My Gourmet Food Makes the Myriad Worlds Cry

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Chapter 16 Where did this pig demon come from, daring to cause trouble in Mount Shu?

A tiny old man, no bigger than a finger, was pointing at Shenqing Zhenjun and cursing loudly:

"Shenqing, you bastard! Get that brat out here right now!"

Shenqing Zhenjun said with a wry smile, "Spirit of the artifact, the treasure made by Junior Brother Ye is related to the foundation of my Shushan Sword Sect for ten thousand years."

Please bear with me.

The old man got even angrier, puffing out his beard and glaring as he said:

"So you can give me a ride out, right? Huh?"

That kid made a huge lump of dark yellow poop.

I'm about to be suffocated by the stench!

Shenqing Zhenjun quickly said, "Spirit Master, please forgive him. I estimate he will finish soon."

"Get him out here now, immediately, right now!"

"Sir, this really won't do."

"I'm asking one last time, can you get him out of here for me?"

"My lord...it really won't work."

The old man stopped talking and stretched out his withered hand.

A gleaming golden mirror appeared in his outstretched hand.

The old man rolled up his sleeves.

Two long, white eyebrows stood up straight.

He grabbed a mirror and started hitting Shenqing Zhenjun on the head.

Before long, the handsome and dignified Shenqing Zhenjun turned into a pig's head.

His head was covered in bumps, and his eyes were also bruised.

His lips were so swollen they looked like two big sausages hanging from them.

Shenqing Zhenjun could only helplessly endure the beating, but there was nothing he could do.

The divine mirror was of too high a grade; his cultivation had already been sealed by it.

They can't run away even if they want to.

Just then, Ye Feng, who had finished making the device, was sent back to the main hall.

He was startled as soon as he came out.

How could there be a pig demon in the main hall of the Shushan Sword Sect?!

With a sharp brow, Ye Feng let out a stern shout:

"Hey! Where did this pig-headed demon come from, daring to cause trouble in my Shu Mountain Sword Sect?"

When the person in question appeared, the old man didn't bother him anymore and simply disappeared.

Shenqing Zhenjun slapped Ye Feng on the back of the head and said in a deep voice:

"You pig-headed demon, you big-headed devil! I am your senior brother Shenqing, you..."

As if speaking had aggravated his wound, Shenqing Zhenjun gasped.

Ye Feng looked at his senior brother, the sect leader, whose head had been beaten into a pig's head, and wanted to laugh but dared not, finding it extremely difficult to hold back.

Seeing his expression, Shenqing Zhenjun said in a deep voice:

"If you dare laugh out loud, you're dead! Nobody can save you, I'm telling you!"

Ye Feng quickly pinched his thigh hard and said seriously:

"Sect Leader, I have completed the creation of the treasure."

These words were indeed effective; Shenqing Zhenjun immediately forgot about his injuries.

"Where is it? Show it to me."

Ye Feng dared not delay and took out a piece the size of a grain of rice from the jade slip.

"Senior brother, please look, this is it."

Even a piece the size of a grain of rice was enough to make the Demon Lord lose his composure for a moment.

Ye Feng confirmed this size using his system eye.

The descriptions of the size of a grain of rice and the size of a fist are exactly the same.

[Perfect blue cheese, effectively supplementing the various vitamins needed for children's growth. It can even momentarily distract demons.]

Smaller than a grain of rice becomes a moment of distraction.

Shenqing Zhenjun carefully took the blue cheese and examined it closely.

The white millet grains have some blue streaks on them.

A foul stench already lingered around my nose.

"I wonder what the limits of these treasures are, and whether they can deal with high-level Calamity Demons?"

Ye Feng couldn't answer this question either, as the system didn't provide a range.

He took out a piece of cheese the size of a basketball and handed it to Shenqing Zhenjun.

"Senior brother, this item is quite complicated to make, and it can only be made inside the Treasure Mirror."

I've kept a little for other uses; you can decide how to distribute the rest.

Shenqing Zhenjun took out the jade slip and carefully put it away, then sighed and said:

"Your senior sister Qiuyu is about to undergo her tribulation; I hope this item will be effective."

Um?

Ye Feng was taken aback. Was Senior Sister Qiu Yu about to undergo a tribulation?

She's already at the Nascent Soul stage, right? If she undergoes another tribulation, she'll become a Nascent Soul stage expert.

Shenqing Zhenjun was speechless when he saw another cheese of the same size appear in front of him.

He narrowed his eyes dangerously and said, "Just how small is 'little bit' that Junior Brother Ye is referring to?"

Ye Feng laughed awkwardly: "It really is just a little bit..."

After a smooth exchange of beatings against resistance, beatings against resistance, and beatings against submission.

