My Gourmet Food Makes the Myriad Worlds Cry

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Chapter 148 This cook is too much of a mood killer

Ye Feng himself didn't know just how big the Heavenly Dao Boss's appetite really was.

So he wasn't sure if the fourth bowl would still bring him blessings.

I carefully replicated the original bowl of rice, even trying to make the amount of braising sauce and the position of the meat pieces exactly the same.

Then……

The big shots in "Mirror Flower Water Moon" were all numb.

All right.

You're awesome, you're phenomenal, you're amazing, okay?

With his incredibly awesome, heaven-sent dishes as a foundation, people will have to be careful if they ever run into his sect again.

Things blessed by heaven and earth are not easy to deal with. Although they are basically things that can only be used once, no one wants to be the one targeted.

At this moment, a message in the bullet screen broke the silence.

Peony Fairy sent a mischievous emoji and said, "That Fellow Daoist from Mangshan, if you're going to do the eye-catching thing, are you doing it live? We have the latest live-streamed 'Mirror Flower Water Moon,' which is 20% better than the original. Welcome to purchase."

"Hahaha, Fellow Daoist Mangshan, didn't you just say something too much? Are you going to step on me, step on me, or step on me?"

"If he doesn't step on it himself, I'll go to his sect and step on it for him. Anyway, it's not far away."

"Sigh, I'm not in the mood to watch Fellow Daoist Mangshan scout around right now. I only have two wishes. First, I want to know what kind of background the streamer has that makes him so favored by the Heavenly Dao. Second, I want to try what this braised pork tastes like that makes it equally favored by the Heavenly Dao."

"Oh, I didn't expect it to be Fellow Daoist Ming Zhenren. No wonder Fairy Yunxiao hasn't said anything. What's wrong? Are you afraid that Fairy Yunxiao has been deceived?"

"Haha, how could that be? I'm very open-minded. My sister has her own ideas, and we brothers won't stop her."

After he said that, the comment section suddenly fell silent.

This signal is quite obvious!

You used to look at everyone as if they were a pervert, but now you're suddenly saying this. Does that mean you've taken a liking to this streamer?

"Fellow Daoist Ming, have you taken a liking to the streamer?"

"No, no, that's not true. I just don't meddle in the affairs of young people."

Just as they were discussing, Ye Feng put away the braised pork rice bowl that had been blessed by heaven and earth.

Then, they took out the fifth bowl of rice!

The big shots in the live stream immediately sensed something was wrong.

Are you fucking never going to stop?!

Are you trying to make us green with envy?!

"Are you fucking never going to stop?! If you keep this up, do you believe I'll try to touch your private parts in the mirror?!"

"Fellow Daoist, if you actually manage to find it, remember to send me the coordinates. I'm going to go and demolish their mountain gate too. I'm also going to capture the streamer and bring him back to my sect, make him cook for me every day, and not even feed him!"

"Damn it, I already stomped on a pair of eyes, and after eating the Tian Shan Snow Lotus, another pair grew. If he can still bestow blessings, I'll stomp on the new pair too, damn it!"

"The streamer's face has to be revealed! I want to see who's so shameless!"

"I just wanted to watch the streamer eat so I could eat something too, but I didn't get to eat a single bite. I was so frustrated that I almost got internal injuries."

"Look! He's been set up for five seconds now, but Heaven's Blessing hasn't come yet!"

"Hahaha, this grandson is done for, he's limp."

"Seeing that the streamer 'Heaven and Earth Blessing' didn't come made me even happier than when I received 'Heaven and Earth Blessing' myself."

Ye Feng rubbed his chin, looking somewhat helpless.

He actually felt that the blessings bestowed by heaven and earth had not yet reached their limit.

However, there was a very important problem that limited him.

That means there's no broth left.

The braised pork belly itself is reduced to almost no sauce after being cooked over high heat.

After pouring the sauce over the first four bowls of rice, it was all gone.

He guessed that this was also the reason why the fifth bowl did not receive blessings from heaven and earth.

