My Gourmet Food Makes the Myriad Worlds Cry

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Chapter 325 Hiss... Ha...

He picked up another bite, but it turned out to be a mouthful of green vegetables and bean sprouts.

Jiang Lu was greatly dissatisfied.

I climbed to the top of the food chain, not to eat vegetables!

He was willing to let go, but the unique fragrance made him change his mind in the end.

The freshly cooked vegetables not only absorbed a lot of the broth flavor, but also retained their unique refreshing taste. One bite and it even tasted better than meat!

Adults absolutely do not make choices.

Between the meat slices and the vegetables, Jiang Lu instantly decided to eat both together.

Anyway, the chili peppers were finely chopped, and they didn't seem too unpalatable to eat.

It's even more enjoyable to take more food with your chopsticks.

"Hiss... Hah... Huff..."

Although it didn't feel that spicy at first, it seemed to get spicier and spicier as I ate it.

He shoveled large mouthfuls of rice into his mouth while exhaling breath from time to time.

Large beads of sweat dripped down their faces, but Jiang Lu and his companion had no time to pay them any attention.

Not only those two, but basically all the private rooms were playing out the same drama.

"Your Excellency, are you satisfied with the reception I arranged this time? Hiss... Ha..."

"Satisfied, extremely satisfied! Such deliciousness is unparalleled even in the Immortal Realm. This trip was truly worthwhile! Hahaha... Hiss... Huff..."

"Your Majesty, I was young in the past, and those things I did, could you please forgive and forget them? Hiss... Huff..."

"What's going on? What's going on? Hahahaha. Hiss...ha..."

It's only because Ye Fengya's room has good soundproofing; otherwise, the "hiss...ha...hiss...whoosh" sounds would definitely be like a symphony.

Ye Feng, the sixth brother... cough cough, peerless sword immortal, peerless chef, is currently busy in the kitchen making the last soup.

To give these arrogant diners a perfect ending, Ye Feng decided that the main ingredient for this last soup would be the enoki mushroom, a mushroom that evokes fear in people all over the world.

Imagine this scenario.

Eating too much spicy food, or perhaps there are toxins in the body that are being expelled by the effects of the food, makes it urgent to defecate.

However, because it was so spicy, it also affected some local areas.

Not only is it impossible to expel the waste, but some areas are also experiencing excruciating pain.

With all my might, and scratching my head in pain, I finally felt the urge to ejaculate.

The dreaded "see you tomorrow" ad popped up, blocking the way...

Oh dear.

Just thinking about this scene made Ye Feng shudder.

Looking at Ye Feng's wicked smile, Jing Lei felt as if his faith had collapsed overnight.

The person in front of me is definitely not the peerless and noble junior uncle I have in mind.

Even though my junior uncle has already reached the Supreme Realm, he is still contributing to the sect's resources.

My junior uncle is exceptionally talented, with unparalleled genius. His two teachings have enabled the disciples of the Shushan Sword Sect to acquire the highest level of martial arts.

He was dashing and exceptionally handsome.

His brows were often furrowed, for he cared deeply for all the people under heaven.

The person with the wicked grin in front of me is definitely not my junior uncle!

"Smack!"

Thunderclap gave itself a resounding slap in the face.

The loud noise startled Ye Feng, who was deep in thought.

Clearing his throat, Ye Feng quickly wiped the smile off his face and asked calmly, "Jing Lei, why did you slap yourself?"

That's right!

The one standing before me is the perfect junior uncle I've always dreamed of!

That was definitely something I imagined.

I really shouldn't have done that.

Jing Lei said somewhat embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, Junior Uncle. I think I just imagined a particularly lewd version of you. I really shouldn't have done that. Please punish me."

Ye Feng smiled slightly and said, "There's no need to treat yourself like that, is there? The me you're imagining isn't the real me. Besides, I'm right here, right in front of you, so why bother imagining? What you see is the most authentic me."

Jing Lei scratched his head sheepishly and said, "Maybe I'm a little short of oxygen because I've been wearing gas masks too much."

Ye Feng patted his shoulder and said, "Okay, then go outside and get some fresh air. You can't get hurt. My Xiaomaike is counting on you to increase production and income."

After hearing Ye Feng's words, Jing Lei quickly pounded his chest, making loud "bang bang" sounds.

"Don't worry, Junior Uncle, I guarantee it won't interfere with our Xiaomai's harvest."

After calming Jing Lei down, Ye Feng turned back to continue studying his food.

There are many ways to cook enoki mushrooms, but eating too much of this little thing can get greasy.

Tomatoes are known for their sweet and sour taste that helps cut through greasiness, so combining the two is naturally a good choice.

That's easy to do.

Dice the tomatoes, and chop some scallions and garlic.

Wash the enoki mushrooms directly and cut them into smaller pieces; cutting them will affect the final result.

Heat oil in a wok, then add chopped green onions and minced ginger.

Add tomatoes and a little salt to quickly draw out their juices. Add enoki mushrooms and seasonings, simmer, and you're done.

This time, Ye Feng didn't estimate the time it would take for the diners to eat.

Because this soup is made very quickly, only two minutes after the previous boiled sliced ​​pork, it's inevitable that we won't be able to finish it.

At this moment, serving a bowl of sweet and sour tomato and enoki mushroom soup to cleanse the palate is not just appropriate, but perfectly fitting.

This "degreasing" product simply neutralizes your palate, making it easier to swallow greasy foods.

But it will have no effect on food that has already been eaten.

So even if those diners lick the bowl clean of soup, it won't have any effect on what happens to them tonight or tomorrow morning.

Ye Feng had already foreseen a major show.

Even if those people came to his door, Ye Feng was not afraid at all.

First of all, these people are really no match for me in this realm.

Secondly, these people are indeed no match for him in this realm.

Finally, although these people will experience an exceptionally difficult detoxification process, and although the process may be somewhat uncomfortable, the ultimate result will inevitably be that their physical bodies will benefit.

Since you've already benefited, it's fine if you come back and I don't send you the banner, but do you expect me to cause trouble?

The world is vast, but there's no such logic to it!

Lastly, why would those big shots come after me for something so shameful?

Ye Feng believed it was impossible, and absolutely impossible.

Don't ask, the answer is that I have to save face.

By this time, the enoki mushrooms had been simmering in the tomato soup, and the tomato juice had turned the white enoki mushrooms a beautiful red.

The tomato juice, combined with the cornstarch, clings tightly to the enoki mushrooms, making them look incredibly appetizing.

Once the jade slip was put away, the dishes were served directly.