My Gourmet Food Makes the Myriad Worlds Cry

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Chapter 114 The whole world is against me, Ba Dao tushumi.cc

The Exploding Sky Gang moved very quickly.

The main reason is that this world seems to be particularly hostile to living things.

In the presence of living beings, one must travel by spaceship, flying sword, or one's own martial arts techniques.

Even with higher cultivation levels, the speed will only be relatively faster.

But inanimate objects are different.

Not only can the speed of transporting inanimate objects increase several times, but there are even arrays that can directly teleport long distances.

Two teleportation arrays were pre-set, allowing for arrival in an instant!

The recipient of Ye Feng's package was a long-term high-end customer of the Zha Tian Gang, so the Zha Tian Gang naturally dared not neglect him.

Arrange delivery and dispatch immediately.

Even so, the person in charge, Li Qingcang, was extremely busy.

"My order must be delivered immediately! If I don't receive it by noon today, I will definitely file a complaint!"

No sooner had the call with Fairy Yunxiao ended than another call came from the Ice Phoenix Demoness.

"I won't say anything else, but if my package arrives later than Yunxiao's, you can expect me to complain about you!"

Li Qingcang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, feeling as if his head was about to explode.

As an important member of the Exploding Sky Gang and the person in charge of the entire business, I was threatened eleven times this morning!

What a disgrace!

They didn't dare say anything!

Their backgrounds are all incredibly powerful, and their strength is unparalleled!

Old Xu watched from the sidelines, laughing heartily, with a hint of schadenfreude.

Li Qingcang glared at him and said irritably, "Fatty Xu, what are you gloating about!"

Ever since Xu Laoda took Ye Feng and the others to participate in the sect competition last time, and was fattened up by Ye Feng on the spaceship, he has been sporting a big belly.

At first, I tried various exercises but couldn't lose weight.

Just as she was about to ask Ye Feng for a solution, she suddenly received an invitation to go boating on the lake from the white lotus flower in her heart!

Xu Laoda took the invitation from the seemingly innocent but ultimately unattainable friend of the woman he had pursued for a thousand years very seriously.

But when she suddenly saw her own belly, she felt utterly hopeless.

Even last-minute cramming didn't reduce my belly fat.

After going to the appointment in such a state of grief, things took an unexpected turn.

The innocent-looking girl actually likes chubby people!

They even said that being chubby makes them feel safe!

This made Boss Xu ecstatic.

From that moment on, I was determined never to lose weight from that belly.

The nickname "Fatty Xu" quickly spread.

Xu Laoda felt no shame at all; on the contrary, he was proud and pleased to have found a partner and ended his single life.

Li Qingcang was at a loss with him, but suddenly asked curiously, "Do you think your friend's cooking is really that amazing? That so many powerful figures would flock to it?"

Old Xu chuckled and said, "They just haven't had it yet."

Li Qingcang was taken aback by this, then said, "So you mean, they won't act like this after they've eaten?"

Old Xu rolled his eyes.

If you're uncultured, you should read more books. Is that what I mean?

"What I mean is that after they've eaten, it's probably not as simple as just urging you; they'll likely go directly to the branch offices in various locations to pick it up themselves."

"Hiss... Is it really that delicious?"

Old Xu patted his belly smugly and said, "Don't you know who I am? If I weren't something rare and unique, would I willingly admit defeat?"

After saying that, he smacked his lips, savoring the taste: "Especially the one made with chopped chili and scallion heads, it was so good it made you want to eat your tongue! Slurp..."

"Damn it! Take your saliva back! And now go tell your henchmen to deliver at full speed!"

After saying that, he flicked his sleeve, gave a light hum, and walked out the door.

After giving some instructions, Boss Xu took out a communication jade slip and then went out.

...

Ba Dao was extremely bored in his cave.

In the past, a casual meditation session could easily last for several years.

But I'm not in the mood for it at all right now.

My heart aches whenever I think about what happened yesterday.

He couldn't help but grit his teeth and say, "These damned bastards, they're infuriating!"

Just then, his communication jade slip lit up.

Suppressing his restless emotions, he took the jade slip and said in a deep voice, "Who is it? I am Ba Dao."

A sweet laugh came from the jade slip: "Fellow Daoist Ba Dao, it's me, Bing Huang. I know you didn't qualify yesterday. I just received those fragrant braised chicken wings and came to share them with you right away. Aren't you touched? Come, listen."

A series of "crackling" sounds rang out from the jade slip, and the Overlord's mind had already conjured up the image of the Ice Phoenix Witch gnawing on chicken wings.

With a fierce expression, Ba Dao glared and said, "Thank you!"

Then he quickly hung up the jade slip.

The jade slip lit up again as soon as the call ended.

He picked it up again and said irritably, "Fellow Daoist Ice Phoenix, I appreciate your kindness, but you didn't have to broadcast it to me!"

However, a sweet voice, completely different from Binghuang's, came from the jade slip.

"I am not Sister Ice Phoenix, I am Yunxiao. Fellow Daoist Ba Dao, are you angered by Sister Ice Phoenix?"

Ba Dao immediately felt like he had found a kindred spirit and poured out his grievances: "You're right?! She started by saying she was comforting me and even showed off some fancy chicken wings! All she did was make sarcastic remarks, it made me so angry!"

"Giggle..."

A series of silvery laughs rang out; Fairy Yunxiao was clearly amused by the friendly exchange between Ba Dao and Ice Phoenix Demoness.

"Sister Ice Phoenix too! She clearly knows Fellow Daoist Ba Dao is grieving, yet she keeps rubbing salt into your wounds. It's really wrong of her! I must condemn her! *crack crack*"

"Exactly! We must condemn this... Hmm? What's that sound over there?"

"There's no sound? Click, click..."

Ba Dao is so angry!

She said, trembling, "Yunxiao! You actually teamed up with Binghuang to anger me!"

After saying that, he hung up the jade slip with a "snap".

The jade slip was filled with a series of giggles and crunching sounds of eating.

As soon as Guang hung up the jade slip, it lit up again.

As soon as the call connected, Ba Dao roared, "I don't care who you are! If you dare mention chicken wings, I'll kill you! Kill you! I, Ba Dao, mean what I say!"

Xiuming Demon Lord felt that Ba Dao had gone mad and that he needed to avoid his sharp edge.

So he quickly said, "Don't worry, Fellow Daoist Ba Dao! I, Xiu Ming, will never mention the chicken wings! I know that chicken wings are a sore spot for you right now, so how could I possibly talk about them? Even if they're incredibly delicious, even if they're better than dragon liver and phoenix marrow, I absolutely will not say a word about them. Bye!"

After saying that, he hung up the communication without waiting for Ba Dao to react.

Ba Dao roared to the sky: "Xiu Ming, you bastard! You mentioned five chicken wings in one sentence! Don't let me run into you, or I'll definitely kill you!"

...

Standing atop the high mountain peak, Ba Dao was filled with despair.

This is a world that targets my Overlord Blade.

Everyone is targeting my Overlord Blade.

As soon as I close my eyes, it seems like there's a giant chicken wing laughing at me.

What's the point of living?

I might as well die!