Oh well, I've already had four bowls. One shouldn't be too greedy.

Putting his slight frustration aside, Ye Feng picked up his bowl and started eating.

After taking a bite and savoring the flavor, he said, "The braised pork is soft, tender, and rich, with a sweet, salty, and slightly spicy taste. Paired with the fresh and sweet aroma of my crystal-clear, distinct grains of new fragrant rice, it's truly irresistible."

With each bite, I felt the soft fat crumble on my tongue, and the shredded meat slip effortlessly into my stomach—it was the ultimate in satisfaction.

"Damn! This made me cry."

"The streamer is such a rip-off. It was fine at first, but after he said that, I could just picture it right there in my mind."

"Where's that fellow Daoist who was going to use the 'Mirror Flower Water Moon' technique to kill the streamer? Hurry up and go, and sew his mouth back up before you kill him."

Looking at the furious comments section, Ye Feng smirked with triumph.

But he continued, "However, there is still one shortcoming."

After saying that, he took out a garlic clove from the jade slip and showed it to the camera.

"Eating meat without garlic is like missing half the flavor. Meat should be eaten with garlic. Don't underestimate garlic just because it looks ordinary. When eaten with meat, it adds different flavors and variations."

With a crisp "crunch," the sound of gnawing on garlic reached the audience's ears clearly.

He picked up another piece of meat and a mouthful of rice and began to chew, a look of extreme satisfaction spreading across his face.

"Slurp..."

"Damn, who can handle this?"

"May the streamer die a horrible death! Fellow Daoist who climbed the Mirror Flower Water Moon, hurry up and make your move!"

"Stop it, streamer. There are already people outside your door who are there to kill you. Before you die, pack up the braised pork you didn't finish eating."

"The person upstairs is right... Holy crap!"

Holy crap!

"Where the hell is my saber?!"

"I'm so damn tired and cold!"

"Damn it!"

...

The audience, who were initially condemning Ye Feng, suddenly changed their tune and began cursing him.

The obscene words used made Ye Feng doubt whether these people were still big shots in the cultivation world.

They were all hurling insults even more fiercely than the most notorious street thugs.

As for the reason...

It's nothing more than the fifth time that Heaven and Earth have bestowed their blessings upon us.

Ye Feng covered his forehead, looking slightly helpless, and said, "Ugh, this is really awful. I just wanted to eat, but I only managed one bite out of five bowls of rice. Don't you all think I'm incredibly unlucky?"

grass!

Trying to manipulate my mindset, huh?!

If I can't eat because of this, I'd rather go a thousand years without a single bite!

"Whose gun is this? Get the hell out of here and take care of this streamer! I don't want to see him for another day!"

"Comparisons are odious; comparing goods is pointless. I used to think I was a chosen one, but today I admit defeat."

"Fellow Daoists, please pay attention to your surroundings and see where there are any energy fluctuations that seem to be a blessing from heaven and earth. Once we pinpoint the location, we'll all attack it together, capture the streamer, and then retreat. From now on, we'll share this streamer and have him cook for us every day!"

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Wulaofeng Small Canteen.

Shenqing Zhenjun woke up rubbing his throbbing forehead.

As soon as I woke up, I saw the place where Ye Feng was live streaming, with beams of light bestowing blessings from heaven and earth one after another.

The other disciples have also woken up one after another and have all seen the continuous beams of light descending.

However, aside from enthusiastically counting how many descended, he didn't show any other expression.

The tribulation lightning has already struck, so what's so surprising about the blessings bestowed by heaven and earth?

After all, that's my junior uncle; this is just basic procedure.

After watching with great interest for a while, everyone dispersed.

Except for a very few who needed to go out to complete tasks, the vast majority went to the herb field.

Hmm, it might be more appropriate to call it a vegetable garden.

Yun Zhongzi has harvested all the herbs in the herb field and sold them all through the Zha Tian Gang for spirit stones.

They were also asked to help purchase a batch of spirit plant seeds given by Ye Feng.

The medicinal herb field has now been completely transformed into a vegetable garden.