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Same formula, familiar beams of light.
Ye Feng was also somewhat surprised.
This boss is something else! My plate of meat sat there untouched for ages, and you spotted it the moment I put it on top of the rice.
"Holy crap, here we go again!"
"Damn it, this is supposed to be a food streamer, but all they do is spout this 'divine blessing' stuff all day long. How are we supposed to live?"
"Host, please speak! What's going on? Why do you always seem to receive blessings from heaven?"
Ye Feng said with some helplessness, "I don't know why the Heavenly Dao keeps targeting me. Actually, it's giving me a real headache. After the Heavenly Dao bestows its blessing, this thing is basically inedible."
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"Listen to this, listen to this! Is this even human language?"
"Host, do you know that saying things like that could easily lead to your death in the street?"
"Screw you! Send me this inedible stuff, and I'll show you how to eat it upside down!"
"Not only can I eat while standing upside down, I can also do a 36,000-degree spin in the air followed by a 7,200-turn giant spin while eating!"
Ye Feng's Versailles comment immediately caused an uproar in the comments section.
And that's exactly the effect he wanted.
Ye Feng was overjoyed when he glanced at the attributes of the braised pork rice bowl blessed by heaven and earth.
[Perfect Braised Pork Belly Blessed by Heaven and Earth: Rating 5 stars. Consuming it will increase your cultivation level by one rank within one day, up to a maximum of the Upper Mahayana Realm. If consumed by someone at the Upper Mahayana Realm, it will increase their total spiritual power by 20%.]
Good, keep it.
This blessing from heaven and earth is different from the previous ones.
Previously, the whole dish was blessed, but this time the dish itself was fine; only the rice bowl topped with meat sauce and a few pieces of meat was blessed.
So Ye Feng took out another bowl of rice from the jade slip and could continue eating.
That saves us from having to redo it.
I picked up a few more pieces of braised pork from the plate, and then scooped some of the braising sauce from the bottom of the plate and poured it over the rice. A fragrant bowl of braised pork rice was ready again.
But what happened next really left Ye Feng speechless, both amused and exasperated.
The familiar beam of light is back!
"Damn it! Even though 'fuck' is a plant, it perfectly expresses my truest feelings right now!"
"Holy crap! Whose offspring is this? This is the first time I've ever seen Heaven's Blessing used like this!"
"I used to think this streamer was one of those once-in-a-century geniuses, but I was wrong. This is a once-in-a-millennium prodigy!"
"This child has the talent to achieve enlightenment. If nothing unexpected happens, he will surely ascend to the Immortal Realm in due time."
"In my opinion, this child has already established his own lineage. If he has the ambition, he could quickly establish a third-rate sect."
These big shots have completely gone mad.
This is utter nonsense!
When did the blessing of heaven and earth become so commonplace?
Although we've received many blessings from heaven and earth before, it's never been this outrageous to have a dish served twice, right?
Is this still the same cultivation game?
Ye Feng put away the second bowl of braised pork rice, a gift from heaven and earth.
Amidst the angry, jealous, and incredulous gazes of the bigwigs, he took out another bowl of rice.
Upon seeing the third bowl of rice, the group of bigwigs shuddered.
This is... could it happen again?!
This is ridiculous!
If you do this again, we're really going to check your water meter!
That's just how the world is; the more you try to prevent something from happening, the more likely it is to happen.
The third blessing from heaven and earth occurred right before everyone's eyes.
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Everyone was speechless.
At this moment, it seems that no words can adequately express my feelings.
Jealousy makes people ugly.
The expressions on the faces of the bigwigs at that moment were as ferocious as could be.
"I hate it! Why isn't such a freakish disciple from my sect?"
"Does your dilapidated sect have the environment to nurture such freakish disciples?"
"Your sect is so powerful, how come you don't have a single disciple like this?"
"This is a real swordsman cutting off someone's butt! This is eye-opening! Where did this kind of freak come from?"
"Fellow Daoist Wang Teng, watch your words. If a sword cultivator were to chop off your butt, it wouldn't be as simple as just opening your eyes."
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The Peony Fairy's expression was also somewhat shocked at this moment.
Although she already knew that this kid was establishing a sect, the successive blessings from heaven and earth had made her somewhat numb.
Moreover, and most importantly, that kid has been cultivating for less than 50 years!
Having such an experience in less than 50 years, it's likely that there was no such thing as a bottleneck in his early cultivation journey!
I doubt that kid would want to be brought into our own backyard, so maybe we should try a different approach?
Why don't we give the alliance that our own secret sect often organizes?
My beloved Rose is now over two hundred years old, in the prime of her life, a beautiful young woman waiting to be married...
The Ice Phoenix Witch, twirling her beautiful hair, stared in astonishment at the Mirror Flower Water Moon.
She might be joking around, that's just her personality, but she never expected that one of the people she was joking with would be such a pervert.
Looking at the tempting braised pork belly in the mirror, I thought of the delicious food I had eaten before.
He couldn't help but mutter to himself, "Why don't I shut down the other concubines and just talk about him from now on? If she really takes a liking to him, it wouldn't be a bad deal to win him over..."
Fairy Yunxiao's third brother, True Man Ming, is also watching Ye Feng's live stream at this moment.
For a responsible older brother, it's natural to pay close attention to which streamer his sister tipped.
If he turns out to be a jerk trying to scam his girlfriend, he wouldn't mind interrupting him.
After all, his younger sister had only been cultivating for over 900 years; she was still just a child!
This Ye Feng is the streamer my sister has been following the most lately.
Seeing that they didn't even show their faces and didn't speak or interact much, I felt a little relieved.
But to my utter surprise, I saw such an explosive scene on the very first day of watching the live stream.
Even this giant of the Great Ascension Realm was tempted when he saw Ye Feng.
"I never imagined that there would be such a freakish person in this illusory world. Such talent is truly rare in the world. His future achievements will surely be limitless."
The woman is over 900 years old; it's about time she found a Daoist partner…
Ye Feng was naturally unaware that he was being eyed by countless giants in the cultivation world.
With a joyful heart, I put away the third bowl of braised pork rice, a gift from heaven and earth.
Then, with an expectant look on his face, he took out a fourth bowl of rice...
"Holy crap! I'm speechless. Is this some kind of exploitation of the Heavenly Dao?!"
"Good heavens, who the hell taught such a bastard? All I want to say is, teach me, how can I train a disciple like this?"
"If this bowl can still bestow blessings, I'll gouge these eyes out and throw them on the ground to stomp on like bubbles!"
"Screenshot taken, looking forward to the scene of stepping on the bubbles."
Gradually, the comment section quieted down.
Everyone's eyes were fixed on the bowl of braised pork.
Everyone is concerned about the same issue.
Will this fourth bowl of food still bring blessings from heaven and earth?