My name is Jiang Lu, I am over 25,000 years old, and I am a True Immortal in the middle realm.

Throughout my life, I have experienced countless battles, suffered countless injuries, and killed countless enemies.

But in all my life, I have never felt as bad as I am now.

When you see this self-introduction, I am facing an insurmountable dilemma.

Is it better to strictly guard against and prevent such attacks, or is it really better to guide and prevent them than to block them?

If it's a matter of dredging, what methods or medications are needed?

I need help urgently.

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The mountaintop retreat has a very luxurious yet very clean bathroom.

In the past, it was basically only used to suppress enemies. It would only come in handy if a diner ate a detoxifying dish and happened to have accumulated toxins in his body.

Today, however, it feels like it's extremely difficult to find a spot.

"Eh... Ha..."

Jiang Lu squatted in the clean and spacious bathroom for a long time, unable to get up.

His distorted face revealed his current distress.

He clenched his fists so tightly that his face turned bright red from the force.

He had been squatting there for twenty minutes.

The defecting enemy troops seemed to linger around the border, but each time they were close to the pass, they would retreat.

Even with the doors wide open, they remained completely unmoved.

To demonstrate their determination to stay inside, some even set fire to the gate.

The fire was so intense that the burning riverbank felt an urge to scratch its head and cheeks.

His strong self-control allowed him to suppress that impulse.

As a venerable envoy from the upper realm, how could he make such a undignified gesture?

"Ouch... Crack..."

Just as he was forcing himself to unleash his full power, he heard a scream from the side, followed by a loud scratching sound against the wall.

That sound...

Jiang Lu was silent for a moment, then uncertainly transmitted his voice: "Liu Shangquan?"

The screams and scratching sounds from the side stopped abruptly, and a moment later a slightly rough voice said, "Fellow Daoist, you've mistaken me for someone else."

You big idiot! I wouldn't mistake your voice even if it turned to ashes!

Jiang Lu asked in a deep voice, "Fellow Daoist, you probably don't know who I am either, right?"

The rough voice said, "I am but a passerby in this fleeting encounter. After today, we are destined never to meet again, and naturally I will not know who you are."

Liu Shangquan breathed a sigh of relief.

That voice is unmistakably that old bastard Jiang Lu's.

And judging from his appearance, he wasn't in much better shape than me.

That means they're keeping it to themselves; this embarrassing and unfortunate thing that happened today is known only to heaven and earth. Once the two of them leave the bathroom, neither of them will have seen the other again.

This... oh...

While still lost in thought, Liu Shangquan suddenly felt a surge of energy, concentrating all his strength into one point, leaving him with no mind for anything else.

His hands were clenched into fists, and the veins bulged.

Even his handsome, angular face was covered with bulging veins.

It looked as if he was going all out, even using every ounce of his strength.

Hearing the commotion over there, Jiang Lu felt his stomach churning violently.

He hurriedly grabbed his thighs with both hands, squatted up in a standard and steady horse stance, and began to exert force with a roar.

The force was so great that it even pierced through the thick-soled shoes he was wearing.

The immortal truly lives up to his name.

Their overwhelming power and strength forced the rebel army to begin moving towards the city gate.

As the closing time drew closer, a sinister joy crept across Jiang Lu and Liu Shangquan's faces.

Damn it, give it your all!

The two were of one mind and decided to increase their power output.

As the two intensified their efforts, the fire on the door grew even stronger.

The two people, burning with fever, had contorted faces and were in excruciating pain.

But closing the door is absolutely out of the question; if it is, who knows how long we'll suffer!

Finally, the two of them simultaneously sensed that the rebel army had begun to emerge.

Just as the two were ecstatic and ready to unleash their pent-up joy, a group of long, thin creatures wearing small hats completely blocked that glimmer of hope!

You son of a bitch, I'll kick your lungs!

The two couldn't help but curse inwardly. Dawn was just around the corner, but some bastard from who-knows-where had blocked their way again.

etc……

Both of them were taken aback.

This familiar shape... it looks so much like...

Blanch!

This is definitely something the chef at that mountain retreat did on purpose!

I was finally about to let it all out, and now it's all blocked! What the hell am I going to do?!

Unable to come up with a good solution, the two simultaneously opted for a contingency plan.

Keep up the good work!

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One hour later...

"Bang!"

A sudden sound rang out in the bathroom.

And this sound seemed to be a signal, and countless other sounds followed in succession.

"Bang!"

"jump!"

"puff……"

"Aww..."

All sorts of strange sounds resounded through the sky, weaving together to create a uniquely charming melody.

Ye Feng leaned back in his recliner, swaying leisurely.

He held a thermos in his hand, blowing on it every now and then to take a sip.

Ye Feng appeared relaxed, but he was actually thinking about something.

Since advancing to the Supreme Realm, has your mindset changed as well?

Based on my previous personality, if others looked down on my food, I would only use the deliciousness of the food to slap them in the face.

Instead of resorting to such extreme methods of retaliation.

revenge?

That's not right.

I should be detoxifying them!

Ye Feng's eyes suddenly lit up.

How come I forgot about this as soon as I had some free time?

They were originally guests, and also beings of immortality.

After descending to the mortal realm, they inevitably become tainted by some impure air. This meal I prepared is a detox set meal specially made for their benefit.

What?

If you're going to detox, why prepare that last enoki mushroom?

I swear to God.

Enoki mushrooms are a treasure!

It has the effects of nourishing the liver and kidneys, soothing the stomach and intestines, improving intelligence and brain function, regulating lipids and lowering cholesterol, and preventing fatigue.

At the same time, enoki mushrooms are particularly high in vitamins and dietary fiber.

Regular consumption of enoki mushrooms can promote metabolism, inhibit the rise of blood lipids, and prevent cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases.

And most importantly, this little thing is suitable for people with constipation.

Constipation was an inevitable result of taking the detox meal. The purpose of preparing these enoki mushrooms was simply to help you get through this difficult time.

Having come up with his explanation, Ye Feng finally felt relieved and slumped back into the recliner.

Once your mind is clear, lying on the recliner feels even more comfortable.

Once I felt better, my mood improved, and the thunderous explosion didn't seem so disgusting anymore.

However, this incident also made Ye Feng realize a problem.

Although immortals are indeed said to have an immaculate body, that does not seem to be unchanging.

There are many things that can pollute them.

If that's the case, if Liang Xicai finds an opportunity, will he also target the people of the Immortal Realm?

That would be a bit troublesome.