almost catching up."
Dazai Osamu spoke.
Elder Xia Yu spoke again: "Treasure, found!"
This time, as soon as he finished speaking, red light appeared in his eyes and two lasers were fired, piercing the fireplace.
Suddenly, a book fell out of the fireplace.
The cover of the book was a little yellowed, with a corner missing, and a line of words written on it with a marker.
——Dazai Osamu’s black history handbook.
Dazai Osamu was stunned and stared at the book on the ground in a daze.
Gojo Satoru groaned, leaning back on the sofa and crossing his arms, "Dazai Osamu?"
He looked at Dazai Osamu, and a look of understanding flashed across his eyes.
"As expected, there is a Mr. Dazai in this world too."
Li Xiaoqi's face froze slightly. She didn't expect Gojo Satoru to suddenly say such surprising words.
Sakata Gintoki knew Dazai Osamu's identity. While paying attention to the movements in the corridor, he kept his eyes on Dazai Osamu.
Dazai Osamu chuckled and said, "Gojo-kun, you already knew this."
Gojo Satoru spread his hands but did not deny it.
"Chuya-kun used to say you were a man wearing a black mask with a raspy, unpleasant voice. The mafia downstairs also said the same thing."
"And when Jay and I saw you, you weren't wearing any mask, and your voice was normal."
"The most important thing is that I've met someone exactly like you before."
Dazai Osamu did not show any surprise. He walked forward and picked up the book lying on the ground.
As soon as I picked it up, a photo slid out.
He lowered his eyes and happened to see the content of the photo.
Dazai Osamu opened his eyes wide, and a look of disbelief appeared in his iris-colored pupils.
"Odasaku?"
The photo is a photo of two people.
The man who looked just like him was wearing a light brown coat, holding his stomach with a look of pain on his face, his face painted beyond recognition with a brush.
Not only that, the man's eyes widened and he looked up.
The man he called Odasaku was holding a brush, a little ink on the tip of his nose, and a happy smile on his face as he held the brush in his hand.
Above their heads, ink was pouring down.
Dazai Osamu's hands trembled slightly, and another photo fell from the book, which was exactly the sequel to this photo.
The ink poured out completely, splashing onto the three people, turning their entire bodies black, with only their eyes and open mouths remaining white.
Li Xiaoqi saw the photo on the ground and slowly smiled.
Gojo Satoru patted Li Xiaoqi's shoulder. Li Xiaoqi turned around and was poked on the cheek by Gojo Satoru's index finger.
He said something silently.
"Please treat me to dessert."
Li Xiaoqi raised the corners of his lips and smiled with curved eyebrows.
Sakata Gintoki noticed the interaction between the two and looked at the live broadcast interface in confusion.
At this moment, a group of viewers on the live broadcast screen let out explosive screams.