Ye Feng reluctantly pulled out a large ball with a diameter of about one meter.

"Senior brother, this is really all we can give you now. We need to use the rest to help Xiao Hongzhuang recover."

Shenqing Zhenjun, who had originally intended to have a proper discussion, coughed lightly:

"Since it's meant to nourish Xiaohongzhuang's body, then let's leave it at that."

Oh, by the way, the recipe you gave me last time has been made.

It has the same effect on the demon of calamity.

On behalf of my sect, I thank you.

Ye Feng hurriedly said, "Senior brother, you flatter me."

I am a member of the sect, so why should I express my gratitude?

Besides, it was all thanks to my master; I was just someone who did the lifting of the rods.

Shenqing Zhenjun patted Ye Feng on the shoulder without saying anything more, everything was understood without words.

...

After leaving the main hall, it was already Chenshi (7-9 AM).

Sure enough, I saw Xiao Hongzhuang when I returned to the cafeteria.

There were even a few impatient fellow apprentices hiding to the side, waiting for their turn to eat.

At this moment, everyone is meditating with their eyes closed, so they are not wasting any time.

Little Red Makeup was kicking pebbles out of boredom, each pebble tracing a graceful arc as it flew down the cliff.

Upon seeing Ye Feng return, her little face immediately lit up with a smile.

"Brother, you're back! What delicious food are you making for me today?"

Ye Feng gently patted her little head and smiled:

"There's one thing that's really good for kids your age, except it smells a bit awful."

After saying that, he took out a white porcelain plate from the jade slip, in which was a triangular piece of cheese about the size of a fist.

The creamy flavor of the butter was completely masked by the smell of poop.

As soon as she took out the red makeup, she covered her nose and mouth tightly.

Ye Feng enthusiastically promoted it:

"This thing is called cheese. It is rich in vitamins and calcium, which can help you grow up healthy."

Hongzhuang took two steps back and shook her little head firmly.

"This smells awful, it smells like poop."

"But it tastes really good, and most importantly, it's good for you to eat now that you're growing."

"No! Tomato tofu is good, and crystal shrimp dumplings are good too. I want to eat those!"

One tried his best to persuade the other, while the other refused to listen to the death.

It's just like a father tricking his daughter into taking medicine.

Ye Feng suddenly said mysteriously:

"Okay, if you eat this, I promise I'll make you the thing you want to eat the most, okay?"

Hongzhuang opened her big eyes and asked in confusion:

"Anything? If I tell you my brother can't make it, will you stop forcing me to eat this?"

"Anything is fine, just tell me."

Ye Feng, who is well-versed in Chinese and foreign cuisines, certainly has the confidence to say that.

"I want to eat the starry sky!"

Hongzhuang glanced at Ye Feng with a sly look, a smug expression on her face.

He looks just like a little fox who's stolen a chicken.

A smile appeared on Ye Feng's lips.

Oh, you ignorant little red-dresser.

Even the most cunning fox is no match for an old hunter.

A smile appeared on Hongzhuang's lips.

Oh, what an ignorant handsome guy.

I'm starting to crave that cheese thing so badly.

But I have to resist, I want to eat something new, hmph.

I, Hongzhuang, am very clever!

...

Watching Xiao Hongzhuang wolf down her cheese.

Ye Feng felt that he might have been tricked.

This doesn't look like someone was forced to eat it, does it?

Those senior brothers meditated quite far apart; generally, no one would approach a place where there was red makeup.

So there's no fear of the cheese leaking out.

However, we should still be careful later and it would be best to let Xiao Hongzhuang eat after she returns to her cave.

As for deep-fried green onions, it doesn't matter at all; the sects have already started mass production of them.

Naturally, no one suspected him.

However, it doesn't really matter if they find out. The temperament and background of those who can go up the mountain have all been tested by the spirit of the artifact.

Unless one can reach the Tribulation Transcending Realm, it is difficult to escape the discerning eye.

With some time to go before noon, it's time to prepare the ingredients.

After Xiao Hongzhuang finished eating that big piece of cheese, the two of them got busy again.

Outside the small canteen, diners had already formed a long, orderly queue.

"Senior brother, you're here quite early."

"Hey, if you don't come early, you can only eat one round; if you line up early, you can eat two rounds."

"Senior brother has a good appetite."

"Haha, you know what, I feel like my physical strength has changed slightly ever since I ate Junior Brother Ye's food."

"Huh? Senior brother noticed too? I thought it was just my imagination."

"Does Junior Brother feel the same way?"

"Yes, I specifically prepared to test it out today."

"Same here. Before I came today, I made a mark on the wooden stake using my physical strength."

I'll test it at the same time tomorrow to see if it's grown any longer.

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