Fantasy, Gourmet, Illustrations, Comedy, Meme, Farming. The champion of dessert aesthetics: Starlight Scallop. The advanced version of Starry Pie: "Uneasy Death." Boiled Cabbage with Chicke...
"Don't worry, Master, I guarantee you'll be satisfied."
The Peony Fairy patted her chest and guaranteed it.
The celestial being smiled slightly, and the beauty of the six palaces paled in comparison—this is the most accurate description of the saying.
The surrounding flowers were even ashamed and stuck their own petals into the soil.
"It's rare that you, little one, still remember your master's preferences. If it's really as delicious as you say, your master will certainly not treat you unfairly."
With a chuckle, the Peony Fairy was just like a little girl, where was the demeanor of an invincible sect leader?
“My master has never wronged me. Who wouldn’t envy me for having such a good master?”
The Immortal Beauty pinched the Peony Fairy's lips and teased, "Your lips are as sweet as honey after not seeing you for a while. Have you been in contact with your Daoist partner?"
The Peony Fairy blushed and hurriedly denied it, saying, "This disciple is single-mindedly pursuing the Great Dao, how could I possibly seek a Daoist partner?"
The Immortal Beauty curled her lip and said disdainfully, "The path to immortality is long and arduous. How boring it is to pursue the Great Dao alone. I, your master, have just not found someone I can take a liking to. Otherwise, I would have found a Daoist partner long ago."
"Snap!"
No sooner had he finished speaking than a thunderclap resounded in the clear sky.
The Peony Fairy was startled.
The Immortal Beauty, however, stood with one hand on her hip and pointed to the sky with the other, cursing loudly:
"What are you trying to do? With your face that looks like a scene from a dystopian disaster, why would I even look at you? Even if I were to stay single for the rest of my life, and you were the only man left in the entire universe, I wouldn't give you a second glance. Ugly bastards always cause trouble!"
"Click...click..."
This time it wasn't a thunderbolt; it was as if something had shattered.
Seeing that her master was about to scold her again, the Peony Fairy quickly reached out and tugged at her sleeve.
"Master, Master, please keep a low profile. It wouldn't be good if a disciple happened to pass by and saw us."
"Cough cough."
With a light cough, the ethereal beauty instantly regained her dignified demeanor.
He glanced indifferently at the sky and said in a detached tone, "Get out of here immediately. Do not pry into our privacy. If you come again, you will be killed."
A gentle breeze blew by, and the Immortal Beauty let out a soft hum before saying to the Peony Fairy, "Let's go, let's go eat that delicious thing you mentioned. If it's really that delicious, I'll eat it for a whole day and night."
Peony Fairy was already used to her master's temperament.
If the Rose Fairy were here, she would surely nod in agreement.
A lineage passed down through generations!
Peony Fairy shook her head and said, "Master, we have to wait. That mountain retreat is only open from Monday to Friday. We won't be able to eat there now, and even you probably won't be able to eat for a whole day and night. The food there is very strange."
"Hmm? Is there something strange about it?"
"First of all, even my naturally pure body cannot purify that food with magic. I have to rely on my body's functions to digest it. Also, the food that person makes often attracts blessings from heaven and earth. I suspected before that it must involve the level of the Dao."
Upon hearing this, the Immortal Beauty's eyes lit up, and she quickly said, "In that case, the food must be excellent. Your innate immaculate body is no different from that of a human immortal. If you can be affected by this, then even a Great Luo Golden Immortal would have to rely on his body to digest it on its own."
hiss……
Peony gasped in astonishment. Was Ye Feng's cooking really that amazing?
"Don't you believe me? The Dao bodies of Great Luo Golden Immortals and True Immortals are actually not that different. It's just that the Dao bodies are stronger. In essence, they are still the same innate immaculate bodies. The more I talk about it, the uglier I get. Why don't we go eat now? We can just pay more."
"Then let me ask."
The Peony Fairy agreed and took out the Mirror Flower Water Moon.
She knew that Ye Feng was usually live streaming at this time.
"Giant panda??!!!"
Just as the Peony Fairy took out the "Mirror Flower, Water Moon" piece, a voice full of surprise suddenly rang out.
Peony Fairy was stunned, and the Mirror Flower Water Moon in her hand was snatched away by her master.
"Giant panda?! It really is a giant panda?! My goodness! Where am I?!!"
"This is the place we're going to eat, that little mountain retreat. This is the owner's pet."
"Holy crap?! Keeping giant pandas as pets?! What kind of family does that?!"
The Peony Fairy asked in confusion, "Master, it's just a pet, why are you so surprised?"
You don't understand!
After saying this, the Immortal Beauty quickly raised her head and looked around. Seeing that there was no one else, she reached her hand into the Mirror Flower Water Moon.
The Peony Fairy's beautiful eyes were wide open to the extreme at this moment.
If it were even a fraction bigger, those beautiful eyes would probably pop out.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
The Water Moon purifier has this function too?
What's this?
Gigi, who was dealing with a giant pumpkin, suddenly paused.
It felt as if a hand touched its ear.
Looking down, I saw that my owner was sleeping, with both hands there. Who touched me?
Curious, it turned its round head around, but found nothing suspicious.
The Immortal Beauty smiled like a weasel that had stolen a chicken.
Even all the weasels combined probably aren't as beautiful as a single strand of her hair.
"A giant panda's ears! I finally petted a giant panda! I'm so happy, oh my god!"
Giant panda Gigi feels uncomfortable all over today.
I always feel like there's a hand attacking me from behind.
He touched her ears, then her head, then her back.
But we really don't know who did it.
That silly bird went to the vegetable garden to catch bugs, so it couldn't be it.
Unable to understand, it angrily kept slapping the bamboo leaves.
Then they shook Ye Feng awake.
Ye Feng, still half asleep, had just sat up when he felt someone pat his head.
?
Who ambushed me?
Ye Feng jumped up and quickly spun around to take a look.
There's nothing there?
That's impossible!
It felt like someone had patted my head and killed me!
Peony Fairy couldn't help but frown when she saw the culprit whistling with a crooked mouth.
"Master, these are the chef and the owner. Be careful not to get caught and blacklisted, or you won't be able to eat here anymore!"
"Haha, I didn't do anything, don't frame me."
Suddenly, the Immortal Beauty asked excitedly, "That panda, what price do you think I have to pay for them to sell it to me?"
Um... this...
The Peony Fairy frowned and began to think carefully.
"The Shushan Sword Sect is now a quasi-invincible sect. There are supreme beings within the sect. The highest strength that immortals can reach when they descend to the mortal realm is this. They probably are not afraid of threats."
"As for resources, with that mountain retreat there, even the phrase 'making a fortune every day' is an understatement. We don't lack resources right now."
“Spiritual herbs…it seems that spiritual herbs have been phased out in their area, so this won’t work either.”
Shrugging, the Peony Fairy said awkwardly, "Master, I can't think of any price to buy it. Why don't you go and ask directly?"