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After putting the jade slip away, Ye Feng began preparing the golden fried rice.
There's a debate about whether to fry the rice or the eggs first when making golden fried rice.
Ye Feng didn't have this dilemma; he simply poured the egg yolk onto the leftover rice.
With a swift, merciless grip, the two items were combined into one.
The originally white rice was instantly stained golden yellow by the egg yolk.
Heat oil in a wok, then add rice.
As soon as the food was put into the pot, Ye Feng began to swing the iron ladle rapidly, like a windmill.
His stove has a high flame, and if you don't stir-fry quickly, it's easy to make rice crust.
While quickly stir-frying ham sausage, carrots, shiitake mushrooms, and salt, Ye Feng also added these side dishes and seasonings.
Next, I added fish eyes, chopped green onions, and peas, and then quickly stir-fried them again.
While tossing and stirring the food quickly, it looks like a golden light and shadow playing and swirling on the pan, which is very interesting to watch.
His right hand kept tossing the food in the wok, but the iron spoon in his left hand stopped stirring.
Instead, each time a grain of rice falls, it is caught with an iron spoon and quickly plated.
A plate of golden egg fried rice was ready in just five minutes.
The rice grains in the dish were not only golden in color and steaming, but also distinct and not sticking together.
After receiving the jade slip, Ye Feng signaled to the kitchen disciples to serve the dishes.
As soon as the stir-fried pork and golden fried rice were served, Jiang Lu couldn't resist taking out a rectangular object.
Huanfeng looked on curiously and couldn't help but ask, "Master, what is this?"
Jiang Lu chuckled and said, "This is the Mirror Flower Water Moon Immortal Realm version produced by the Myriad Flower Immortal Sect. It also has a very interesting name, 'iPhone 24.' Such a magical delicacy must be shared with my old friends."
After saying that, he forced back the saliva that was already swirling in his mouth and turned on his iPhone 24.
After quickly selecting the video section, he began writing titles.
"This is the first time in ten thousand years that I've descended to the mortal realm, and my grand-disciple has actually offered me such food. Is this a distortion of morality or a decline in humanity?"
After writing the title, I pointed the camera of my iPhone 24 at the food in front of me.
The stir-fried pork and golden fried rice were already perfectly colored, but they looked even more glossy in the lens of the iPhone 24.
Jiang Lu's fingers tapped and drew on the screen from time to time, and soon something resembling a nose emerged from the iPhone 24.
He gently inhaled the aroma of the food, and the fragrance vanished.
Jiang Lu was heartbroken and quickly turned off the function, and the nose-like thing disappeared.
Huanfeng, standing to the side, was dumbfounded.
He was a staunch believer in illusions and fleeting beauty.
But I've never heard of a reflection in a mirror or the moon in the water that can stick out a nose, have I?
Has the Mirror Flower Water Moon function in the Immortal Realm become this powerful?!
No, why are the versions of the Immortal Realm and the Cultivation Realm so different? That's not fair!
Jiang Lu had no time to think about what his grand-disciple was thinking, because the title was so sensational that it attracted many people to click on it in an instant.
"Oh, Old Jiang has descended to the mortal realm? This tedious task is really boring. I only descended to the mortal realm once a hundred years ago. Not to mention the complicated process, it took me five years to expel the turbid air from my body after I came back."
"Who says otherwise? My own son said he found me something good, but after eating it I almost had diarrhea to death. Later I found out that the brat did it on purpose, saying he wanted to fertilize a ten-thousand-year-old spiritual herb. I almost raised my hand to kill him back then."
"Good heavens, I'm not a troublemaker, but I would definitely cut off this son's life completely."
"Hey, this thing that Lao Jiang photographed looks pretty good, but it's probably just for show. What good stuff could possibly be inside?"
"Wow, Lao Jiang really went all out! Look at this video, it even has a smell function, which is a feature that you only have on an iPhone 24."
"Old Jiang has quite a few resources, huh? I asked him last time, and he said it would cost over 100,000 Immortal Spirit Stones. That's outrageous."
"They didn't force you to buy it, and they decide how much to sell it for."
"Luckily, mine is also an iPhone 24. I really want to try this thing and see what it tastes like."
"Fellow Daoist Qianmo, please be careful. What if it's poisonous and you get poisoned again?"
"You guys underestimate this iPhone 24. It has already been incorporated into the 'Ten Thousand Poisons Chart,' so nothing toxic can be uploaded."
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Inside a huge palace.
A figure sat on a high seat, holding a brand-new, extra-long iPhone 25 in his hand.
That figure was Qianmo.
A high-ranking immortal, a Great Luo Golden Immortal.
Qianmo's appearance is impeccable.
His golden armor made him look like a god of war.
After sending the message, Qianmo immediately turned on the smell function.
The moment it was opened, a unique and unfamiliar fragrance filled the air.
The enticing aroma made him take a deep breath.
"Sigh... Hey, not bad! This smells really rich... Cough cough cough... Holy crap... What is this... Cough cough cough."
Qianmo's face suddenly turned bright red, and he coughed incessantly, as if propelled by some unknown force.
Not only was he coughing incessantly, but tears were also streaming down his face uncontrollably.
Has this guy been infected?!
Qianmo couldn't believe it.
The Myriad Flowers Sect is the originator of poisons, and there are poisons they can't even identify.
After a quick internal examination, apart from feeling that the flow of immortal energy was a bit faster, there were no other symptoms.
This relieved him somewhat.
But before he could even catch his breath, he couldn't help but start sneezing again.
"Achoo... Holy crap, Jiang Zemin tricked me?! What is this?! Achoo!"
I quickly shut down my sense of smell and even more quickly turned off the smell function on my iPhone 24.
It took him a long time to feel better before a nameless rage rose in his chest.
No, I have to file a complaint!
Having made up her mind, Qianmo prepared to give a bad review and complain about it in the video.
He had already typed half of the words when he suddenly froze.
The dish that just made me cry buckets of tears—I can't even type a single bad review?!
"This dish tastes extremely..."
I wanted to write "smelly" and "toxic," but my fingers seemed to have a mind of their own, and I just couldn't type the word "smelly."
At this moment, although the sense of smell has been shut down.
But that smell, which I had never smelled before, still seemed to linger at my nose.
Even though the smell made her eyes water and her nose run, she still wanted to smell it again!
I don't have some kind of weird fetish, do I?
For the first time, Qianmo had a sliver of doubt about herself.
But as he shook his head to banish the strange thought, he was surprised to find that his finger was already hovering over the smell switch button again.