Fantasy, Gourmet, Illustrations, Comedy, Meme, Farming. The champion of dessert aesthetics: Starlight Scallop. The advanced version of Starry Pie: "Uneasy Death." Boiled Cabbage with Chicke...
"What does Your Majesty mean?"
"Either we prevent them from eating Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, as the current effects of these foods would only be counterproductive. The second option is to seal them both away and release them later when I've created more delicacies specifically targeting that ridiculous power."
"seal?"
The Fairy of Clouds was stunned.
The memory of that day involuntarily flashed through my mind: several supreme beings attacked the Shu Mountain Sword Sect, only to be killed by three supreme beings from the Shu Mountain Sword Sect. In the end, they even used a move to seal the souls of the supreme beings into a stinking pot and buried it under the latrine...
How could my two elder brothers endure such humiliation?!
Ye Feng was lucky he wasn't there to see her expression, otherwise he would have been both laughing and crying at the same time.
However, it's understandable that Fairy Yunxiao might overthink things; the scene was simply too impactful, and it had only just passed by.
"I have another food here. After eating it, you will be sealed. Then you can put it into a jade slip, crush the jade slip or let it out. It will return to normal in fifteen minutes. Think about it."
After saying that, Ye Feng stopped transmitting his voice and waited for Fairy Yunxiao to make her own decision.
Seeing her two older brothers start fighting and scrambling for meat again, Fairy Yunxiao suddenly felt a pang of sadness.
Such a warm and beautiful scene was actually just an illusion, like a flower in a mirror or the moon's reflection in water.
Will it all shatter into a bubble in an instant?
How can I possibly accept this?!
If the eldest and second eldest brothers are sealed away, wouldn't that leave only the third brother, whose condition is extremely unstable, by his side?
If it's not sealed, when will the eldest and second eldest brothers unleash their power?
If the outbreak is targeted at the Shushan Sword Sect, will Ye Zhizun kill him with a single sword strike?
This is not impossible.
With that in mind, Fairy Yunxiao immediately made a decision.
She would rather seal her two older brothers now than have them sealed in that pot by Ye Zhizun and buried in the latrine later.
"Supreme Lord Ye, please seal my eldest and second brothers. We'll settle the expenses later."
Upon hearing the telepathic message, Ye Feng reached out and replaced the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall dish he had prepared with Green Oil Chicken.
Then he said to Liu Yun, "When you go in, tell them it's a gift from the second eldest sister on the reward list. The Buddha Jumps Over the Wall won't be ready for a while, so let them eat this first."
ah?
Liu Yun's mouth was agape, as wide as a hippopotamus's.
He didn't hear the telepathic conversation between Ye Feng and Fairy Yunxiao.
His active mind had already conjured up another grand drama.
Junior Uncle was in love with Fairy Yunxiao, but Fairy Yunxiao did not reciprocate his feelings. Her three elder brothers also disliked him. However, Junior Uncle did not want to cause unnecessary bloodshed, so he used the Jade Oil Chicken to control all four of them. Through relentless suppression and brainwashing, he ultimately achieved his goal of winning Fairy Yunxiao's heart and soul.
"Smack!"
Ye Feng's large potsticker left Liu Yun fan dizzy and disoriented.
What's going on in this damn kid's head?
The things he thought of are things that later TV dramas wouldn't dare to write!
And you keep nagging me, do you really think my supreme state is fake and I can't hear your nagging?
"Stop with your filthy, disgusting, and vile thoughts. Do you think I, your junior uncle, am that kind of person?"
Liu Yun hurriedly shook his head and said with a fawning smile, "Yes, yes, I misunderstood. Junior Uncle is handsome and dashing, with superb cultivation and amazing cooking skills. What kind of Daoist partner could he not find? How could he use such unreliable methods?"
"Hurry up and go, stop talking nonsense. If you keep thinking about those things, I'll put you in Qiye's group next time."
wipe!
Ye Feng had seized Liu Yun's Achilles' heel.
He was able to frequently appear in the kitchen help team, all thanks to his group being in the second group of disciples.
If I were to actually join a group, not to mention Senior Brother Qiye and Senior Sister Ningyue, Zhaoxing and Yunxiu would be in for a lot of trouble.
"Yes, I'll go right away. Please, Junior Uncle, don't assign me to a group!"
Liu Yun didn't care about her appearance anymore and ran out of the kitchen like a rabbit that had been bitten on the butt by a snake.
Everyone in the Shushan Sword Sect knows that Junior Uncle always does what he says, so how could he dare to play dumb here?
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Meanwhile, in the Immortal Realm, Chen Xin of the Shushan Sword Sect was also engaged in a battle between heaven and man.
Life in the wild is not pleasant.
Besides the endless ferocious beasts, there are countless battles of all kinds.
I don't know who spread the word in the mortal realm that the celestial realm is peaceful and harmonious, and that everyone is kind and peaceful and doesn't fight with anyone.
This is even fiercer than the fighting in the lower realm!
Drawing swords at each other over a disagreement is child's play; wiping out your entire family and your entire lineage over a disagreement is the normal course of action.
He was able to escape one massacre after another only because of his speed.
But when will this kind of life end?
There isn't even a quiet environment for meditation.
What's even more outrageous is that stunningly beautiful fairy.
I don't know which idiot saw the things that Qingcheng gave him and started spreading rumors that Qingcheng was interested in him.
This directly angered a powerful figure in charge of lightning punishment.
These guys are already having a hard time surviving in the wild.
Indeed, beautiful women are a source of trouble; it was the right decision not to find a Daoist partner!
The only way to escape being hunted down now is to go into the city.
Getting into the city is easy, but settling down there is extremely difficult.
That requires a large number of spirit stones to register a household. Those without a household registration must leave the city before sunset.
If you get caught before leaving the city, you might as well die.
Helplessly, he took out a jade slip from his pocket, wondering if the gift from this disciple he had never met was truly useful.
Upon opening the jade slip space, the large vat was already filled to the brim with various kinds of meat.
It took Chen Xin a lot of effort to collect these.
I pulled out the thigh of a Blue Feather Mountain Chicken King, brought it to my nose and smelled it. I could smell a strong aroma of braised chicken.
There was a slightly pungent smell inside, but that smell actually fueled my desire to try it.
I took a tentative bite, and a strange numbness instantly crept up my lips.
Immediately afterwards, a fiery sensation he had never experienced before filled his entire mouth. If it weren't for the fact that it was indeed marked by his own Shushan Sword Sect, he would definitely have suspected that Qingcheng was trying to harm him.
"Cough cough cough..."
I ate too quickly without realizing it, which caused me to cough.
What was originally a chicken leg as long as an arm was transformed in the blink of an eye into a chicken bone without a single impurity.
"Cough cough cough..."
Chen Xin let out a burp, and the chili oil he had just swallowed immediately gushed back, causing him to cough again.
Having finally gotten through that frustrating feeling, Chen Xin wanted to slurp up another chicken leg.
"Hiss... This disciple's cooking skills are really good, but I wonder if this will suit other people's tastes?"
Thinking about it, Chen Xin took out another chicken wing, then transformed into a streak of light and quickly flew towards the city.